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TopicAnyone else get scared da first time you witnessed a girl squirt irl
Chicken
06/03/19 7:00:25 AM
#5
I dont have sex with immature women that cant hold their bladders.
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TopicI tried "bulletproof coffee"
Chicken
06/03/19 6:59:05 AM
#1
I was in the process of stealing some of my coworkers coffee when I noticed we had a few of those Tim Hortons butter packets that have probably been sitting in there for 4 or 5 years and I remembered that bulletproof coffee is supposed to be amazing for some reason so I put the butter in but it was just like drinking hot greasy bitter water. Whats supposed to be great about this stupid fucking fad?
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Topicany fans of the Yogscast here?
Chicken
06/03/19 6:53:09 AM
#3
They still exist? What about tay zonday and smosh?
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TopicFound out that my crush is racist >_<
Chicken
06/03/19 6:52:24 AM
#3
Well youre a CE poster so theres a good chance youre okay with it.
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TopicSo.. Call of Duty Modern Warfare might be banned in several countries
Chicken
06/03/19 6:09:10 AM
#25
I hope they add the baby as a DLC character
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TopicWhy did video game cheats disappear?
Chicken
06/03/19 6:07:11 AM
#5
TwoDoorPunkCab posted...
why give away for free what you can sell as microtransactions and preorder bonuses?

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TopicI would knock Matt LeBlanc's punk ass out
Chicken
06/03/19 6:06:50 AM
#17
Imagine talking shit about joey
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TopicI had my therapy session today.
Chicken
06/03/19 5:08:04 AM
#7
FratMilkyHolme posted...
Was this court mandated?

This is CE. Of course it was.
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TopicBest Water type Pokemon
Chicken
06/03/19 3:44:10 AM
#43
Sircheck902 posted...
I'm going to define this as non-legendary

So the answer is....Vaporeon. water are seldom strong but none are as resilient and Boston pass effective as vaporeon

Ey Im walkin here!
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Topicridley scott for smash
Chicken
06/03/19 3:43:17 AM
#2
Is his up B an awkward interview fart?
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TopicNude protest in NYC this morning
Chicken
06/03/19 3:39:04 AM
#33
reeee I cant make a fortune by exposing my genitals on the internet anymore reeeee
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TopicWhere can I find black man ass uncensored
Chicken
06/03/19 2:33:06 AM
#15
TopicWhere can I find black man ass uncensored
Chicken
06/03/19 2:18:14 AM
#12
I found it on google last time I checked
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TopicPlotting revenge on an armed thief
Chicken
06/03/19 2:01:15 AM
#2
This is illegal you know.
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TopicYou get paid $10,000 every time you shit your pants in front of someone you know
Chicken
06/03/19 1:49:34 AM
#16
Find people that are into scat. Befriend them and then pretend to do it to seduce them. But then leave before they do it too.
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TopicI ordered a cheeseburger pizza
Chicken
06/03/19 1:31:38 AM
#23
Mister_Sister posted...
Chicken posted...
Tastes like an open faced cheeseburger tbh.

The weakest part of this pizza is actually the beef. Its very bland. Not an awful pizza though.

They probably didn't season it. Tbh

Oh man now that its cooled down its very apparent that its unseasoned. Yikes
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TopicI ordered a cheeseburger pizza
Chicken
06/03/19 1:28:27 AM
#20
Kajagogo posted...
Chicken posted...
This one has ketchup, mustard, mayo, pickles, onions, tomatoes and ground beef


Gross!

A cheeseburger pizza with cheeseburger toppings? What is this world coming to!
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Topicwe...went to the moon...in 1969
Chicken
06/03/19 1:27:21 AM
#6
If space is real then where would heaven be?
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TopicI ordered a cheeseburger pizza
Chicken
06/03/19 1:24:56 AM
#18
Tastes like an open faced cheeseburger tbh.

The weakest part of this pizza is actually the beef. Its very bland. Not an awful pizza though.
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TopicI ordered a cheeseburger pizza
Chicken
06/03/19 12:52:09 AM
#15
The pizza:

https://imgur.com/9Z1INTs

Tastes pretty good actually. This is their smallest size but still pretty big.

I also got some dry ribs. Lemon was an odd choice but its actually really good:

https://imgur.com/zLfk27n
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TopicI ordered a cheeseburger pizza
Chicken
06/03/19 12:45:27 AM
#12
Mister_Sister posted...
All it is, is it's ground beef no pork and they add cheddar cheese into the mix

This one has ketchup, mustard, mayo, pickles, onions, tomatoes and ground beef
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TopicDo you think animals have emotions?
Chicken
06/03/19 12:20:46 AM
#5
You ever try to take a bone away from a dog? That is pure rage.
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TopicI ordered a cheeseburger pizza
Chicken
06/03/19 12:20:02 AM
#1
Will report back if its good or shit.
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TopicWhat the hell should I sleep too on YouTube.
Chicken
06/03/19 12:08:00 AM
#20
JimCarrysToe posted...
I thought you were considering posting or streaming yourself sleeping on youtube cuz you found other ppl making bank on it or something. Lol

