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TopicFarting during sex.
Scotty_Rogers
09/15/19 7:53:38 AM
#1
Thoughts
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Sincerely yours, The Famalam.
TopicI had sex last night. Wasn't even worth it. This bitch was gross
Scotty_Rogers
09/15/19 6:52:43 AM
#2
And you still hit it.
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Sincerely yours, The Famalam.
TopicScenario: Your two best guy friends come to ya home and they wanna bang you.
Scotty_Rogers
09/15/19 2:31:35 AM
#2
In b4 dem
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Sincerely yours, The Famalam.
TopicMichael Jackson, OJ and R Kelly all did it.
Scotty_Rogers
09/15/19 2:25:13 AM
#7
Dave Chappelle sucks smh
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TopicMichael Jackson, OJ and R Kelly all did it.
Scotty_Rogers
09/15/19 2:22:42 AM
#3
Accuser correctly described his penis
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TopicI don't like Avatar The Last Airbender.
Scotty_Rogers
09/15/19 2:21:50 AM
#18
Bad_Mojo posted...
Remember that TC made a topic talking about how happy they were that their cat died


Not surprised, considering it's Kitt.
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TopicMichael Jackson, OJ and R Kelly all did it.
Scotty_Rogers
09/15/19 2:17:53 AM
#1
OJ and Kelly is obvious

MJ? Fam the evidence too strong
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Sincerely yours, The Famalam.
TopicIf you're a fat motherfucker then typing may help with weight loss
Scotty_Rogers
09/15/19 2:06:15 AM
#1
Gatorade
Keyboard
Type really fast
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Sincerely yours, The Famalam.
TopicAre the Earth Wind and Fire guys dehydrated
Scotty_Rogers
09/15/19 1:40:48 AM
#1
They didnt mention water so
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Sincerely yours, The Famalam.
TopicAvatar ripped off Captain Planet
Scotty_Rogers
09/15/19 1:37:58 AM
#1
Captain Planet used all da elements first
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Sincerely yours, The Famalam.
TopicI don't like Avatar The Last Airbender.
Scotty_Rogers
09/15/19 12:31:52 AM
#7
Poor man Naruto
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Sincerely yours, The Famalam.
TopicFam First.
Scotty_Rogers
09/14/19 11:39:15 PM
#1
#FamalamFirst
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Sincerely yours, The Famalam.
Topicy r u scared of talking to GIRLS?
Scotty_Rogers
09/14/19 10:16:27 PM
#21
I get somewhat anxious when I talk to people in general, because of my stutter.
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Sincerely yours, The Famalam.
TopicTempted to spend $15 on this hentai. I only have $108
Scotty_Rogers
09/14/19 8:58:04 AM
#1
That money could be spent on something more meaningful. I cant do this

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Sincerely yours, The Famalam.
TopicFrieza gave Vegeta the worse beat down, but Cell delivered the most savage line:
Scotty_Rogers
09/14/19 7:04:18 AM
#19
TC literally linked to Team Four Star bullshit, as if Abridged is the official DBZ.

Close this flopic.

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Sincerely yours, The Famalam.
TopicScenario: Your two best guy friends come to ya home and they wanna bang you.
Scotty_Rogers
09/14/19 7:01:55 AM
#1
They're both in love with you. They will now fight each other for a piece of you.

"I love him man I always have" says one
"I love him MORE you son of a bitch!" says the other

Their dukes are up. What chu do

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Sincerely yours, The Famalam.
TopicWhat's your favorite Anime CE?
Scotty_Rogers
09/14/19 4:34:32 AM
#25
None.

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Sincerely yours, The Famalam.
TopicI don't care about sports.
Scotty_Rogers
09/14/19 4:29:38 AM
#5
Smallville posted...
vid games?


I don't play them anymore.

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Sincerely yours, The Famalam.
TopicI don't care about sports.
Scotty_Rogers
09/14/19 4:28:56 AM
#3
Basketball
Football
Baseball
Soccer

Never cared for them, and those are the big ones. I enjoyed playing tennis as a high schooler, but I've never cared for the big professional games.

