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TopicMagic wand > flesh light > hand
Holy_Pumpkin
10/24/19 11:23:00 AM
#1
bro... if you haven't used a hitachi magic wand on your staff YOU'RE MISSING OUT.

it's how i imagine what it feels like to be orgasming as a girl. it's like 100x than just using your hand
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hurting your friends will make you sadder..."
TopicH3H3 just posted a picture of his kid's ass
Holy_Pumpkin
10/24/19 10:01:05 AM
#31
i see your point but it's not that big a deal
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hurting your friends will make you sadder..."
Topicbrowser question
Holy_Pumpkin
10/23/19 2:51:56 PM
#5
Deku_Link posted...
I use firefox too, but I noticed a few days ago that adblock plus stopped working for no reason even though I've had it for a long time.

But then I switched over to ublock origins since I've seen people talking about it here a few times. And it works much better than adblock plus.

no shit? will check it out
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"romance or action does not matter,
hurting your friends will make you sadder..."
TopicImagine actually being circumsized...
Holy_Pumpkin
10/23/19 2:50:52 PM
#20
why you gotta be so mean about it I NEVER ASKED THEM TO DO IT TO ME OKAY???? OKAY?!!
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hurting your friends will make you sadder..."
TopicI can't believe my mom keeps getting ham and cheese hot pockets!!!!
Holy_Pumpkin
10/23/19 2:42:54 PM
#9
R1masher posted...
I liked the meatball parm ones like 10 years ago... I could go back


dude fuck yes.

Guide posted...
I'm glad my mom never got hot pockets. No nostalgia to tie to such nonfood.


yeah you aint missing out on much.

>be home alone
>pop a hot pocket and some microwavable fries in the microwave
>capri sun
>chips

it sounds comfy but then i remember i was also fat, felt like shit, and didn't realize at the time how much better things could be
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"romance or action does not matter,
hurting your friends will make you sadder..."
TopicSo I smashed my big toe with a brick
Holy_Pumpkin
10/23/19 2:39:44 PM
#8
fuck man i hate that shit. i wish you a speedy recovery.

one time i was walking in a dimly lit kitchen at night and didn't realize there was water on the floor from a leaking ceiling. slipped on the water puddle and my foot got jammed underneath the kitchen oven. hurt like a bitch, blood everywhere, and big toe nail fell off. had to call off work for a couple days and couldn't walk on the foot without throbbing pain. everything healed up and looks good as new, but i wish i did a time lapse of the nail growth. shit is cool
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"romance or action does not matter,
hurting your friends will make you sadder..."
Topicbrowser question
Holy_Pumpkin
10/23/19 2:31:31 PM
#2
so long gay browser!

i like firefox. just get the ad block plus extension and you're good to go. if you want even more security because you go to seedy sites get the noscript extension.
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"romance or action does not matter,
hurting your friends will make you sadder..."
TopicWhat's CE playing ???
Holy_Pumpkin
10/23/19 10:55:07 AM
#47
Super Smash Bros Ultimate
Doraemon: Story of Seasons

once I can use my PC again I'll be on Battlefield V, Star Wars Battlefront, and Rainbow Six Siege.

once I can use my PS4 again I'll be aiming to finish Resident Evil 7 Biohazard
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"romance or action does not matter,
hurting your friends will make you sadder..."
Topicnext spring, ya boi (me) is going to be a father
Holy_Pumpkin
10/23/19 10:24:25 AM
#18
i'm sorry

sike naw lol congrats dude
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hurting your friends will make you sadder..."
TopicWhat's the best bread for grilled cheese?
Holy_Pumpkin
10/23/19 10:23:46 AM
#17
sourdough fried with olive oil and a tab of butter
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"romance or action does not matter,
hurting your friends will make you sadder..."
TopicRaccoons are so adorable.
Holy_Pumpkin
10/23/19 10:22:51 AM
#9
shnangyboos posted...


lmfao
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"romance or action does not matter,
hurting your friends will make you sadder..."
TopicJoe Rogan Experience # 1368 - Edward Snowden
Holy_Pumpkin
10/23/19 7:53:50 AM
#3
Will be listening during my commuting
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"romance or action does not matter,
hurting your friends will make you sadder..."
TopicMan holding D.Va doll.
Holy_Pumpkin
10/22/19 6:47:09 PM
#2
lol
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"romance or action does not matter,
hurting your friends will make you sadder..."
TopicMarijuana is highly addictive and currently has no medical use
Holy_Pumpkin
10/21/19 11:06:41 AM
#37
Tyranthraxus posted...
Holy_Pumpkin posted...
Are you going to ignore the rest of my post? lol

I did it because I could afford the luxury and it was a fun activity. Are you going to ridicule a gamer for playing a video game for 30 min every day and be in favor of classifying them as schedule 1 drugs?


