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TopicWatching South Korea/Hawaii
SauI_Goodman
08/26/18 8:03:27 PM
#3
Here I am.
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TopicA girl grabbed my ass when I was at work with her
SauI_Goodman
08/26/18 7:56:23 PM
#11
Did you give her the D in missionary with her legs propped up on your shoulders?
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TopicThe premise of Superbad was 2 guys trying to get girls drunk enough
SauI_Goodman
08/26/18 7:55:34 PM
#34
KillerKhan420 posted...
I never saw it because I hate that fat fuck. Whoever he is I know he makes more money blah blah blah. He isn't funny nor pleasing to see, so on that note I never watched it but of course I heard of it back in 07/08


You're going to hate him even more when you find out he got skinny. And then fat again. And then skinny again. And then fat again. He can't make up his mind.
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Topicdoes anyone else really hate throwing away food?
SauI_Goodman
08/26/18 7:51:11 PM
#11
My workplace implemented a new policy about 2 years ago where we can only go through the employee cafeteria once because people were wasting too much food. This really sucks because I hate to waste food and what I would do is go through the line once with a little bit of food and if I was still hungry I'd go get more. But now what is happening is people are grabbing 3 plates of food because they know they can only go once and they still end up throwing away food. DUMB DUMB DUMB policies. Now I can't go back if I'm still hungry.
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TopicThis is a fucking MESSAGE BOARD.
SauI_Goodman
08/26/18 7:48:03 PM
#11
This is a f***ing post.
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TopicHow much time at work do you spend on your smartphone for non work purposes?
SauI_Goodman
08/26/18 7:47:23 PM
#3
Not that much. I do a couple of lessons on Duolingo to keep my streak alive. And porn.
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Topic10,000 dollars cash, but you have to have sex with Angie Varona 200 times, raw
SauI_Goodman
08/26/18 7:46:10 PM
#7
Smashingpmkns posted...
Heineken? Lol no thanks. Trash human being.


You're probably holding Bud Light as we speak. -__-
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TopicMadden shooter looks like a massive stoner
SauI_Goodman
08/26/18 7:45:23 PM
#5
Looks like one of those guys who looks 40 but is actually 17.
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Topic10,000 dollars cash, but you have to have sex with Angie Varona 200 times, raw
SauI_Goodman
08/26/18 7:44:28 PM
#4
Well, if you do get her pregnant just keep in mind that when a girl's pregnant she can't get pregnant again, so just have sex with her the other 199 times.
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Topic10 y/o North Carolina Kid is PUNISHED cause he kept calling his Teacher MA'AM!!
SauI_Goodman
08/26/18 7:31:45 PM
#17
He will now go on to be one of those disrespectful high schoolers who refer to his teachers as "b****" and "******". Great job, teacher. Great. Job.
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TopicNothing kills hype like people who keep pushing back plans.
SauI_Goodman
08/26/18 7:25:36 PM
#2
Just say "I'm here. Where are you?" and guilt them into coming.
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Topic'Hello Clarice' isn't in Silence of the Lambs?
SauI_Goodman
08/26/18 7:05:06 PM
#5
"Hello Clarice."

"My name is Clarice."

lol what
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TopicMen who are opposed to abortion rights...
SauI_Goodman
08/26/18 6:57:14 PM
#4
But child support is only for the deadbeats who don't want to be in the child's life.
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TopicDiversity is a great thing.
SauI_Goodman
08/26/18 6:54:23 PM
#5
But look at countries like Japan who don't let outsiders in and they have some of the lowest crime rates in the world.
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TopicWhen you were a baby in your crib.. your father looked down on you
SauI_Goodman
08/26/18 6:51:12 PM
#8




Homer really hates nerds lol
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TopicGOP senate candidate accuses McCain of 'dying on purpose' to make her look bad
SauI_Goodman
08/26/18 6:46:57 PM
#2
What's next? Somebody trying to spin McCain teaching his captors English as him aiding the enemy?
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TopicDo you own a badass leather jacket?
SauI_Goodman
08/26/18 6:28:21 PM
#10
OP, I've got just what you're looking for.

