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TopicThe moderation dispute system is garbage
Shablagoo
11/21/19 10:54:13 AM
#329
Alpha218 posted...
That has nothing to do with what I just said.

A rotten piece of steak is still rotten even if no one else has steak.
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"No it was just some baby goats running around being adorable." -BLAKUboy
"Damn I liked that guy" -Goats
Topic1 billion but you must survive on Tatooine for 10 years.
Shablagoo
11/21/19 10:52:23 AM
#14
Paper_Okami posted...
ASithLord7 posted...
Why are all the communists on this site almost comically depressed and hate life. Like literally every single one


have you seen earth?

Not outside his office at fathers firm.
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"No it was just some baby goats running around being adorable." -BLAKUboy
"Damn I liked that guy" -Goats
Topicvideogamedunkey: Death Stranding a "complete and utter embarrassment"
Shablagoo
11/21/19 10:46:38 AM
#7
Well he explains his reasoning in the videos.
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"No it was just some baby goats running around being adorable." -BLAKUboy
"Damn I liked that guy" -Goats
TopicThe moderation dispute system is garbage
Shablagoo
11/21/19 10:45:42 AM
#325
Goats posted...
"Listen fam, if you don't tell me where the goats went I'll make your life difficult." Error growled as he readjusted his fedora. "We'll see how weak that jaw REALLY is."
The fam member squeaked, his eyes darting two different ways. "I can't tell you anything. If I do. He'll know. He'll get me banned."

Error put out his cigarette for emphasis.

"Pally, if you don't tell me what I want to hear, I'll ban you myself. All it will take is one click."

"I-I don't know nothing. Listen do you got any muffinz?"
Suddenly the door to mod central flew open. Alpha stood in the doorway, his haphazardly done up trenchcoat flapping. "Error, leave the room. It's time we warned him up a little."

Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he's depressed. Says life seems harsh and cruel. Says he feels all alone in a threatening GFAQs where what lies ahead is vague and uncertain. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great Vegy topic in topic list tonight. Go and look at dis ready girl. That should pick you up." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am SBAllen.
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"No it was just some baby goats running around being adorable." -BLAKUboy
"Damn I liked that guy" -Goats
TopicThe moderation dispute system is garbage
Shablagoo
11/21/19 10:22:38 AM
#317
*Spends certain amount of time on thing each day*

*cut off from said thing out of nowhere for the next x days, weeks, whatever*


Why would you not be a bit upset? Are you guys defining the word upset differently from the way we do, or something?
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"No it was just some baby goats running around being adorable." -BLAKUboy
"Damn I liked that guy" -Goats
TopicBought waffles for the first time in like a decade.
Shablagoo
11/21/19 10:14:05 AM
#3
That must be disappointing af.

I had pancakes at the hospital last year after not having pancakes in years, and they were so good that I ended up getting hooked on frozen pancakes for a while.
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"No it was just some baby goats running around being adorable." -BLAKUboy
"Damn I liked that guy" -Goats
Topicvideogamedunkey: Death Stranding a "complete and utter embarrassment"
Shablagoo
11/21/19 10:13:16 AM
#1
https://youtu.be/ukqZ5VOoK5s

It makes me so sad that the guy who brought me what may be my favorite videogame ever (Subsistence) has devolved into this. From MGS4 on, each game has been an exponentially larger disappointment.
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"No it was just some baby goats running around being adorable." -BLAKUboy
"Damn I liked that guy" -Goats
TopicAmerican man acquitted of the crime of being a basically decent human being
Shablagoo
11/21/19 10:02:30 AM
#24
Seriously, what in the absolute fuck is the point of any of your posts in this topic?

Hey the Holocaust shouldnt have happened, but it did! Ha! Im a compartmentalizing genius, you idiots!
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"No it was just some baby goats running around being adorable." -BLAKUboy
"Damn I liked that guy" -Goats
TopicThe moderation dispute system is garbage
Shablagoo
11/21/19 9:58:00 AM
#315
Archived Vegy topic in alley this morning, brutai complaint on first reply. This forum is afraid of me. I have seen its true face.

The topic lists are extended gutters and the gutters are full of lost karma and when the drains finally scab over, all the CEmen will drown.

The accumulated filth of all their adorable baby goat videos and innocuous posts that wouldnt be moderated by anyone competent will foam up about their waists and all the shitposters and trolls will look up and shout "Save us!"... and I'll look down and whisper "Beep bep.
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"No it was just some baby goats running around being adorable." -BLAKUboy
"Damn I liked that guy" -Goats
TopicAmerican man acquitted of the crime of being a basically decent human being
Shablagoo
11/21/19 9:45:14 AM
#13
Reminder that right-wingers have never read a Bible and actually worship the reverse of God.

