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TopicGoing to Austin, Texas tomorrow
clearaflagrantj
05/25/19 11:01:26 AM
#31
Touch posted...
Terry Black's was fucking legit and not bad a wait

At Rainy Street now

I love Terry Blacks

Remember though fam: TORCHY'S TACOS

Get the fried chicken taco and the sausage taco

So fucking good
TopicI finally beat RE7 after like a year (spoilers)
clearaflagrantj
05/24/19 10:15:55 PM
#1
I got halfway into the boat, got bored and quit, then finished it tonight.

The boat sucked

The salt mines sucked more

The ending sucked the most

Why is Resident Evil incapable of properly ending a game? Lmao.
TopicMan would you pay $2000 for an online matchmaker service...
clearaflagrantj
05/24/19 2:39:06 PM
#3
No I'm not single. Even if I was that's a waste of money.
TopicHow come there was no love scenes with Otacon/Sniper Wolf?
clearaflagrantj
05/24/19 11:30:48 AM
#5
Do you think love can bloom, even on a battlefield?
TopicGoing to Austin, Texas tomorrow
clearaflagrantj
05/23/19 5:49:58 PM
#25
Touch posted...

Fuck, Franklin's is on the itinerary my cousin made.

IIRC Franklin's is only open on weekdays for lunch

And when I tried going on a Friday they had workers come out and turn people away from the line because it would have been +3 hours long and they would be closed/out of food by then
TopicCoworkers are fighting over a swear, who's right?
clearaflagrantj
05/23/19 2:58:57 PM
#19
Bump
TopicGoing to Austin, Texas tomorrow
clearaflagrantj
05/23/19 2:23:32 PM
#10
Go to Torchy's Tacos.

It is incredible
TopicCoworkers are fighting over a swear, who's right?
clearaflagrantj
05/23/19 2:22:50 PM
#18
Okay see so all of my whining about my job isn't unfounded

The second in command at my job along with the head HR lady are both super religious and side with B. Hell the SIC and B go to the same church.

If people knew I was an atheist they'd try to get me fired for worshipping Satan or some shit.
TopicThe Satanic Temple is Now a Registered Tax-Exempt Church
clearaflagrantj
05/23/19 2:10:21 PM
#21
burritosatan posted...
Dark_Garioshi posted...
Phewfus posted...
Isn't the Satanic Church just a bunch of atheists?

They don't worship any deities, just practice a philosophy of selfishness?

Buddhists are atheists


Wow how selfish of them

Buddhists are anything but selfish, that's the point lmao
TopicCoworkers are fighting over a swear, who's right?
clearaflagrantj
05/23/19 2:09:04 PM
#14
Sexypwnstar posted...
Who the fuck puts two different questions like this and not specify which question you want the poll to be answered with

I guess I'm the asshole
TopicCoworkers are fighting over a swear, who's right?
clearaflagrantj
05/23/19 2:01:25 PM
#8
bobtuse posted...
Do you work in a church?

Nope, just the American South
TopicThe thought of eternal suffering in hell makes me wonder
clearaflagrantj
05/23/19 2:00:01 PM
#10
EbonTitanium posted...
The punishment is tailored to you.

That must mean I'm in Hell right now
TopicBill Burr provides commentary for a Bird Documentary.
clearaflagrantj
05/23/19 1:59:07 PM
#5
Kitt posted...
clearaflagrantj posted...
Tag

Bill Burr is the best comedian alive right now

Dave Chappelle is #1

The two of them are easily the greatest comedians we have right now by a large margin, but Dave is all around better, plus nothing will ever top Killing Them Softly
TopicCoworkers are fighting over a swear, who's right?
clearaflagrantj
05/23/19 1:58:13 PM
#1
Useless poll text field - Results (11 votes)
Coworker A
63.64% (7 votes)
7
Coworker B
36.36% (4 votes)
4
Coworker A hurt himself and muttered "God damn it" under his breath, someone heard it and complained to Coworker B, who then went to A and chewed him out saying "don't ever say that again, never take the lord's name in vain."

