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TopicI just got a pizza.
MrResetti
05/18/19 7:30:10 PM
#5
Then you get bored and eat half the fucker anyway
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TopicShe put that doo doo butter on me
MrResetti
05/18/19 7:29:32 PM
#2
TopicAnyone else have NO idea how to swim?
MrResetti
05/18/19 7:25:18 PM
#70
I didn't trust my swimming instructor when I was taking lessons as a kid and quit

I can swim enough to save my life to an extent. Treading water is an effort.
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Topicdo you know a lot of college graduates with no/low paying jobs?
MrResetti
05/18/19 7:23:39 PM
#8
It was me until I fucking grinded it out to become lower middle class.
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TopicMore pick ups! I went BIG this time :O
MrResetti
05/18/19 7:22:16 PM
#10
Gotta lose that septum dog, shit's way too 2010
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TopicBro shut the fuck up
MrResetti
05/18/19 7:21:12 PM
#13
Nah man, FOR REAL, I've never touched a hula hoop
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TopicVideogamedunkey
MrResetti
05/18/19 7:16:50 PM
#8
TopicJohn Lovitz was at the gig I played tonight
MrResetti
05/18/19 4:07:54 PM
#4
Ruvan22 posted...
Did you tell him to make more The Critic eps?

No,.but my buddy told him that he loved that character
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TopicJohn Lovitz was at the gig I played tonight
MrResetti
05/18/19 1:54:44 AM
#1
I asked what he thought, he said it stinks

Not really, he was trying to hang out with twenty something women and looked really depressed. I said it was nice to meet you and he gave me a half hearted fist bump
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Topichow do you feel about spicy food
MrResetti
05/16/19 11:17:25 AM
#15
TopicThe airspeed velocity of an unleaded swallow is.....
MrResetti
05/16/19 11:16:55 AM
#4
93 octane gas is the same as 87 octane gas
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TopicHow do you set the volume on your TV
MrResetti
05/16/19 7:39:42 AM
#3
Whatever isn't rattling my blown speaker
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TopicDa fuck. Some of yall call chocolate sprinkles, chocolate jimmies?
MrResetti
05/15/19 7:59:13 AM
#17
TopicWhat do you think about Jazz, CE?
MrResetti
05/15/19 7:54:34 AM
#3
I respect the chops, but I can't fucking stand the music.
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TopicWhich of these simple sandwiches is better: PBJ or Grilled Cheese?
MrResetti
05/11/19 11:17:55 AM
#2
TopicI'm 28 and balding: should I just shave it all off?
MrResetti
05/11/19 9:15:06 AM
#42
Shave it and grow your beard out
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TopicDescribe what you look like without posting pics
MrResetti
05/11/19 9:11:42 AM
#21
Leather jacket, white T-shirt, sweater vest, devastatingly handsome
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TopicScenario: You wake tomorrow to discover it is 1995 and you're in Phoenix .
MrResetti
05/11/19 9:03:13 AM
#6
Get to Vegas and bet on Michael Johnson setting the 200m world record in Atlanta, as I'd have a year to get some money saved working at a Peaches
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TopicIs June 9 official 69 day?
MrResetti
05/11/19 9:01:14 AM
#2
TopicDo the professors in colleges ever bang the students?
MrResetti
05/11/19 9:00:21 AM
#16
Haven't you seen Animal House?
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TopicSigh. I got into a car accident
MrResetti
05/10/19 10:32:53 PM
#11
TheBlueMonk_ posted...
I dunno why I posted on ce expecting sympathy


You don't sympathy, you want posts
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TopicAre you there, sex havers? It's me, GB
MrResetti
05/10/19 10:31:44 PM
#5
gatorsPENSbucs posted...
I don't even know what that 2nd one means anymore.

Whatever you want
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TopicSigh. I got into a car accident
MrResetti
05/10/19 10:31:21 PM
#6
TopicPost her face when she sees your dong
MrResetti
05/09/19 4:21:00 PM
#2
TopicI just watched a James Bond movie for the first time
MrResetti
03/27/19 8:33:25 AM
#81
I've seen all of them minus Daniel Craig efforts. Actually watched You Only Live Twice again last night. Forgot Roald Dahl did the screenplay.
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