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I love all countries equally. Even if a Frenchman looks down on me I will forgive him for it.
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gunman shooting himself
gunman getting shot by police
terrorist blowing himself up
child rapist getting beat up so bad in prison he dies
women who cry wolf with rape
rapists
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The fact that you didn't include a poll tells us everything we need to know.
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How bout those dad jeans! Remember when Jim Klein aka HoldYouCloser2003 rocked them?

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/Q-E_36muvv8/hqdefault.jpg

https://thumbs.gfycat.com/SorrowfulKindlyAmericantoad-mobile.jpg
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Both are very similar and pretty much the type I like. In shape, thin waist, thick bottom. I'll go with girl a on account that she has a prettier face.
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That'$ u$ually the way it work$.

Hangover
Hangover 2
Hangover 3

were all the same movie.
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No, people literally hated it the day it came out. I however, wasn't one of them. I liked emo Tobey Maguire.
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brown and black > blonde
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Surf Ninjas.
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If she's in a relationship why is she rooming with you
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I wouldn't kill him but I'd subdue him. I'm not taking the chance of going to prison over somebody breaking into my house.
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He's lying. The Hunger Games shot Lawrence to super stardom overnight.

That wasn't where she got her start though.

I'm looking though her filmography now and I don't even see where she was involved with any Weinstein production, ever.

Who says it has to be a Weinstein production
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ArchiePeck posted...

Do something creative - writing, drawing, music, designing a game, whatever your skill is.

I am the most uncreative unartitstic guy you will ever meet. I tried doing stick figures once and even that didn't come out right. I also failed art class in middle school.
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Cornmuffins posted...

Watch football

Meh. Lions are out already and they're the only team I'm interested in.
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What shall i do today
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ah yes. the ol casting couch. where thousands of men have jizzed before.
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I mean he's already looking at significant prison time. Might as well brag about all the ass you got. And lol Jennifer Lawrence sleeping with that fat hog to make it in hollywood.
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https://www.yahoo.com/lifestyle/cop-demoted-dumping-retired-k-010400496.html
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I used to love going to office gatherings at the bar when I knew there would be girls who didn't like each other there but had to pretend like they did. Traaaaain-wreck.
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I still buy dvds. Dvds are still profitable although eventually they will definitely be obsolete. Still useful too because netflix and hulu are constantly taking stuff down. As for me I recently bought westworld season 1 and 2.
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Ah man Sapporo. I spent some time there in the mid 90's for the Sapporo snow festival. Damn.
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please don't have anybody mention period farts
please don't have anybody mention period farts
please don't have anybody mention period farts
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One of my friends had her man cheat on her 27 times. And then she married him... he's done it 5 more times. And they're still married. On the flip side, for some reason, I know a lot of women at work who confide in me that they cheated on their husband with somebody in the office. And in my mind I'm like "please don't tell me this. The less I know the better." because
I'm friends with a lot of these guys. I would say something but I'm not going to be the guy who breaks up a marriage. Anyways, if my girl were to mess around on me it'd be over.
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ssj3vegeta posted...

i would NEVER disrespect a cute white chick like dat

what about a cute half white chick.

https://pmctvline2.files.wordpress.com/2014/01/rashida-jones-tribeca-cast.jpg?w=300&h=240
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Is it possible? No way!
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I'd be 45 when I got out. I'm not a father yet. I really have no responsibilities other than myself. All I do is work and work out. Which I could easily do in prison. Plus most prisons have a library and I love to read so I could do that in my free time. I would seriously consider it if it weren't solitary confinement. That stuff messes you up.
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Imagine caring what other people think.
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Hillary Clinton.
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Trimmed. Either landing strip or something cute and girly like a heart shape. They have pubic stencils these days.
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Balloon d'or = Football player of the year award. Luka Modric, one of the stars of the World Cup, won the prestigious award and had some harsh words for Ronaldo and Messi who both decided not to show up. "It seems like they're only interested in showing up when they win it."
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What happened to them?

They sucked.
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Those thighs!
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I knew a guy who was a grandpa by the time he was 29.
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karma is useless. I'll take the free ksadill-as.
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As an American I would like to say that I view all countries equally. Except for Brazil and Italy and Spain. They are a notch above because of their fine, fine women.
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Frostmourne posted...

vegy burger

What
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by d do you mean penis
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lol the marines poster in the back. i can just imagine some tough guy going around all day and then coming home and being a softy.
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son in law.
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Holy_Cloud105 posted...

I remember some guy made his own version of this video and similar things happened to him from women.

Also, this. I spend a lot of time in the gym and hear women talking like this all the time. "ooooooooh I'd love to get me a piece of that!" *giggles with girlfriends*
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video takes place after the fact. booooooo! boooooo-urns!
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Imagine being worried about this.
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Most of it was uncalled for but what was wrong with the guy who said "hey there." Also, what do you really expect when you're wearing booty pants.
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fail no payday
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I don't believe in superstitions. I'd just bring a parachute.
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Look at those sad eyes. Front leg amputated.

https://www.yahoo.com/news/trucker-saves-dogs-thrown-vehicle-york-highway-190602202.html
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Not bad.
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