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Okay so this is gonna be different. We just lost a bunch of folks, leaving us with some dream matches that never happened and storylines that never had a satisfactory conclusion. I'm not gonna go back and rig those Exiles not to happen, but what I WILL do is make a non-canon "house show" just to get one more match out of our alumni.

House Show 33.5: Reunion Tour

-Vince McMahon is in the ring to welcome us to this alternate universe! Kenshin comes out and stumbles through an overscripted promo about the fans demanding one more run and B8WL giving the fans what they want. It's such good ****.

-Interpromotional Match: Incineroar v. Preaux Boneau
((So this game comes with a bunch of pre-made wrestlers, and in the grand tradition of unlicensed wrestling games, a bunch of them are ripoffs of real world characters or archetypes. I ran four shows of a fed with these guys to get used to the mechanics before starting this, and Preaux Boneau won the title in a Rumble and kept it throughout. Also I couldn't think of a good match for Incineroar.))

The world champ of PLAAY Wrestling Federation is here- the Likable Lawyer, Preaux Boneau! Incineroar offers him a handshake, but turns it into an arm twist as the bell rings. Vince himself is reffing this match, and clearly in Incineroar's corner. Incineroar doesn't seem to need the help in the early stages, dominating Boaneu as the crowd is confused whether to back the cheating heel or the face lawyer from another company. Boneau's technique and agility keep him in the match for a bit. Incineroar very nearly gets a win with a Camel Clutch, then very nearly gets DQ'd for not honoring a rope break. Aubert the Titan is in the front row, and tries to run in at this heelery, but is stopped by Zangief, setting the stage for a tag match that will never happen. Boneau takes advantage of the distraction to hit a Neckbreaker. Incineroar no-sells and goes for the Malicious Moonsault, but Boneau comes off the ropes with a Sling Blade! Preaux Bowl! 1.....2.....3! The PWF crew celebrate in the ring.
Winner: Preaux Boneau

-Stheno is here to remind us that Macho Man is gone because he's a washed up jobber.

-Macho Man v. Ric Flair
And indeed, this classic pairing has seen more even bouts than this one. The fans and Miss Elizabeth fuel a few hope spots, but this is generally all Flair, and he wins off a low blow just for a kicker. Savage is visibly upset.
Winner: Flair

-MLMF are backstage. They're the greatest team of heels that ever graced B8WL, and if that wasn't evidenced by their being the only one left, they'll prove it again right now!

-Match: Mundo and Bang v. MLMF (Kora and Eddv)
Mundo pokes Eddv in the eyes early on, and Caelus at ringside is the only one to notice. Caelus raises a stink about it....until the ref has enough and sends him to the back! He also disqualifies Eddv from competing, but will let Kora continue on because seriously we're two moves into the match. Kora seems to be fine on his own, locking Mundo in a Sharpshooter for about a day and a half before Mundo gets to the ropes...and tries to defend Bang's honor from Chris Redfield at ringside. Hot tag to Bang! Bang cleans house. Mundo taunts Kora, and Kora tackles him to the outside. They brawl to the back! Bang is the only one actually still around for this tag match, so I guess uh
Winners: Bang and Mundo
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....that it?
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yep
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I pretty much never like Alters but Shinjuku Salter is slowly winning me over
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summer starts wed so expect noticeably more frequent updates :D
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##vote: sultan
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I have medb I just have no interest in using her
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I love using different teams but i'm not strong enough to be using my fourth string guys for this
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wait is the Shinjuku bonus just bond gain up? I thought it would be a stat boost so I was prioritizing those guys to get ready ~_~
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War: 4/4
Maniac: 4/4
Lopen: 4/4
Sultan: 2/4
eaed: 0/4
5tar: 0/4

War: 84/98
Sultan: 79/96
eaed: 61/110
!5tar: 58/67
Maniac: 37/40
CPU: 10/22
Lopen: 4/4

