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Topic	Wow, my new phone is really stuck up
Sarcasthma 05/19/19 6:26:37 PM #6	But would you kiss your phone? @phone --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	Do you ever poop?
Sarcasthma 05/19/19 5:46:34 PM #14	Yellow posted... A great man once said a good shit makes life worth living. That man? Albert Einstein. And then everyone applauded while he took a shit. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	where were you when you heard about the 9/11 attacks?
Sarcasthma 05/19/19 7:19:56 AM #31	Cacciato posted... Sarcasthma posted... I was at work in Afghanistan. I think Im the only person that found this funny. I guess that's better than nobody at all, haha. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	where were you when you heard about the 9/11 attacks?
Sarcasthma 05/19/19 4:42:30 AM #24	I was at work in Afghanistan. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	which of these collection packages is the best on this list?
Sarcasthma 05/19/19 4:41:44 AM #5	Cacciato posted... Yeah, holy shit. 3 votes. An overwhelming majority, to be sure. Ha, he deleted that post, @Cacciato. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	Your shoe size is now your IQ
Sarcasthma 05/18/19 2:10:43 PM #2	Still haven't gotten a job yet, eh Nathan? --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	Could you do this job?
Sarcasthma 05/18/19 10:01:03 AM #10	slacker03150 posted... for 100,000 a trip, maybe. 100,000 of what? Spankings? --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	What is the trashiest thing you like eating?
Sarcasthma 05/18/19 9:12:46 AM #10	Probably Spam --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	Honestly, phones should be able to survive being dropped
Sarcasthma 05/18/19 7:02:10 AM #12	Bulbasaur posted... how do you have so many issues with a fucking phone Seriously. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	Military jet crashed into a warehouse in Riverside, California today.
Sarcasthma 05/18/19 7:00:13 AM #23	It almost seems like Sunny makes stupid posts on purpose because he likes getting shit on by everyone. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	Why does my poop smell a certain way after eating popcorn?
Sarcasthma 05/17/19 8:55:07 AM #2	More like poopcorn lol Sorry, that's everything that I can contribute to this topic. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	Rate my prom pics guise
Sarcasthma 05/17/19 12:47:33 AM #11	miki_sauvester posted... i was expecting a pic with your date He got in trouble last time he posted pics of his aunt here. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	Would you do two weeks of total isolation to never be sick?
Sarcasthma 05/16/19 10:07:18 PM #17	Time for a two week-long jo session... --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	If you were a type of beverage, what would you be, and why?
Sarcasthma 05/16/19 10:02:23 PM #11	Artisanal hot dog extract --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	Cannot believe this board still exists!
Sarcasthma 05/16/19 9:58:46 PM #16	ASlaveObeys posted... I have a 12 year old. Whered you find it? --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	Cannot believe this board still exists!
Sarcasthma 05/16/19 8:03:00 PM #9	EnZo87 posted... Mead posted... EnZo87 posted... -Komaiko54- posted... who tf r u An old friend. Come here boy, have a seat on my lap and I'll feed you some potato chips. pops open bag of Lays the wrong way Dont let him near your lap! pats lap defiantly, but also avoiding eye contact Seriously, dont get near Komaiko. Hes a self-admitted molester. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	Bedtime
Sarcasthma 05/16/19 7:56:59 PM #2	2am because Im an idiot. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	What would you say if Jen asked you out on a date?
Sarcasthma 05/16/19 7:56:31 PM #30	Arguro posted... I would say, "Who?" Your response to being asked out would be Who? --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	What would you say if Jen asked you out on a date?
Sarcasthma 05/16/19 7:55:10 PM #29	MICHALECOLE posted... I would say how do you like your eggs in the morning? Fertilized. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	What would you say if Jen asked you out on a date?
Sarcasthma 05/16/19 6:19:38 AM #16	WoIverine posted... Sarcasthma posted... Oh shit, time for some goddamn TACO BEEEEEEELLLLLLL --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	The rapier is the superior sword
Sarcasthma 05/16/19 2:25:04 AM #17	The rapiest is the superiorest sword. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	What would you say if Jen asked you out on a date?
