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TopicVintageDawkins LEGENDARY performance
eggcorn
07/27/18 4:51:45 PM
#3
Kitt posted...
I expected an old Xsquader video.

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TopicPedophile couple lock 2 kids in basement to rape them and feed them noodles.
eggcorn
07/27/18 4:32:50 PM
#20
Giant_Aspirin posted...
the word "rape" was not found in the source article. please don't unfairly represent things. not saying these people aren't monsters, but you're flat out spreading misinformation.

of all the "ackshully" swords to fall on you chose this one.
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Topicacident happened
eggcorn
07/27/18 4:29:07 PM
#6
TropicalAngel2 posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
TropicalAngel2 posted...
bump


You should of just deleted this one and made a correctly spelled one for your second attempt...right?

I don't eat sushi doe


what is the correct title? help me

accccident hapen
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Topicacident happened
eggcorn
07/27/18 4:26:46 PM
#3
bro do you live in some sort of institution? that's like the tiliest room I've ever seen.
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TopicMcdonald's employee bodyslams woman who tried to steal soda
eggcorn
07/27/18 4:25:07 PM
#40
pegusus123456 posted...
Mountain That Fries

ded
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TopicMcdonald's employee bodyslams woman who tried to steal soda
eggcorn
07/27/18 4:10:18 PM
#34
Thrillwell posted...
JebronLames posted...
who's melting down? you're on ignore since you for sure are gonna type another stupid comment


he does this to everyone on the board, he also has a lot of alts that he makes

it seems the poor guy is just full of hate

I've only put 3 people on ignore and he's one of them because he's so toxic and bitter.
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TopicGot my hair cut at a black barbershop yesterday...
eggcorn
07/27/18 4:05:25 PM
#12
_Goggalor_ posted...
This is pretty much how I feel:


I'm sorry.
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TopicDo you have big or small balls?
eggcorn
07/27/18 2:45:35 PM
#2
balls
of
steel
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TopicReally random poll, but should I order spicy duck, or ginger duck?
eggcorn
07/27/18 2:45:09 PM
#4
spice
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TopicThe hell is going on with Youtube.
eggcorn
07/27/18 2:44:30 PM
#9
NeonOctopus posted...
Red arrows pointing to literally nothing in the thumbnails is what is wrong with Youtube.

lol true
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TopicAlberta man changes gender on government IDs for cheaper car insurance
eggcorn
07/27/18 2:36:54 PM
#34
WaffIeElite posted...
I'm in Alberta and I pay $1100 a year. I've also never caused an accident.

This fuckup sounds like one of the stupid rednecks that HAVE to drive a truck, and smash into shit all the time to rack up a goddamn $4500/year charge. Considering how frequent that is in this shitstain of a province, I'm willing to just throw that accusation at him blindly with confidence.

lmao you canadians consider a chevy cruze a truck jesus christ. If that's your version of a truck what's a commuter car, roller blades?
jk
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TopicBowling alley worker asked a large group to calm down. They mobbed him
eggcorn
07/27/18 2:27:32 PM
#91
Zeeak4444 posted...
I knew a few peckerwoods, ABs, NLRs and HAs. Should I call the cops anytime I see someone who remotely fits the description?

Just a buzz cut/shaved head should be enough to do so ya?

I have a buzzcut myself.

sounds like you hang out with shitty people.
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TopicDo you think full throttle (duckbear) is serious?
eggcorn
07/27/18 2:19:39 PM
#17
Muffinz0rz posted...
He's dead serious. He's been doing it for over a decade on multiple websites too.

Nobody can keep a gimmick up that long.

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TopicHere are Sony's new DIVERSE CHARLIE'S ANGELS in the REBOOT!! Who's the HOTTEST??
eggcorn
07/27/18 1:35:54 PM
#48
Anarchy_Juiblex posted...

Also this;
FortuneCookie posted...

Black chick is the hottest.

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TopicAn actress on Orange Is The New Black just mispronounced 'Quixotic'
eggcorn
07/27/18 1:35:15 PM
#4
Raikuro posted...
Isn't everyone on that show supposed to be kinda stupid

yeah never watched it, but you don't go to prison for being a genius.
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TopicHoly shit guys my dog found a clue on our walk this morning
eggcorn
07/27/18 1:34:07 PM
#2
I guess you never found the manufacturer of those sandals huh?
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TopicHere are Sony's new DIVERSE CHARLIE'S ANGELS in the REBOOT!! Who's the HOTTEST??
eggcorn
07/27/18 1:29:34 PM
#44
Esrac posted...
I see Stewart looks like she has kept to a steady diet of heroin.