PREDICT IT!
ECW Hostile City Showdown

(2) Fans bring the weapons: Cactus v. Mustapha
(2) #1 Contender: Stevie v. Saturn
(2) Tag Titles: Pitbulls (c) v. Heel Dudleys
(2) Scorpio v. Alfonso?
(2) Dreamer+Windham v. Bigelow+Henry
(5) ECW Title: Douglas (c) v. #1 Contender
(5) BONUS: Who gets fired for interference tonight?
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Hardcore TV
4/wk3/96

Alfonso opens the show by explaining the gimmick for this weekend. There's TOO MUCH INTERFERENCE these days, so it will be BANNED, and punishable by FIRING. However, he's a man who gives opportunities, so if you win a match, you'll be given a free pass to interfere in one match later in the night without even disqualifying anybody! Also, we're going to have tag matches tonight between established tag teams. The INDIVIDUAL winners of those matches will face off at the PPV for a shot at Douglas later in the night! (C+)

The first of those matches sees the Hardyz face the recently dethroned Eliminators. The Hardyz have a lot of fight in 'em, but their time has not yet come, and Saturn taps out Jeff. (D; Jeff was wasted) The heel Dudleys (Big Dick, Dances With, and Sign Guy) are hitting on Francine. The Pitbulls do not take kindly to this, and wipe them out from behind. (D)

The face Dudleys (I really need distinct names for the factions >_>) are up against What the Flock with TITLE RAMIFICATIONS on the line. The Raven-less Flock is coming into their own...and Stevie prevails! So it'll be Stevie v. Saturn for a shot at Douglas! (D) Dreamer and Windham are in the ring, with Windham attempting to console Dreamer on his loss. Dreamer needs to focus on self-improvement! Bigelow and Henry come out to interrupt the lovefest. They actually WON at the PPV, so maybe these yahoos should clear the ring. Dreamer says maybe they should settle it this weekend instead! (C+)

Taz is Cactus' latest partner in the battle against Whipwreck in specific and the Network in general. Cactus and Taz fight about even with Douglas and Whipwreck....but JERICHO is back to interfere on the Network's behalf! The MISCARRIAGE OF JUSTICE results in a Whipwreck win. (C+) Afterwards, Scorpio confronts Alfonso- that beatdown was totally unnecessary! Alfonso says it's important to keep his men in line, so Scorpio was unfortunately in a position to be made an example. He should know better than to challenge his betters. When this somehow fails to satisfy Too Cold, Alfonso says they should step in the ring this Friday! Scorpio is surprised to get a direct shot at the man, but hey, no interference, so it's probably not a trap, right? (C)

Overall: C- SUCCESS not enough wammen even though I gave Francine actual story and everything

NEWS
-Steamboat finds Douglas guilty of leaving a mess backstage
-WAR Rebellion Holds No Fear 1 gets C (ME: Hamaguchi d. Koshinaka)
-Scott Steiner to WAR
-WCW Saturday Night gets B- (ME: Road Warriors no contest Arn+Giant)
-Superstars gets C+ (ME: 1-2-3 d. Billy Gunn)
-USWA gets C- (ME: Morton d. Jarrett for the HW Title)
-WCW Turmoil gets D+ (ME: Gang/Bart no contest Sierra/Wright)
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show is written but predix aren't ready yet

maniac (and eaed?) missing
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SHOW 34
Mario hosts
Boko v. Zangief
Eaed v. Flair
Cena?+Rock+Scare v. ECHO?+Truth+Eddv
David v. Bison
MoT: Kora (c) v. Strife
UCA: Taker (c) v. Bang

