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| Topic | this bi girl wants to bring her ''gf'' on our ''date'', should i go for it? |
| No_U_L7 10/16/19 1:31:09 PM #23 | Update: I flat out told her no (in a nice way) and to come on her own (this tactic has worked before). She said no but once her gf was comfortable with me we could hang out alone. I switched the outting to drinks and picked a place close by me. So that minimizes risk at least. --- |
| Topic | PSA - you DO NOT have an obligation to financially support your parents |
| No_U_L7 10/16/19 1:28:36 PM #34 | darkphoenix181 posted... You implied it yourself. You implied it via a false choice that life either ends with a family or with meaningless one night stands --- |
| Topic | Why do people always cite ''retirement plan'' as a reason to have kids |
| No_U_L7 10/16/19 1:27:29 PM #30 | eston posted... I don't think that eliminates the possibility of you failing to read context The fact I rarely ever fail to read context does. Watch the special for yourself, I'm not arguing context with someone who's never even seen the context himself --- |
| Topic | PSA - you DO NOT have an obligation to financially support your parents |
| No_U_L7 10/16/19 1:22:56 PM #29 | TC is right, doing things because you feel obligated to is an easy way to end up miserable --- |
| Topic | Why do people always cite ''retirement plan'' as a reason to have kids |
| No_U_L7 10/16/19 1:21:49 PM #28 | eston posted... I still think it's more likely that you misread the context, but admittedly that's me making an assumption based on it being something that was said during a comedy show, and the fact that literally everyone I've ever heard say this irl was being tongue in cheek. Not everything said in a comedy act is a joke. Comedy is based in real life. She talks about her real life quite a bit. It wasnt a joke. And I've heard it said seriously plenty of times, including tons on this board --- |
| Topic | PSA - you DO NOT have an obligation to financially support your parents |
| No_U_L7 10/16/19 1:19:16 PM #27 | darkphoenix181 posted...
I resent the implication that you cant have a fulfilling life w.o a wife and kids --- |
| Topic | Why do people always cite ''retirement plan'' as a reason to have kids |
| No_U_L7 10/16/19 1:16:24 PM #25 | |
| Topic | Are we having fun yet? |
| No_U_L7 10/16/19 1:11:01 PM #4 | |
| Topic | Why do people always cite ''retirement plan'' as a reason to have kids |
| No_U_L7 10/16/19 1:10:36 PM #23 | eston posted... I'm not convinced that I am tbqh If you havent seen the comedy special, you're wrong. Have you seen it? --- |
| Topic | Why do people always cite ''retirement plan'' as a reason to have kids |
| No_U_L7 10/16/19 1:05:57 PM #21 | Turtlebread posted... This is why you should have at least 5 kids LMAO I guess you only need 1 to be a billionaire and then the whole family is set... --- |
| Topic | My crush drank from my water bottle |
| No_U_L7 10/16/19 1:05:05 PM #3 | |
| Topic | PSA - you DO NOT have an obligation to financially support your parents |
| No_U_L7 10/16/19 1:03:47 PM #12 | darkphoenix181 posted... They brought you into this world That's called murder --- |
| Topic | Why do people always cite ''retirement plan'' as a reason to have kids |
| No_U_L7 10/16/19 1:01:04 PM #19 | |
| Topic | PSA - you DO NOT have an obligation to financially support your parents |
| No_U_L7 10/16/19 1:00:17 PM #2 | |
| Topic | Why do people always cite ''retirement plan'' as a reason to have kids |
| No_U_L7 10/16/19 12:58:18 PM #17 | eston posted... My claim was that it's an answer that's not intended to be taken literally, which being part of a comedy act makes it even more obvious that this is the case. I'm not sure why you would think otherwise. All of the context you've provided backs up the idea that it was not meant to be taken as a serious reason. Bro, idk how you can even remotely make that assumption...did you see her comedy act of which I am referring? You're making a whole lot of assumptions w.o the proper context. Go watch it for yourself and you'll see that she was 100% serious and 100% dumb about it --- |
