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Like an "ahegao" face shirt or something?
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lmao how do people like that get jobs
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Esrac posted...

It's just like the movie.

Which one?
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Just this month alone. Literally women with a daddy/santa Christmas fetish come up and playfully sit on his lap and feel up his crotch stealthily or just come up and pat his lap and shit and giggle and run off.

Like wtf man and apparently security will sometimes be in the area and tell the women to leave but don't really take it too seriously either and he said he wears an extra layer of protective underwear anyway so its not too bad but the experience is still very odd.
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spot the American lol.

Its an artistic music video not made for sexual arousal like pornography.
It literally has her breastfeeding her child in multiple shots like calm down.

some nipples and some butt shots.

Not even close to X rated probably more like a hard PG-13
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DarkChozoGhost posted...

Most stripclubs probably won't have their A team dancing on Christmas

I called and apparently after lunch they will have most of the girls in there so I guess the morning is when they do stuff with their families. I don't think they would miss out the day of the year when guys like me are willing so spend their whole paycheck on drinks and dancing.
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I'm figuring most the girls dancing will have Christmas themed outfits so it should be fun.
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Thinking about going there to chill and relax and spend a bunch of cash.
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Only watched the anime show haven't seen any of the movies or OVAs are they good?
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RockLee94 posted...

It's a woman so it doesn't matter.

But its a basically a reverse Kevin Spacey and Bill Cosby joke played for laughs.
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>predatory female
>drugging alcoholic drinks
>young naive boy character (played by older actor for laughs)
>trying to seduce clueless kid into sex
>all as a comedy
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Like I'm thinking of just pointing out he is from Florida or something lmao.
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Muffinz0rz posted...

Peeing, no. Pooping yes.

I literally went home early one time claiming I wasn't feeling well when I really just had to poop and wasn't about to do that at her place.

*High Five* you know the real struggle.
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Kitt posted...

Also if I go to the bathroom to wash my hands I make sure to leave the door ajar and get in and out fast so she knows I only washed my hands.

UnfairRepresent posted...

wut

I don't want her to think I was in there longer than the time to wash hands so she thinks I'm using the toilet or something.
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Like seriously if she is an 8/10 or 9/10 and out of my league I'm just like oh hell no and refuse to go to the toilet even for peeing it feels awkward.

Also if I go to the bathroom to wash my hands I make sure to leave the door ajar and get in and out fast so she knows I only washed my hands.

Because hell no. The hard part comes once you have been dating for a while and she has broken the barrier of using the bathroom at your house but you still haven't broken it at hers.
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MeIon Bread posted...

RIP Man girls.

RIP Man Fan Girls
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No joke like if you go see their parents its all awkward and they act weird and you don't care and then afterwards the girl feels all bad and apologizes for her parents multiple times for racism and how she hates them for that and they out of the blue bj in the car while driving and then sex again while back at her own house like damn.

Thanks you racist parents for making these women that aren't racist and really down with the freaky stuff.

An example of how it starts when they are younger.

http://worldstarhiphop.com/videos/video.php?v=wshhgUgw7Mk6cJTMCEt7
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Thanks Boomers
I still laugh when I see literal 70 and 80 year olds in jobs earning like 5 or 6 figure salaries and then you got all these young people in debt having to work for scraps like wtf
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lol help I'm addicted to virtual crack I play Persona everyday trying to level up my personas and get mai waifus!
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"Show"

>PG Movie
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This is Doritos Pope level. I haven't seen anythnig IGN for a while but then I saw this.
Just how in the world do these people have jobs, Do they hate their life? Why would someone join IGN for this???

So sad ;_;
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Sub only and I wonder which version this will be based on the pure platinum collection release?

Also End of Eva is quite possibly one of the best anime movies and a masterpiece.
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I don't think anybody wants this
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Hexenherz posted...

/r/ThatHappened

It does and it really annoys me.
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Not a fan of it but for some reason end of November to like mid April is the season when all these wives with their husbands abroad I guess feel lonely and start to flirt with me just because I'm kind and attractive to them or something.

The thing is I want to yell in their face and say are you fucking serious? You have a family and kids and your husband is out for his job and you are flirting here? What exactly do you want to get out of this?

Like I dunno I would feel sad as shit if I was in the military and my wife was feeling lonely and sleeping around.

I guess there are just a lot in my area and they are all in their early 20s and fairly attractive but there is no way I would ever do that. I have a gf but if I didn't I still wouldn't help them cheat.
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Guide posted...

