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TopicBlack Manta is literally a black guy.
cellus523
12/09/18 4:00:55 PM
#5
Well atleast his origin has changed to him just being a mercenary.
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TopicWhy does Jeff have a crush on Brita when Ali is way cuter?
cellus523
11/29/18 10:33:24 PM
#8
Antifar posted...
Jeff is like 30 and Annie is, what, 19, 20?

Jeff is like Shirley's age apparantly and Annie is a year younger than troy who thought everyone was 10 twice.
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Topic$5m, but your penis is now blue and glows in the dark.
cellus523
11/29/18 10:08:35 PM
#17
This'll save me a pretty penny on glow in the dark condoms and my dick would be blue, so deal.
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TopicTrump is saying to stop these mass shootings we need death penalty
cellus523
10/27/18 1:08:05 PM
#19
He does realize they dont get executed right after the trial, right? And that it hasn't really worked all that well to deter violent crime.
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicI've never seen a black Republican supporter before.
cellus523
10/07/18 2:40:16 PM
#18
The ones i know support pretty much usually extend to the state level at most.
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TopicIs the Sophie Turner leak real??
cellus523
10/05/18 6:44:31 PM
#25
If those leaks are real all i ccan say is Maisie has a nice body and a meh face, its not bad but its like real world average, like if you went to a mall you could see prettier faces and she'd just be like meh in comparison.
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicWhy did I even go to college when I could have just worked in an Amazon WH?
cellus523
10/02/18 7:20:23 PM
#3
15$ an hour isnt much where i live if you want to live alome and not in a shithole of an apartment. Well it isnt unless you're working more than 60 hours a week.
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicDo you think women like progressive or conservative men more?
cellus523
10/02/18 4:15:54 PM
#11
Im pretty sure it varies just like a guy's preference.
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Topicever tried to get into something but couldn't?
cellus523
09/30/18 7:26:10 PM
#17
This nice looking girl that works at a subway near where i work, i'm tryin but it's lookin like an uphill battle.
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Name: Marcellus
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Topic"But what if the man wants to keep the baby!?"
cellus523
09/23/18 1:19:45 PM
#26
It feels to me that it's less that he wanted the child but instead waned to keep her and now he has that child that he fought for and has some buyer's remorse. She didn't want the child and from what i've read from people on this site regarding this situation she did what they have said to do which is have the baby and give it to the father, the only person here who is really suffering from this is probably gonna be the kid.
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicArizona man pretends to have Down Syndrome, asks caregivers to bathe him
cellus523
09/20/18 10:26:34 PM
#4
I feel as though this is something Floridaman would do.
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicDownloading porn is stupid. *has 40 gb of downloaded porn*
cellus523
09/15/18 7:50:56 AM
#6
Pfft, amateur only 40 gigs, jokes aside though having an offline spank bank can work out if the internet goes out.

Edit: Looking into I have 200GB + however much space the H-games and H-Mods for some games take up.
I should get out more I can't believe I have that much porn.
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicWhy are SJWs trying to change JAMES BOND into a SJW?
cellus523
09/10/18 4:10:08 AM
#29
Dash_Harber posted...
cellus523 posted...
Dash_Harber posted...
cellus523 posted...
To be fair the Bond today is nowhere near what he was back then but we have no problem with that, I get it change to a beloved character can be scary but he's changed quite a lot over the various Bond movies and no one's really cared. And by changed a lot I mean that he was very rapey back then.


Not to mention other changes that no one batted an eye at, like how Connery's performance actually made Flemming retcon Bond to being Scottish.

Yeah but that's still a type of white guy. I hear whispers about people wanting a black guy for the role and as far as everyone against it is concerned changes and retcons to the character have never happened and shouldn't, outside of the ones that already have that would make no sense to try to say that he has always been one guy in the movieverse..


Yeah, but there are black Brits. For example, Idris Elba.

I think they'd take another Scottish Bond as long as he is white over Idris, they'd claim it was "truer" to the character.
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicWhy are SJWs trying to change JAMES BOND into a SJW?
cellus523
09/10/18 4:00:20 AM
#27
Dash_Harber posted...
cellus523 posted...
To be fair the Bond today is nowhere near what he was back then but we have no problem with that, I get it change to a beloved character can be scary but he's changed quite a lot over the various Bond movies and no one's really cared. And by changed a lot I mean that he was very rapey back then.