| Topic | Why do people always cite ''retirement plan'' as a reason to have kids |
| No_U_L7 10/16/19 12:52:03 PM #15 | JBaLLEN66 posted... yeah because youre going to get old one day Well I personally will probably die before then eston posted... Agreed Then idk how you can just go "it's in a comedy act it's a joke!". Shes not joking about her husband, her name, being pregnant etc...so her reason for getting pregnant isnt a joke...just dumb af logic JBaLLEN66 posted... Tc probably some sheltered kid under 25 I'm 32/40 I'm sheltered? Youre the one that seems to think white girls dont like black guys lol AdmiralStiff posted... Either you lift or die alone shitting in your diapers I'll probably be dead by 40 (not by choice) --- |
| Topic | Why do people always cite ''retirement plan'' as a reason to have kids |
| No_U_L7 10/16/19 12:46:54 PM #10 | eston posted... The fact that it was used in a comedy act backs up my point That wasnt the joke part tho. She used it as a fact/background for reasons she wanted a kid. And then launched into the jokes. Context is important bro...this is why I hate talking to non engineers, so illogical --- |
| Topic | Why do people always cite ''retirement plan'' as a reason to have kids |
| No_U_L7 10/16/19 12:44:02 PM #8 | eston posted... I think it's more likely that you are missing the social cues which indicate that this statement is not to be taken literally They why use it as a literal reason? Ali wong used it as a literal reason in her stand up comedy act Makeveli_lives posted... You do realize families exist with a history of dementia and all that. And at almost 30 years old, I definitely realize by now that I'd rather take a chance on family then strangers to not fuck me over. How common is a history of dementia? --- |
| Topic | Why do people always cite ''retirement plan'' as a reason to have kids |
| No_U_L7 10/16/19 12:35:58 PM #5 | konokonohamaru posted... more and more americans are dying old and alone with no one even at their funeral Everyone dies alone unless you are going down on the titanic or a cult suicide. Just be glad you got to get old Makeveli_lives posted... Your a joke poster but to answer seriously, some people are prone to mental illness growing older and need someone who might actually have their best interest at heart No guarantee your kids will have your best interest at heart. Better to just write up a living will or hope your spouse or sibling will do what's best. Also no guarantee you'll end up with a mental illness at all lol --- |
| Topic | Why do people always cite ''retirement plan'' as a reason to have kids |
| No_U_L7 10/16/19 12:30:33 PM #1 | They think their kids will take care of them when old? There's a chance your kid physically wouldnt be able to take care of you or they'll just become a total delinquent who refuses. And if you just didnt have kids, you would save so much money you can just hire in home care... --- |
| Topic | What's the best way to answer "what music do you listen to?" |
| No_U_L7 10/16/19 11:49:10 AM #1 | I dont really listen to music and when I do I just listen to the newest Taylor swift CD on a loop. But whenever I say that people look at me like I'm a serial killer --- |
| Topic | I've started just using toilet paper at work and it made my ass bleed |
| No_U_L7 10/16/19 11:38:35 AM #12 | ALIEN_WORK2HOP posted... you carry wet wipes around with you and want us to believe you've ever hooked up with any kind of female? Because girls dont like clean guys --- |
| Topic | To the straight single dudes on ce. |
| No_U_L7 10/16/19 11:37:41 AM #38 | CelticsHomerPro posted... How many women have you tried to pick up in the past month? I cant keep track lmao 10 a night, twice a weekend...let's say 80 --- |
| Topic | i've been drinking so much lately |
| No_U_L7 10/16/19 2:24:44 AM #14 | Alkeez posted... You literally told us that you're drinking two drinks a week, so you can literally can't drink anything (without getting drunk) --- |
| Topic | i've been drinking so much lately |
