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| Topic | Characters that are impossible to dislike, small or big |
| AdmiralStiff 10/17/19 12:33:05 AM #22 | Porky pig --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | do you miss newspaper comics? |
| AdmiralStiff 10/17/19 12:27:15 AM #2 | "father, I cannot click the newspaper" --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | R u [always] ready for sex |
| AdmiralStiff 10/17/19 12:26:03 AM #11 | A shower is in order at the very least --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | *Grabs your genitals* What have you been feeding this thing? |
| AdmiralStiff 10/17/19 12:22:27 AM #5 |  --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | Who do you use in Mario games? |
| AdmiralStiff 10/16/19 11:31:59 PM #3 | Yellow mario His voice actor is just that good --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | Waitress is FIRED for REFUSING to Serve TRANSPHOBIC Customers!! Is She Hot?? |
| AdmiralStiff 10/16/19 10:50:55 PM #12 | What's with SJWs and their insatiable need to make themselves unfuckable as possible --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | I got Warned + Upheld for using an article's title as the topic title |
| AdmiralStiff 10/16/19 10:45:42 PM #26 | Bio1590 posted... If anything being blocked by Brutai is a blessing His attitude reminds me of this guy  --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | I got Warned + Upheld for using an article's title as the topic title |
| AdmiralStiff 10/16/19 10:41:47 PM #24 | RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted... AdmiralStiff posted...RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...It's very easy to edit images Go ahead No fucks given here --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | I got Warned + Upheld for using an article's title as the topic title |
| AdmiralStiff 10/16/19 10:40:46 PM #22 | Complete_Idi0t posted... Oh no the worst of all possible fates  --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | I got Warned + Upheld for using an article's title as the topic title |
| AdmiralStiff 10/16/19 10:37:26 PM #19 | RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted... It's very easy to edit images Now you are just doubling down --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | I got Warned + Upheld for using an article's title as the topic title |
| AdmiralStiff 10/16/19 10:30:27 PM #15 |  --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | Man, 68, arrested for allegedly beating 9-year-old boy unconscious |
| AdmiralStiff 10/16/19 9:45:32 PM #5 | Medzzz posted... AdmiralStiff posted... My bad  --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | Female incels |
| AdmiralStiff 10/16/19 9:41:40 PM #4 | Ugly women exist, yes --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | Man, 68, arrested for allegedly beating 9-year-old boy unconscious |
| AdmiralStiff 10/16/19 9:40:46 PM #2 |  --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | French Fries: Ketchup on top or on the side? |
| AdmiralStiff 10/16/19 9:33:52 PM #21 | ketchup is for toddlers and neglected children --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | I wish there were more spy/secret agent video games |
| AdmiralStiff 10/16/19 9:32:50 PM #13 | Club fucking penguin --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | Should there be an age requirement for moderators? |
| AdmiralStiff 10/16/19 9:29:56 PM #2 | I don't care and neither should you --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | Couple hired assassin to kill their son for life insurance money. |
| AdmiralStiff 10/16/19 9:28:24 PM #7 | Blo posted... How do you go about becoming an assassin, anyways? Increase your DEX --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | Nike: Believe is something. Even if it means sacrificing everything. |
| AdmiralStiff 10/16/19 9:24:25 PM #10 | Medzzz posted... --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | Let's post our age, salary and last time we had sex |
| AdmiralStiff 10/16/19 9:12:33 PM #41 | Nice try Zuckerberg --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | The number of people who think Undertale invented leitmotifs pisses me off. |
| AdmiralStiff 10/16/19 8:52:46 PM #9 | jpenny2 posted... FF9 invented them. Wrong, shit exists way before vidja Erik Satie anybody?  --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | The number of people who think Undertale invented leitmotifs pisses me off. |
| AdmiralStiff 10/16/19 8:44:41 PM #6 | Pancake posted... yeah but i mean, name one thing before undertale that did it. you just can't. it wasn't a thing. Bruh, super mario world uses a "single" track for the entire fucking game You can't get moar leitmotif than that --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | Edgiest Video Game theme? |
| AdmiralStiff 10/16/19 8:36:48 PM #3 |  --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | is DEAD POOL a film for Man-Child people? |
| AdmiralStiff 10/16/19 8:31:52 PM #2 | Any 'R' rated super-hero-something movie is aimed at manchildren --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | Dis a cute lizard |
| AdmiralStiff 10/16/19 6:43:37 PM #4 | Abiz_ posted... Dat lizard was expecting lunch. He looked disappointed with the petting. This Lizards don't actually enjoy being pet, you stoopid hooman --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | I like to view snot as delectable nose nectar |
| AdmiralStiff 10/16/19 6:40:25 PM #4 | hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lolas u can see im very random!!!! thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^ im 13 years old (im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch invader zim w/ my girlfreind (im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! bcuz its SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lolneways i hope 2 make alot of freinds here so give me lots of commentses!!!! DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehetoodles!!!!! love and waffles, t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m--- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | Samurai Jack eviscerating a bunch of women was entertaining. |
