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TopicShould we deport all the Cates?
Johnny_Nutcase
08/05/18 1:42:28 AM
#21
Doge must fall.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicWhy do the mods keep closing the squader topics
Johnny_Nutcase
08/05/18 1:39:21 AM
#17
Alucard188 posted...
Authentic_fan posted...
Alucard you are humanizing Dawkins but what you must realize is that he is simply here for out entertainment


Collectively, we would much prefer if people would shut the fuck up about him. This place is so much better without his presence.


I agree with you on this. You're still a little off about your arbitrary rules though.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicWhy do the mods keep closing the squader topics
Johnny_Nutcase
08/05/18 1:38:10 AM
#15
Alucard188 posted...
If they're posting YouTube videos, then they obviously mean for that information to be shared. Their postings on social media is a lot more tenuous as far as being allowed, so it would depend on the quality of the content and what is being shared. Posting documents that you actually have to search for yourself via government websites or search engine gets a hard no.


This isn't vague at all.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicSome of your favorite early school memories?
Johnny_Nutcase
08/05/18 1:30:31 AM
#3
Throwing up all over the carpet on my first day of kindergarten. It pretty much set the tone.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicWhy do the mods keep closing the squader topics
Johnny_Nutcase
08/05/18 1:28:22 AM
#6
Alucard188 posted...
Authentic_fan posted...
Alucard188 posted...
Maybe if certain people would quit going out of their way to find new and interesting things Dawkins has done to fuck up his life.


He just followed him on.social media. Not really going out of his way.

It's fun to read so plz stop


Following somebody on social media just to copy and paste everything they do is the definition of going out of your way. We don't allow users to do that to other users here. This also extends to persons of infamy, and people who have more than an unhealthy interest in them.


Good luck working at CNN.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicWould you like to know all your past "What ifs"?
Johnny_Nutcase
08/04/18 7:39:28 PM
#2
I'd rather not know.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicHave you noticed how no one dresses up for anything anymore?
Johnny_Nutcase
08/04/18 7:36:26 PM
#9
Philoktetes posted...
Antifar posted...
Have you noticed that it's 90 fucking degrees out?


Being uncomfortable is part of being an incosiderate adult


FTFY. I don't need to smell people's BO in the heat.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicCould Married...with Children be rebooted in today's climate?
Johnny_Nutcase
08/04/18 2:55:09 AM
#38
catboy0_0 posted...
I really hope they don't. Also we are way past the point of overdoing the whole Reboot thing jeez


This. There's damn near 200 episodes. I have them all and I don't need any new shitty attempt that would just make me upset that it's not as good as it used to be.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicWhat embarrassing things would dey find in your house/room if you unexpectedly
Johnny_Nutcase
08/04/18 2:47:48 AM
#3
Probably my dead body.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicI'm about to eat a 4 day old Big Mac I found in my fridge.
Johnny_Nutcase
08/04/18 2:46:59 AM
#9
Nidhoggr posted...
creativeme posted...
Nidhoggr posted...
Alright I don't feel so good now..


well that's normal with fast food. i ate taco bell like 5 hours ago that i got fresh. took 2 shits since.

This is different. I feel like I'm going to puke up this Big Mac at any moment lol


Couple of weak stomachs in this topic.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicMy cat has been meowing me awake every 30 mins
Johnny_Nutcase
08/04/18 2:00:55 AM
#3
Might be time.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicWhy do working millennials think they're entitled?
Johnny_Nutcase
08/04/18 1:40:55 AM
#12
You can never be satisfied. I fight, claw, slap, punch, kick, destroy coffee pots, in my quest to the top. You don't get there by sayin "yes sir" and "I doubt I had anything to do with that fire sir!"
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicLmao!
Johnny_Nutcase
08/04/18 12:40:18 AM
#11

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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicIf you were a werewolf
Johnny_Nutcase
08/03/18 11:53:32 PM
#8
No pants. I would just spray werewolf piss and shit at people.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicLook at this mess jpennys_cate made
Johnny_Nutcase
08/03/18 11:51:43 PM
#22
The_Doge posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
jpennys_cat posted...
Now Doge is threatening to bite me? Well, if he does bite me, I know I will taste innocent.


If he bites you let me know. I got a lawn mower that goes faster than he can run.

Your lawn mower is gone
ElkSQ0O


That's not mine. Mine is a riding mower with cruise control and TWO cup holder because I plan on gettin pretty liquored up when I do my mowing.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicRandom Trump target of the night: LeBron
Johnny_Nutcase
08/03/18 11:47:17 PM
#2
So Trump DOES watch CNN?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicLook at this mess jpennys_cate made
Johnny_Nutcase
08/03/18 11:45:57 PM
#19
jpennys_cat posted...
Now Doge is threatening to bite me? Well, if he does bite me, I know I will taste innocent.


