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TopicWhat do you call a flying window? An aeropane!
DirkDiggles
06/08/19 3:04:09 PM
#8
DAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself.

MOM: Oh my! Who!?

DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was Reese something?

MOM: WITHERSPOON!!!!!???????

DAD: No, it was with a knife...
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TopicWhat do you call a flying window? An aeropane!
DirkDiggles
06/08/19 2:48:25 PM
#6
Why was the ice cream lonely?

Because the banana split!
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TopicDo you guys think Sony will announce anything major at e3 this year?
DirkDiggles
06/08/19 2:22:11 PM
#25
TopicBorderlands: The Handsome Collection is free on PS Plus right now.
DirkDiggles
06/08/19 10:59:19 AM
#4
Sonic Mania is the other game that is free.
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TopicKickVic failing. Long lines to meet Vic
DirkDiggles
06/08/19 10:18:45 AM
#265
If it looks like a duck and sounds like a duck....Vic is a creep.
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TopicFemale ferrets will die during heat it they don't have sex
DirkDiggles
06/08/19 10:01:35 AM
#11
TopicSteven Seagal is a little bitch.
DirkDiggles
06/08/19 9:51:38 AM
#9
TopicUndertaker v Goldberg might be the longest intros
DirkDiggles
06/07/19 11:47:13 PM
#23
TopicUndertaker v Goldberg might be the longest intros
DirkDiggles
06/07/19 11:41:53 PM
#19
King Rial posted...
Tyranthraxus posted...
Looks like undertaker fucked up his tombstone and smacked Goldberg on the head really fucking hard and he's really pissed about it

Wasnt Goldberg supposed to tuck his head in and not loosen his grip until after impact?


I'm thinking that Goldberg probably tried to sandbag, unlike how Owen Tombstoned Austin.
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TopicUndertaker v Goldberg might be the longest intros
DirkDiggles
06/07/19 11:39:28 PM
#17
SONIC_305 posted...
Surprised goldberg was wrestling again. Thought he stopped after that Lesnar match. Yeah hes so out of it.


All dem Saudi monies.

Last Saudi event, HBK got 3 mill for just standing on the ring apron.
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TopicUndertaker v Goldberg might be the longest intros
DirkDiggles
06/07/19 10:47:30 PM
#14
slimfizzle3 posted...
What happened


Two fossils fighting each other. Goldberg botching his moves and gassing out pretty quick. Almost kills Taker with the Jackhammer and Taker almost kills Goldberg with his Tombstone.
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TopicTrump Admin has BANNED LGBT FLAGS to fly alongside U.S Flag during Pride Month!!
DirkDiggles
06/07/19 10:21:18 PM
#16
To bad Trump doesn't have the power to stop people from doing that. As long as the US flag stands higher than any other flag, he can't do shit.
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TopicI wish I was as cool as 1980's Hulk Hogan
DirkDiggles
06/07/19 9:11:29 PM
#3
The sheer cheezyness of his promos during his feud with Andre was epic.
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TopicI don't understand the pricing on this...
DirkDiggles
06/07/19 9:09:43 PM
#4
Sweet Baby Jesus. 98 inches? $100,000? This is just going overboard.
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TopicBattleBots returns to TV tonight! *discussion and spoilers*
DirkDiggles
06/07/19 9:01:55 PM
#18
lol Kiwi flopping around like HBK in his match against Hogan.
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Topicwould you send a dick pic if a girl asked you to?
DirkDiggles
06/07/19 8:48:14 PM
#26
I would, but not of mine. I'd send one of a random a big n juicy one from some porn site just in case she wants to blackmail me.
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TopicBattleBots returns to TV tonight! *discussion and spoilers*
DirkDiggles
06/07/19 8:36:14 PM
#15
TopicThe next Tales game from Namco Bandai supposedly leaked.
DirkDiggles
06/07/19 8:33:49 PM
#2
Looks like they are finally going 3d with this one by that screenshot.
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TopicBattleBots returns to TV tonight! *discussion and spoilers*
DirkDiggles
06/07/19 8:28:09 PM
#12
TopicBen Roethlisberger walks into Cleveland.
DirkDiggles
06/07/19 8:18:35 PM
#2
Going_Deep_08 posted...
Ben Roethlisberger walks into Cleveland female restroom to find Katy Perry.


*fixed*
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TopicUndertaker v Goldberg might be the longest intros
DirkDiggles
06/07/19 8:16:58 PM
#5
Goldberg may have gotten a concussion in that match and apparently the two had to be separated backstage after the match.
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TopicUndertaker v Goldberg might be the longest intros
DirkDiggles
06/07/19 8:04:01 PM
#2
What a horrible match. Bill Botchburg is a perfect name.
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Topicblack cop kills innocent white girl; gets 12 years
DirkDiggles
06/07/19 8:03:07 PM
#18
If he was a white cop, he would have been acquitted and "demoted" to a desk job.
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Topicif you own a ps4 and even vaguely like jrpgs you need trails of cold steel i/ii
DirkDiggles
06/07/19 7:45:10 PM
#32
Makeveli_lives posted...
High school students in military school.


