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Topicchicks who sell nudes and shit are so insufferable
OffTempo
08/06/19 10:29:22 PM
#29
MrToothHasYou posted...
Some truly weird misogynist logic

how dare women make money doing less work than i feel they should have to do.

I wouldn't say its misogynistic to respect people who make an honest living and not respect those who don't.
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TopicYour reaction: Your mom says 'Hey [name]. I want you to meet my new boyfriend!'
OffTempo
08/06/19 10:16:34 PM
#10
I haven't seen my mom since I was 3 so I wouldn't really care
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TopicWho wants to see boobies?!
OffTempo
08/06/19 10:13:29 PM
#12
LordRazziel posted...
QVfrY6Y

get this jabba the hut looking pepe out of this thread
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TopicI brought a girl home from a rave last night.
OffTempo
08/06/19 10:04:44 PM
#41
archedsoul posted...

why do i find this so funny
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TopicTrish stratus could still get it
OffTempo
08/06/19 8:20:00 PM
#9
bump so TC can post pics
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TopicImagine being a modern gamer who only owns a Nintendo console.
OffTempo
08/06/19 8:16:59 PM
#18
I feel personally attacked by this statement
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TopicSo my girlfriend wants to eat my ass...wat do
OffTempo
08/06/19 6:58:54 PM
#48
you fucking with the wrong hoes man
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TopicCould YOU retire with $1 million?
OffTempo
08/06/19 5:18:24 PM
#45
If I moved from California and invest smartly I suppose I could.
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TopicWould you fuck dis butterface?
OffTempo
08/06/19 5:17:24 PM
#17
name?
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TopicYou become the devil for 1 week. What do you do?
OffTempo
08/06/19 1:49:53 AM
#15
Zurkon posted...
Open a shop to sell cursed items

ha, I get the reference
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TopicAre any of these deal breakers for you?
OffTempo
08/05/19 7:36:11 PM
#11
CasualGuy posted...
Girl/guy you're interested in:

- has same name as your mom/dad/brother/sister

No brother or father or sister, I do have a mother but I haven't seen her since I was three so I don't think I'd mind.

- works for/with your mom/dad

Cool with this.

- good friends with an ex of yours

Cool with this as long as they aren't up to shady business.

- has a strong desire to be a stay at home mom/dad in the future

But you gon do something with your life rn right?

- no college education

If they have common sense and the lack of college education doesn't negatively affect their life.

- doesn't vote

Tbf I can't vote

- doesn't work out (but isn't fat)


Thats fine
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TopicBlack person claims they are fed up of white people telling them to be offended.
OffTempo
08/05/19 7:27:30 PM
#18
Its 2019 and we still arguing bout black and white, thats sad
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TopicWhat did you know about Doctor Strange before the movie?
OffTempo
08/05/19 3:10:57 PM
#10
That hes a wizard and that he knows Spider-Man. I havent seen the movie Dr. Strange yet.
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TopicIf you had to serve on a spaceship with an all female or all male crew...
OffTempo
08/05/19 3:03:04 PM
#13
All girls, Im the only guy, get to do easy jobs, still getting paid and I get to go to space? Yeah Ill board the all female ship, say what you want but everyone has needs and three years is a long time.
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TopicWould you date a girl that was a hardcore Christian?
OffTempo
08/05/19 2:50:24 PM
#5
This one girl that fucked around my heart is actually Christian and is considered the ethical slut of our friend group.

On topic, I think it would be good experience to date a foe like the one you described in the op.
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TopicHow much money can. You spend without stress?
OffTempo
08/05/19 2:42:35 PM
#21
I dont have a job
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TopicIs It Wrong To Hook Up With A Close Friend's Sister?
OffTempo
08/05/19 1:13:49 PM
#3
a.) you don't let your feelings go to waste, love is love and your friend should be able to support that

