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Topicis it normal to get angry if you find out a pretty anime female isnt a virgin?
MattSFfrd
12/30/18 10:12:13 AM
#6
TopicFirst Transgender Contestant STUNS at MISS UNIVERSE and SLAMS TRUMP!!
MattSFfrd
12/18/18 7:23:13 AM
#134
OctilIery posted...
MattSFfrd posted...
i think the more important question is, why are we normalizing mental illness?

The better question is why do you still erroneously think transgenderism is mental illness?


because it is
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TopicIm going out for drinks with some of the GOP leadership in my state legislature
MattSFfrd
12/17/18 2:30:03 PM
#15
OH MY GOD YOU HAVE TO ASSOCIATE WITH PEOPLE THAT HAVE A DIFFERENT OPINION THAN YOU, THE HORROR

caps
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TopicFirst Transgender Contestant STUNS at MISS UNIVERSE and SLAMS TRUMP!!
MattSFfrd
12/17/18 2:27:07 PM
#131
i think the more important question is, why are we normalizing mental illness?
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Topicif I have a transgender kid they can use whatever bathroom they want
MattSFfrd
11/18/18 11:49:34 AM
#4
SSJCAT posted...
not funny


then why did i laugh so hard
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Topicif I have a transgender kid they can use whatever bathroom they want
MattSFfrd
11/18/18 11:05:24 AM
#1
at the adoption center
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TopicNPC Meme Go Away, We Are Human Here To Stay
MattSFfrd
10/21/18 3:49:04 PM
#9
thronedfire2 posted...
I just think the NPC meme is funny because half the accounts sharing it are probably russian bots


i can't tell if you're posting this ironically or not
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Topicis it ok to punch a sjw?
MattSFfrd
10/06/18 7:37:38 PM
#13
just throw them from a helicopter
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TopicSo now they're saying that we should always believe women no matter what
MattSFfrd
10/01/18 8:16:43 PM
#4
Space_Man posted...
MattSFfrd posted...
Where do the other 54 genders fall on the believability scale?

Depends how manly they are.


What if they're transcusheteronormaltive
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TopicSo now they're saying that we should always believe women no matter what
MattSFfrd
10/01/18 6:47:24 PM
#1
Where do the other 54 genders fall on the believability scale?
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TopicHow do you pronounce CEuser?
MattSFfrd
08/17/18 9:18:14 AM
#7
TopicDid Trump say the Word of N?
MattSFfrd
08/17/18 9:17:48 AM
#12
Kineth posted...
I really don't get why people care about this so much.


because the left will cling to anything they can to try to bring down somebody that has the audacity to disagree with them
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TopicDo you like Mexican girls?
MattSFfrd
08/15/18 7:14:32 AM
#78
i really don't get why guys find huge fat asses attractive. there is nothing appealing about that to me at all.
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TopicDo you like Mexican girls?
MattSFfrd
08/14/18 12:34:04 PM
#27
wait, those are the same person?
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TopicDo you like Mexican girls?
MattSFfrd
08/14/18 10:10:51 AM
#11
are those really the two best examples you can find?
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TopicYou're naive if you think the sugar and dairy industry aren't controlling you.
MattSFfrd
08/14/18 10:10:14 AM
#30
brb gonna go get some ice cream
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TopicCalifornia: 6 months in jail for giving somebody a straw
MattSFfrd
07/28/18 8:36:29 AM
#116
marthsheretoo posted...
Sure are a lot of strawman arguments itt


AR0MThYLSnmGQ
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TopicWhat makes someone gay? being attracted to the same sex or gender?
MattSFfrd
07/26/18 6:23:37 PM
#24
BakedStuffEtc posted...
NepGear462 posted...
Well, sex and gender are the same thing

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TopicThink of a supervillain who isn't the Joker.
MattSFfrd
07/26/18 6:19:55 PM
#40
UnfairRepresent posted...
MattSFfrd posted...
if that's my daughter then me and my wife need to have a real deep conversation

About what?

Death? philosophy?


the fact that she's fucking black dudes
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TopicThink of a supervillain who isn't the Joker.
MattSFfrd
07/26/18 6:07:32 PM
#33
if that's my daughter then me and my wife need to have a real deep conversation
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TopicCalifornia: 6 months in jail for giving somebody a straw
MattSFfrd
07/26/18 8:01:07 AM
#110
TopicCalifornia: 6 months in jail for giving somebody a straw
MattSFfrd
07/25/18 6:35:50 PM
#95
Wolf_J_Flywheel posted...
Liberals keep inching closer to becoming like their heroes the nazis


it's really quite something

but guys, it's for the environment!
but guys, it's only PLASTIC straws!
but guys, it's ONLY a fine and maybe jail time!


fucking terrifying how brainwashed these statist lefties are
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TopicCalifornia: 6 months in jail for giving somebody a straw
MattSFfrd
07/25/18 4:33:15 PM
#54
VandorLee posted...
LightHawKnight posted...
VandorLee posted...
Id be planting straws in other kids backpacks in high school and calling the police to bust em because with stupid fucking laws like this, stupid shit like this can happen.


You would be the one getting jail time then...


