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| Topic | what was the point of a convection oven |
| AdmiralStiff 10/14/19 7:30:08 PM #19 | I make pizza on them And I don't mean the aforementioned shit like baron red Home made pizza from scratch It even has convection That's a double whammy --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | Little girl writes letter to God asking if dogs go to heaven, God then replies: |
| AdmiralStiff 10/14/19 7:26:07 PM #20 | Wait till she discovers nobody goes to heaven --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | You wake up and see DIS staring at you in bed |
| AdmiralStiff 10/14/19 7:23:55 PM #8 | https://streamable.com/lfm41 --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | One customer told me that he didn't want a certain newspaper because of... |
| AdmiralStiff 10/14/19 7:16:04 PM #4 | Fake news --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | How do I break a fast food addiction |
| AdmiralStiff 10/14/19 1:48:21 PM #2 | Start lifting --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | After trolls flooded their black twitter reddit, the mods required verification |
| AdmiralStiff 10/14/19 1:35:10 PM #17 |  --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | Trump resort showed meme of the president executing reporters |
| AdmiralStiff 10/14/19 1:29:08 PM #40 | WARNING: the meme is engineered in such a way that it may incite you into performing mass shootings With that out of the way, the meme itself  --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | the Detective RPG Disco Elysium releasing soon |
| AdmiralStiff 10/14/19 1:26:07 PM #21 | ITT: Trailer = sum randos uploading raw footage over the internetz --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | the Detective RPG Disco Elysium releasing soon |
| AdmiralStiff 10/14/19 1:05:07 PM #16 | Gotta love these interactive movies and their trailers They put so much effort into hiding the fact the gameplay is fucking dogshit "We can't show you over 1 second of uninterrupted core gameplay OMGee, so much wardrobe your gangsta is a Barbie doll!" --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | Jimmy Kimmel or Jimmy Fallon |
| AdmiralStiff 10/14/19 1:34:52 AM #8 | Tonight's show topic is tragic But first, lets move on to something more light-hearted and fun Trump said something stoopid I mean, really? REALLY? Donald Trump? More like Donald Drumpf, am I right? --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | are the Spyro games actually good |
| AdmiralStiff 10/14/19 12:11:54 AM #2 | Only if you have a fetish for dragon dads --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | I disagree with what you say but will defend to the death your right to say it. |
| AdmiralStiff 10/14/19 12:11:20 AM #2 | Shut up --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | Rate this photo of my mom's dog eating a bite of his dinner |
| AdmiralStiff 10/14/19 12:09:04 AM #19 | Is that a pitbull? --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | We the people. |
| AdmiralStiff 10/13/19 11:07:04 PM #2 | We Society --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | Trump resort showed video of the president executing reporters |
| AdmiralStiff 10/13/19 11:01:35 PM #31 | The meme itself --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | Trump resort showed video of the president executing reporters |
| AdmiralStiff 10/13/19 10:45:48 PM #22 | Tired-Insomniac posted... AdmiralStiff posted...Tired-Insomniac posted...The sad thing is, whether he's impeached and removed from office or simply voted out next year (or leaves office in 2025), the people in this country who are okay with shit like this will still be out there.  --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | Trump resort showed video of the president executing reporters |
| AdmiralStiff 10/13/19 10:39:21 PM #19 | Tired-Insomniac posted... The sad thing is, whether he's impeached and removed from office or simply voted out next year (or leaves office in 2025), the people in this country who are okay with shit like this will still be out there. Memes are scary --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | Do you know how to play Blackjack? |
| AdmiralStiff 10/13/19 10:10:28 PM #8 | Care to bet on Black? --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | just realized this girl that ditched me on a date was probably lying lmao |
| AdmiralStiff 10/13/19 9:59:47 PM #5 | You brought her IN your apartment She was expecting the dick Yet you didn't deliver Epic fail --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | CYOA: You are an incel, but one of the good ones |
| AdmiralStiff 10/13/19 8:03:41 PM #8 | A --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | would you do this? |
| AdmiralStiff 10/13/19 8:02:12 PM #3 | Only if I don't have to pay any expenses --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | Are you a BAD PERSON if you troll on the internet? |
| AdmiralStiff 10/13/19 7:59:13 PM #2 | Lol trolls remorse --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | Are you ever going to stop using cop slurs? |
| AdmiralStiff 10/13/19 7:56:56 PM #22 |  --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | Who's your favorite Sonic the Hedgehog friend? |
| AdmiralStiff 10/13/19 7:54:35 PM #6 | The one that doesn't talk --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | Your reaction: 3 youths try to mug you one evening. |
