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TopicName a movie and I'll rate it objectively and subjectively
samurai bandit
10/09/19 1:20:01 AM
#30
SAW and all its sequels
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TopicPopcorn_Fairy has passed away. RIP buddy, you will be missed.
samurai bandit
10/09/19 12:59:36 AM
#290
RIP. I didnt know the guy but it is sad to see a fellow CEman passing away =(
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TopicGirl before sex tells you she is on birth control, but is lying
samurai bandit
10/08/19 10:51:32 PM
#56
Id at least ask for a paternity test first..
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Topicwhat exactly is the benefit to being 'nice' to people you don't know?
samurai bandit
10/08/19 10:48:45 PM
#21
Treat others like you would want to be treated.
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Topic10 billion, or the power to instantly know these 10 trades.
samurai bandit
10/07/19 10:43:34 PM
#62
Powers. As everyone has said already, knowing the future is incredible, you would be able to advance humanity so fast.

As easy as create some kickstart campaigns for 1 or 2 new useful inventions. People will back it up and once it works you will get tons of publicity which means some company with tons of money will hire you and provide the funding you need for crazier inventions.

I might not end up being billionare rich but it would be fun and actually useful to everyone.
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TopicYou can be fined up to $250,000 if you call someone an illegal alien in NYC
samurai bandit
10/07/19 10:35:04 PM
#3
That seems an unnecesarly high punishment for an insult.

Reminds me of GameFAQs rules
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TopicDo you watch porn?
samurai bandit
10/05/19 9:58:23 PM
#30
Porn watches me
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TopicTostitos : Hint of Lime
samurai bandit
10/05/19 9:57:23 PM
#7
DevsBro posted...
I don't dislike them but calling them "Hint of Lime" is misleading af considering that they taste limier than limes themselves.

This, after a while is too much for me but in short amounts is good
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TopicBlue shells are horrible game design and that's a fact.
samurai bandit
10/05/19 9:48:04 PM
#7
If you are really the best, you can easily dodge them.
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TopicThe perfect girl but
samurai bandit
10/05/19 9:47:11 PM
#9
Isnt this topic moddable now?
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TopicThe ONLY WITNESS to testify against AMBER GUYGER has been SHOT DEAD!!
samurai bandit
10/05/19 8:47:04 PM
#3
That sucks, poor guy. He did the right thing and this is how he is paid.
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TopicDoge shoots helpless old lady in attempted car jacking.
samurai bandit
10/05/19 8:22:45 PM
#9
Tyranthraxus posted...
"the gun isn't usually loaded" - thing everyone says just after being shot by their own gun


Dont forget the safety lock. This looks like a setup to incriminate Doge, perhaps by Cate!
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TopicWhy do people still play world of warcraft?
samurai bandit
10/03/19 10:09:32 PM
#7
zinezinzadan posted...
umax555 posted...

What the fuck lmao this is so pure, unadulterated, unnecessary, but I couldnt help but laugh.


Lol my exact same thoughts
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TopicGuys I STILL haven't started my 1500 word essay or 1000 word story due Friday.
samurai bandit
10/03/19 12:50:07 AM
#22
What I learned in boating school is...
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TopicYou get a phonecall about your social security number being suspended
samurai bandit
10/01/19 4:54:30 PM
#21
I accept, then try to sell the representative a time share in a luxury hotel.
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TopicHELP. Should I accept my friend's makeup wedding gift of cash or just forget it?
samurai bandit
10/01/19 12:01:39 AM
#11
I would suggest to just ignore the topic then only if they bring it up again set a not so concrete date right there like when are you free? what about this weekend?

Optionally one day just randomly call them and ask if they are at their place. When they ask why then tell them you were in the area doing X and you thought just to drop by and say hi. Let them bring up the cash gift convesation during the visit, if they dont then just dont push it and forget about it.
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TopicTen hours into a ~70 hour print
samurai bandit
09/27/19 1:18:47 AM
#28
I'm looking forward to the final pint
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TopicThis CEO raised the minimum salary of his employees to $70k
samurai bandit
09/26/19 7:32:39 PM
#23
Hanky_Bannister posted...
AngelsNAirwav3s posted...
Harm_Sup_Lo posted...
Did he fire/outsource all the low skill/unskilled work to third parties so he can then profess all employees are above $70k?


