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If you want to know how bad they can get, sit with me in a bathroom while I eat a lemon. I have a severe citrus intolerance. Under such conditions, my burps are worse that most people's farts.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

So what are Charlie's Angels, exactly? Are they a sanctioned Black Ops unit, are they civilian contractors, do they exist within the hierarchy of the American intelligence apparatus, are they attached to Interpol?
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

I guess you miss out on hearing about stuff like this when you live behind an adblocker.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Smokey Pork & Bourbon pie.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

The author's name is Sherlock, first name, No Shit.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

I really misread the title. I thought it meant that the money brought in, was only enough to pay off the cop's lunch debt.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

codey posted...

Do NEETs just end it when the people they leech off of die?

Some beg for money on reddit, youtube, or facebook.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

codey posted...

I kind of assume most NEETs are also incels so we mock them for that instead

With the right investment of skill points, you can do both.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Goats posted...

We can't have Knights of Ren in TLJ because it would make it too complicated but Micheal Bay can take 5 minutes to do this in his movies.

Ha! I forgot about those nerds. What ever became of them?
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Community Housing And Defense. Government cutbacks have forced several departments to merge.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

ToadallyAwesome posted...

Hey guys. Look at the phony. The big fat phony who said he was leaving.

Look at his made up stories!

C, final answer!
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

What are you freelancing?
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

It wasn't a trick, it was an illusion.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

M_Live posted...

Hes such a whiny bitch

A whiny PussyAssBitch.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Because they are publicly demanding people validate their mooching lifestyle.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Perhaps once Google can do rudimentary blood, urine, and stool analysis, it will be more trustworthy. I just realised the irony of what I said.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Guide posted...

hockeybub89 posted...

Guide posted...

008Zulu posted...

It's unproven.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/lolli-pox/

Yeah this was just crazy-sounding enough that I went to check too.

God, I hope this isn't true, just for the sake of the kids.

Unfortunately anti-vax psychos still exist regardless of this story.

Yeah no shit. This is why I didn't just write it off, even though it sounds ridiculous.

Perhaps anti-vaxers will check to see how long they will spend in prison for this kind of thing before they do it. Hint, it's 30 years. Minimum.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

treewojima posted...

better not call Putin out on his bullshit, or he'll drop a Cold War era 50MT bomb on your neighborhood

Or a thermos of polonium tea.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

It's funny what we take for granted sometimes.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Who, and what?
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

I have drowned, as dying goes it sucks, but it wasn't "bad"? I mean, it was terrifying, and it felt like my chest was being crushed, by it was a localised pain. Being burned or eaten, you have so many more pain receptors firing.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

The part near the end of the movie, where Black Panther and Killmonger were fighting near the train that disrupted their suits, it was shot from the waist up because their dongs kept being exposed.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

AlisLandale posted...

Which specific conservatives?

Alex Jones.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

au_gold posted...

008Zulu posted...

au_gold posted...

You might get kicked out if Optimus begins narrating your dirty thoughts.

I have a 7 meter tall robot as my wingman, ain't no one kicking me out.

Oh, he wont be there. He will just be narrating as a spectator like he does at the beginning of every Transformers movie.

Lame. I still take the money, but just a disembodied voice is lame.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

I don't think Bernie will make unfortunately.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

au_gold posted...

You might get kicked out if Optimus begins narrating your dirty thoughts.

I have a 7 meter tall robot as my wingman, ain't no one kicking me out.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

What advantages does this new system have over the current?
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Sephiroth C Ryu posted...

I notice that Australia is not usually cited as a place where the populace is incredibly polarized though.

We have our "fair share" of racism and xenophobia.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Bio1590 posted...

He can't really afford to though so

Trump doesn't think though.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Darmik posted...

It's not a big budget game.

It's priced like one, at least here in Australia.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

The earth is flat, and anti-vaxxers are right.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Solar_Crimson posted...

Nope.

In fact, America needs at least four.

Careful what you wish for. We have that many here in Australia (Labor, Liberals, Nationals, and Greens), and it is a total fluster cuck.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

No.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Bio1590 posted...

Well in the end, Trump was right.

Kentucky was too smart to reelect that fucking clownstick Trump nut hugger.

Watch as he throws that state under a bus.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

ThePusher posted...

Iggy has more meat

Cottage cheese is not meat.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Duncanwii posted...

I honestly dont know how girls with breasts that big live day to day lives. Imagine having 2 squishy watermelons strapped to your chest forever. I'd die after 3 minutes.

They're not that heavy. Light strength training on your back and shoulders will give you the strength for those shoulder boulders.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Money. Rules say no shape or form, have to assume that includes the commute to work.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

I would immediately spend the money at a strip club. Totally worth it just to hear him narrate a lap dance.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

I suspect that the bounty hunters tracking me are attempting the honey pot.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Funny thing is though, the popular vote, the one the people actually cast, means jack effin crap. It's the electoral college that decides. Yeah they usually go with the popular vote, but they don't have to, as was shown in the last election. It's them that Trump has to win over. All his lies, and broken promises probably hasn't instilled a lot of confidence.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

I am reminded of the scene from the movie Pacific Rim, where the Kaiju just barrels through the wall, and people are shouting out "What are we building this thing for!?" Except the Kaiju is some random dude, with a cheap-ass power tool.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

MC_BatCommander posted...

Probably not much, incels think they deserve attractive women while putting forth no effort of their own. Paying a prostitute would not fix their mental health issues.

If the incel is a neet, their mum's would be paying for the prostitute. Thus removing the variable of effort to find a woman.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

No_U_L7 posted...

008Zulu posted...

There is no professional accreditation associated with either of these.

yes there is, the school of hard knocks aka life

Strange that you would use a metaphor for physical abuse to describe your success.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

It's unproven.

https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/lolli-pox/
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Hello, I'm from 'Delinquent Accounts'. I'm calling to distract you while we repossess your baby.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Only if I get to watch, from the closet, while filming it.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

Didn't he work on the Joker movie, does he know what a hypocrite is?
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.

electricbugs2 posted...

008Zulu posted...

Dude...wtf?

It's obviously one end of the extreme. No I don't think something like that would happen, but Trump's supporters have been noted of making some very incredulous remarks concerning their perceived lack of patriotism in the American people.
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Time is a funny thing. There is always too much of it, except when you need it the most. Then there is never enough.