My lawyer begs to differ.


this would be a fascinating court battle
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TopicCalifornia: 6 months in jail for giving somebody a straw
MattSFfrd
07/25/18 4:15:40 PM
#41
VandorLee posted...
"Thats it, this is the last straw! No, wait! I didnt mean...."


SIX MONTHS FOR YOU BUCKO
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TopicCalifornia: 6 months in jail for giving somebody a straw
MattSFfrd
07/25/18 4:14:06 PM
#39
It is hard to fathom the courage required to join the campaign against plastic straws. Big Straw is very powerful. Run afoul of them and face real consequences. I'm blown away by the sheer heroism of those who fight to liberate society from the tyranny of the straw. Thank you!
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TopicCalifornia: 6 months in jail for giving somebody a straw
MattSFfrd
07/25/18 4:09:14 PM
#32
mistalightbulb posted...
MattSFfrd posted...
LightHawKnight posted...
A max of 6 months or a 1000 $ fine, not that bad, but still wtf.


per infraction. a table full of straws = years in jail

You're so fucking stupid


it's per infraction. it's literally that.
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TopicCalifornia: 6 months in jail for giving somebody a straw
MattSFfrd
07/25/18 4:08:24 PM
#29
DarkTransient posted...
MattSFfrd posted...
Giant_Aspirin posted...
MattSFfrd posted...
"Each individual straw counts as a separate infraction, meaning that if someone got busted handing out straws to a table of four people, he or she could end up facing years behind bars."


"The city of Santa Barbara has passed an ordinance that will allow restaurant employees to be punished with up to six months of jail time or a $1,000 fine for giving plastic straws to their customers."

you're citing the maximum penalty and then acting like it's the mandatory minimum. what disingenuous bullshit


you're literally defending FUCKING JAIL TIME FOR HANDING SOMEBODY A STRAW

on a scale of 1-10 how hard do you enjoy the government fucking you?


As much as I agree this law is stupid, pointing out "the law isn't as bad as you're claiming" is not the same thing as outright defending it.


no, but it's completely avoiding the point on purpose
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TopicCalifornia: 6 months in jail for giving somebody a straw
MattSFfrd
07/25/18 4:04:22 PM
#25
Giant_Aspirin posted...
im not defending anything. im calling out your disingenuous claims in this topic. you're making it sound like anyone handing out a single straw is automatically going to jail for 6 months, which is clearly not reality.


holy shit
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TopicCalifornia: 6 months in jail for giving somebody a straw
MattSFfrd
07/25/18 4:03:46 PM
#24
XxKrazyChaosxX posted...
Inmate: I killed a guy. What about you man? What are you in for?

Waiter: I gave someone a plastic straw....

Inmate: That's rough man. Hang in there...


"i hear a girl a few cells down handed out straws to tables during her entire shift, watch out for that bitch. she's looking at life"
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TopicCalifornia: 6 months in jail for giving somebody a straw
MattSFfrd
07/25/18 4:01:06 PM
#18
Broseph_Stalin posted...
Hairistotle posted...
Knowingly infecting someone with AIDS isn't illegal?


It is. Remember, a conservative is always uninformed and hopes you are too.


oh sorry, it's been reduced to a misdemeanor, much better. literally attempted murder is a misdemeanor.
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TopicCalifornia: 6 months in jail for giving somebody a straw
MattSFfrd
07/25/18 4:00:18 PM
#15
Giant_Aspirin posted...
MattSFfrd posted...
"Each individual straw counts as a separate infraction, meaning that if someone got busted handing out straws to a table of four people, he or she could end up facing years behind bars."


"The city of Santa Barbara has passed an ordinance that will allow restaurant employees to be punished with up to six months of jail time or a $1,000 fine for giving plastic straws to their customers."

you're citing the maximum penalty and then acting like it's the mandatory minimum. what disingenuous bullshit


you're literally defending FUCKING JAIL TIME FOR HANDING SOMEBODY A STRAW

on a scale of 1-10 how hard do you enjoy the government fucking you?
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TopicCalifornia: 6 months in jail for giving somebody a straw
MattSFfrd
07/25/18 3:59:13 PM
#13
LightHawKnight posted...
A max of 6 months or a 1000 $ fine, not that bad, but still wtf.


per infraction. a table full of straws = years in jail
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TopicToronto Shooter's gun was illegally smuggled over the border from the US.
MattSFfrd
07/25/18 3:57:14 PM
#50
SageHarpuia posted...
SuperMedz3 posted...
The police are trigger happy murders so only they should be allowed to have guns to protect us.

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TopicCalifornia: 6 months in jail for giving somebody a straw
MattSFfrd
07/25/18 3:54:29 PM
#6
Hairistotle posted...
Knowingly infecting someone with AIDS isn't illegal?


nope
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TopicCalifornia: 6 months in jail for giving somebody a straw
MattSFfrd
07/25/18 3:53:23 PM
#5
"Each individual straw counts as a separate infraction, meaning that if someone got busted handing out straws to a table of four people, he or she could end up facing years behind bars."
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TopicCalifornia: 6 months in jail for giving somebody a straw
MattSFfrd
07/25/18 3:50:54 PM
#1
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