You do know that quite a few military schools have High Schools, right?

lol
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TopicDamn Boogie is getting demolished right now!
DirkDiggles
06/07/19 10:31:15 AM
#48
eggcorn posted...
I can't stand boogie but he didn't get demolished, it's the other way around.

Dont talk to me like youve been to a party, my guy.


Lol. I am on he invite lost for about 5 partied this week at e3 alone.

Will I see you at any of them?


lol E3 parties. Parties where incels stand around, sipping Sunny D and arguing which video game and anime girl is best girl.
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TopicStar Ocean 5 is the blandest game ever.
DirkDiggles
06/07/19 1:28:00 AM
#20
4 is good if you switch the English off and turn Japanese on. m'kay
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TopicWould it be legal for me to go to a police station during daytime hours
DirkDiggles
06/06/19 10:09:41 PM
#5
Are you black? If not, you should be fine.
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TopicWhy doesn't Shinji just pilot the robot?
DirkDiggles
06/06/19 9:54:03 PM
#10
TopicGoku losing his virginity >_>
DirkDiggles
06/06/19 9:14:12 PM
#13
Topicjust as a reminder, im 2% korean.
DirkDiggles
06/06/19 8:37:54 PM
#15
TopicYu-Gi-Oh candy bar/cereal on the way
DirkDiggles
06/06/19 6:28:48 PM
#2
TopicThe FBI has released their "Bigfoot" folder
DirkDiggles
06/06/19 12:42:50 PM
#8
Is the Magic Bullet in those files as well?
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TopicSega Genesis Mini, $80, September 19. Full Games list v
DirkDiggles
06/06/19 12:31:06 PM
#54
Coastal_elite posted...
wait, is that a mini genesis with a mini 32x with a mini cd?


They are just cosmetic. Besides the Genesis, they don't function.
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TopicHow the fuck did I never watch Deadwood?
DirkDiggles
06/06/19 12:25:36 PM
#4
TopicDamn how sick would it be to have been born into money
DirkDiggles
06/06/19 12:20:27 PM
#26
You know how disgusting that is? Cash money and coinage are the dirtiest things on this planet (coated in billions of germs and even have dangerous diseases on them). A baby that hasn't been immunized yet would probably be dead within a week. Born into money would be bad for the baby.
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TopicAnal Cancer Likely Caused by Same HPV Strain as Husband's
DirkDiggles
06/06/19 12:15:28 PM
#6
PatrickMahomes posted...
wait a minute


Some girls like it up the butt too.
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TopicWho shames their own gender more, men or women?
DirkDiggles
06/06/19 12:11:54 PM
#27
LethalAffinity posted...
HylianFox posted...
Men usually shame other men for not being "man enough"


I almost never see this unless it's online alt-right peeps talking about soyboys


Usually, it's fathers saying that about their own sons.
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TopicStupid customer buys a milkshake.
DirkDiggles
06/06/19 12:07:09 PM
#52
When I worked in a Convenience Store, I'd get dumb shit customers too.

I'd get the ones after I close up at midnight try to go through one door (ignoring the closed signs) and it's locked. Go to another door, (again ignoring the closed signs) and it is locked. Then start banging against the window while I'm counting my till and ask me if we are still open.

No, dumbass. I just put the closed signs up, turned off the lights, and locked the doors just for the hell of it!
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Topica kay jewelers branch refuses service to cop with gun on the job
DirkDiggles
06/06/19 11:23:10 AM
#33
TopicBest Doritos flavor?
DirkDiggles
06/06/19 11:18:25 AM
#28
TopicTrump or Nixon?
DirkDiggles
06/05/19 10:22:16 PM
#2
TopicWho shames their own gender more, men or women?
DirkDiggles
06/05/19 10:21:17 PM
#7
Women.

When another woman calls another woman a whore, it's usually followed up with a ton of pulled hair and tons of scratching.

When another man calls another man a whore, its usually followed with a high five or a fist bump.
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TopicVillains that you rooted for in movies?
DirkDiggles
06/05/19 10:18:06 PM
#11
TopicHoly fucking shit Alexa Bliss!!!
DirkDiggles
06/05/19 10:10:23 PM
#13
El Mexicano Texano posted...
I stole the mp4 vid but I made it a gif so we can see it here.

dP2TrFu


YIWOmqo
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TopicJoe Rogan: Incels Are the Argument for Legalized Prostitution
DirkDiggles
06/05/19 10:06:23 PM
#27
Alt-Right hero Joe Rogan talks about his incel past.
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Topic"It doesn't scan, it must be free then haha"
DirkDiggles
06/05/19 8:08:07 PM
#25
*rings up item*

*rings up for $8.69*

Customer: It says on the shelf $2.99!

*tells customer where it was. Customer points it out. Sees that the majority of them were in the $8.69 spot.*

Customer: It was in this spot though!
Cashier: No we don't.
Customer: That's false advertising though! I want to speak to your manager!
*A manager comes 20 minutes later*
*Like always, the manager never has your back*
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