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/41mfNPEvWVL.jpg
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TopicI like my women how I like my coffee
SauI_Goodman
08/26/18 6:19:54 PM
#38
I take it OP likes Latin women?
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TopicThe premise of Superbad was 2 guys trying to get girls drunk enough
SauI_Goodman
08/26/18 6:08:26 PM
#2
I've always respected Superbad because they could have easily made a dumbass sequel about nothing just for the money, but they never did.
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TopicAaliyah passed away 18 years ago today
SauI_Goodman
08/26/18 6:03:29 PM
#29
Seems like yesterday. RIP.
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TopicImagine someone kicking your bathroom door down and punching you while you shit
SauI_Goodman
08/26/18 6:00:49 PM
#19
I would just stand up with my smelly, s***ty ass**** pointed towards him and spread my cheeks and start to go towards him like a battering ram.
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TopicA madden tournament that was streaming on twitch just got shot up
SauI_Goodman
08/26/18 5:59:32 PM
#216
Unsugarized_Foo posted...
Rikiaz posted...
DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted...
thronedfire2 posted...
DiScOrD tHe LuNaTiC posted...
Jesus, someone pointed out on the video (Google "madden tournament shooting") that you can see the laser dot on the dude's shirt.


The guy in the black shirt on the left? I think thats just light reflecting off a button or something, a laser sight wouldnt be a white light

@thronedfire2 this is what I was talking about.

4Fn7mK3

Jesus fucking christ thats harrowing. And right after you hear him shouting what the fuck and did I get shot


At least its a good sign if you're able to make that out after you're shot. Hope he's alright


Apparently he didn't make it. Just wanted to enjoy some video games and some douche pulls this off. RIP.
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TopicThat feeling when you're turning your girl on...
SauI_Goodman
08/26/18 5:35:05 PM
#6
https://imgur.com/HlUuuZP
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TopicA madden tournament that was streaming on twitch just got shot up
SauI_Goodman
08/26/18 5:33:00 PM
#207
RIP to the victims. RIH to the shooter.
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TopicHow long before people blame video games and not guns for this tragedy?
SauI_Goodman
08/26/18 5:31:41 PM
#4
Those damn violent football games! Damn them to hell! If anything, fooball has becoming pansy-ized over the last 15 years. Back in my day you could actually hit somebody and it wouldn't be a flag.
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TopicSo are they willing to admit there is a gun problem in USA yet?
SauI_Goodman
08/26/18 5:30:10 PM
#21
RiKuToTheMiGhtY posted...
https://people.howstuffworks.com/can-felon-own-gun-in-united-states.htm

Chapter 44 of Title 18 of the United States federal law bans convicted felons from possessing firearms or ammunition.


That's like putting up a sign that says "no guns allowed on this property." Doesn't mean a thing.
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TopicSo are they willing to admit there is a gun problem in USA yet?
SauI_Goodman
08/26/18 5:25:06 PM
#14
TruthHurts posted...
@Burgess posted...
Um you can own a gun if you've been in jail.


Yes, you just can not buy them of you are a felon.

But regular jail they let you still buy.


The black market doesn't care if you're a felon or not.
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TopicSo are they willing to admit there is a gun problem in USA yet?
SauI_Goodman
08/26/18 5:24:32 PM
#12
Burgess posted...
Um you can own a gun if you've been in jail.


Correct, it's called the black market.
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TopicSo are they willing to admit there is a gun problem in USA yet?
SauI_Goodman
08/26/18 5:23:42 PM
#9
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-faRzqJUItOo/VfMdW0Hh-KI/AAAAAAAAbYs/jzx36X7CNDE/s1600/Screenshot%2B2015-09-11%2Bat%2B11.28.09%2BAM.png

https://i.imgflip.com/15ti76.jpg

Gun control is something that will never be solved. Mass shooting, debate, mass shooting, debate, mass shooting, debate, mass shooting, debate.
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TopicHonestly, how many times can a girl go out with you without giving you ass?
SauI_Goodman
08/26/18 5:13:01 PM
#29
Remember 40 Year Old Virgin. It was the opposite. "Why won't you f*** me!?"

Also, Tim Tebow had a supermodel break up with him because he wouldn't give it up.
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TopicSerena Williams' Black Panther-Inspired Catsuit Banned at French Open
SauI_Goodman
08/26/18 1:13:54 PM
#33
The puck thing was stupid and nobody asked for it. That was their attempt to make thing more interesting and it flopped harder than After Earth.
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TopicY'all, Brazilian women are fantastic
SauI_Goodman
08/26/18 1:03:37 PM
#3
Not all Brazilian women look like Giselle. But definitely if you like thicker women Brazil should be on your radar. Look up Copacabana and Ipanema beach videos on youtube. Not that I have ever done such a thing. Really, I haven't.
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Topicwhat are your EXCITING plans for next week???
SauI_Goodman
08/26/18 1:01:18 PM
#6
Work, volunteer, hit up a bar downtown on Friday night.
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TopicMother of 3 makes $1,100 a week as a professional hugger.
SauI_Goodman
08/26/18 1:00:13 PM
#11
Agnostic420 posted...
SauI_Goodman posted...
I could see this working. There are a lot of guys who see escorts but not for the sex. They don't want to cheat on their wife but they feel they are lacking intimacy so cuddle parties are actually a thing.