| No_U_L7 10/16/19 1:34:29 AM #12 | EzeDoesIt posted... Thats not too much drinking. Thats well under even the doctor-recommended maximum of 2 drinks per day (or 14 per week) and plenty of people drink way over that lol. Me included. one drink gets me wasted lol i'm asian and literally can't drink anything --- |
| Topic | i've been drinking so much lately |
| No_U_L7 10/16/19 1:03:52 AM #9 | Johnny_Nutcase posted... It would be great if one day you made the "I have cancer" post. what.... --- |
| Topic | i've been drinking so much lately |
| No_U_L7 10/16/19 12:56:36 AM #7 | Johnny_Nutcase posted... Successful at being pathetic. you're just proving me right lmao --- |
| Topic | i've been drinking so much lately |
| No_U_L7 10/16/19 12:47:55 AM #5 | Johnny_Nutcase posted... Everything you post makes people dislike you more. having haters is how you know you're successful --- |
| Topic | i've been drinking so much lately |
| No_U_L7 10/16/19 12:39:05 AM #3 | Johnny_Nutcase posted... There's nothing about you that is good. Well yeah, was that ever up for debate lol --- |
| Topic | i've been drinking so much lately |
| No_U_L7 10/16/19 12:37:12 AM #1 | |
| Topic | this bi girl wants to bring her ''gf'' on our ''date'', should i go for it? |
| No_U_L7 10/15/19 11:31:48 PM #22 | Sega95 posted... If you are a professional pickup artist you would have laid both of them already. pick up artist means i study the art, not that i am the picasso of the field, that would be pick up master. --- |
| Topic | this bi girl wants to bring her ''gf'' on our ''date'', should i go for it? |
| No_U_L7 10/15/19 11:16:46 PM #19 | treewojima posted... lmao nice counter, you're a real pro at this shtick all right so what you're saying is you realize i'm right and you have no retort. thanks for conceding i guess Offworlder1 posted... I wonder if you will ever realize that all this effort is a waste of time when it never goes anywhere, eventually it will get old and I have a feeling your going to regret it one day. not everyone is the same. i have absolutely no interest in relationships. i do bond with girls. sooner than later it doesn't work out and i'll move onto another girl. that's all the intimacy i need/want/can handle. at this point in my life i barely have any emotions (due to a rough upbringing that was further desensitized by learning pick up). but that doesn't mean i have no emotions. i do like meeting and getting to know girls. i like the balance of being able to do that. but i don't want any relationships to last that long because ultimately i just want to go home and be by myself. and there is nothing wrong with that, it's just the way i'm wired. --- |
| Topic | this bi girl wants to bring her ''gf'' on our ''date'', should i go for it? |
| No_U_L7 10/15/19 11:05:32 PM #16 | treewojima posted... as a "professional" pick up artist you should fucking know that flirting means nothing, it's just flirting, it's a natural interaction that doesn't guarantee anything Where did I say it guaranteed anything lol. But it sets the tone and is the first step on the pathway to seduction. Cant reach the final journey w.o the first step. I actually have better luck than I should overall with women. I just have a larger sample size than anyone else and find the "failures" more interesting. Look at it this way: pro teams re watch games that were close and they lost. It's the best way to learn --- |
| Topic | this bi girl wants to bring her ''gf'' on our ''date'', should i go for it? |
| No_U_L7 10/15/19 11:01:38 PM #14 | Offworlder1 posted... Seeing how you have all these hoops to jump through and all the efforts you make which do not often work I have to ask this: yes, by far. i like exercising my brain i'd rather sit home and do nothing by myself than have a relationship --- |
| Topic | this bi girl wants to bring her ''gf'' on our ''date'', should i go for it? |
| No_U_L7 10/15/19 10:38:48 PM #12 | treewojima posted... I mean, if you didn't call it a date then she's not going to think it's a date as a professional pick up artist i know labels don't matter, tone and feelings matter more. we've been flirting hardcore, so even if she tells herself "it's not a date" that doesn't mean it wouldn't end up in sex. and if it ends up in sex, who cares what the label was? --- |