SHOW 35

SHOW 36: NORMAL PPV

FUTURE
GRUDGE: Bowser v. David
GRUDGE: Bison v. Eaed
Panth v. Bison

This cycle you may nom THREE celebs!
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-EXILE: Undertaker (UCA Title) v. Johnny Mundo (Career) w/Bang
Even though Taker has to be a cool biker dude on a kids' tricycle, he seems particularly focused after seeing his partner from last week get squashed out of the fed. Mundo slaps Taker, but the champ no-sells it and levels him twice with successive hooks. Mundo fights back with a series of kicks into a sunset flip. Taker just sits up and chokeslams him! Taker backs Mundo into the corner with some body blows, but Mundo uses the ropes to hit a rana. Mundo's up first, but runs into a powerslam. Mundo rolls away from an elbow drop. Taker sits up again, but Mundo lands a basement dropkick. Taker sells it...nope, he was playing possum! Hell's Gate, but Mundo gets to the ropes before it can be locked in. Taker makes the throat-slit gesture, but Mundo kicks him away when he goes for the Tombstone. Mundo springboards...caught with the Last Ride! ....Tombstone Piledriver! 1......2.....3!
Winner: Taker

-Tornado Tonion helps Mundo to the back, and cuts himself so that we all cry at Mundo's retirement.

-EXILE: Korayashi (Master of Taybles) v. Sonic the Hedgehog (Career)
One has to wonder if any of the challengers are going to survive the night, but this one's personal for Sonic. Sonic tackles Kora off the bell, and they roll around slugging each other for a bit. Kora eventually gets the better of that exchange, countering FIGHTING SPIRIT~ with heel grit. Kora gets the Sharpshooter, but Sonic gets to the ropes. Kora holds it until 5 anyway, why not? Sonic hits a series of somersault attacks, and Kora's starting to gas a bit. Flying kick sends Kora onto the apron near a table...Sonic charges....and Kora whips him through the ropes...and through the table!
Winner: Kora

-Cueto is backstage instructing Penta to keep his cool out there. He won't get retired, and Cueto doesn't want his soon-to-be-former champ injured needlessly.

-EXILE: John Cena (B8WL Title) w/Scare v. Pentagon Jr. (Career)
Penta is not all that calm after all, and kicks Cena's arms repeatedly. Cena weathers the storm and wakes up the crowd with a discus clothesline in retaliation. Penta low blows him as he hypes the crowd, then hits a facebuster! Scare hops on the apron and reminds Penta that Lucha Underground got dropped from Netflix! Penta is FURIOUS and chases him for a couple laps around the ring before catching him. Armbar on Scare! Cena watches....because the ref has been counting! Penta realizes this at 18 and tries to get back, but Scare grabs his foot....and Penta gets counted out! HE SHOULDA CALMED DOWN I GUESS.
Winner by countout: Cena

-...nope that's it one of our top heels just got fired by a dirty countout loss goodnight everybody
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SHOW 34: EXILE

-Rock is here to host Bang and Mundo. Mundo is feeling confident that he will survive to take TrikeTaker's UCA Title tonight. When pressed on Flair's involvement in the match last week, they deny any collusion with him- he was acting on his own and almost got them screwed over. Bang is getting restless waiting for the big match tonight and wants to blow off some steam. She issues an OPEN CHALLENGE for right here right now!



THE MIZ comes out! He's been impressed by Bang and Mundo's work lately, and is looking forward to Mundo/Taker. But he never quite forgave Mundo for contributing to his early retirement...so he'll take this chance to dust off the boots and step back in the ring with Bang! (Fun fact: this is exactly when he would've returned to the active roster if we had voted to keep him around)

-Match: Bangladesh DuPree w/Mundo v. The Miz
Miz clocks Bang with the mic, and Bowser runs in on Mundo, taking him out of the equation! ...But Bang dropkicks Bowser into the cameraman, evening the score for now. After a bit more, Taker comes out (on a tricycle, true to the deal) and distracts Bang, giving Miz the upper hand. Despite all that, the rust is starting to show on the assistant GM, and Bang is just a bit too fast and strong, getting the win with a big lariat.
Winner: Bang

-Bison comes out and high fives Bang, then they put the boots to Miz a bit more!

-Maniac is in the ring to await a MYSTERY DEBUT OPPONENT.