35 For I was hungry and you gave me something to eat, I was thirsty and you gave me something to drink, I was a stranger and you invited me in, 36 I needed clothes and you clothed me, I was sick and you looked after me, I was in prison and you came to visit me.

37 Then the righteous will answer him, Lord, when did we see you hungry and feed you, or thirsty and give you something to drink? 38 When did we see you a stranger and invite you in, or needing clothes and clothe you? 39 When did we see you sick or in prison and go to visit you?

40 The King will reply, Truly I tell you, whatever you did for one of the least of these brothers and sisters of mine, you did for me.
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"No it was just some baby goats running around being adorable." -BLAKUboy
"Damn I liked that guy" -Goats
Topic20 million, but you must drink 20 (40)oz of beer for 20 years straight.
Shablagoo
11/21/19 8:51:53 AM
#27
DrizztLink posted...
TheGoldenEel posted...
Thought this topic meant 20-40oz of beer and I wouldve said easy money
Oh yeah.

That I could do.

I'd almost definitely die before 20 years but I could do it.

Why would you almost definitely die lol
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"No it was just some baby goats running around being adorable." -BLAKUboy
"Damn I liked that guy" -Goats
TopicI'm worried that Reddit just got me fired
Shablagoo
11/21/19 8:33:31 AM
#22
GiftedACIII posted...
Reminds me of the time my company allowed us to look at Reddit when we have free time, no big deal tons of people do it blah blah blah. However that day when I was surfing Reddit I came across a post where the OP was feeling depressed so I decided to click on their name to see if they were always like that.

When I clicked on it I saw that their recent posts were all from gonewild and they all had nfsw tags so so far so good. But a little bit down the page there were thumbnails that were actually shown, I'm not sure if they were actually nude or they just had tape over their nipples, I quickly backed out so I didn't get a chance to see.

IT probably got flagged and I will get fired soon sigh

Haha damn, thats funny. Reminds me of the time I was reminded of the time my company allowed us to look at Reddit when we have free time, no big deal tons of people do it blah blah blah. However that day when I was surfing Reddit I came across a post where the OP was feeling depressed so I decided to click on their name to see if they were always like that.

When I clicked on it I saw that their recent posts were all from gonewild and they all had nfsw tags so so far so good. But a little bit down the page there were thumbnails that were actually shown, I'm not sure if they were actually nude or they just had tape over their nipples, I quickly backed out so I didn't get a chance to see.

IT probably got flagged and I will get fired soon sigh
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"No it was just some baby goats running around being adorable." -BLAKUboy
"Damn I liked that guy" -Goats
TopicThe moderation dispute system is garbage
Shablagoo
11/21/19 8:30:50 AM
#308
I have like 10 fantastic responses to that post but youd just moderate them.
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"No it was just some baby goats running around being adorable." -BLAKUboy
"Damn I liked that guy" -Goats
TopicA challenger to Belle Delphine has emerged
Shablagoo
11/21/19 7:53:46 AM
#15
Shamon posted...
Weirdos

I mean, its pretty clearly satire.
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"No it was just some baby goats running around being adorable." -BLAKUboy
"Damn I liked that guy" -Goats
TopicA challenger to Belle Delphine has emerged
Shablagoo
11/21/19 6:33:55 AM
#13
thronedfire2 posted...
uh

she knows she's supposed to be naked, right?

Waluigi suit > birthday suit
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"No it was just some baby goats running around being adorable." -BLAKUboy
"Damn I liked that guy" -Goats
TopicA challenger to Belle Delphine has emerged
Shablagoo
11/21/19 6:26:19 AM
#11
https://youtu.be/rzx-56qD_o4
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"No it was just some baby goats running around being adorable." -BLAKUboy
"Damn I liked that guy" -Goats
TopicThe moderation dispute system is garbage
Shablagoo
11/21/19 6:19:12 AM
#305
Damn, mods got rekt hard af ITT.
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"No it was just some baby goats running around being adorable." -BLAKUboy
"Damn I liked that guy" -Goats
TopicA challenger to Belle Delphine has emerged
Shablagoo
11/20/19 4:54:44 PM
#6
ChrisTaka posted...
EvenSpoonier posted...
What's up with this whole gross bathwater thing anyway? Or do I even want to know?