this is perfect
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TopicHere are Sony's new DIVERSE CHARLIE'S ANGELS in the REBOOT!! Who's the HOTTEST??
eggcorn
07/27/18 1:51:21 AM
#13
yusiko posted...
eggcorn posted...
what the fuck...straight dogshit.
These are the only angels that matter
3vLbY6R


cameron diaz and drew barrymore look very pretty in that scene
poor lucy liu though. that was like the most unflattering outfit they put her in over the course of the 2 movies.

she looked best in this scene


agree
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TopicHere are Sony's new DIVERSE CHARLIE'S ANGELS in the REBOOT!! Who's the HOTTEST??
eggcorn
07/27/18 1:38:00 AM
#8
what the fuck...straight dogshit.
These are the only angels that matter
3vLbY6R
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TopicWhat is the best Muppet?
eggcorn
07/27/18 1:31:41 AM
#3
Statler and Waldorf.
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TopicHow come no one cares that Beast Boy is played by an Asian?
eggcorn
07/26/18 7:10:32 PM
#25
thanks for reminding me what to care about. wasn't sure what I was supposed to be outraged about today.
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TopicJohn Goodman appears in a Ad supporting UNIONS that CONFIRMS he's LIBERAL!!
eggcorn
07/25/18 9:35:02 PM
#9
thanks duckbear, on top of it as usual. bringing us the important news-as it breaks.
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TopicBaby kidnapped, set on fire and dumped near train tracks in Louisiana.
eggcorn
07/25/18 9:31:07 PM
#32
apocalyptic_4 posted...
Worst story I've read here besides the mom prostituting her 6 year old daughter.

Truly depraved people this goes far beyond mental illness

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com/boards/400-current-events/76839880

not saying this one is worse but still horrible.
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TopicWalton Goggins
eggcorn
07/25/18 9:22:16 PM
#12
ImTheMacheteGuy posted...
Boyd Crowder is one of my favorite characters of all time.

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TopicChris Hardwick Will Return to 'Talking Dead' After AMC Investigation!
eggcorn
07/25/18 4:11:46 PM
#4
We investigated ourselves and found no wrongdoing.
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TopicCalifornia: 6 months in jail for giving somebody a straw
eggcorn
07/25/18 4:08:48 PM
#31
kingdrake2 posted...
oh wow, banning them in portland oregon.

i didn't think they would follow em.

Everything California does, the rest of the country eventually follows suit.
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TopicHBO has FINALLY greenlit the Deadwood movie!
eggcorn
07/25/18 3:46:54 PM
#7
hooooly shit
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TopicThoughts on this tattoo?
eggcorn
07/25/18 3:45:25 PM
#12
Sunhawk posted...
It's a cool tattoo, but MUCH too big

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TopicLarry Nassar assaulted in prison, could be moved to another facility
eggcorn
07/25/18 3:10:45 PM
#14
I'm ok with this. Shouldn't bother moving him though.
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TopicUtah parents recorded themselves taunting their malnourished daughter with food.
eggcorn
07/25/18 3:07:47 PM
#70
Death is too nice, I rather wish they would get tortured first and then executed. Poor fuckin kid.
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TopicWalton Goggins
eggcorn
07/25/18 2:22:49 PM
#5
dude is a treasure.
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TopicI used to work for Papa Johns. Papa John is a horrible person
eggcorn
07/25/18 1:24:38 PM
#11
electricjohns2
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TopicI used to work for Papa Johns. Papa John is a horrible person
eggcorn
07/25/18 1:15:48 PM
#4
blumpkin on the toilet
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Topic9th Circuit has said open carry is a CONSTITUTIONAL RIGHT
eggcorn
07/25/18 12:44:30 PM
#12
Minute posted...
The US continues to validate my decision to never spend any extended period of time in that third world dystopia.

oh no
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TopicFallout Miami trailer
eggcorn
07/25/18 3:56:14 AM
#22
wow that looks interesting
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TopicMan, this kinda makes me want an ant farm.
eggcorn
07/25/18 3:11:12 AM
#10
awful.
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TopicRose or Jar-Jar? Who was the better character?
eggcorn
07/25/18 2:44:32 AM
#13
Jar jar you never forget, rose is completely forgettable. So rose is better.
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TopicRacist restaurant receipt story turns out to be completely fabricated
eggcorn
07/24/18 8:42:39 PM
#24
s0nicfan posted...
Asherlee10 posted...
It is so awful people do this because when it happens for real, people are less likely to believe it.


Oddly enough I can't think of a time that one of these receipt stories was called out for being a "false flag" but they don't happen often enough to garner that kind of attention I guess.