Maybe if tc was a girl
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TopicI think I'm going to give up on women
Chicken
06/02/19 11:06:00 PM
#5
Why are you going on 5 dates in a week? Whats the fucking hurry man. Dont date everything that moves.
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TopicTeam Fortress 2 deserved better
Chicken
06/02/19 10:58:40 PM
#22
Overwatch kind of killed TF2 but then wasnt a good enough replacement and killing off public servers was the final nail in the coffin. I mustve spent hundreds of hours on a 2Fort_Night map because of the little community we had. After matchmaking, the server was always empty and Im pretty sure they eventually shut it down. The last time I played TF2 I ran around the map as a scout just taking in the eerie silence that was once micspam, explosions, laughter and rage. Also heavies eating sandviches in the sewer. It really depressed me.
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Topicwhy is AMERICA so backwards in terms of BOILING WATER in a microwave
Chicken
06/02/19 10:53:41 PM
#20
They dont drink tea several times a day in the US so having a dedicated water boiling machine isnt necessary.
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Topiclet me paint you guys a picture of my life as a pick up artist
Chicken
06/02/19 6:43:29 PM
#5
TopicHas anyone pooped themselves in a PPV UFC match?
Chicken
06/02/19 6:35:35 PM
#5
Topicnobody will fuck with you with this knife
Chicken
06/02/19 6:07:15 PM
#4
Looks like something a Power Ranger would use.
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TopicHas anyone pooped themselves in a PPV UFC match?
Chicken
06/02/19 6:05:32 PM
#1
And are there youtube clips?
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Topicwhat do you when you need to pee in the theater?
Chicken
06/02/19 5:37:51 PM
#7
Theres a thing you can order online thats like a hose that goes down your pant leg down to the sole of your shoe so you can pee anywhere and itll just go on the floor. Angle it behind you or something
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TopicThings you know about Donald Duck
Chicken
06/02/19 10:34:20 AM
#31
TopicI can't believe Yugioh got away with this
Chicken
06/02/19 10:30:05 AM
#13
TopicI saw a goldfish that looked like Hitler today. Strange.
Chicken
06/02/19 10:23:08 AM
#3
Reincarnation is a bitch.
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TopicI can't believe I just found out who Karen Fukuhara is (Hot Sexy Asian Actress)
Chicken
05/31/19 11:53:26 PM
#11
I thought the op said Kraken Fukuhara
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TopicIn 1974 Egypt issued a passport to Pharaoh Ramses II
Chicken
05/31/19 10:22:38 PM
#4
I hate when I have my eyes closed in photos
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TopicI read that not releasing sexual fluids makes you stronger.
Chicken
05/31/19 10:20:04 PM
#8
The Spartans would regularly inseminate eachother before a battle in a massive gay orgy because they believed it empowered them. Would you believe the fucking Spartans or some internet dorks?
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TopicWing Mario Over the Rainbow
Chicken
05/31/19 9:54:50 PM
#8
Touch Fuzzy Get Dizzy?
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TopicMy poop smelled like smoke
Chicken
05/31/19 9:53:10 PM
#12
AlephZero posted...
sometimes i get poop that smells like burnt rubber

Friction burned condom smell
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TopicMy poop smelled like smoke
Chicken
05/31/19 9:48:08 PM
#9
Is this what they mean by blowing smoke up someones ass?
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TopicMultiple casualties after mass shooting in Virginia Beach.
Chicken
05/31/19 7:27:29 PM
#20
Glad I dont live in the US. Id hate for me and my family to be at constant risk of death every single day.
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TopicMy poop smelled like smoke
Chicken
05/31/19 6:11:21 PM
#8
TennTux posted...
Have you been drinking? Mine would get that smell after a night of beer

Nah I didnt eat for a day but then I had fries from DQ.
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TopicSara Connor will be played by the late David Bowie in new Terminator movie
Chicken
05/31/19 6:10:38 PM
#5
16-BITTER posted...
__aCEr__ posted...
I'm baffled that there are people out there who are still interested in this franchise.

I'll watch anything Schwarzenegger is in at least once.

Only reason Im seeing this.
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TopicMy poop smelled like smoke
Chicken
05/31/19 6:09:40 PM
#4
pres_madagascar posted...
There's a fire in your ass bro

Oh no, can you put it out with that big firehose of yours?
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TopicJoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Vento Aureo episode 32 is up!
Chicken
05/31/19 6:08:44 PM
#7
Polnareff sounds so different. New voice actor?
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TopicI don't trust people that prefer Luigi over Mario
Chicken
05/31/19 6:07:31 PM
#2
You mean a green flag right?
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TopicMy poop smelled like smoke
Chicken
05/31/19 6:06:59 PM
#1
Theres a lot of smoke outside due to nearby forest fires and I was outside a lot today so maybe theres a connection?
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TopicFirst night in Paris: There are a lot of homeless here.
Chicken
05/31/19 6:03:31 PM
#32
People in Quebec are also very rude and hate english speakers. Is there a connection?
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TopicPerfect girl, but she has radioactive spider blood
Chicken
05/31/19 5:51:34 PM
#11
Scotty_Rogers posted...
if i fuck her will i become spider man

No youll become Woman-Man.
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