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Sincerely yours, The Famalam.
TopicI don't care about sports.
Scotty_Rogers
09/14/19 4:25:15 AM
#1
They've always been boring to me.

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Sincerely yours, The Famalam.
TopicTell me your fetishes. I will tell you if they're acceptable and if you need hel
Scotty_Rogers
09/14/19 4:21:54 AM
#43
LumaRosalina posted...
Heartbeat


K

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Sincerely yours, The Famalam.
TopicTell me your fetishes. I will tell you if they're acceptable and if you need hel
Scotty_Rogers
09/14/19 4:13:32 AM
#41
bknight posted...
I like stimulating my anus, but no homo.


K

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Sincerely yours, The Famalam.
TopicFree SSJ2GrimReaper
Scotty_Rogers
09/14/19 4:07:28 AM
#19
#FreeMyFam

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Sincerely yours, The Famalam.
TopicTell me your fetishes. I will tell you if they're acceptable and if you need hel
Scotty_Rogers
09/14/19 3:19:52 AM
#39
JimCarrysToe posted...
Oh 3 tittied aliens are ok but not dragons? Stfu


Lol i didnt see the alien part

Maybe theyre very human looking aliens tho

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Sincerely yours, The Famalam.
TopicNice head. I think I'll take it.
Scotty_Rogers
09/14/19 2:42:46 AM
#2
Fam!

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Sincerely yours, The Famalam.
TopicTell me your fetishes. I will tell you if they're acceptable and if you need hel
Scotty_Rogers
09/14/19 1:55:41 AM
#37
bladegash posted...
i fantasize about a clan of bombshell alien chicks with 3 titties abducting me and forcing me into sexual rituals against my will for years to harvest my seed as it gives them the nutrients they need to survive, while my wife watches chained in a corner and tells me how i am an unfaithful pervert even though this is all against my will


K

Evening_Dragon posted...
I gave my ex proctitis with my tongue alone.


Wat

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Sincerely yours, The Famalam.
TopicTell me your fetishes. I will tell you if they're acceptable and if you need hel
Scotty_Rogers
09/13/19 8:02:53 PM
#32
TeaMilk posted...
Cute fat guys, feeding cute fat guys, rubbing cute fat guys' tummies


K

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Sincerely yours, The Famalam.
TopicTell me your fetishes. I will tell you if they're acceptable and if you need hel
Scotty_Rogers
09/13/19 7:55:50 PM
#30
@Shinnokxz is that you DarthBallsBONG

>sees reg date

Lol nvm

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Sincerely yours, The Famalam.
TopicTell me your fetishes. I will tell you if they're acceptable and if you need hel
Scotty_Rogers
09/13/19 7:48:02 PM
#28
lol nah fam

Maybe just look at humanoid characters with dragon like qualities (fangs, wings, magic powers, etc)? XD

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Sincerely yours, The Famalam.
TopicTell me your fetishes. I will tell you if they're acceptable and if you need hel
Scotty_Rogers
09/13/19 7:36:46 PM
#26
JimCarrysToe posted...
Verry pretty male angels and male dragons.

I like dragons because they're not human or human like, except in intelligence. They're big and beautiful and have shiny colorful scales also when I try to picture big savage humans with scales theyre just really gross and ugly.


Just think about banging ... a spirit. A non human spirit that is really intelligent. Like some energy thingy. Think about fucking Goku's Spirit Bomb and the Spirit Bomb has intelligence despite being a ball of energy.

C mon dawg, dont think about dragons.

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Sincerely yours, The Famalam.
TopicTell me your fetishes. I will tell you if they're acceptable and if you need hel
Scotty_Rogers
09/13/19 7:33:41 PM
#24
MabusIncarnate posted...
I like to get to work, and shove a pen up my anus. I let it sit up there for an hour. Then I put it back in the container at the register and get turned on all day wondering if customers are writing with the pen that was in my butt for an hour. Its the not knowing that arouses me.


