Lurker > Dark_SilverX

You get free drugs, a prostitute might come and pay you a visit. What more could you ask for? Sounds like the American dream to me!
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Its a great feeling
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LostForest posted...

I would miss facesitting but I can deal with it.

You can still do it in this scenario.
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That's right, brother. Give her kid your last name as well. This is a magical moment because even if she leaves you for another man; you can still take care of that baby boy/girl.
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_Squirtle_ posted...

Isn't 90% of the game still the exact same? They just added like minor shit?

Not really. Multiple playable characters, 4 player online co-op, new stage elements, ect

The game which is 90% the same as the first game is Splatoon 2.
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Only If she has creamy discharge then she is a winner bruh
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The first three games you listed are the only reason to appreciate the Wii U.
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Doug Bowser....King Bowser...

Mind=blown
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Maybe the Switch can't handle it?
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It's time.
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@HashtagTartarus

You like making eye contact with your dog during the deed.
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Trumpo posted...

The dog was later destroyed

I bet it literally was
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The men be smiling.
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hot crackhead
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He playin smash
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Is that you, Trump Jr?
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treewojima posted...

Her, obviously

This. Does she wear white jeans, TC?
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Hop103 posted...

No it isn't.

This. When she has annoying children you barely have time to spend with the mother.
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Yup. Do we also get a retirement plan?
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2 humans 1 dog
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manmouse posted...

I mean yeah its a bit dirty, but its not as if he worked for it anyway, hes still getting a mountain of cash for free based on sheer luck. And in a certain way, so is she. Both are just getting a pile of money for free, because luck (or rather, chaotic probability) smiled upon them.
Ultimately a non-issue in my eyes.

Like a wife taking a ex husband's money all the time? Or a baby mama spending child support money on an iPhone? I'm glad America is becoming fair again.
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It means they also take it in the booty
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He sounds like a mafia boss.
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Tag
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Must be Ice Cube or Snoop Dog
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Can't wait for Xbox Game Pass Switch.
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Gotta be 40 and up
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Imagine when you can't catch em all
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Jigglypuff's Mega evolution


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SpriteLimit posted...

Personally I'd dump her, but I am an asshole so you probably shouldn't do that

Sadly this. Or she must be okay with me smashing other women till she's ready.
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Scotty_Rogers posted...

Xbox isn't just a console.

It's shit.

Like the PS4?

FAM DAM LAM
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Irony posted...

So Roshi is a saiyan?

He's a buu
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Yes. Better graphics, better gameplay, better story.
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just his career
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Purple_Cheetah posted...

molested vehicles.

dafuq?

you dont know what a molested vehicle is?
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They've been out of style. It's about anal piercings now.
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She's ready for anal.
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Eat BBW ass. It's tasty.
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Shablagoo posted...

I dont really remember the context of that clip, but is it toxic now to hit on women in public? How would anyone ever start a relationship, lol

Yeah, TC had me thinking that this gif was about someone getting their ass beaten.
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Father needs to be slapped.
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Duncanwii posted...

Nazis arent sexy.

I did nazi this coming
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Medussa posted...

transgender isn't a gender. it's a state where ones gender and sex aren't aligned. it's true whether or not you've done anything about it.

Yup.

It's similar to someone who is a dog mentally but they are trapped in a human body.
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His wife is gonna turn him into the next Tiger Woods.
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Fat milfs
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Did he allow you to fist him with no lube?
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I can finally watch you both while sitting in a chair. Been waiting for this moment for a LONG ass time.
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Joeydollaz posted...

They recreate vaginas these days, she wants one? they can do it

This. Men are getting them, so a woman can too.
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What kinda magazine
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