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TopicNext big zombie movie "Alone" set in apartment complex
Chicken
12/26/19 1:04:12 AM
#13
lol the zombies keep making lion sounds

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TopicAlmost threw up on a CPR patient's face today >_>
Chicken
12/26/19 12:28:15 AM
#4
I mean, they wouldnt have been able to judge you.

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Topicso, the Jacob's Ladder remake is on Netflix...
Chicken
12/25/19 8:39:25 PM
#2
Is it an escalator in the remake?

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TopicKid Icarus Uprising needs a sequel
Chicken
12/25/19 6:39:07 PM
#7
Kid Icarus Downfall

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TopicGetting my first taste of VR
Chicken
12/25/19 6:00:39 PM
#3
RedWhiteBlue posted...
Minecraft. If you can get ahold of the vr mod before it was taken down, try that. The official vr version has no mod support.

Grab an elytra, some fireworks, and fly. You'll be thrilled.
Sounds like barftown

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TopicThis kid tore his pet rats' heads off
Chicken
12/25/19 5:42:39 PM
#16
Get a stronger rat

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TopicOh god my mother in law got me tighty whitey underwear
Chicken
12/25/19 1:31:23 PM
#3
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Did you model them for her?
Pls no one wants that

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TopicIs Home Alone 2 the laziest sequel?
Chicken
12/25/19 12:58:55 PM
#20
He wasnt even home this time. They shouldve just called it Alone.

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TopicOh god my mother in law got me tighty whitey underwear
Chicken
12/25/19 12:54:26 PM
#1
I was really running low on underwear though... and I really dont feel like getting my own right now...

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TopicAny CEmen well versed in their Stephen King?
Chicken
12/25/19 3:32:07 AM
#2
are you really doubting Morgan Freeman? Literally god himself?

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TopicPokemon GO General the Third: SwSh caused the second one to purge.
Chicken
12/25/19 3:05:03 AM
#273
I have a very special Mamoswine, because I named him Fuck Zapdos. You cant use swear words in names anymore so I dont ever mess with his name.

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TopicYou know what? Burger King is fucking trash
Chicken
12/25/19 3:00:56 AM
#13
That fish patty was probably cooked a month ago and has been sitting in the heating rack ever since because no one orders it.

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TopicImagine wasting a good chunk of your Christmas day going to church
Chicken
12/25/19 1:30:24 AM
#12
imagine being upset at spending an hour and a bit saving your immortal soul for another year

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TopicYou ever think about how there's a retired Pope out there?
Chicken
12/24/19 4:42:11 PM
#9
Didnt they force him to quit because he got addicted to twitter or some shit

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TopicI'm at the end of Half Blood Prince *spoilers*
Chicken
12/24/19 4:39:08 PM
#1
So Snape killed Dumbledore *classic meme btw* but Dumbledore now has a portrait in the headmasters office. Isnt that almost as good as him being alive? They could still consult him on stuff.

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Topic"Tell your folks, buy me, BONESTORM, OR GO TO HELL!!!"
Chicken
12/24/19 2:33:50 PM
#4
Booooooonestoooooooorrrrrrrrrm

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TopicThis fertility goddess was meant to be bred
Chicken
12/24/19 2:57:49 AM
#11
meant to be bread

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TopicFighting Gold best anime song
Chicken
12/24/19 12:45:02 AM
#14
ChrisTaka posted...
Traitor's Requiem


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TopicPETA once made a GTA clone.
Chicken
12/23/19 4:47:41 PM
#2
Well done

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TopicHelp me identify this huge chirping creature in my kitchen
Chicken
12/23/19 7:38:16 AM
#28
pokedude900 posted...
If it is a cricket, there's probably a nest somewhere. Get a pack of glue traps and put one down near the wall (though be careful about the placement if you have any pets). I had a bit of an infestation of crickets over the past couple months, and that more or less took care of them.
The weird thing is that its super cold and snowy outside. They would have had to trek through the snow to get into my window, and then hop to the kitchen.

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TopicLego are being sneaky fucks with the Knights of Ren.
Chicken
12/23/19 5:46:11 AM
#7
what about the knights of stimpy?

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TopicDo you know what the phrase Chicken Little means?
Chicken
12/23/19 5:15:40 AM
#5
hi

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TopicHelp me identify this huge chirping creature in my kitchen
Chicken
12/23/19 3:49:38 AM
#22
I think Ive trained him. I stood in the kitchen and sprayed every time he tried chirping. Hes quiet now. Maybe I can teach him fetch, roll over, or die in a fire next.

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TopicHelp me identify this huge chirping creature in my kitchen
Chicken
12/23/19 3:46:02 AM
#21
PrettyBoyFloyd posted...
Could be a spider cricket.

Use to see those a lot as a youngin.

Some got pretty big too.

ijfsitsutyoi yyc uuioydjtdktstkdyfugtsyfts


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TopicHelp me identify this huge chirping creature in my kitchen
Chicken
12/23/19 3:41:00 AM
#19
PrettyBoyFloyd posted...
Maybe it just doesn't want to be outside in the cold.
Maybe he should shut the fuck up then. Hes at it again.

