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NeonOctopus posted...

Invisibility.

Steal money from banks
Stare at titties in locker rooms
Escape dangerous situations

Best super power >_>

You gotta be careful w/ that. Invisibility could still be easily discovered if you aren't careful with it.

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Shotgunnova posted...

Living? How do you know I'm not a lich?

Whats the point of being then?

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Shotgunnova posted...

I'll take one Omniscience, please.

Whats the point of living if you know everything?

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Its either 2 because of the gimmick of the first two rows not being connected to the 3rd row or its 12 because of math.

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Can you not just visit your friend's house while he's working and fuck her then? I mean your a piece of shit for eyeing and making out with your best friend's wife but this a simple dilemma.

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Interviewer: "You're not even a superhero you're more of a vampire slayer."
Blade: "Don't do that"

its 2

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The first post in this thread makes me ironically upset

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Cobra1010 posted...

When are kids supposed to be taught this 'order of operations'? I was never taught this. Didn't know its a thing.

You probably learned it early in elementary school. Probably as PEMDAS which stands for Parantheses, Exponents, Multiplication, Division, Addition, Subtraction.

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Interviewer: "You're not even a superhero you're more of a vampire slayer."
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What kind of bullshit is this???

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Cobra1010 posted...

if theres a x 0 in there then its 0.

Thats where most people would fail. The order of operation states that you would do the 1 x 0 in the equation before any of the addition. So the answer is 12.

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Its 12

You do the 1 x 0 first and then add the rest of the 1's

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TheMikh posted...

The Wonderful Story of Henry Sugar in a nutshell tbqh

Not surprised to see that this was written by Roald Dahl. Henry Sugar sounds like a Roald Dahl character.

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This is Fire Red btw

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FabIemaster posted...

The power to make everyone shit their pants.

"Do you know why I pulled you over?"
"No officer whatever could the reason be?"
"Don't get smart with me- oh shit...


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Im guessing that Konami longer has copyright on the game so no?

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Chicken posted...

Cock vision

Do chickens have good eyesight or something?

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Good lucks and good luck man, hope it works out!

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Tyranthraxus posted...

I'll take Wisdom of Solomon from Shazam's power pool.

Nobody is going to be able to find out I have that.

Good answer. I suppose you could still be at risk from comic book buffs.

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Mistere Man posted...

Another cool power would be access to the akashic records whenever you wanted.

All human or possibly more history at your beckoning.

Just tell people you are psychic or something.

The akashic is just a theory though. Gaining all human knowledge works though.

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IShall_Run_Amok posted...

The ability to lift any object by waggling my eyebrows, only I have to be several miles away.

Do you HAVE to be several miles away? Or can you use it from far away if you want? Otherwise it gets super inconvenient if you're moving or helping a friend moving.

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Mistere Man posted...

The power to heal other people (as many as I want at a time) of anything wrong with them.

Like for example I saw a lady with a wheelchair bound 12 year old that had severe brain damage and basically had the mind of a toddler at 12. I want to be able to heal his brain damage without anyone knowing it was me. Lets say I can send invisible healing energy into a person or persons that releases slowly or later and starts to repair their body and mind.

Even if they find it is me I hope that when I die the healings stay as that would be a good reason to die.

Aww... Wholesome answer dude, of course. Whatever healing you've done will last even after death.

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Interviewer: "You're not even a superhero you're more of a vampire slayer."
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I'd probably choose the power to make people extremely apathetic, motivated/passionate. I want a raise? Bam boss is now going to give me one. Don't want to work overtime? Bam boss doesn't care anymore. I want to be president (I actually wouldn't want to), bam I make the entire country like me.

Close second would be shapeshifting. Play your cards right and no one, not even the government would know.

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Like Jean Grey. I would put a blocker in everyone's mind to never think about me having powers. And bam you can do literally anything with that power.

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DrizztLink posted...

Oh I'm sorry, I thought this was America.

You free to do whatever you want within the law but what the fuck does that power do? Whats your endgame with it?