It is proven addictive with proven withdrawal symptom.

The biggest difference between thc and other kinds of addictions is that thc withdrawal often takes weeks / months to kick in. If you smoke weed and cigarettes at the same time and try to quit both at the same time you'll notice your nicotine withdrawal much earlier than marijuana withdrawal.

Any nonsense anecdotes you post are just that.


I haven't done my research so I'll give you benefit of the doubt. Feel free to dismiss my experience as an avid user. But let's get to the root of the discussion and the reason of bringing up my points, because I don't care to argue for the sake of arguing.

Do you think the withdrawal symptoms are worse than the withdrawal symptoms of someone addicted to alcohol? Do you think marijuana should be classified as a Schedule I drug? Do you think it should be regulated and legal similarly to how nicotine and alcohol is?
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"romance or action does not matter,
hurting your friends will make you sadder..."
TopicMarijuana is highly addictive and currently has no medical use
Holy_Pumpkin
10/21/19 10:39:19 AM
#25
Philoktetes posted...
Holy_Pumpkin posted...
lmao it's not addictive. I vaped it every single day with intent to get high for an entire year


::thinking::


Are you going to ignore the rest of my post? lol

I did it because I could afford the luxury and it was a fun activity. Are you going to ridicule a gamer for playing a video game for 30 min every day and be in favor of classifying them as schedule 1 drugs?
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"romance or action does not matter,
hurting your friends will make you sadder..."
TopicMarijuana is highly addictive and currently has no medical use
Holy_Pumpkin
10/21/19 10:35:12 AM
#21
lmao it's not addictive. I vaped it every single day with intent to get high for an entire year and quit cold turkey when my gf decided to get clean for a new job. Still clean to save up money and haven't used in 4 months. No adverse affects at all and no difficulty other than what you'd expect from quitting a recreational activity you like to do to relax after work. I've had worse hangs up after having to quit playing video games for a while.

Not saying you cannot get addicted to weed, but weed in of itself is not addictive. A faithful and responsible coffee drinker would have a harder time quitting their drug than a faithful and responsible weed smoker.
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"romance or action does not matter,
hurting your friends will make you sadder..."
TopicJoker has apparently passed Justice Leagues box office total
Holy_Pumpkin
10/21/19 8:53:07 AM
#22
Best DC movie ever period
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"romance or action does not matter,
hurting your friends will make you sadder..."
Topic28 y/o gave BIRTH to an 11 yo's BABY gets 20 YEARS..and they SHOWED UP IN COURT!
Holy_Pumpkin
10/20/19 8:39:44 AM
#27
lmfao what the fuck this topic went places (-_-)
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"romance or action does not matter,
hurting your friends will make you sadder..."
TopicOregon HS coach disarms student who had a gun; then hugs him...
Holy_Pumpkin
10/20/19 8:10:07 AM
#33
great story and that coach really is a hero. the way he treated the situation and showed the kid some compassion is probably a positive life changing event for the kid.
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"romance or action does not matter,
hurting your friends will make you sadder..."
TopicWould you allow your wife to do dis to you in front of everyone
Holy_Pumpkin
10/20/19 8:06:14 AM
#35
lmao fuck. that seems too raw to me, like, i'm crying for my mans who just got played
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"romance or action does not matter,
hurting your friends will make you sadder..."
TopicI edited this pic I took
Holy_Pumpkin
10/20/19 8:03:36 AM
#7
nice
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hurting your friends will make you sadder..."
Topicsome pieces of shit burnt down the playground at the park by my house
Holy_Pumpkin
10/20/19 7:58:50 AM
#7
Number090684 posted...
Time for your vigilante justice arc to begin TC. Buy a shotgun, start lurking and clean up your neighborhood one slug at a time.