Bro, it's gamer girl bath water. Why would you NOT want it?

dis guy gets it
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"No it was just some baby goats running around being adorable." -BLAKUboy
"Damn I liked that guy" -Goats
Topic#LockCateUp
Shablagoo
11/20/19 4:54:13 PM
#13
BLAKUboy posted...
#QuidBoneQuo

lmao
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"No it was just some baby goats running around being adorable." -BLAKUboy
"Damn I liked that guy" -Goats
TopicRemember a year ago when da dems were singing ''We wish you a Mueller Christmas'
Shablagoo
11/20/19 11:22:02 AM
#7
And literally nothing happened to trump lmao
Also comey hearings, nothing happened
Even his personal lawyer testified or whatever, and nothing happened

And nothing will happen here in dis Ukraine thing, all dis will do is make people on da left vote 3rd party giving trump da win in 2020 again lol

I read dis entire OP to da tune of We Wish You a Merry Christmas because of da way da first few lines were spaced lol
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"No it was just some baby goats running around being adorable." -BLAKUboy
"Damn I liked that guy" -Goats
TopicA challenger to Belle Delphine has emerged
Shablagoo
11/20/19 11:20:14 AM
#2
wah
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"No it was just some baby goats running around being adorable." -BLAKUboy
"Damn I liked that guy" -Goats
TopicA challenger to Belle Delphine has emerged
Shablagoo
11/20/19 10:12:11 AM
#1
https://youtu.be/uewmZedkEmw
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"No it was just some baby goats running around being adorable." -BLAKUboy
"Damn I liked that guy" -Goats
TopicGuy talks about how he grew out of racism.
Shablagoo
11/20/19 8:28:11 AM
#8
Good read.

WerewolfPaws posted...
UnfairRepresent posted...
This is why guys like Wade Watts and Daryl Davies are heroes

While guys who throw fists are short sighted


Wade Watts was racist?


No, he was a civil rights activist. Daryl Davis is the famous musician who converted hundreds of KKK members away from the Klan.
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"No it was just some baby goats running around being adorable." -BLAKUboy
"Damn I liked that guy" -Goats
TopicShould I ask my gf to send me a pic of her breasts?
Shablagoo
11/20/19 6:40:36 AM
#72
AwesomeToTheMAX posted...
Brother, don't bait this dude into taking creepy pictures of his close friend and posting them on here. You know she isn't attractive, and you know it's weird.

Just don't do it.

Wait, me? Im not advocating posting them here; I think the person who did was joking.
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"No it was just some baby goats running around being adorable." -BLAKUboy
"Damn I liked that guy" -Goats
TopicShould I ask my gf to send me a pic of her breasts?
Shablagoo
11/20/19 6:32:08 AM
#69
Duncanwii posted...
JimCarrysToe posted...
Try asking for just one boob.
She said she isnt going to take the risk of it getting out onto the web. Even though she trusts me she said shit happens and once it's out there we cant take it back.

But if its just a picture of her breasts, what is the risk? Not like anyone would know whose they are.
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"No it was just some baby goats running around being adorable." -BLAKUboy
"Damn I liked that guy" -Goats
Topic20 million, but you must drink 20 (40)oz of beer for 20 years straight.
Shablagoo
11/20/19 6:28:49 AM
#11
Yeah thats a good question TC, if we die before the times up does the money go to our family or do we lose it?
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"No it was just some baby goats running around being adorable." -BLAKUboy
"Damn I liked that guy" -Goats
Topic20 million, but you must drink 20 (40)oz of beer for 20 years straight.
Shablagoo
11/20/19 6:07:00 AM
#7
DrizztLink posted...
Shablagoo posted...
He once said he needed two liters of vodka just to feel warm.
That actually lead to an equation that's still used to calculate anesthesia.

Wow, thats awesome
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"No it was just some baby goats running around being adorable." -BLAKUboy
"Damn I liked that guy" -Goats
TopicPeople keep fixating on 'space horses' in Rise of Skywalker stuff.
Shablagoo
11/20/19 5:05:27 AM
#8
Yeah theyre definitely in the air but it could be in a planets atmosphere.

https://imgur.com/iMOMyZI

I wonder why theyd be taking off from a planet though.
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"No it was just some baby goats running around being adorable." -BLAKUboy
"Damn I liked that guy" -Goats
Topic20 million, but you must drink 20 (40)oz of beer for 20 years straight.
Shablagoo
11/20/19 5:02:16 AM
#4
EzeDoesIt posted...
Twenty 40s? I doubt thats possible. Maybe Andre the Giant could have done it for a year or 2.