| AdmiralStiff 10/13/19 7:43:48 PM #6 |  --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | Boogie2988 says people criticizing him are in pain and are suffering. |
| AdmiralStiff 10/13/19 5:27:11 PM #4 |  --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | "There were almost 15,000 knife crimes recorded in London last year |
| AdmiralStiff 10/13/19 5:22:04 PM #27 | LightningAce11 posted... The sole purpose of a gun is to kill. WRONG! You can safely immobilize people by shooting in the legs --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | Can I haggle at retail chain stores? |
| AdmiralStiff 10/13/19 5:15:45 PM #6 | That requires over a hundred skill-points allocated to speech --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | "There were almost 15,000 knife crimes recorded in London last year |
| AdmiralStiff 10/13/19 5:11:26 PM #22 | People with knives can teleport behind you People with guns can't and you can still dodge-roll bullets to safety --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | Scenario: Your girlfriend calls and your little brother answers the phone |
| AdmiralStiff 10/13/19 5:02:41 PM #3 | "Yeah, I don't even know who you are, you dumbich" *Hangs* --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | Mr Robot - Is it still good? SPOILERS |
| AdmiralStiff 10/13/19 2:51:37 PM #4 | Unless it is a comedy/non sequential show, I tend to avoid anything that goes beyond 2 seasons Chances are, it is a mediocre product engineered to keep viewers hooked in without any redeeming quality; think of it like potato chips or cigs but on your screen --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | Stores that put up signs warning customers about scammers by gift card section |
| AdmiralStiff 10/13/19 3:47:51 AM #14 | Ruvan22 posted... What exactly is the scam? The gift cards --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | with the new GoG Galaxy 2.0 launcher, i literally dont care where i buy my games |
| AdmiralStiff 10/13/19 3:21:15 AM #7 | Bar GoG, not all games are DRM free tho --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | What if there's pokemon in cemeteries? |
| AdmiralStiff 10/13/19 3:00:36 AM #4 | --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | What is the best main line Dragon Quest game? |
| AdmiralStiff 10/13/19 2:30:54 AM #3 | They all are the same game --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | Why do people like Jimmy Kimmel? |
| AdmiralStiff 10/13/19 2:28:44 AM #25 | Jimmy Kimmel is what you get when a boomer pretends to not be a boomer in a desperate attempt to stay "relevant" --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | Why the FUCK arent you playing Indivisible? |
| AdmiralStiff 10/12/19 7:15:08 PM #12 | MabusIncarnate posted... AdmiralStiff posted...Because it is impossible to actually play a turn based RPG Nah, that's chess for dummies At least that has measurable agency --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | Why the FUCK arent you playing Indivisible? |
| AdmiralStiff 10/12/19 5:19:57 PM #4 | Because it is impossible to actually play a turn based RPG All you do is pick words from a menu and shit plays itself --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | Omg these kids are so kawaii |
| AdmiralStiff 10/12/19 5:15:02 PM #9 | Irony posted... SoundNetwork posted...Irony posted...Your tag fitsWhat's my tag and how does it fit  --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | If you had to give up bread or pasta which do you choose? |
| AdmiralStiff 10/12/19 5:11:08 PM #3 | The Virgin Floppy Noodle ---------------VS--------------- The Crusty Chad Bread --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | Wii U or Playstation 3 |
| AdmiralStiff 10/12/19 5:07:29 PM #6 | Whatever little is worth it to play on the piece of shit that was the Wii U, can be either emulated on PC or played on da sweetch --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | I am air frying something for the first time |
| AdmiralStiff 10/12/19 3:36:58 PM #3 | Let us know the results Did you use oil or lard? --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | Can anyone recommend a good nose hair trimmer? |
| AdmiralStiff 10/12/19 3:34:42 PM #3 | Good ol' scissors --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | Let's see what Justin Trudeau is up too... |
| AdmiralStiff 10/12/19 3:29:15 PM #8 |  --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | i need a long game to play on my PC. preferably an RPG |
| AdmiralStiff 10/12/19 3:12:06 PM #3 | Celeste --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | China is triggering the Streisand Effect on Hong Kong censorship in gaming |
| AdmiralStiff 10/12/19 3:10:14 PM #7 | TheBlueMonk_ posted... QueenCarly posted...Yawn  --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | You're at a gay club when these 4 approach you on the dancefloor. |
| AdmiralStiff 10/12/19 2:46:17 PM #25 | Me  Pecs --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | What's the point of my long embarrassing nose hairs if they don't prevent colds? |
| AdmiralStiff 10/12/19 2:20:46 PM #4 | They be pointless Trim that shit off Pluck them if you h8 ur'reself --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
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