b.) you act like whats going is a bad thing and decide to not tell him about it, putting your friendship at greater risk rather than keeping it 100 with him and talking to him about it
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Topichomeschooling should be illegal
OffTempo
08/05/19 2:50:57 AM
#16
I can't fully agree with you on this but that being said I learned a lot more about this subject by the posts of users who struggled with homeschooling. My aunt used to nanny for this family back when she lived in San Diego . This family was loaded with the mother being a lawyer and the father having been a retired football player. They have a son and a daughter who I was friends with and who were also home schooled. Both of the kids are really smart despite being home schooled and have pretty good social skills. Imo there needs to be stricter requirements for homeschooling and a legitimate reason for having a child home schooled.
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TopicDo you guys read/listen to any erotica?
OffTempo
08/04/19 9:58:44 PM
#13
Once in a while yeah. I'll take suggestions though.
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TopicDoes it concern you that you may become the victim of a mass shooting?
OffTempo
08/04/19 9:54:28 PM
#27
While I still am in highschool and that raises its risks, nah I'm not worried. I live in a part of the bay area where everyone is rich and the school district I go to is well off. My school is known for its students suicides though.
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Topici can't decide if i should wait for the switch mini or buy one now...
OffTempo
08/04/19 3:05:26 AM
#11
The switch mini is going to end up being a shit handheld and its clearly a cash grab from nintendo. Regular switch is better. At least you can solve drift issues on the regular switch but with the mini you cant.
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TopicWhat's your age bracket
OffTempo
08/03/19 5:28:43 AM
#20
Im curious as to who the other 16-18 person is
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TopicI wish the amiibo content in BotW was available as DLC. I wanna play the game
OffTempo
08/03/19 5:13:38 AM
#10
Ic3Bullet posted...
Don't you get that tunic by finding all the shrines or something?

Thats the Hero of the Wild set. Hes talking about the other iconic Link outfits.
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TopicI wish the amiibo content in BotW was available as DLC. I wanna play the game
OffTempo
08/03/19 4:44:09 AM
#7
jumi posted...
There's a $15 alternative on eBay. Would all the content for that price be worth it to you?

(Note to mods: I'm not selling anything.)

@jumi cuh let me in on the secrets
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TopicHighly advanced sex doll, or highly advanced VR porn experiences?
OffTempo
08/03/19 4:29:39 AM
#2
Doll and theres not any competition.
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TopicI wish the amiibo content in BotW was available as DLC. I wanna play the game
OffTempo
08/03/19 4:28:41 AM
#5
Smashingpmkns posted...
There's alternatives

@Smashingpmkns
Pm me as well
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Topicmy 14 year old sister says her bikini top is too small, but i disagree. what do
OffTempo
08/03/19 4:22:09 AM
#6
Mberer posted...
OffTempo posted...
pics?

:o

TheBlueMonk_ posted...
OffTempo posted...
pics?


This one got me laughing

Ya'll keep forgetting I'm 16.
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Topicmy 14 year old sister says her bikini top is too small, but i disagree. what do
OffTempo
08/03/19 4:06:49 AM
#2
pics?
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TopicMan Kylie Jenner has the best ass!
OffTempo
08/03/19 4:03:30 AM
#69
Smashingpmkns posted...
That's a nice ass, fake or not

Fake or not, its a beautiful ass
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Topici went from having tons of friends and being highly social to having none
OffTempo
08/03/19 3:58:43 AM
#2
You don't need a plethora of friends to be happy in life, cherish and cultivate the relationships you do have. If you feel saddened because you aren't as social as you used to be, get back out there. The only one stopping you from achieving that is you.
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TopicWow I expect "some" acknowledgement when I hold a door open for a girl
OffTempo
08/03/19 3:13:17 AM
#6
Lame gimmick
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Topicwhat video games we playing dis weekend fam???
OffTempo
08/03/19 3:12:20 AM
#8
Fortnite
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TopicPeople actually think The Hero DLC in Smash Ultimate is OP
OffTempo
08/03/19 3:04:19 AM
#2
He has a random chance at getting crits whenever. His smash attacks deal a large amount of damage own their own. With crits they can ko at 0%. Some of his spells allow him to grow giant, turn invisble and turn metal. He also has a move that breaks his metal form but that ability is restricted to The Hero only.