Not to mention other changes that no one batted an eye at, like how Connery's performance actually made Flemming retcon Bond to being Scottish.

Yeah but that's still a type of white guy. I hear whispers about people wanting a black guy for the role and as far as everyone against it is concerned changes and retcons to the character have never happened and shouldn't, outside of the ones that already have that would make no sense to try to say that he has always been one guy in the movieverse..
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicWhy are SJWs trying to change JAMES BOND into a SJW?
cellus523
09/10/18 3:49:02 AM
#22
To be fair the Bond today is nowhere near what he was back then but we have no problem with that, I get it change to a beloved character can be scary but he's changed quite a lot over the various Bond movies and no one's really cared. And by changed a lot I mean that he was very rapey back then.
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicHad a patient tell me females shouldn't be doctors
cellus523
09/04/18 7:41:44 PM
#38
Damn that sucks for you. But im sure the lady was probably a dick so probably shouldn't worry about it.
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Name: Marcellus
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Topicwho are your real friends on here?
cellus523
08/27/18 2:15:29 AM
#17
I dont have any friends here :'( or irl now that i think about it, the last time I hung out with people where i wasn't on the clock was when i was 21 or 22.
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicCouple couldn't conceive for 4 years because they were having sex the wrong way
cellus523
08/27/18 2:11:13 AM
#5
Lets give them partial credit they knew that the penis was involved in this equation.
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Name: Marcellus
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Topicmomokun's body without photoshop
cellus523
08/27/18 1:42:00 AM
#14
Blue_Inigo posted...
Id still fuck

Same here
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Name: Marcellus
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Topicisn't mafia 3 being psn+ free game already proof that the game was crappy?
cellus523
08/25/18 6:22:02 AM
#5
U can feed klansmen to crocs, who could hate that? Also its only real downside is it can feel repetitive with the side crap but it's an otherwise solid game.
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicCould Colonel Roy Mustang Beat Fire Lord Ozai?
cellus523
08/23/18 4:52:30 AM
#4
Ozai's feats are beating a child, being defenseless without his bending against said child (granted Zuko was a teenager now), and fighting while powered up to a great degree. If their is no comet to back him up I'll say Roy takes this handily. I dont remember if he has lightning but a flick of the fingers is faster than the motions needed for lightning bending.
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Name: Marcellus
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Topicgetting bra fitted was a great choice
cellus523
08/21/18 8:29:18 PM
#40
So whats ur size then tc?
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicReport: Tom Cruise is front runner to play Hal Jordan in Green Lantern Corps
cellus523
08/16/18 2:58:59 AM
#28
DarkBuster22904 posted...
darkjedilink posted...
I'd personally prefer Jon Stewart, whom I think John Boyega or Ludacris would do a great job with.

Holy shit, this.

Get on it, hollywood

Yeah lets just do this instead
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicI had sex with a black guy for the first time.
cellus523
08/15/18 11:24:15 PM
#13
Was he like too much or just like badly aggressive with his stroke game
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicSo if this arceus is pokemon god, what the hell is mew?
cellus523
08/14/18 6:02:42 PM
#15
Mew (the species) was speculated to be a genetic ancestor to modern pokemon. Lots has changed since then, most people prefer anime Mewtwo's origin over him being a genetically modified Mew infant/fetus can't recall which it was atm. Also we have to remember this was Gen 1 lore, you know how there are only 151 pokemon but whats that the region right next door has about 100 new mons never seen before somehow, you get where i'm going with this. Just chalk it up to Pokemon lasting longer as a series than they initially thought it was.
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicAsh losing to Ritchie hurt me personally
cellus523
08/11/18 5:45:41 AM
#8
Akagami_Shanks posted...
How did that guy even have a Darkrai, let alone a Latios and absolutely nobody has heard of this guy before

Tobias came into existence just to stop Ash from winning and then go back into obscurity.
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicThe perfect girl but she has a bush and refuses to shave it.
cellus523
08/08/18 10:39:30 PM
#23
I wouldn't mind it and honestly I kinda like it that way.
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Name: Marcellus
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Topic24 just got my dick sucked by a hot 52 yr old milf, ask me anything
cellus523
08/07/18 1:10:16 AM
#17
Nice one tc. How she lookin tho.
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicYou gather the 7 Dragon Balls and summon Shenron. What's your wish?
cellus523
08/06/18 3:20:09 PM
#25
Immortality
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicDoes Superman need to be white?
cellus523
08/05/18 5:40:31 PM
#9
Does anyone who make these topics read comics or even do a simple google search, their is already a black superman his name is Val-Zod he is from another Earth he exists maybe ask DC to do more with him if you want black Superman.
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicTwo women kissing in front of an anti gay marriage rally in Marseille, France
cellus523
08/05/18 4:11:49 PM
#5
PiOverlord posted...
Hot.