Is Coworker B an asshole?
TopicBill Burr provides commentary for a Bird Documentary.
clearaflagrantj
05/23/19 1:54:39 PM
#3
Tag

Bill Burr is the second best comedian alive right now
TopicMany different kinds of Terminators now!
clearaflagrantj
05/23/19 1:28:48 PM
#12
OJ Simpson was the original choice to play the Terminator for the first film but the creators thought he was too nice of a guy
TopicHellboy movie only earned $21 million
clearaflagrantj
05/23/19 1:27:51 PM
#2
EPlC AF!
TopicYour boss calls you to his office.
clearaflagrantj
05/23/19 12:40:37 PM
#21
I'd fully expect to be fired at this point.
TopicThe moment my boss stopped giving a fuck
clearaflagrantj
05/23/19 12:38:36 PM
#24
PatrickMahomes posted...
MelzezDoor posted...
clearaflagrantj posted...
I have no idea what's going on

A lot of things that IT people actually do while people normally accusing IT of doing nothing are accusing them of doing nothing

Okay what are you a sphinx I don't have time to solve your riddles, explain it to me like I'm a dumbass
TopicRemember Beyond Good & Evil 2?
clearaflagrantj
05/23/19 12:33:57 PM
#4
Remember Duke Nukem Forever
TopicAmazon is turning work into a video game
clearaflagrantj
05/23/19 12:33:44 PM
#28
BusyGettingLaid posted...
This doesn't seem extremely dehumanizing and manipulative to anyone else?

r/aboringdystopia
TopicAmazon is turning work into a video game
clearaflagrantj
05/23/19 11:23:42 AM
#22
I want them to turn work into an exercise bike that I can pedal on to receive merits
TopicThe moment my boss stopped giving a fuck
clearaflagrantj
05/23/19 11:22:01 AM
#18
I have no idea what's going on
TopicWhat if the rest of my life is like this
clearaflagrantj
05/23/19 10:07:09 AM
#12
JBaLLEN66 posted...
Is op the guy in the ***** office space job?

No, I'm the guy IN Office Space. There is no point in my work, I am constantly tormented, my life gets worse with each passing day.

https://imgur.com/VdW0b

TheGoldenEel posted...
TheGoldenEel posted...
TC are you on antidepressants yet

No I enjoy using my dick
TopicWhat if the rest of my life is like this
clearaflagrantj
05/23/19 9:20:30 AM
#1
I can't keep doing this forever
TopicIt's crazy how Arkham City is the best Batman game
clearaflagrantj
05/22/19 6:04:00 PM
#2
Origins was absolute trash lmao
TopicJust applied to 8 jobs that I am a perfect candidate for
clearaflagrantj
05/22/19 4:46:29 PM
#29
A hiring manager at a company actually called me up and said that my resume was a breath of fresh air, exactly what they were looking for in a pile full of duds. He is forwarding my information directly to the department lead I'd be working for. Usually some clueless headhunter contacts me at this point so I am surprised an actual employee called me up.

ArchiePeck posted...
TC what is your recent job history? Are you employed in full time work right now? If not, why did you leave your last position?

I am employed full time. I am looking to leave because it is a toxic environment and I do not belong. Also because I have been here for 3 years with zero room for growth so it's time for a diagonal promotion. I need to look out for myself.
TopicAre you pro-life or pro-choice? I'm neither. I'm pro-abortion.
clearaflagrantj
05/22/19 3:03:07 PM
#4
Is this maddox.xmission.com
TopicMicrosoft updates useful PC Gamebar for Windows 10 PC users will cry about
clearaflagrantj
05/22/19 3:02:49 PM
#10
Gamebar kills my framerate in some games, shit is useless
TopicJust applied to 8 jobs that I am a perfect candidate for
clearaflagrantj
05/22/19 2:21:54 PM
#18
LazLemon posted...
Are you perfect for it because you have an interest in it or are you perfect because you have valuable skills and experience that would let you succeed in that job?

I've interviewed a fair few people before who can't tell the different.

The latter, like my resume's experience is dead on exactly what they are looking for

darkbuster posted...
You never hear anything, despite the position repeatedly being re-posted over months & constant claims from people who work stating how much they need help, until you find out they've hired a burnout that does nothing but get high in the restroom when no one is around.

I interviewed for a massive company and they were completely fucking clueless about what they wanted. tl;dr they thought my experience in CAD software A wouldn't carry over to CAD software B even though I've worked with both for years and they are designed to be as similar as possible (I hadn't used B professionally for 3 years though so they thought I was lying when I said I was proficient in it).

Suffice it to say the posting is still up months later, I hope the opportunity cost of holding out for the pErFeCt CaNdIdAtE has screwed them over by now
TopicTerminator trailer coming thursday
clearaflagrantj
05/22/19 10:48:29 AM
#11
Timey wimey wibbly wobbly
TopicThe first reviews for Aladdin are coming in and it's currently at 71% on RT.
clearaflagrantj
05/22/19 10:47:41 AM
#16
SSJGrimReaper posted...
looks better than that new men in black movie

Dogshit looks better than that movie
TopicJust applied to 8 jobs that I am a perfect candidate for
clearaflagrantj
05/22/19 10:43:34 AM
#1
Can't wait to hear back from none of them
TopicJust saw the Red Wedding in GoT (spoilers)
clearaflagrantj
05/22/19 9:09:34 AM
#15
YoungMutual posted...
Kevan

Useless
TopicAwesome game mechanics abandoned by their sequels?
clearaflagrantj
05/22/19 9:06:35 AM
#2
If anybody says the fucking Mako I will lose my shit
TopicJust saw the Red Wedding in GoT (spoilers)
clearaflagrantj
05/22/19 9:05:13 AM
#13
Lord_Shadow posted...
Parappa09 posted...
Lord_Shadow posted...
The Lannisters are the true heros

do you want to bang your sister?

