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TopicBlack 2, Platinum, and Emerald are the three best pokemon games.
Hambo the Hog
12/29/18 1:03:48 PM
#28
White Forest > Black City
Shiny Dratini >>>>>> Shiny Gible
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicI talked to a Mall Santa Claus and he said at least 30+ women have groped him
Hambo the Hog
12/22/18 12:18:04 PM
#4
He should have a button to press that tells the elves to start pelting naughty women with coal until they leave.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicWho's the best looking CEguy?
Hambo the Hog
12/21/18 8:26:41 PM
#108
I don't know why I click on these topics. There are never any pics in them.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicHow to get the most out of your Airbnb hosting experience
Hambo the Hog
12/14/18 12:02:35 PM
#3
I thought you were gonna say hidden cameras in the shower, but you went for a completely different kind of scummy.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
Topichow often do you floss?
Hambo the Hog
12/14/18 10:47:50 AM
#3
fortnite.gif

But for realsies, every night.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicWhy was Joel McHale cast as some charming handsome dude?
Hambo the Hog
12/13/18 8:48:11 PM
#24
Joel McHale was gorgeous in his prime. I don't know what he looks like now.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicEconomically, it doesn't make sense to revive druggies who OD.
Hambo the Hog
12/12/18 2:13:51 PM
#22
Economically, it doesn't make sense to treat the chronically or terminally ill. The good news is that we are a society, so we occasionally take an economic hit for the good of others.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicHere's the first poster of the Sonic live-action movie.
Hambo the Hog
12/10/18 10:41:32 AM
#27
Eww, why does he look Like That? His legs have actual anatomy. D:
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicWill you buy the PS4 Crash Team Racing?
Hambo the Hog
12/06/18 11:18:53 PM
#2
I'll buy it on Switch. Then again, I do need a PS4 anyway. idk.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicFucking asterisk speak is the most annoying shit ever
Hambo the Hog
12/05/18 10:21:11 AM
#10
*sees the fun and the value in roleplaying in texts and online conversations*
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicThe last magical spell or attack you casted in a video game?
Hambo the Hog
12/04/18 8:47:54 PM
#5
I'm thinking it was a thunder spell in Octopath Traveler. Coulda been fire or ice though.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicI work in men's fashion. AMA
Hambo the Hog
12/04/18 7:19:38 PM
#20
What do you do in men's fashion?
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicPost words in this topic
Hambo the Hog
12/04/18 7:09:03 PM
#5
Anachronistic decide hack
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
Topicnaked ebay/craigslist reflection pics
Hambo the Hog
12/03/18 10:19:14 PM
#2
Spread the word, ebay is the new tumblr.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicI don't know why people say The hunter is underpowered *octopath spoilers*
Hambo the Hog
12/03/18 9:56:43 PM
#2
H'aanit is like the best character. I had her take up Warrior as a sub class in my first playthrough and she wrecked everything. Best physical attack, two weapons from the start, and amazing weapon/elemental diversity thanks to capturing.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicWorst "3" movie of 2007?
Hambo the Hog
12/03/18 6:03:34 PM
#32
I don't know why everyone thinks Pirates 2 is better than Pirates 3. Pirates 3 has so much more going on (maybe too much) and more importantly, it has more Barbossa. 3 is my favorite PotC. Certainly better than 4 and 5.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
Topicwhat are some more ways to slip cock into conversation
Hambo the Hog
12/03/18 1:47:11 PM
#7
Poppycock
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
Topicwhat are some more ways to slip cock into conversation
Hambo the Hog
12/03/18 1:20:26 PM
#3
Caucus
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicOne day, you'll grow up and realize that Ruto was the best girl.
Hambo the Hog
12/03/18 12:07:03 PM
#10
Hse swims through the ground and doesn't afraid of anything.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicThe last 'weapon' you held in a video game?
Hambo the Hog
12/02/18 8:02:36 PM
#44
Either a hat in Mario Odyssey or if that's not weapon enough, a Sploosh-o-matic in Splatoon 2.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicName a non-FPS game that is largely a straight hallway.
Hambo the Hog
12/01/18 11:36:02 AM
#13
Crash Bandicoot
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicMy ass is a lot like Trump's twitter account
Hambo the Hog
11/30/18 8:59:39 PM
#15
Unfortunately loud?
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicDisney Princess Warriors
Hambo the Hog
11/29/18 3:49:28 PM
#12
Dance around the battlefield as Elsa freezing hundreds of fools a minute? I'm in.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicUnderrated: giving up
Hambo the Hog
11/29/18 2:49:17 PM
#2
2nd'd.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicLook at this magnificent beast.
Hambo the Hog
11/27/18 3:00:16 PM
#6
Literally not even a hog. 0/10
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicWhy even bother to make Shiny Pokémon if the colours are so lame...
Hambo the Hog
11/27/18 1:23:09 PM
#20
I would rather have "hardly different Garchomp" over "vomit green Dragonite" any day of the week

lol no. Dragonite is one of the few shinies that makes the green work. It looks like a classic western dragon. And anyway, even if you don't like its shiny, at least White 2 gives you the option of a different colored dragon. Black 2 gives you...Garchomp.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicWhy even bother to make Shiny Pokémon if the colours are so lame...
Hambo the Hog
11/27/18 11:02:07 AM
#13
The shiny Gible given for beating the tower in Black 2 was such a "fuck you" since shiny Garchomp is completely indistinguishable from regular unless you're seeing them side by side (and even then it's tough). Meanwhile, White 2 gives you shiny Dratini, whose whole evolutionary chain has way more distinct shinies and better looking ones, too.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicI find "White Christmas" to be a racially offensive song.
Hambo the Hog
11/27/18 10:55:11 AM
#3
I know this is a joke topic, but it legit sounds sketchy when a white person sings it with a really old-timey sound. Like it's some coded pro-segregation message or something.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicWhat do you wear when you sleep?
Hambo the Hog
11/26/18 10:55:15 AM
#7
Whatever tee I had on during the day plus either sleep shorts or sleep pants depending on the season.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicGen 8 should be Pokemon Past/Future
Hambo the Hog
11/25/18 3:28:01 PM
#7
Pokemon Subs Version
Pokemon Dubs Version
(Followed by Pokemon Manga Version)