Is there literally no where else in the area to go to?

Haven't ate there in ages and I feel like having one of their burgers
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DocileOrangeCup posted...

HellsingOrg posted...

Veggeta X posted...

I always get the double whopper with cheese. When in Rome.

Ok I think I"m going to get a Double Whopper then. Also that Double Quarter Pound King hamburger any good?

WHAT DID I JUST SAY

chicken =/= Hamburger
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Veggeta X posted...

I always get the double whopper with cheese. When in Rome.

Ok I think I"m going to get a Double Whopper then. Also that Double Quarter Pound King hamburger any good?
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I'm HUNGRY so I need a good burger.
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BlueMage279 posted...

can't you just google it?

anyeonghaseyo

So this is the real one?
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Just going to be seeing some of Korean friends and since they all speak Korean I thought it would be cool to show up and say like "Hello everyone" or whatever the Korean translation of that is.

How exactly do you say hello to a group of friends in Korean? Anyone on CE know?
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I know for a fact though that according to pornhub stats most women or something watch lesbian porn
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34 months? Dude has psychopathic tendencies should be locked up for 30 minimum.
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YourDrunkFather posted...

I stopped saving porn after the last time I got caught lol

story time?
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AngelSeven posted...

I can't stand when someone goes through their partner's phone or belongings. I know TC pretty much gave the "okay", but it still bugs me when people do that. I can't be with someone if they feel the need to invade my privacy.

I kinda like it. It means she cares like makes me feel special like she is interested. I dunno I always was cool when it happens girls like to snoop and if they do it means they like you.
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bevan306 posted...

why do people save porn on their phones. It is so uncouth

Its probably why some of my friends freak out if someone starts scrolling on their images when they hand them the phone to show them something.
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awesome999 posted...

What kind of a person has no porn on them

I mean I probably have something in my manga collection in some boxes and maybe an old ipod nano from like 2007 with stuff saved on it.

I never said I don't view porn I just don't have anything saved on my phone or pc where I guess most people have a lot of nsfw saved.
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_Krave_ posted...

She's probably realizing she's dating a nerd.

Well we met at a Gaming/anime con so I think she knew lol
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Like she grabbed my phone one day jokingly and was like I'm going to look at everything on here playfully. I was all calm like ok cool lol and she was like "wait are you serious? Just wait until I find stuff"

She spent like 25 minutes going through photos of random saved videogame character and wallpapers from games and movies I liked. She looked through my saved videos which were anime openings and movie clips I thought were cool. She goes into my browser and sees my favorite bookmarks and history are for gamefaqs, gaming website news forums etc.. and guides. She checks my message with friends and its all meme jokes, movie, anime or game talk and the girls I have on my contacts are friends that play videogames with and we give each other advice on JRPGs on where to find hidden items rng rare drops etc.

LOL the look on her face was so funny she was really surprise and was like "wtf where is your porn?"

Then the next day I learned she went on the PC to look around and there was nothing either.

All my PC stuff is mostly anime series, high quality FLAC rare japanese music and obscure edm bands I like, My movie collection, photos which are mostly meme and videogame wallpapers etc. basically the same as my phone.

Lol she was was like "what the hell I thought I would find hentai and stuff." So then she has been weird for all last week and kept asking what I was into and that she feels like she need to learn more about me and I'm like "I like you and you already know what I like."

I feel like maybe her friends or some article she read urged her to look at what sexual or porn stuff their significant others watches and likes.

LOL she wasn't expecting me to be a Geek gamer nerd that would prefer to have 100 images of Cloud than porn pics or anime opening for Hellsing than porn clips or watch 10 hour playthrough of FF9 than 10 hours of porn streamed on a browser.

So uh CE am I normal? Any of you the same? Should I talk to her about this?
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Tappor posted...

Hit or miss,
I guess they never miss, huh?

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YookaLaylee posted...

Ive heard people mention tik too a lot online over the past month but I havent cared enough to find out what it is

Its what all the 6-16 year olds seem to care about right now for social media.
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I don't even get this I feel like like I'm watching alien lifeforms comedy and don't get any of it. Wth is this?
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I agree
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josifrees posted...

Easiest way to pick up older women:

Lift with your knees

lol
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1NfamousACE_2 posted...

Julianne Moore pic... so I'll accept it

So if I happened to know an older woman that looks like her how should I proceed to flirt with her? Like do women that age even consider being with a guy half their age?
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Smashingpmkns posted...

Time to swoop in on some life insurance TC

huh?
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