He actually maybe could have if he committed to being an alcoholic. He once said he needed two liters of vodka just to feel warm. He allegedly once drank 156 sixteen-ounce beers in a single sitting, which comes out to 2,496 ounces as compared to the 800 per day here.
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"No it was just some baby goats running around being adorable." -BLAKUboy
"Damn I liked that guy" -Goats
TopicPeople keep fixating on 'space horses' in Rise of Skywalker stuff.
Shablagoo
11/19/19 10:16:24 PM
#5
Is it crashed? It looked like they were in outerspace in the trailer, I thought.
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"No it was just some baby goats running around being adorable." -BLAKUboy
"Damn I liked that guy" -Goats
TopicIsn't going back to JJ Abrams kinda evidence that Disney was desperate?
Shablagoo
11/19/19 9:57:59 PM
#9
MICHALECOLE posted...
Was going back to robin williams for Aladdin 3 desperate?


Didnt they want him for 2 but because they screwed him over on their deal he refused?
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"No it was just some baby goats running around being adorable." -BLAKUboy
"Damn I liked that guy" -Goats
TopicWatchmen show is an amazing piece of television
Shablagoo
11/19/19 12:50:01 PM
#42
Nidhoggr posted...
I'm thoroughly convinced that people who like this show didn't actually read the comics. Because I don't see how fans of Watchmen could actually like what they are doing to it...

I look at it as expensive fan fiction with decent-to-good television writing.

It doesnt live up to the book but its still fairly enjoyable.
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"No it was just some baby goats running around being adorable." -BLAKUboy
"Damn I liked that guy" -Goats
TopicWhen did you realize and accept you were Bi?
Shablagoo
11/19/19 11:38:30 AM
#11
Lost_All_Senses posted...
The day your dad stared into my eyes and told me he'd never let anything bad happen to me. Then we played tummysticks until we filled each others belly buttons.


LMFAO
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"No it was just some baby goats running around being adorable." -BLAKUboy
"Damn I liked that guy" -Goats
TopicWarned/Suspended General CXLV: Much Wailing over Warnings
Shablagoo
11/19/19 11:34:31 AM
#128
Not familiar with completeboy but I like Fursonas name and his posting style. :/
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"No it was just some baby goats running around being adorable." -BLAKUboy
"Damn I liked that guy" -Goats
TopicIndiana Cop Fired After Stopping Black Patrons For Looking 'Suspicious'
Shablagoo
11/19/19 9:29:05 AM
#12
gator, a good video of a cop managing to not violently beat a man during a routine traffic stop doesnt absolve them of stuff like this.
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"No it was just some baby goats running around being adorable." -BLAKUboy
"Damn I liked that guy" -Goats
TopicHypothetical : Batgirl asks you to pretend to be Batman for a hostage exchange
Shablagoo
11/19/19 9:27:16 AM
#14
UnfairRepresent posted...
ssj3vegeta_ posted...
Only if she's ready to fuck right den

Shes ready to save Dick


niiiice
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"No it was just some baby goats running around being adorable." -BLAKUboy
"Damn I liked that guy" -Goats
Topichow long would you last in Death Stranding in real life?
Shablagoo
11/19/19 8:21:01 AM
#2
Damn I wanted to be in place of the baby, with Norman Reedus protecting me.
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"No it was just some baby goats running around being adorable." -BLAKUboy
"Damn I liked that guy" -Goats
TopicWarned/Suspended General CXLV: Much Wailing over Warnings
Shablagoo
11/19/19 8:18:29 AM
#125
https://imgur.com/DJEhTmE
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"No it was just some baby goats running around being adorable." -BLAKUboy
"Damn I liked that guy" -Goats
TopicIndiana Cop Fired After Stopping Black Patrons For Looking 'Suspicious'
Shablagoo
11/19/19 8:03:33 AM
#5
Good news, saw this video a couple days ago.
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"Bond, you can't just blame everything bad in the world on the government" -wiiking96
"why cant I?" -Bond_543
TopicWhen did you realize and accept you were Bi?
Shablagoo
11/19/19 7:54:33 AM
#2
It was the first time I saw a Scotty_Rogers topic
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"Bond, you can't just blame everything bad in the world on the government" -wiiking96
"why cant I?" -Bond_543
TopicAlright, fam. It's time I leave for the time being.
Shablagoo
11/19/19 7:52:58 AM
#103
Mberer posted...
No! Shablagoo is in purgatory! Ill wait for you brother




Mberer posted...
Tony_Biggie_Pun posted...
[LFAQs-redacted-quote]



Why is he in purgatory?


Idk, I think it was a joke topic about goats.