aww yeah baby
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hurting your friends will make you sadder..."
TopicCE I have a secret to tell you
Holy_Pumpkin
10/17/19 6:36:23 PM
#7
UH HELLO? ARE YOU EVEN LISTENING TO ME???? Look at me when I'm talking to you
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hurting your friends will make you sadder..."
TopicCE I have a secret to tell you
Holy_Pumpkin
10/17/19 4:20:01 PM
#1
it's a secret okay listen up... are you listening? lemme know when you're ready
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"romance or action does not matter,
hurting your friends will make you sadder..."
TopicWhat would you rate this girl?
Holy_Pumpkin
10/17/19 11:20:00 AM
#11
:/ out of 10
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"romance or action does not matter,
hurting your friends will make you sadder..."
TopicI gotta be honest I'm dating a big girl and it's pretty great tbqh
Holy_Pumpkin
10/17/19 11:17:32 AM
#22
too damn big for my taste but good for you TC
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"romance or action does not matter,
hurting your friends will make you sadder..."
TopicPSA - you DO NOT have an obligation to financially support your parents
Holy_Pumpkin
10/16/19 1:27:39 PM
#33
DBZFlGHTEH posted...
Kolibri X posted...
I mean, if you don't love your parents, sure.


I love mine but doesnt make their choice to have me and also be financially irresponsible now MY problem


One could argue that you taking care of them being seen as a problem in of itself illustrates your lack of love for your parents.

Not being able to live comfortably into your old age doesn't always equate to financial irresponsibility. We're social creatures that thrive from having access to varying networks that care about us in varying degrees. One's family should, ideally, be one of the most nurturing, sympathetic, and affectionate networks one has. I would personally expect the attitude you're displaying to be reflected from someone who did not grow up in a good house hold with nurturing parents. If they gave you what you needed to not only survive, but thrive, then honestly you're an asshole to want to have nothing to do with them in their last stage of their lives.

But you're totally correct. You're not lawfully required to take care of your parents at all. You don't even need to feel obligated to ever speak to them ever again if you truly don't want to. Whether or not you should is completely up to the individual and what they experienced.
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hurting your friends will make you sadder..."
TopicMy crush drank from my water bottle
Holy_Pumpkin
10/16/19 1:18:41 PM
#7
babynames.com
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hurting your friends will make you sadder..."
TopicWhy don't fat people just eat less and exercise?
Holy_Pumpkin
10/16/19 1:14:48 PM
#14
Even though eat less and exercise is the typical solution and is very easily said, the reason as to why fat people don't is many and complex.

Also:

AlephZero posted...
genetics

i could eat 500 calories a day and still gain weight


Why do people like you have to exist on the internet lol I'm convinced the majority of your posts are just shit posts or trolling.
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hurting your friends will make you sadder..."
TopicA*tism test
Holy_Pumpkin
10/16/19 1:13:18 PM
#121
11/50 cool
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hurting your friends will make you sadder..."
TopicI really don't know what thefuck to do, anyone got advice?
Holy_Pumpkin
10/16/19 10:19:35 AM
#27
I know you said you've already tried I can't stress how much routine exercise helps mental health. We are not meant to be sedentary animals. You may find that consistent exercise will better your overall mood, energy levels, and reduce internal chatter. Best of all, it's monetarily free, just go jogging outside for 30 minutes. I promise you it gets easier as you build momentum. If you run as little as 3x a week for a month, you'll not want to break your streak and keep it up.

Good luck on whatever you do to try to better yourself.
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"romance or action does not matter,
hurting your friends will make you sadder..."
TopicI literally have nothing to do at work, what should I do?
Holy_Pumpkin
10/15/19 4:24:25 PM
#7
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Put unplugged headphones on and play porn at top volume on your phone.


lmao
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"romance or action does not matter,
hurting your friends will make you sadder..."
Topicwhy are poor mostly black areas called the hood but not poor mostly white areas?
Holy_Pumpkin
10/14/19 4:12:18 PM
#38
furb posted...
Rural housing costs might be cheap, but please remember the hidden costs.

You need to drive 25 or 30 miles in many cases just to buy groceries. And you're only option is a dollar general. You may live an hour away from a doctor should you get sick or need a checkup. There's no mass transit or public service. The fire departments are volunteer and my be far away. Police coverage is spotty too. Due to low population, even service jobs can be at a premium given fast food, pharmacies, and gas stations are not on every corner.

As somebody who grew up in rural Appalachia, I've seen rural poverty. It might be in the hollows, creek bottoms, hills, trailers, and shanties, but it is just as isolating, soul crushing, and dehumanizing as urban poverty. Instead of public housing, it's 30 miles from a grocery store, up a creek valley, behind rusted out pickup trucks, and in a trailer covered in coal soot. Or its in a farmstead proudly built 4 generations ago, but now has peeling lead paint, rotting floorboards, on a farm reclaimed by nature.