If he bites you let me know. I got a lawn mower that goes faster than he can run.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicBest Honda car that has great MPG and don't look like it's made for beta males?
Johnny_Nutcase
08/03/18 11:43:42 PM
#2
You gotta stop worrying how a car makes you look. If you can't get out of a minivan and smash someones head into the street who's driving a big lifted truck it doesn't matter what you drive.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicLmao!
Johnny_Nutcase
08/03/18 11:39:26 PM
#4
We'll see who's laughing when you get heart worms.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicLook at this mess jpennys_cate made
Johnny_Nutcase
08/03/18 11:38:33 PM
#15
Doge did a heckin bender and trashed the place. That's what I can gather from all this.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicAt what age did you grow out of video games?
Johnny_Nutcase
08/03/18 5:57:31 PM
#12
Haven't grown out. I play Diablo 2 all the damn time now. I do feel like i'm getting sick of Sony/Microsoft gaming and have been thinking about getting a Switch.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicI'm at a wedding and there is a guy in drag as one of the grooms men
Johnny_Nutcase
08/03/18 5:54:52 PM
#4
Well someone always has to get ejected from a wedding so why not that person?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicI'm at a wedding and there is a guy in drag as one of the grooms men
Johnny_Nutcase
08/03/18 5:47:09 PM
#2
Get him. The fuck. Out of there.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicThose lobster roll Lays chips are probably the most disappointing food I've ate
Johnny_Nutcase
08/03/18 5:46:33 PM
#10
I had crawfish chips in New Orleans once. It basically tasted like bbq chips.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicIs drinking everyday bad?
Johnny_Nutcase
08/03/18 5:44:55 PM
#4
It's bad in that drinking so few won't get ya good and drunk. Might as well save it for a big drunken bonanza.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicIs it weird that I still watch Nick shows?
Johnny_Nutcase
08/03/18 5:39:51 PM
#2
No it's not normal at all.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicWould you rather give up all bread or all rice for the rest of your life?
Johnny_Nutcase
08/03/18 3:09:59 PM
#2
Rice. Bread goes with too much other good shit to pass up.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicBroke but woke.
Johnny_Nutcase
08/03/18 2:23:29 PM
#2
Good since you're up get your ass out there and cut the grass.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicHow do people play video games for 200 hours
Johnny_Nutcase
08/03/18 2:21:11 PM
#13
If you get the right job you can dump a lot of hours into games at work.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicWhich of these ice cream flavors sounds the best?
Johnny_Nutcase
08/03/18 2:19:48 PM
#2
These are real fucking flavors?? WTF is wrong with people?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
Topicwould you stop watching sports, if it was revealed to be like WWE Pro wrestling?
Johnny_Nutcase
08/03/18 2:18:16 PM
#2
I've known WWE was fake since I was 5 and I watched that up until it sucked. So if it's entertaining who gives a flying fuck.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicFor $10,000, would you...
Johnny_Nutcase
08/03/18 2:13:08 PM
#2
Deal. That's how people get their TV careers started.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicUma Thurman
Johnny_Nutcase
08/03/18 2:12:16 PM
#4
No she looks like an alien. The only way I would smash is if it was my car into hers during rush hour.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicThe ability to communicate with dogs but you now sound like Scooby Doo
Johnny_Nutcase
08/03/18 2:11:09 PM
#18
I feel like dogs might be hiding some deep dark secrets about life. I'd have to say yes to get to the bottom of that.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicWhere would you like to see the next Elder Scrolls set?
Johnny_Nutcase
08/03/18 2:05:12 PM
#7
Somewhere a long the border. Maybe San Diego or El Paso. Could have some interesting story lines covering the Skooma smuggling.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicWhat should I know before starting Ultra sun
Johnny_Nutcase
08/03/18 2:03:06 PM
#2
Never stick a fork in a light socket unless you're absolutely sure it's the right thing to do.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicRemember this weird as hell moment
Johnny_Nutcase
08/03/18 1:55:45 PM
#2
I always see videos about Obama drinking beer. I always wanted to see him get HAMMERED and start stumbling around the White House lawn and pass out in his own puke.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicDevsBro explains #1: Why hot weather is better than cold weather.
Johnny_Nutcase
08/03/18 1:53:43 PM
#6
Total crock of shit. I live in the desert. Winter is like perfect weather here.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicNeed help identifying this old school American martial arts movie
Johnny_Nutcase
08/03/18 1:50:58 PM
#2
The Karate Kid. BONZAI!!!
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicWhy do some people suffer from porn withdrawal symptoms?
Johnny_Nutcase
08/03/18 1:45:46 PM
#2
What are the symptoms of porn withdrawal?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicThere's hundreds of thousands of refugees, the U.S. accepts only a few.
Johnny_Nutcase
08/03/18 1:30:14 PM
#3
TC wouldn't let one crash on his couch until they get on their feet I bet. TC is like a lot of Americans who pretend to care. "Ohhhh come on over we have room.... JUST NOT IN MY TOWN."
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicAnybody in nyc get a tornado warning alert?
Johnny_Nutcase
08/03/18 1:28:31 PM
#12
Reis posted...
wtf we love to use twitter for news now


Yeah it's a sick thing.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicWelp internet is down at work
Johnny_Nutcase
08/03/18 1:20:11 PM
#2
That would mean I would have to actually work when the internet goes down.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicWhy is Spokane pronounced Spocan?
Johnny_Nutcase
08/03/18 1:18:48 PM
#10
She's right about Water Burger. People are just lazy when it comes to pronouncing shit,
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicWhy is Spokane pronounced Spocan?
Johnny_Nutcase
08/03/18 1:07:03 PM
#5
Why is Boston pronounced Cah?
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicYou know it's easier for cops to murder people than to beat them up
Johnny_Nutcase
08/03/18 1:05:51 PM
#2
I've never been murdered by the cops so it's not an issue to me.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicYou see two foods: one is organic, the other isn't
Johnny_Nutcase
08/03/18 12:59:47 PM
#20
That's the scam though. Look at the Peanut butter. One ingredient, they'll sit there and charge $218 for a jar of just pure peanut butter. Meanwhile i'm walking over to that Jiffy cock sucker and i'm buying his loaded up concoction for like $1.17 Shit is just as healthy. You know how I know? I'm not DEAD!
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
TopicYou see two foods: one is organic, the other isn't
Johnny_Nutcase
08/03/18 12:55:21 PM
#18
Oh my colon collapsed after trying organic food.
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I've learned that life is one crushing defeat after another... until you just wish Flanders was dead. - Homer Simpson
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