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konokonohamaru posted...

The power to save and load. That way if anyone starts to get suspicious I can just reload

Thats a dangerous game you're playing. What if you save right before someone tells you? How often are you saving? Or are we talking autosave?

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Shelhamer92 posted...

Being able to fabricate a bulletproof story on demand.

Like people just believe whatever you say?

DrizztLink posted...

I can make people think about dicks whenever I want.

What does that do for you or anyone??

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LordFarquad1312 posted...

How much do they need to find out for me to die? Just the fact that I have a power or the specifics?

They need to know that you have a power and what it does roughly. If the power is to rearrange the molecules around you to turn air into water and manipulate it, all they'd need to know is "he can create water out of air and control both". Also you need to know that they know by them telling you. Or if somebody knows you have powers tells you that they know.

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Interviewer: "You're not even a superhero you're more of a vampire slayer."
Blade: "Don't do that"

Assuming you haven't used it yet, If you got a strong Gligar I'd evolve him. Hes a solid tank that can dish out good damage. I have a 984 Gligar and enough candies, just waiting on the stone now lol.

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Blade: "Don't do that"

What power do you choose? Also in order for the conditions to be met, the person needs to have knowledge that you have the power. It can't just be like "Oh man you're really good at basketball now, its like you have super powers ha ha". In addition you need to know that they know.

Some good answers I've heard are "being able to pull out a $20 whenever I reach into my pocket when I want to" "being able to cause anyone to orgasm whilst looking at them and squeezing my pinky finger" "shapeshifting".

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Krispy Kreme glazed donuts are the best default donuts. Other donuts have fair game.
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Interviewer: "You're not even a superhero you're more of a vampire slayer."
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What do they mean by destroyed? Was he put down or did he die in the fire?
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I like having alternate color schemes for my pokemon. I'm not a fanatic that'll spend hours soft resetting or hatching eggs but I make it a point to get at least one or two.

Plus the main game usually ends up giving you one in a wild encounter so thats usually enough.
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Hes a dream demon right? I lose every time.
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NeonOctopus posted...

Im trying to get one on Sword. Thing has a 5% encounter rate on sword >_<

I feel you. I spent forever looking for Morpeko and Applin
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SapphireOfChaos posted...

...Anyways, if you want, I can get you a HA Galarian Darumaka, with Inner Focus, which becomes Zen Mode Galarian Darmanitan. I bred a bunch a while back. Won't be available to trade for like 30 minutes or so though.

Thatd be dope. Ill dm you roughly around that time then. Appreciate it
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Interviewer: "You're not even a superhero you're more of a vampire slayer."
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With shield exclusives? I also got thank yous
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Ill plug you.
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After thinking about it, yes actually. But because I'm a raging asshole.
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Pumpkin, no contest
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Chief called... he said this wasn't it.

Seriously if people are saying that you look like father and daughter, something must be wrong with the relationship. The pictures look like they're father and daughter.
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Interviewer: "You're not even a superhero you're more of a vampire slayer."
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There was? I don't remember it. What was it?
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Interviewer: "You're not even a superhero you're more of a vampire slayer."
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Zeus as in the comics? Or just Zeus from Greek mythology? Either way Vader loses to both even without them teaming up.
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I got 3. I'll take it :D
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I feel like if he was 15 I'd support it, 13 to me still feels to young. Don't get me wrong he committed heinous crimes and I expect punishment.
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Interviewer: "You're not even a superhero you're more of a vampire slayer."
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Why are you guys still talking about this
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Interviewer: "You're not even a superhero you're more of a vampire slayer."
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Any arenas still going on? If not I can make one
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Interviewer: "You're not even a superhero you're more of a vampire slayer."
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I just joined in as Astros.
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I can see Girafarig staying in
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Yo I feel you. I have a 5 page research paper that was due on Tuesday but I also had the ACT that day so I got an extension, I've been saying I'm sick this week so I don't have to turn it in.
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