Seconded
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Name: Marcellus
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Topicwhy is white man + asian woman so common?
cellus523
08/04/18 3:13:41 PM
#11
This is anecdotal but from what the old asian guy (mid 50s) I work with tells me when he was young his parents cut him off when started dating his would be wife because she was black, he was an only child but he says it wouldn't have been much different if he had a sister probably would've been even worse for her. He says his cousin married a white man and she never caught shit for it.
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Name: Marcellus
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Topic19 year old virgin wants me to dick her down what do?
cellus523
08/04/18 1:29:31 PM
#33
Smash and send pics or dont.
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Name: Marcellus
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Topic29 y/o Teacher who gave ORAL SEX to a 14 y/o UNDER HIS DESK gets NO PRISON!!
cellus523
08/04/18 12:34:32 AM
#13
Zikten posted...
once again, she is married. they are always married

Yeah but Zik she said he was like the hottest boy around. I gotta question a justice system where if a male teacher sleeps with a 19 year old hs student she is treated as a minor and we give him every punishment possible but if a somewhat attractive woman touches and among other things with a 14 and in some cases I've read younger, she just gets a slap on the wrist.
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicShould I fly to London to meet pornstar Ella hughes
cellus523
08/03/18 1:52:59 AM
#17
soulunison2 posted...
cellus523 posted...
Go for it. Who is Ella Hughs?


nFf6jSA

Alright dude like i said go for and send pics
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicShould I fly to London to meet pornstar Ella hughes
cellus523
08/03/18 1:45:08 AM
#13
Go for it. Who is Ella Hughs?
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicToday is my vagoo's two month birthday.
cellus523
07/31/18 1:38:15 AM
#73
After reading this thread im going to now have to kill atleast an hour of my freetime after work to look into man made vaginas, I hate my sense of curiosity sometimes.
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicThieves stole a shark by disguising it as a baby.
cellus523
07/31/18 1:03:49 AM
#3
We need more looney toons esque nonsense like this during these odd times.
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicWhite Americans are not even most racist to black people.
cellus523
07/28/18 2:16:57 AM
#23
Corman321 posted...
cellus523 posted...
Corman321 posted...
Is nobody gonna point out that he is saying Italians aren't white people

In fairness Italians and the Irish weren't considered much better than black in america for a while, it's easier to just say american racism was always stupid.


What the fuck are you actually talking about? Irish and Italian are huge parts of the white American population.

They are now, however there was a time in america where they weren't considered "white", it's actually interesting to look into.
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicWhite Americans are not even most racist to black people.
cellus523
07/28/18 1:43:50 AM
#17
Corman321 posted...
Is nobody gonna point out that he is saying Italians aren't white people

In fairness Italians and the Irish weren't considered much better than black in america for a while, it's easier to just say american racism was always stupid.
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Name: Marcellus
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Topic17 y/o CHRISTIAN Kid had his Foot EATEN by Florida WORMS!!
cellus523
07/27/18 10:43:25 PM
#2
Damnit Florida even your worms, wasn't it making enough making some of your people shit heads now your animals have been Floridarized too.
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Name: Marcellus
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TopicFlorida police woman arrested for kicking a pregnant woman in the stomach.
cellus523
07/27/18 1:38:28 AM
#2
Wtf Florida, is there something in the water?
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Name: Marcellus
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Topic50% of the human population turns into Titans from Attack on Titan. We survive?
cellus523
07/23/18 4:01:51 PM
#12
In universe the nation that uses shifters is struggling against what would be obsolete weaponry for modern militaries so I'd say that if we survive the initial shock we should be good, bonus to the fact that they cant function when deprived of sunlight.
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