I can understand why, like, wearing sex toys to work may been arousing, but leaving pens you stick up your ass at work for other people to use is unacceptable. Shame on you.

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Sincerely yours, The Famalam.
TopicTell me your fetishes. I will tell you if they're acceptable and if you need hel
Scotty_Rogers
09/13/19 7:29:37 PM
#21
FortuneCookie posted...
Real bestiality is a no-go, but the humanoid expressions and intelligence make them attractive to me.


Lol come on dawg, just look at humans. Or cartoon humans. Or humans/human characters who have similar personalities to these intelligent humanlike animals you speak of

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Sincerely yours, The Famalam.
TopicTell me your fetishes. I will tell you if they're acceptable and if you need hel
Scotty_Rogers
09/13/19 7:28:09 PM
#20
WilliamPorygon posted...
dolphins


Stop it get some help

Maybe just think about banging some Queen of Atlantis?

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Sincerely yours, The Famalam.
TopicTell me your fetishes. I will tell you if they're acceptable and if you need hel
Scotty_Rogers
09/13/19 7:26:22 PM
#18
Crono99 posted...
I want a hot archaeologist to dig up my bones 5000 years from now and clean my tibia with a brush in her lab


Lol why it gotta be your bones. Maybe you're just turned on by hot chicks discovering you when you're gone and thinking, "Oooo he was so hot in his time!" But why you gotta be dead? Just think of yourself in suspended animation for many years. Some hot scientists discover you and wake you up. They decide to fuck you and you have a grand slam banging orgy with them.

PatrickMahomes posted...
Facesitting/smothering


Ryuko_Chan posted...
being breastfed by my gf


Shinnokxz posted...
prostate orgasms and general ass play with the gf. don't matter what u say still gonna do it ( )


K

Pepys Monster posted...
I want a beautiful, younger girl to call me Daddy. And I want to put a collar on her, and marry her.


Daddy? Nah, too creepy. Just have her call you King or Master.

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Sincerely yours, The Famalam.
TopicTell me your fetishes. I will tell you if they're acceptable and if you need hel
Scotty_Rogers
09/13/19 7:20:53 PM
#16
MarthGoomba posted...
Glasses


[LFAQs-redacted-quote]



K

Kazi1212 posted...
Incest my good man, thoughts of incest is what my minds plagued with.


Nah fam, get some help. It's sadly a common fetish, but it's still bad. That said, perhaps you're mainly turned on by the taboo of it. You're turned on by the thought of banging people you shouldn't be banging. It could be a combo of factors. Think:

1. You have a close bond with someone.
2. You've known this person for a long time.
3. You live with this person.
4. This person is protective over you.
5. And for whatever reason, society says that you shouldn't be banging them.

OK then. Think about being a foreign exchange student who fucks his host woman behind her husband's back. Y'all became close over the years and shit, and she cares a great deal for ya. That blossomed into sexual tension, and y'all got the urge to just smash. Or it could be the host woman's daughter who you became close with and you wanna bang her. Or some dude who bangs his life coach who he lives with; the life coach is protective of you and is supposed to be helping you, not fucking you, but y'all are doing it anyway. Or you're the life coach who's banging his client. Y'all became close, real close over the years, you're protective of her and you shouldn't be fucking her. You should just help her get her life together ... but y'all wanna fuck. Or some tutor you've had for many years and she's come to want you and y'all bang whenever she comes to visit. Or some guidance counselor you've become close with.

You feel me? There's no reason for incest. You can feel the understandable, less creepy aspects of it in more acceptable situations.

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Sincerely yours, The Famalam.
TopicTell me your fetishes. I will tell you if they're acceptable and if you need hel
Scotty_Rogers
09/13/19 6:34:04 PM
#6
BlockAddition posted...
dvda


Wat

JimCarrysToe posted...
Angels getting fucked mid air by dragons.