Pokemon Left Version
Pokemon Right Version
(Pokemon Moderate Version)

Pokemon Top Version
Pokemon Bottom Version
(Pokemon Vers Version)
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicThe mom from fresh off the boat is perfect wife material.
Hambo the Hog
11/25/18 2:01:08 PM
#10
Wow, I thought this topic was gonna be racist, but then it turned out to be racist.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicThat last reveal at the end of Crimes Of Grindenwald *spoils*.
Hambo the Hog
11/24/18 6:08:41 AM
#3
What happened? I don't watch that Naruto crap.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicWhat does my dad want for Christmas?
Hambo the Hog
11/23/18 11:48:40 AM
#8
A tie.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicI hated Colin Kaepernick as the niners qb.
Hambo the Hog
11/21/18 5:05:58 PM
#10
Football is bullshit, but Kaepernick is p cool.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicMost annoying creature you came up against in a video game?
Hambo the Hog
11/21/18 11:44:07 AM
#29
Malboros in Final Fantasy games, which will inflict just about every status effect in their respective game and have a tendency to strike first in battle.

Emerald Serenades in KH Days. If that's the right name. The kind that will teleport away every time you hit them. Especially annoying when most enemies in the game are damage sponges to begin with. Also the enemy that shoots projectiles that swap your position with the enemy if it hits.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicScenario: A Death Note falls from the sky in front of you
Hambo the Hog
11/20/18 5:41:47 PM
#28
#petty
#getoverit
#iseewhytheyreexlovers

#ivegotablankspacebaby
#andillwriteyourname
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicScenario: A Death Note falls from the sky in front of you
Hambo the Hog
11/20/18 4:48:48 PM
#22
I'd do as Taylor Swift does and make a long list of ex-lovers.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicDo you intentionally go the wrong way in video games?
Hambo the Hog
11/19/18 10:05:45 AM
#17
"HERO, you must make your way to NORTH TOWER in order to save us all!"*Immediately goes East in case there's a treasure chest behind a tree or something*

You found 5 Gold! :D
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicKirby Air Ride
Hambo the Hog
11/15/18 9:56:48 PM
#2
Because Nintendo hates money.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
Topichow is this not the best looking person in the entire world
Hambo the Hog
11/10/18 2:49:58 PM
#16
Get out of here with that twink shit.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
Topic2019: aladdin, lion king, wreck it ralph 2, avengers 4, star wars 9
Hambo the Hog
11/10/18 1:34:35 PM
#21
WIR2 is next year? With all the promotion I've been seeing for it, I almost thought it was out already.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicGirafarig deserves an evolution
Hambo the Hog
11/10/18 1:02:18 PM
#31
A mega Evo so that we don't mess up the name

Mega Girafarig Agem
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicGirafarig deserves an evolution
Hambo the Hog
11/10/18 1:00:03 PM
#29
Eh.I just think it would be a shame to lose the palindrome is all, even if fits the evolution concept.

That's fair. But I think the lack of a symmetrical design also makes less sense with a palindromic name. If there were a singular evolution where both heads evolve, I think a palindrome name would be still be necessary.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicGirafarig deserves an evolution
Hambo the Hog
11/10/18 12:48:07 PM
#23
Gotta keep the palindrome.

But the concept of the evolutions is that the creature is no longer an even split between the two creatures or heads. Each evolution has one side taking over and ending the symmetry, which is reflected in the assymetrical names.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicGirafarig deserves an evolution
Hambo the Hog
11/10/18 12:42:15 PM
#19
Names ruin it though.

No way, they're clever. Each name uses its dominant head's half of the original name and forms a dream-based pun. They're great.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicGirafarig deserves an evolution
Hambo the Hog
11/10/18 12:37:06 PM
#17
Farigiraf and it's part Fairy type.

AtHkFIE

Ooh, this is amazing!
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicRemember when people said Jurassic World was better than The Lost World?
Hambo the Hog
10/27/18 3:49:43 PM
#8
Jurassic World is better than The Lost World. And the film version of The Lost World has like 1 scene in common with the book.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicDo you like donuts?
Hambo the Hog
10/27/18 1:43:48 PM
#24
I love donuts, but haven't had good ones since being diagnosed with Celiac disease like 7 years ago. You can get gluten-free ones, but they're few and far between, and aren't the same as the greasy delicious ones you get from your average grocery store bakery. I just want one of those big ol' chocolate eclairs. T_T
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicReminder that Goofy canonically had sex with someone.
Hambo the Hog
10/27/18 1:35:21 PM
#11
No, Max was his son.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
TopicWait, it is Sex AND the City and not Sex IN the City?
Hambo the Hog
10/25/18 9:56:40 PM
#3
I always forget which it is.
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I'm sorry, but 10,000 of ANYTHING on a PS2 would absolutely destroy your framerate. It'd be like playing chess through the mail. ~johnboy1
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