I feel like most of them have been fake.
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Topicis this not one of the most beautiful slaps you ever seen?
eggcorn
07/24/18 2:12:47 PM
#2
That was a push, not a slap.
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TopicM&M discussion
eggcorn
07/24/18 2:11:27 PM
#6
chili nut
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TopicDoes American BK not have chicken nugget burgers?
eggcorn
07/24/18 1:11:09 PM
#10
Asherlee10 posted...
This fucking shit.

>be me
>travel to Europe for the time to visit family
>take a weekend trip to Amsterdam
>have to drive from south Germany
>stop in Luxumberg for food at mid-range restaurant
>order chicken nuggets because tendies aren't on the menu
>mfw server brings out chicken nuggets on a burger bun with a pineapple slice on top

UnripeDependentAngwantibo

lmao
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TopicDoes American BK not have chicken nugget burgers?
eggcorn
07/24/18 12:57:56 PM
#3
That looks disgusting.
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TopicGoogle translate spitting out sinister religious prophecies
eggcorn
07/24/18 12:26:10 PM
#9
bump
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TopicThis is my dream purchase...
eggcorn
07/23/18 11:41:34 PM
#12
Ryetoast posted...
eggcorn posted...
Ryetoast posted...
Zurkon posted...
Ryetoast posted...
Zurkon posted...
You know, I was expecting something else from that url


Yeah..

It's one of the bigger art supply stores. Was going to post the amazon link but it was too long..

Thats cool that youre into that, tbh. Ive always wished I was more artistic. I would love to be able to draw.


I'm not that good..I just enjoy doing it. I used to post a lot of my stuff here but got shit for it.

Hey man who gives a shit what CE thinks.


True.

Some think I'm good but then they want art request and that takes time and effort for no fee..Vol2tex has been helping me a lot with my anatomy. My mentor.

cool cool. I don't think I could do requests I just like to do whatever is in my head.
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TopicGoogle translate spitting out sinister religious prophecies
eggcorn
07/23/18 11:39:56 PM
#6
kirbymuncher posted...
I read a pretty cool related article a few days ago

https://www.technologyreview.com/s/604087/the-dark-secret-at-the-heart-of-ai/

I think it would be neat if machine translation could also present a confidence rating %, because while these are very obviously wrong the same sort of thing can easily happen in a less apparent manner and the person translating presumably won't be able to tell (since if they could read it to tell in the first place they wouldn't need the translation)

ahh that's cool. I remember when a bunch of those deep dream pics surfaced it was soo creepy.
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TopicThis is my dream purchase...
eggcorn
07/23/18 11:37:41 PM
#10
Ryetoast posted...
Zurkon posted...
Ryetoast posted...
Zurkon posted...
You know, I was expecting something else from that url


Yeah..

It's one of the bigger art supply stores. Was going to post the amazon link but it was too long..

Thats cool that youre into that, tbh. Ive always wished I was more artistic. I would love to be able to draw.


I'm not that good..I just enjoy doing it. I used to post a lot of my stuff here but got shit for it.

Hey man who gives a shit what CE thinks.
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TopicMcDonald's throws shade at Chick-fil-A for being homophobic.
eggcorn
07/23/18 8:46:57 PM
#51
UnfairRepresent posted...
this is a brilliant Marketing Campaign.

lmao no it's not. maybe like 5 years ago or whenever that was..
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TopicGoogle translate spitting out sinister religious prophecies
eggcorn
07/23/18 8:44:09 PM
#1
Type the word dog into Google Translate 19 times, request that the nonsensical message be flipped from Maori into English, and out pops what appears to be a garbled religious prophecy.

Doomsday Clock is three minutes at twelve, it reads. We are experiencing characters and a dramatic developments in the world, which indicate that we are increasingly approaching the end times and Jesus' return.


In Somali, for instance, strings of the word ag translate into missives about the sons of Gershon, the name of the LORD, and references to Biblical terminology like cubits and Deuteronomy.


https://motherboard.vice.com/en_us/article/j5npeg/why-is-google-translate-spitting-out-sinister-religious-prophecies
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TopicWhat term would you use to describe Christina Hendricks' figure?
eggcorn
07/23/18 8:33:35 PM
#39
Lost_All_Senses posted...
eggcorn posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
eggcorn posted...
she only looks like that in the OP because of girdles and a shit ton of makeup.

qQpgG7b


Besides her eyes being at a poor position for that surprise shot, there is nothing wrong with that

I think you've said enough goofy shit iit already.


Go see women irl please

you are confused.
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