What sort of angels? Do you have a preference as to their sex/gender? As for the dragon sex part, lol thats pretty disturbing. Why do you want to see dragons get action? Perhaps you just enjoy seeing savage beings bang? So just look at savage humans. They can breathe fire and have fangs if you want them to be more dragon like.

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Sincerely yours, The Famalam.
TopicTell me your fetishes. I will tell you if they're acceptable and if you need hel
Scotty_Rogers
09/13/19 6:30:38 PM
#5
Duncanwii posted...
I have a fetish for my gf.


What sort of fetish? Or is it just her in general? It's fine to be into her in general, but if you're just in awe of her as a result of lacking experience with women in general, then you may want put her lower on the pedestal and think more deeply about life.

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Sincerely yours, The Famalam.
TopicTell me your fetishes. I will tell you if they're acceptable and if you need hel
Scotty_Rogers
09/13/19 6:27:58 PM
#1
*help

Let's hear it.

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Sincerely yours, The Famalam.
TopicAll manlets should strive to be like Himura Kenshin
Scotty_Rogers
09/13/19 12:03:01 AM
#3
Yeah hes pretty scrawny

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Sincerely yours, The Famalam.
TopicAll manlets should strive to be like Himura Kenshin
Scotty_Rogers
09/13/19 12:00:10 AM
#1
TopicI have $128 in my bank account!
Scotty_Rogers
09/12/19 9:47:13 PM
#3
That's $20 gone. alright thats enough

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Sincerely yours, The Famalam.
TopicThis is how IRL
Scotty_Rogers
09/12/19 8:07:16 AM
#1
https://imgur.com/UPals

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Sincerely yours, The Famalam.
TopicFirst video game that comes to mind when you see the word 'Dragon'?
Scotty_Rogers
09/12/19 5:02:25 AM
#10
Dragon Ball Fighterz

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Sincerely yours, The Famalam.
TopicI feel like I've lost interest in sex and romance.
Scotty_Rogers
09/12/19 4:05:00 AM
#3
It doesn't consume my thoughts; I'm just not as interested. Could be a result of depression from when I was younger, but it's more because I'm turned off by how society covets sex and romance. I don't want to feel as if I need to do these things to have worth.

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Sincerely yours, The Famalam.
TopicI feel like I've lost interest in sex and romance.
Scotty_Rogers
09/12/19 3:18:36 AM
#1
Even as I'm getting my life together, I'm content with just looking at hentai. I'm not interested in feeling a sexual or romantic connection with another person. Maybe I just feel residual depression from high school or some shit. I'd feel like if I made an effort to get a girlfriend or sex, I'd be trying to make up for lost time. Like I'm trying to compensate for the life I wish I had when I was in high school.

But it's not even just that. I'm just turned off by how society puts sex and dating on a pedestal. I just want to make a name for myself without feeling like I yearn for those things.

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Sincerely yours, The Famalam.
TopicI think my body is broken. Please advise
Scotty_Rogers
09/11/19 10:55:56 PM
#4
I told you not to go past the two fold Kaioken.

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Sincerely yours, The Famalam.
TopicMan trains dog to collect sandwich ingredients
Scotty_Rogers
09/11/19 10:18:12 PM
#6
RIP Man Trains trained up to 97 dogs

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Sincerely yours, The Famalam.
TopicScenario: your 21 yo son is banging your new wife
Scotty_Rogers
09/11/19 10:14:20 PM
#1
He considers you a bad dad and has resolved to fucking your new wife you just married

No not his mother -_- what chu do

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Sincerely yours, The Famalam.
TopicPorn is unhealthy to the mind
Scotty_Rogers
09/11/19 10:10:20 PM
#1
Stop it.

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Sincerely yours, The Famalam.
TopicYou have to erase one from existence: Toonami or Adult Swim?
Scotty_Rogers
09/11/19 10:03:16 PM
#23
Toonami so no Naruto shit

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Sincerely yours, The Famalam.
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