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TopicWhy would Han and Leia have named their son Ben?
Chicken
12/23/19 3:39:55 AM
#34
TopicHelp me identify this huge chirping creature in my kitchen
Chicken
12/23/19 3:36:51 AM
#17
I squirted the fuck out of his hidey hole with soapy water but I didnt see him. Hes not chirping now though.

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TopicHelp me identify this huge chirping creature in my kitchen
Chicken
12/23/19 3:17:30 AM
#15
Ffffuck thats like a dark souls boss. My kitchen isnt big enough for dodge rolling.

aaaaand he just started chirping again.

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Topicstardew valley
Chicken
12/23/19 3:16:28 AM
#14
KLouD_KoNNeCteD posted...
Wonder what he'd do if you stole his Cloudsong.

lmao I thought the same thing as I was reading the OPs

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TopicBroke-ass singles: what does your grocery list look like?
Chicken
12/23/19 3:14:36 AM
#10
ProfessorKukui posted...
doktorskaya kolbasa
bread
butter
mayonnaise
Dont you mean mayonez?

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TopicHelp me identify this huge chirping creature in my kitchen
Chicken
12/23/19 3:12:42 AM
#13
I just heard a thud come from the kitchen. Fuck whyd I leave my kitchen in such a mess... fucker could jump out from anywhere

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TopicHelp me identify this huge chirping creature in my kitchen
Chicken
12/23/19 3:06:39 AM
#11
viewmaster_pi posted...
katydid

whatd she do?


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TopicHelp me identify this huge chirping creature in my kitchen
Chicken
12/23/19 3:00:22 AM
#6
Unspecified_NPC posted...
Probably a giant cricket
https://youtu.be/Lz-VZVq80bY

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TopicHelp me identify this huge chirping creature in my kitchen
Chicken
12/23/19 2:56:19 AM
#1
I started hearing it yesterday morning. At first I thought it was something wrong with my furnace. A broken part or something idk. I came home from work tonight to the same sound. Rapid chirping. But the more I listened to it the more it sounded like it was in my kitchen cupboards. So I open them up expecting something to pop out. Nothing. But the sound stops for a few moments when I slammed one of the cupboards, and then it resumed a few moments later.

I slam one of the cupboards a few more times, which is when I saw some huge fucking legs or antennae peek out from a gap in my ceiling. Like bigger than any kind of insect we get here where I live.

After that I recorded a video of the sound but idk where to upload it. Its nothing special, just the chirping and the sound of my horrendous mouthbreathing because Im really sick and needed all my willpower to keep from coughing. Im half tempted to use a squirt bottle to shoot whatever is in that gap but I also dont want to battle a fucking giant monster bug.

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TopicWhat do you get for Chinese food?
Chicken
12/22/19 4:52:34 PM
#19
Sweet & sour chicken balls
chicken fried rice
ginger beef
spring rolls

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TopicCATS movie getting DLC texture update after one weekend in theaters
Chicken
12/22/19 4:51:02 PM
#19
Too bad they didnt do this for Star Wars

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Topicwhy aren't detachable shower heads the norm?
Chicken
12/22/19 5:47:15 AM
#2
going full blast so the foreskin looks like a football is the best thing because it feels good and cleans out your smeg

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TopicStar Wars spoilers, why didn't they Darth Vader just shoot the Emperor
Chicken
12/22/19 5:14:39 AM
#9
Darmik posted...
If Darth Vader can choke the imperial officer over an intergalactic video intercom why doesn't he just sit in a surveillance room and choke any threats over long distances.
he's too busy choking is long distance gf

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TopicAnybody here excited for the new Lego Star Wars?
Chicken
12/22/19 3:26:10 AM
#8
I hope theres couch co-op. I bought the Harry Potter collection for something me and the kiddo to play. Its sort of fun but a little frustrating since you pretty much just run room to room trying magic spells until you figure out wtf it wants you to do. Some rooms take forever to figure out. Itd be nice to have more combat like Im sure this will have.

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TopicWhat are the strangest individual happenings you had involving your senses?
Chicken
12/21/19 11:36:31 PM
#3
One time I was with a lady, and air came out of me.

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TopicImagine imagining.
Chicken
12/21/19 11:11:34 PM
#6
Imagine dragons

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TopicJonTron does a vid on Surviving Edged Weapons
Chicken
12/21/19 5:09:57 PM
#4
The 10 minute mark is the best.

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TopicDid the Joker movie make you regret how you've treated Juggalos?
Chicken
12/21/19 5:06:56 PM
#13
Maybe if theyd stop clowning around

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TopicDog jumps through car window.
Chicken
12/21/19 5:24:55 AM
#6
hope the glasss okay. lot of broken dogs.

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TopicWhy do only humans become zombies because of the T-Virus?
Chicken
12/20/19 11:06:49 PM
#11
And the alligator

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TopicWhich animal frightens you the most?
Chicken
12/20/19 9:27:05 PM
#8
Hippos. Those fuckers could eat you like a grape.

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TopicVideo of a cockroach being forcefully pulled out of a cats nose
Chicken
12/19/19 11:44:13 PM
#5
That didnt look like a roach

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