| Topic | this bi girl wants to bring her ''gf'' on our ''date'', should i go for it? |
| No_U_L7 10/15/19 10:35:22 PM #10 | Offworlder1 posted... They just want to use you for a free dinner, the bi girl wants to invite her gf so they both get a free meal out of it, and you think you have a shot at one of both of them which you actually don't. That's a possibility, but it's never been discussed that I would pay. And I wouldnt pay if they both show up. More likely they just want to hang and have a good time. For the vast majority of guys, they would become the 3rd wheel. Luckily for me I spent 10 years studying pick up including concepts such as "control of the interaction". It is near impossible to force me into a 3rd wheel role, even if they are dating. Now I'm not saying it's easy, it definitely comes with pain as it requires much more effort on my part. So gotta debate if it's worth it --- |
| Topic | this bi girl wants to bring her ''gf'' on our ''date'', should i go for it? |
| No_U_L7 10/15/19 10:22:37 PM #8 | Skye Reynolds posted... She's not the third wheel, you are. i can make her the 3rd wheel, it's just a lot of work treewojima posted... I mean, if you're telling the truth they pretty obviously want to vet you as a partner life isn't a porno. not saying that stuff doesn't happen, but statistically it's against you Heineken14 posted... Why not. At least then she'll get some good sex after the date. maybe i can watch lordofmud posted... Right. Just prepare for an evening where you are the third wheel on everything and they may just ditch you. all a possibility. i never use the word "date" explicitly with girls since it has certain negative connotations attached to it (ie the guy pays, have to wait 3 dates for sex etc). rather i subcommunicate flirty vibes so she knows we have sexual chemistry and then once she shows up i'll slowly amp up the seduction. i can do that with 2 girls, but it's much much harder --- |
| Topic | this bi girl wants to bring her ''gf'' on our ''date'', should i go for it? |
| No_U_L7 10/15/19 10:14:17 PM #1 | havent seen her so idk if she's hot. chances are she isn't and chances are also she's very possessive. however, the upside is 3way with 2 hot girls...i'm not liking my percentages there tho and 3ways are overrated --- |
| Topic | Sucks that having a 10/10 personality doesnt get you laid as much as a 10/10 bod |
| No_U_L7 10/15/19 8:48:59 PM #24 | gloBal enemy posted... But is there any evidence objective or anecdotal which proves your self assessment is correct? There is no way to measure personality objectively lol. I've gone through excruciating measures to completely revamp my personality. Girls always tell me I have a perfect personality --- |
| Topic | Itt make the perfect porn star one body part at a time |
| No_U_L7 10/15/19 5:40:18 PM #13 | Hotel_Security posted... Don't waste time and just use all of Vida Guerra. Done. Shes not a porn star --- |
| Topic | Itt make the perfect porn star one body part at a time |
| No_U_L7 10/15/19 5:36:38 PM #8 | |
| Topic | Itt make the perfect porn star one body part at a time |
| No_U_L7 10/15/19 5:34:20 PM #3 | Makeveli_lives posted... She has no figure whatsoever I didnt choose her figure did i... --- |
| Topic | Itt make the perfect porn star one body part at a time |
| No_U_L7 10/15/19 5:31:40 PM #1 | |
| Topic | I've started just using toilet paper at work and it made my ass bleed |
| No_U_L7 10/15/19 5:20:39 PM #1 | After a lifetime of using wet wipes, I got tired of carrying it with me every time. So this wk I just started using the work toilet paper. Wtf...how do people use this?! My ass is literally bleeding... --- |
| Topic | I literally have nothing to do at work, what should I do? |
| No_U_L7 10/15/19 4:20:54 PM #6 | FL81 posted... Schedule a meeting with everyone else in the company, then just tell them all about your PUA stories Lmao --- |
| Topic | I literally have nothing to do at work, what should I do? |
| No_U_L7 10/15/19 4:11:47 PM #3 | |
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