Sarcasthma 05/16/19 1:07:54 AM #9	Oh shit, time for some goddamn TACO BEEEEEEELLLLLLL --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	way too often Meteorologists in my state just go into panic mode over weather
Sarcasthma 05/15/19 9:02:13 AM #12	HelIWithoutSin posted... Sarcasthma posted... Haven't you made quite a few topics where you go into panic mode over the weather? Poor guy couldn't go to the hockey game because he was afraid a tornado would sneak into the arena disguised as a referee. That topic was amazing. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	way too often Meteorologists in my state just go into panic mode over weather
Sarcasthma 05/15/19 8:09:30 AM #5	Haven't you made quite a few topics where you go into panic mode over the weather? --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	XBox live is getting crazy
Sarcasthma 05/13/19 9:17:04 PM #27	ZeroKelvin posted... Damn, TC getting backhanded ITT lol --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	Shower or grower?
Sarcasthma 05/12/19 11:12:19 PM #22	LinkPizza posted... Lokarin posted... maybe there should be a 3rd option for people who average a half-chub I'm not sure. I feel they would still fit somewhere... Sarcasthma posted... Or maybe an option for priapisms? Wouldn't they still either be a grower or shower, still? AFAIK, that just means it last for a long time... right? But maybe it has stayed up so long you cant remember what its like flaccid. --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	Shower or grower?
Sarcasthma 05/12/19 10:56:57 PM #20	LinkPizza posted... Sarcasthma posted... Im always fully-torqued. Right. But before you became fully torque, were you a grower or shower? Or is that your way of saying you're a shower? What part of Im always fully-torqued do you not understand? --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	Shower or grower?
Sarcasthma 05/12/19 10:54:43 PM #18	Im always fully-torqued. Lokarin posted... maybe there should be a 3rd option for people who average a half-chub Or maybe an option for priapisms? --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	Don't forget to call your mother today.
Sarcasthma 05/12/19 10:15:06 PM #12	Sefrig posted... glad u got the day right this time lol --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	Dragons or Dinosaurs?
Sarcasthma 05/12/19 10:14:37 PM #20	Dmess85 posted... denver the last dinosaur... he's my friend and so much more! Youre...youre fucking him? --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	Languages
Sarcasthma 05/10/19 8:31:13 AM #2	Just English and Japanese --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	#Zeuswatch : Zeus is Warned
Sarcasthma 05/09/19 11:13:55 PM #18	Broken_Zeus posted... Like a day after the fact when I was curious about the deets because I hadn't been around. Excuses, excuses --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	#Zeuswatch : Zeus is Warned
Sarcasthma 05/09/19 11:04:30 PM #14	Broken_Zeus posted... I like that not only did this warrant a topic, but a topic was up within 2 hours of it happening. Really makes a guy feel special! Didnt you make a topic like this when Mead got warned, @Broken_Zeus? --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	Stating your personal pronouns on your Twitter bio
Sarcasthma 05/09/19 6:51:25 PM #14	Kyuubi4269 posted... Nichtcrawler X posted... aDirtyShisno posted... Mine are chggsftggkyh and ugdgdhdhffghn. Just try and mispronounce them, I dare you... You have to respect my personal identity or I will be allowed to destroy your life! Then you better give a pronunciation guide. He's offended you don't own one. He?!! --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	#Zeuswatch : Zeus is Warned
Sarcasthma 05/09/19 4:10:47 AM #8	Bulbasaur posted... cuz why cuz ur butt stanks lol --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	#Zeuswatch : Zeus is Warned
Sarcasthma 05/09/19 4:03:13 AM #5	Bulbasaur posted... why care cuz --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
Topic	#Zeuswatch : Zeus is Warned
Sarcasthma 05/09/19 3:33:37 AM #1	You okay, Big Z? --- What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping tom? A pickpocket snatches your watch.
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