I don't have a sister but Lannister rule is what's best for Westeros.

Tywin would have been a fine ruler

Tyrion would have been alright

Every other Lannister was either evil, useless, or both
TopicRed Dead Redemption 2 is proof video games are art
clearaflagrantj
05/22/19 8:57:41 AM
#36
I realized something was very wrong when RDR2 tried to provoke realism by having me shave my beard, cook food, and take baths, then turn around and have me slaughter hundreds of mooks and then spend 15 minutes walking around to every corpse and loot their bodies for goodies.

You can't have your cake and eat it too, RDR2.
Topicdo you know people who manages to turn conversations about themselves?
clearaflagrantj
05/22/19 8:55:34 AM
#25
Literally everybody on the planet does this, nobody actually listens to others, they just wait for their opportunity to speak, which is why I make a conscious effort to just keep my mouth shut and listen to others.

I have a boiling hatred for people that use me as a sex doll for them to verbally masturbate on me and talk about themselves nonstop. I've grown to hate talking to extroverts, it's so transparent when somebody is crying out in pain and just needs anybody to talk to to make themselves feel better, like I am fucking nothing except some tool to help themselves. Very fucking inconsiderate. I'm not your therapist.
TopicJust saw the Red Wedding in GoT (spoilers)
clearaflagrantj
05/22/19 7:03:25 AM
#4
Unfortunately the characters gain plot armor so those types of moments never happen again
TopicWatching Always Sunny again from the beginning
clearaflagrantj
05/22/19 7:02:46 AM
#6
Of course it's jarring, they haven't even begun to peak
TopicJust started GoT, but does it have a favorable ending? *spoilers*
clearaflagrantj
05/22/19 7:01:18 AM
#8
Watch the first five seasons then just stop, pretend that's the end.
TopicPeople who can't make plans annoy the shit out of me.
clearaflagrantj
05/22/19 7:00:44 AM
#6
Our generation is too worried about being perfect and having the perfect time to make commitments so we end up flaking, staying home, and hating ourselves instead
TopicMoments in gaming that made your jaw drop?
clearaflagrantj
05/22/19 6:57:10 AM
#95
MGS2.

I was like 10 years old when I first played it.

When the Colonel told me to turn the console off I actually did, I was freaked out
TopicYou know Jon, this really was a Game of Thrones.
clearaflagrantj
05/22/19 6:53:52 AM
#14
*Arya kicks the Night King in the crotch*
Everyone: Oooohhh!!!! *winces*
Daenerys: That's gotta hurt!
Night King: Owie! Right in the ice cubes!
TopicPrime numbers are witchcraft
clearaflagrantj
05/22/19 6:51:29 AM
#9
L0Z posted...
The square of prime numbers are irrational

This is unequivocally false
TopicBlack Mirror trailers for each upcoming episode (three in total)
clearaflagrantj
05/21/19 6:08:37 PM
#10
FuneralFroth posted...
Wait so its only 3 episodes? Can you even call that a season

It's basically 3 movies.
TopicAttn: automatic watch nerds
clearaflagrantj
05/21/19 1:33:59 PM
#5
Hexenherz posted...
buy a watch you're going to wear more often?

I have multiple watches though

NES4EVER posted...
Just wear it for like 15 min a day.

Dude no lmao
TopicAttn: automatic watch nerds
clearaflagrantj
05/21/19 1:28:14 PM
#1
I have an automatic watch I wear like 3 days a week max so it's always losing its wind

How tf do I make sure it's on time without shaking the mf'er every morning?
TopicHow did the Hound... *GoT spoilers*
clearaflagrantj
05/21/19 1:24:07 PM
#21
dameon_reaper posted...
clearaflagrantj posted...
dameon_reaper posted...
We just going to ignore how strong the Hound is anyway?

He lost to Brienne.


We just going to ignore how strong show Brienne is anyway?

Almost lost to a tied up, starved, imprisoned Jamie
TopicHow did the Hound... *GoT spoilers*
clearaflagrantj
05/21/19 1:22:14 PM
#18
dameon_reaper posted...
We just going to ignore how strong the Hound is anyway?

He lost to Brienne.
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