Poverty is a scourge regardless of where it is happening. Rural and urban poverty are the same sickness with slightly different symptoms.



Well written. insightful and illustrative
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hurting your friends will make you sadder..."
TopicKaty Perry > Taylor Swift
Holy_Pumpkin
10/14/19 4:04:37 PM
#17
Swift looks like an alien.

I'll go for less pretty than but more boobier than Zooey Deschanel
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hurting your friends will make you sadder..."
TopicWill you spend TWO MONTHS SALARY on your fiance's engagement ring?
Holy_Pumpkin
10/14/19 4:01:32 PM
#25
I'd spend up to $2k on a quality custom piece (she'd probably get hella mad at me for spending that much), but I'd also spend as low as $500. I just want to get her something unique and high quality. She doesn't care of how much it will cost, and neither do I for whatever I get. Would rather spend the dosh on a nice vacation making memories and having lasting experiences.

I would never spend 2 months salary. When I imagine someone even shelling out $5k I start to wince and shake my head.
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"romance or action does not matter,
hurting your friends will make you sadder..."
TopicHow do I break a fast food addiction
Holy_Pumpkin
10/14/19 3:56:16 PM
#31
DevsBro posted...
Conflict posted...
It would take less time for you to put meat on a grill than it would for you to go to the store and order food

I dunno, cleaning can be a b.


If you let it pile up yeah, but if you wash everything as soon as you're using it you're fresh af.
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hurting your friends will make you sadder..."
TopicHow do I get my fiancee back?
Holy_Pumpkin
10/14/19 3:42:15 PM
#22
If you don't want to talk about it how are we supposed to give any real advice?
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"romance or action does not matter,
hurting your friends will make you sadder..."
TopicWho here excited for Animal Crossing: New Horizons?
Holy_Pumpkin
10/14/19 3:39:07 PM
#9
p-m posted...
Very excited but disappointed there's such a long wait for it


There's so many games in my back log I don't mind the wait.. but I do want it now lol
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hurting your friends will make you sadder..."
TopicHow do I break a fast food addiction
Holy_Pumpkin
10/14/19 3:33:16 PM
#29
TheAnthraxBunny posted...
TheAnthraxBunny posted...
Conflict posted...
It would take less time for you to put meat on a grill than it would for you to go to the store and order food

That's just not true. And this is coming from someone who loves cooking.

Okay, maybe if we're talking best case scenario. If you already happen to have premade patties and toppings ready to go in your fridge, you might be able to cook and assemble a burger in the amount of time it takes someone to run to a fast food joint and back. But people typically don't just happen to have these things available unless you prepare ahead of time. The people who are obsessed with fast food don't like to prepare, they just want their food available to them with minimal effort. The spontaneous, quickness and easiness ties into the fast food addiction as much as the food itself.


Yeah but if you go grocery shopping you should have your ingredients already in the fridge and if you already have an idea of what to make, it can be just as quick as fast food with minimal effort.

Here's a week of easy as fuck grocery shopping for the talentless cook that wants quick meals:

-buy bread: sandwich bread, hotdog buns, hamburger buns
-buy a pack of boneless skinless chicken thighs
-buy preformed patties of ground meat of your choice
-buy bratwursts or any other kind of hearty sausages
-buy one or two seasoning shakers of different flavors (ie: mccormick grill mates)
-let's assume you have condiments and sauces of your choice
-let's assume you have basic seasoning such as salt pepper
-let's assume you have basic cooking fats like butter OR olive oil OR canola oil, etc
-buy premixed spring salad/spinach or veggies of your choice. you can even buy frozen mixed veg

Pick your protein. If a sausage, slap it on the grill or pan with oil, brown it, and eat with hotdog buns. Eat with veggies.

If the chicken or patties, season however you like, throw it on the grill or pan with oil and cook through. Throw on bread. Eat with veggies.

If you buy a small rice cooker and a 3lb bag of rice you suddenly have a staple carb that can be used as a main carb in all your meals.

If you buy a baking sheet buy some premade biscuits or crescent rolls and throw em in the oven and suddenly you have variety in carbs.