Its a credit card processing company, I don't think they have any low skilled workers, probably just a bunch of salesmen and software folks.

basically. also customer support. i work for a company thats a similar service.


What about cleaning personnel?
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TopicHere's what I don't get about the whole God debate
samurai bandit
09/25/19 10:39:14 PM
#20
Science has lots of verifiable data that support their theory. If you have data to back up your statement that a tornado built you pc then we would believe you.
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TopicRemember dodgeball in middle school?
samurai bandit
09/23/19 9:24:10 PM
#4
R1masher posted...
Its banned now tho


What?
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Topicyou guys know any good online storage
samurai bandit
09/22/19 1:43:21 AM
#6
weeb98 posted...
any other cheaper ones that are safe?


Drive is free, how much cheaper do you want?

Another option: Dropbox?
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TopicWhat was da last reason you had to call 911 for?
samurai bandit
09/22/19 1:42:23 AM
#20
Accidental butt dial
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Topicteach me useful spanish ce
samurai bandit
09/22/19 1:38:30 AM
#27
When you are at a club and want to invite someone to dance out with you (only applies if you are a male): Vamos a coger, la tengo muy grande.

Dont say that, unless the bar is a stripclub
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TopicI have a drinking problem.
samurai bandit
09/21/19 11:01:42 PM
#1
There are 7 of us drinking and only one six pack left where each beer has 16oz.

How do we split it up so that everyone drinks the same amout of beer?
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TopicShould I go to my sister's play today?
samurai bandit
09/21/19 10:28:06 PM
#40
You should go all tree times to support her
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TopicWomen feel gross when men who they aren't attracted to are attracted to them
samurai bandit
09/21/19 7:59:04 PM
#29
Water is wet
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Topic$20 million now or $3k a day for life
samurai bandit
09/21/19 5:34:02 PM
#91
3k a day and as another user mentioned. Invest whatever I dont use to get the same return as with 20mill but without worrying about the risk since worst case I will still get 3k per day.
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TopicStory of carboy
samurai bandit
09/21/19 4:22:46 PM
#72
HollowKnail posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
samurai bandit posted...
He became calboy and went to live to California.


He actually became callboy..and...yeah

2 real


I didnt know that...
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TopicDo you CARE that Alexa, etc listen to your conversations?
samurai bandit
09/21/19 2:14:49 AM
#44
You can have Alexa whisper to you and you can have say anything you want. Not sure if you can request both at the same time.
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TopicHey CE, my art had two little babies
samurai bandit
09/21/19 2:13:13 AM
#18
Tbh they look so real that I kind want to break them in hopes for a rupee..
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TopicDo you CARE that Alexa, etc listen to your conversations?
samurai bandit
09/21/19 1:59:13 AM
#41
Been there done that... same story as with mobile phones or laptops or house phones or any new techonology that people always need to complaint cus "you kids get off my lawn!"
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TopicStory of carboy
samurai bandit
09/21/19 1:49:53 AM
#66
He became calboy and went to live to California.
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TopicEntitled Youtuber whines about 'only' getting 80k in a month.
samurai bandit
09/21/19 1:22:21 AM
#132
When that guy creates its own platform to share videos that is up 24/7, pays a ton of money to host them, somehow is able to handle millions of views at the same time without bringing down their platform, makes their platform available in like 100+ languages, goes out and has contracts with multiple companies to play their ads and gets paid for it, handles advertising of his videos to even become a little bit known , battles with lawers to comply with all laws and regulations that this entails (privacy protection data) then he can complain about being underpaid for his work.

All of that takes a lot more money than he is being paid.
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TopicChina gives no shit about animals huh?
samurai bandit
09/19/19 1:19:22 AM
#18
ITT one zoo = all of China
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TopicTrump admin looking to pull CA's authority over auto emissions
samurai bandit
09/18/19 3:16:34 AM
#59
DifferentialEquation posted...
You're still avoiding the principle of the matter. Why should I have to spend extra money for a car that produces less toxic exhaust if that's not a feature I'm interested in? If we were instead talking about break pads meeting certain standards, then there's an argument to be made since the function the break pads directly impacts the safety of other drivers on the road. I would personally pay extra for moonroof because I value it, but I wouldn't try to force it on others.