| AdmiralStiff 10/16/19 6:21:37 PM #3 | Should have gone for the double whammy and type: Samurai Jack eviscerating a bunch of black women was entertaining Missed opportunity there --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | Turkey effectively holding 50 US nukes hostage at airbase amid invasion. |
| AdmiralStiff 10/16/19 6:18:08 PM #36 | L0Z posted... Us should remotely set them off. Would be hilarious to see take the blame Nuclear wars are so funny --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | Honey! This machine just called me an a**hole! |
| AdmiralStiff 10/16/19 6:10:36 PM #2 | The Jetsons --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | No one picked up Little Town Hero by Gamefreak? |
| AdmiralStiff 10/16/19 6:07:01 PM #3 | >Turn based RPG Lol no thankz --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | Your karma represents the number of push ups you must do in 7 days. |
| AdmiralStiff 10/16/19 3:20:13 PM #4 | >1.8K-arma Impossibru --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | PSA - you DO NOT have an obligation to financially support your parents |
| AdmiralStiff 10/16/19 2:04:01 PM #68 | Capitalism, HO! --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | this bi girl wants to bring her ''gf'' on our ''date'', should i go for it? |
| AdmiralStiff 10/16/19 1:47:46 PM #24 | No_U_L7 posted... Update: I flat out told her no (in a nice way) and to come on her own (this tactic has worked before). She said no but once her gf was comfortable with me we could hang out alone. I switched the outting to drinks and picked a place close by me. So that minimizes risk at least. You blew it By doing this, you have shown you are the weak one Next time say yes without hesitation, and make sure you befriend the other girl --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | Am I depressed or am I outgrowing video games? |
| AdmiralStiff 10/16/19 1:32:06 PM #8 | Have you tried Celeste? That game is both, easy and hard, to put down --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | Trump surprises grieving parents with their son's killer |
| AdmiralStiff 10/16/19 12:55:15 PM #19 | US history books are just getting better and better --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | Why do people always cite ''retirement plan'' as a reason to have kids |
| AdmiralStiff 10/16/19 12:48:32 PM #14 | Either you lift or die alone shitting in your diapers --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | Calvin Klein billboards now pandering to chonkers |
| AdmiralStiff 10/16/19 12:45:58 PM #40 | CookieMarvin posted... AdmiralStiff posted...Better be a virgin than sticking dick in crazywhy did you tell on yourself like that? the post wasnt even directed at you lmfao This isn't about me This is about making a statement Both women are crazy, no sane man would bang them --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | Calvin Klein billboards now pandering to chonkers |
| AdmiralStiff 10/16/19 12:17:02 PM #28 | cavalierking posted... Blue_Inigo posted...It's crazy how both women manage to be unattractive in completely different ways Better be a virgin than sticking dick in crazy --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | New pokemon Gigantamax pokemon shown in new Sword and Shield trailer |
| AdmiralStiff 10/16/19 12:10:36 PM #29 | CM_Ponch posted... AdmiralStiff posted...Whelp, time to avoid Twitter for the next 2 months, furries are sure gonna spam the shit out of this macro fetish bullshitWhy are you following furries on Twitter? You mean there is more to twitter than just porn? --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | A*tism test |
| AdmiralStiff 10/16/19 12:03:12 PM #104 | 10 out of 50 But if you ask me, i can tell it is very easy to cheat this test and I assure you I can get a perfect zero if I lie What does that say about the test? Or me even --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | Disney has created an AI to ensure that all scripts are woke. |
| AdmiralStiff 10/16/19 11:47:55 AM #12 | >good shows and movies. >Disney Pick one --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | "Why can't I find a guy like you?" |
| AdmiralStiff 10/16/19 11:46:52 AM #18 | She is out of your league Dis why wee keep hammerin the "do you lift bro?", but you just don't get it --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | Angry Joe's first "Angry Review" in nearly a year and it's legit |
| AdmiralStiff 10/16/19 11:44:34 AM #6 | Hi guys! I am a gamer, and my overly creative gimmick is BEING ANGRY THIS GAME IS FUCKING SHIT, IT SUCKS ASS, PUKE GRAFX AND ASS CONTROLLS, WORST GAME EVAR I GIVE IT A MINUS 9001 OUT OF 10 See ya next time for more entertaining and ANGRY content --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | New pokemon Gigantamax pokemon shown in new Sword and Shield trailer |
| AdmiralStiff 10/16/19 11:31:40 AM #23 | Whelp, time to avoid Twitter for the next 2 months, furries are sure gonna spam the shit out of this macro fetish bullshit Thanks Nintendo --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | Reviews are great when they say great things about what I like |
| AdmiralStiff 10/16/19 11:27:37 AM #2 | --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | Her: "I bet mine is bigger than yours" |
| AdmiralStiff 10/16/19 11:21:38 AM #16 | Garioshi posted... [insert that's my fetish joke here]  --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | 50 billion, but every language except for mandarin. |
| AdmiralStiff 10/16/19 11:19:36 AM #8 | All our computers would become fancy paperweights. No thanks --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | Add "around my ass" to the last show/movie you watched. |
| AdmiralStiff 10/16/19 1:01:33 AM #11 | Linus Tech Tips Around My Ass --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
| Topic | What's a good white noise machine? |
| AdmiralStiff 10/16/19 12:51:48 AM #7 |  --- You cannot stop me from getting inside I am cold, I am hard and my name... is Reality |
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