You end up with such little dishes that these easy meals are brain dead easy and hard to fuck up and honestly take such little time to make. If you're too lazy to make one, have a frozen pizza in the freezer and limit yourself to one pizza dinner a week to buffer in between cooking. Make a lot of food so you have left overs to eat for lunch. And eat simple breakfasts like oatmeal, cereal, or eggs and toast.... make extra eggs when you do make eggs and pack with rice and cut up sausages for lunches.

it isn't until you're making more involved dishes that fast food should be considered a more appealing option but if you're lazy then there is easy ways for the lazy person to cook and for much cheaper than fast food.
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hurting your friends will make you sadder..."
TopicHow do I break a fast food addiction
Holy_Pumpkin
10/14/19 1:58:56 PM
#9
Do you know how to cook? The easiest way is just cutting it all out and limiting it to like once a week. Once you've successfully built momentum it gets easier trust me.

How much do you spend on food every two weeks? Figure that out and then spend the exact same amount of money on groceries and make your own breakfast, lunch, and dinner. Figure out how to live off those groceries for the full two weeks and only allow yourself to eat twice maximum. You may find you probably can survive off that food in two weeks with a lot of food left over that maybe can last a third week... your wallet/bank account will thank you, and fast food will taste 4x as tasty when you finally have it.
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hurting your friends will make you sadder..."
Topic$500,000, but for 2 years, all electronics in a 30 foot radius stop working
Holy_Pumpkin
10/14/19 1:24:43 PM
#12
i dont even think my car would work properly. not enough money for the headache this would cause
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hurting your friends will make you sadder..."
TopicTrump resort showed meme of the president executing reporters
Holy_Pumpkin
10/14/19 1:00:33 PM
#33
Original scene that edited vid is based on is a pretty damn good scene
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hurting your friends will make you sadder..."
TopicEw I found a wasp in my room
Holy_Pumpkin
10/14/19 9:12:00 AM
#8
Time to weapon up. Grab two paper towel rolls and unroll them so you can dual wield the cardboard rolls and engage.
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TopicPiOverlord's 2019 Best CEer Tournament Day 61
Holy_Pumpkin
10/13/19 10:14:38 PM
#12
PatrickMahomes posted...
MegaTech posted...
Simon is a good smash player

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hurting your friends will make you sadder..."
TopicWho here excited for Animal Crossing: New Horizons?
Holy_Pumpkin
10/13/19 9:23:27 AM
#7
Alucard188 posted...
There aren't any Harvest Moon games on Switch yet. It's important to paint a distinction here: current Harvest Moon games are Harvest Moon in name only. The games are developed by Marvelous in Japan, but were published in North America by Natsume under the name Harvest Moon. Due to publisher changes, the series now goes by Story of Seasons. Natsume owns the name Harvest Moon, and they still produce titles under it. Know that they are vastly inferior products.

Anyways, there are a couple of Story of Season games on 3DS: Story of Seasons, and Trio of Towns. The friends of Mineral Town remake is scheduled for release on Switch, but I don't know when.


I never knew that! Thanks for the explanation I'll need to remember that when browsing that title and remember Story of Seasons is what I need to be looking for. I appreciate ya.

nemu posted...
Yes and no. Never played the 3DS one, so I am excited to play one after a long time. I'm just not sure if the setting change is going to be appealing long term or not. Also, the crafting part seems like it could end up nightmarish if certain materials are super grindy. Bells could be pretty bad, but you could at least farm them in a multitude of ways.


Oh MAAAAN New Leaf was awesome and a dramatic big leap in features from Wild World/City Folk. If New Horizons is anywhere near as inventive as New Leaf was, I think you're in for a treat.
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"romance or action does not matter,
hurting your friends will make you sadder..."
TopicWho here excited for Animal Crossing: New Horizons?
Holy_Pumpkin
10/13/19 8:44:04 AM
#3


I actually have never played a HM game. :o Any suggestions for any Switch, 3DS, or Wii U HM games?
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hurting your friends will make you sadder..."
TopicI hate grocery shopping when you got a crap load to haul inside.
Holy_Pumpkin
10/13/19 8:35:15 AM
#4
CosmicShadows posted...
pegusus123456 posted...
Doesn't matter too much since you're only making one trip anyway.

'less yur sum kinda pussy


Psh i'm a beast. I carry 20 bags at one time.


oh yeah, tough guy? can you do it IN ONE HAND?
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TopicCE do you wear your seat belt?
Holy_Pumpkin
10/13/19 8:30:51 AM
#5
the only time i dont is the rare occasion im sitting ultra close (like squished rubbing elbows close) to someone who isn't wearing one in the back seat and they arent wearing one either.
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