If I came home and told my wife I cuddled with another woman for an hour, shed consider it emotional cheating and that would be the end of that.


That's why you don't tell her.
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TopicSerena Williams' Black Panther-Inspired Catsuit Banned at French Open
SauI_Goodman
08/26/18 12:59:44 PM
#23
All I see is an all black outfit with a little bit of red. I wear all black all the time and I'm asian lol. Shouldn't be a big deal but rules are rules I guess.
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TopicMother of 3 makes $1,100 a week as a professional hugger.
SauI_Goodman
08/26/18 12:56:54 PM
#8
I could see this working. There are a lot of guys who see escorts but not for the sex. They don't want to cheat on their wife but they feel they are lacking intimacy so cuddle parties are actually a thing.
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TopicUpon decision to cater to white sports fans, Journalist of the year leaves ESPN
SauI_Goodman
08/26/18 12:54:38 PM
#21
FrisbeeDude posted...
MacDaMurderer posted...
Jemele Hill is good but a lot of times she does try to force the race issue.


Dont worry! The opinated black lady is gone now! You can all focus your attention on Bomani Jones!*

*Btw, isnt it funny how all the "real racists/race pushers" just HAPPEN to be minorities? Almost as if white sports fans just dont want to hear them or something


I don't know about anybody calling anybody the real racists but when I sit down to watch sports I want to watch sports. If I want to watch politics (which I don't) I'll go watch FOX, CNN, etc.
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TopicUpon decision to cater to white sports fans, Journalist of the year leaves ESPN
SauI_Goodman
08/26/18 12:52:39 PM
#20
They gave her two warnings. Apparently that wasn't enough. Honestly I'm surprised she survived the massive ESPN layoffs from a year ago. Good riddance to bad rubbish. As much as I find Stephen A Smith annoying at least he's smart enough to keep his political views to himself, aside from when it involves sports such as Lebron and Trump getting into it. Smart man, stay off the twitter.
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Topicits sad that you are automatically labeled OLD when u turn 30
SauI_Goodman
08/26/18 3:14:32 AM
#24
I'm 34 but apparently look like I'm 24 and feel like I'm 54.
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TopicSo is the term WASP considered racist/against the TOS here?
SauI_Goodman
08/26/18 3:13:02 AM
#2
I've never heard this term in the context you are describing.
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Topicdomino's or pizza hut
SauI_Goodman
08/26/18 3:10:54 AM
#9

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TopicHow do I get big and buff like The Rock?
SauI_Goodman
08/26/18 3:07:46 AM
#8
Take steroids. Straight from the horses mouth. But also keep in mind that along with taking them you have to work your butt off in the gym. If you are a regular Joe Schmo working a 9-5 you may not have the energy to hit the gym like these big time celebrities who pretty much have all day to work out.
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TopicGet an ego binding to behave a deposit. Prefer rebellion to opposition.
SauI_Goodman
08/25/18 11:16:49 AM
#2
-_-
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TopicGirl who lied about being raped rolls her eyes at victim's suffering.
SauI_Goodman
08/25/18 11:12:23 AM
#59
She's 20 and she looks like she's 40. I cant' believe anybody believed her in the first place. Nobody would touch that beast.
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Topicnyoom nyoom
SauI_Goodman
08/25/18 11:07:20 AM
#3
I love that Ford commercial.
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TopicWow. Goldman Sachs literally asks if you're gay in their job application.
SauI_Goodman
08/25/18 11:06:38 AM
#23
Lesbian

Gay woman


What.
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Topicronda rouseys a better pro wrestler than ufc fighter
SauI_Goodman
08/25/18 11:01:41 AM
#11
That's like saying Hillary's a better debater than Bernie. Pretty easy when you already have all the questions.Hayame Zero posted...
Chicken posted...
Because one is fake.


lol yeah, anyone who's ever seen a UFC weigh-in can tell you MMA is fake.


That's just marketing. Of course they're going to hype it up the day before the fight so they can write articles about it and show it on ESPN to get as many last minute PPV buys.
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TopicImagine running away from an alligator.
SauI_Goodman
08/25/18 10:55:19 AM
#7
When I was visiting relatives in Florida we were walking by this creek and I saw the eyes just sticking out of the water. Creepy s***.
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TopicRank the best HBO shows
SauI_Goodman
08/25/18 3:50:11 AM
#4
rballastaker123 posted...
No need to be edgy


? Those are damn good shows.
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