This is a good example of why these regulations exist, some people like DE think like this and there needs to be laws on what otherwise would just be common sense.
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TopicMan found guilty of first-degree murder for booby trapping his shed...
samurai bandit
09/18/19 2:24:31 AM
#109
Maybe booby trapping was not the best choice but he doesnt deserve murder sentence.

I mean, actual murderes and rapists get very little jail time (if any) and then are released because "they can change". Just telling the guy this is not acceptable, charging him some fee and issuing a warning to not do this again should be enough for him to "change into a better person" and not do it again.
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TopicWhy do women put they iPhone in they ass pocket?
samurai bandit
09/18/19 2:02:17 AM
#17
Cleo_II posted...
yoshi_62 posted...
I've also been told that the front pockets on women's pants are simply there for decoration, and they're often straight up not actually pockets at all. Just pieces of fabric with no opening that look like pockets.
Pretty much


The reason they are like that is because if the front pockets were normal, they wouldnt use them anyway and complain they make them look fat.
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TopicLmao this principal engineer fucking hates me
samurai bandit
09/16/19 2:27:23 PM
#9
Complete_Idi0t posted...
LMAO I thought you weren't still in high school but you're still worrying about the principal


lol! This post saves the topic.
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TopicScientists find way to 'starve' viruses. A significant step towards a cold cure.
samurai bandit
09/16/19 2:21:37 PM
#10
s0nicfan posted...
pogo_rabid posted...
s0nicfan posted...
If this pans out

Ok, so they have nothing yet?


They have successful results with both human cell testing against a suite of viruses and mouse testing that shows it works and doesn't kill them in the long run. That's a lot more than "nothing".

The "if it pans out" is recognizing that it has multiple phases to go through before approved human subject testing.


Probably most of the people would rather be alive and not able to reproduce than die
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Topicfucking Amazon is so stupid putting Buy Now right under Add to Cart
samurai bandit
09/13/19 11:50:13 AM
#2
Try sending an email to Jeff Bezos and he might take care of that for you.
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TopicMan dies during sex on business trip. Company is liable under French law.
samurai bandit
09/13/19 2:17:19 AM
#12
Perfect stranger but....
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TopicCA just passed a bill for reclassifying gig (Uber, Lyft, etc) employees
samurai bandit
09/11/19 3:04:26 AM
#8
Would this affect airbnb as well?
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TopicIf the light switch is off, it's safe to replace the light fixture?
samurai bandit
09/08/19 1:05:20 PM
#6
You could also buy some gloves made to protect you against electricity if you really dont or cant turn off breaker.
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TopicSaw a spider in my bathroom. I killed it but my bed is like ten feet away from
samurai bandit
09/04/19 1:13:49 AM
#13
No one tell TC that every person eats on average 8 spiders a year during their sleep.

it is actually a myth but makes you wonder

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TopicUniversity lowers entry score for female applicants in male-dominated courses
samurai bandit
09/04/19 1:03:16 AM
#39


RdVEHfJqAvUPIbk posted...
"women are just as smart as men"
"let's lower the standards so they can get in"


Agree, How is this not sexism?

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TopicI like how the Baten Kaitos opening is basically a movie trailer.
samurai bandit
09/03/19 11:43:28 AM
#3
Posting because Baten Kaitos is a great game.

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TopicTrump tweets sensitive surveillance image of Iran
samurai bandit
09/02/19 8:41:00 PM
#41
Dampproof posted...
Update: Thanks to Trumps tweet people have been able to identify the exact Spy Satellite used to take the picture. USA 224 a KH-11 reconnaissance satellite launched 2011.

So basically Trump's careless tweets have put national security assets at risk now.

Best part is that if you look at the imagine it looks like Trump took the picture with his cell 'm phone

https://imgur.com/MFZIRsO


I'm dumb, how were they able to figure that out based on a picture?

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TopicMy security cameras saw someone checking my doors at about 3am (link to footage)
samurai bandit
09/02/19 7:03:36 PM
#12
Did you report this incident to the police?

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TopicHypothetical: Teleportation is invented but only works for one sex
samurai bandit
09/02/19 6:57:44 PM
#14
synth_real posted...
What if we send through a woman who's pregnant with a boy?


This sounds like it could work.

Worst case we could build a second machine for the other sex.

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