This is accurate. I posted a cute video of baby goats playing and because there is apparently a user here with goat in their name, the mod mistook it as trolling or something I guess.
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"Bond, you can't just blame everything bad in the world on the government" -wiiking96
"why cant I?" -Bond_543
Topic#LockCateUp
Shablagoo
11/19/19 7:35:38 AM
#9
CanuckCowboy posted...
#walterstillhasntmurderdogeandwantstobebuds



A Doge-Walter alliance is the one thing that may be able to heal the fractured political landscape of CE.
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"Bond, you can't just blame everything bad in the world on the government" -wiiking96
"why cant I?" -Bond_543
TopicThe moderation dispute system is garbage
Shablagoo
11/19/19 7:33:41 AM
#284
spikethedevil posted...
TBF the mods coming in here just to troll and wind him are just as bad and kind of prove his point about power abuse.


https://imgur.com/QdM9BeK
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"Bond, you can't just blame everything bad in the world on the government" -wiiking96
"why cant I?" -Bond_543
TopicThe second episode of Rick and morty has an interesting idea on how things
Shablagoo
11/10/19 9:25:37 AM
#9
boxington posted...
but wasn't the dog fixed in that episode

helped prompt the doge uprising
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"Bond, you can't just blame everything bad in the world on the government" -wiiking96
"why cant I?" -Bond_543
TopicI fear for my wife's life and I don't know what to do
Shablagoo
11/10/19 9:23:30 AM
#131
KeepAnEyeOut posted...
If you know where to look, just take a gander at this guy's other topics and you'll know he's full of shit.

lol of course his activity feed is set to private
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"Bond, you can't just blame everything bad in the world on the government" -wiiking96
"why cant I?" -Bond_543
TopicMan arrested for eating a chicken sandwich
Shablagoo
11/10/19 9:22:41 AM
#15
monkeysRfunny posted...
Shablagoo posted...
To a normal person, respect is simply being treated with the same basic dignity and decency that youd want to be treated with.

To a cop, respect is submit immediately and completely to my authority so when the evil bad sandwich eater didnt immediately strip naked, bend over, and spread his cheeks as soon as the cop laid eyes on him, that was the ultimate breach.

Is there a full video of this? Did the cop just go up and grab his bag? Or did he tell him that its against the rules to eat or drink there first? Because its leaving a lot to the imagination. Since you know, this guy isnt showing much respect either, so it helps to know if thats in response to the cop being a dick first, or if he was just disrespectful to the rules.

Case in point.
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"Bond, you can't just blame everything bad in the world on the government" -wiiking96
"why cant I?" -Bond_543
TopicGood day fellow Millennials! Which businesses are you planning on killing today?
Shablagoo
11/10/19 9:19:42 AM
#8
Given that Ill be alive for a thousand years, my plan is to just wait them out. All but a few should be gone by then and then itll be like shooting fish in a barrel.
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"Bond, you can't just blame everything bad in the world on the government" -wiiking96
"why cant I?" -Bond_543
TopicGay teenager slaps bully who calls him the f bomb with the power of Harvey Milk
Shablagoo
11/10/19 9:18:00 AM
#203
ThyCorndog posted...
wormwyrmwyvern posted...
SH_expert44 is one of the most anti-LGBTQ+ people on CE. He's also a racist. He's siding with the bully because he knows he'd get his ass kicked if he tried his dogwhistle bs irl.
of course. no one is gonna defend the snot nosed homophobic pussy in the video except someone who can relate to him

Link43130 posted...
Kami_no_Kami posted...
For the record, it still felt good to see that kid get slapped, but that doesnt make it right. Do you think that kid will feel any more positive about homosexuals due to this experience?
damn, you're right. the gay kid should have definitely asked the other kid what he wanted, offered to make him lunch or maybe buy him a drink so they could bond over their shared adolescent experiences together after school. THAT way once the gay kid had bent over backwards to appease the other kid the other kid would feel better about homosexuals.

Kami_no_Kami posted...
Do you think that if gay people acted violently towards those who dont accept them it would improve their station?
pride literally started as a riot, so uh... yeah? duh?

lmao rekt
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"Bond, you can't just blame everything bad in the world on the government" -wiiking96
"why cant I?" -Bond_543
TopicMan arrested for eating a chicken sandwich
Shablagoo
11/10/19 9:07:25 AM
#12
NeoShadowhen posted...
I wonder what was in the bag.

An entire kilo of sandwiches. This hero cop just brought down a capo in one of the biggest cartels in Cali.
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"Bond, you can't just blame everything bad in the world on the government" -wiiking96
"why cant I?" -Bond_543
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