The character is complete RNG. Imagine being in a match and your opponent hits down B, turns into a giant and crits you to add insult to injury.
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TopicThere is a bird at my office that has attacked so many employees
OffTempo
08/03/19 2:58:57 AM
#3
What kind of bird is it?
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TopicSo I'm at work and I just got "smash and grabbed."
OffTempo
08/03/19 2:18:05 AM
#38
bump
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TopicNinja makes cringe video about mixer. As bad as New Years thing imo.
OffTempo
08/03/19 2:01:25 AM
#11
NeonOctopus posted...
Why is that random dude in drag? Why is there a Red Bull machine? Why is there a bush?

No idea about the drag. Ninja is known for having a red bull machine minifridge as one of his biggest sponsors is red bull. Bush is an item from Fortnite.
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TopicNinja leaves Twitch to stream exclusively on Mixer.
OffTempo
08/02/19 4:35:08 PM
#58
Terrible business decision. Tfue and other streamers have already started taking his viewers on Twitch. Very few of his fanbase will follow him. I don't get why he would switch, Twitch is so good to him.
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TopicYou enter your car and see DIS sitting in da back seat
OffTempo
07/24/19 7:07:37 PM
#5
Calling the cops. Not like she would be able to get out, I keep child safety locks on in the backseat.
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TopicLogan Paul tells Fox News he's GOING BROKE as he's SPENDING TOO MUCH!!
OffTempo
07/24/19 7:05:44 PM
#13
Hating Logan Paul is old, get over the guy.
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TopicWoman who can't walk teams up with man who can't see so they can go hiking.
OffTempo
07/24/19 6:40:44 PM
#5
UnfairRepresent posted...
ROBANN_88 posted...
who run barter town?

dude...

Whats the joke?
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TopicIf your friend had a GF who cheated on him, and he knew, could you respect him?
OffTempo
07/20/19 5:23:31 PM
#9
This actually happened this past school year. She cheated on him with her ex, told him right after and became a sobbing mess for the next couple of days. Instead of breaking up with her, he told her that it was "ok" and that e wouldn't hold anything against her.

I didn't agree with it but if he was happy, whatever.
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TopicOh shit son, OK KO Let's Be Heroes is getting a guest star...
OffTempo
07/19/19 4:41:36 PM
#3
I honestly thought they stopped making episodes of Ok K.O.
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TopicThere's a spider girl whose only purpose is to have sex with spiderman
OffTempo
07/19/19 12:47:16 PM
#10
Shablagoo posted...
OffTempo posted...
The reasoning for this is because their spider sense causes an extreme desire to be intimate with each other

Does she try to eat him afterwards?

Ooh do you think ScarJo tries to eat arrow guy or Hulk afterwards? :o

Nah she doesn't try to eat him. Im pretty sure they tried to find a solution to this but I'm not sure if it ever did get resolved. I know that in some comics she goes her own way and tries to find her missing family or something.
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TopicThere's a spider girl whose only purpose is to have sex with spiderman
OffTempo
07/19/19 12:31:11 PM
#8
The reasoning for this is because their spider sense causes an extreme desire to be intimate with each other
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TopicMan NCIS is a show only old people watch
OffTempo
07/19/19 12:15:05 PM
#5
Which NCIS? My grandma watches New Orlean but primarliy likes LA. I enjoy watching LA as well.
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TopicWhat's your highest level of education?
OffTempo
07/19/19 12:09:34 PM
#20
I'm currently in hs.
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TopicSo I kinda "touched"this lady car with mine... how can I remove the
OffTempo
07/18/19 11:53:02 PM
#9
I heard you can use toothpaste or something to clear up the scratch. Might be the move since I'm pretty sure the automobile store is closing soon
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TopicSo I kinda "touched"this lady car with mine... how can I remove the
OffTempo
07/18/19 11:47:45 PM
#7
JimCarrysToe posted...
You wouldn't happen to have a crush on your aunt, would you?

No. Why do you ask?
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