ZANGIEF is here in B8WL! He is pleased to have Comrade Maniac for strong wrestle.

-Match: King Maniac v. Zangief
...Comrade Maniac is strong wrestle, and squashes Zangief, culminating by straight up powering him down in a test of strength and suplexing him for a three. Eaed joins Maniac in a Russian victory dance.
Winner: Maniac

-Match: Panthera v. M. Bison
The announcers are unsure that Panth can do better this time than a couple shows ago, but at least no puppies have been kicked yet. Panth gets a big ol' shine at the start, kicking the former UCA champ around. Unfortunately, the ref gets bumped by a stray lariat, and Bison takes advantage to sneak in a blast of Psycho Power! That ain't legal, but the ref is busy being dead, and Bison is able to get the win.
Winner: Bison

-While Bison is busy beating old foes over and over, he might as well beat up Eaed again one of these days! He gloats about his power, but Panthera recovers and hits the Pounce on him!

-EXILE: Bowser (Hardcore Title) v. Kenshin Himura (Career)
Kenshin must come out in a diaper, which is perhaps his reasoning for putting his career on the line in a last attempt at salvaging some pride. Bowser mocks him for a while before the bell. Bowser charges straight at Kenshin and crushes him into the corner! Kenshin is squashed in more ways than one! Cover! 1.....2....3!
Winner: Bowser
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Massacre on Queens Boulevard

We're opening with a no-buildup TV Title match between Taz and Chavo! Hot off "fixing" Raven offscreen, Taz is looking dangerous lately. Chavo gives him a good run, but the challenger is able to parlay the momentum into a win! (D+) The Network are in the ring to gloat that poor wittle la parka bwoke his little collarbone, and can't compete tonight! Douglas has already run through everybody else in this fed, so I guess that means he gets a night off....he's interrupted by Heyman! There's definitely one guy Douglas hasn't beat lately, and that's TOMMY DREAMER! Dreamer comes out with Windham in tow, and Alfonso is forced to admit that it'd be a good main event for tonight. (B-)

Bam Bam Bigelow and the Dudleyz punch each other a whole lot for ten minutes. The Dudleyz don't look out of place against the main eventers, but neither are they gonna win a brawl with them. (C) Missy Hyatt does sexy Miss Hyatt things. (B-) Tag Titles! The Eliminators will defend against the Pitbulls. Thanks to some Francine fanservice, the Pitbulls are able to take down a distracted Kronus for the win! (C)

Too Cold Scorpio is up against Mustapha Saed. Scorpio is still upset that he will never get his hands on Sheik, and Mustapha is just looking to prove himself as a singles competitor in the conspicuous absence of New Jack. Both men have something to prove tonight, but Scorpio has the moves to pull it off. (C-) Scorpio sighs and plays to the crowd....the Network rush him from behind! Douglas and Whipwreck brutalize Scorpio while Alfonso warns the locker room that THIS is what happens when the hired help gets out of line! (C-)

Cactus comes out to brawl with Whipwreck, and gets a few cheap shots from Douglas and Alfonso before the bell rings for their match. Cactus starts off on the back foot, but soon Douglas and Alfonso head to the back to get ready for Dreamer. With the numbers game out of the equation, the veteran Cactus is able to start turning the tables on his former protege. A few broken tables and chair shots later, Cactus Jack gets the big win. (C+) Cactus says that Whipwreck's first mistake was throwing away their friendship, but his biggest one was betting against ECW! (B)

It's time for the main event, as Windham psyches Dreamer up on the entry ramp. Dreamer and Douglas are a roughly even match, and it goes back and forth. Windham keeps interjecting himself into the proceedings, taunting Douglas and yelling advice to Dreamer. Eventually this backfires, as Windham gives Dreamer a long enough lecture that Douglas is able to recover and get in a blindside attack on both of them. Franchiser! 1....2...3! Douglas retains! (C-)

Overall: C- SUCCESS

NEWS
-Leilani Kai wins the USWA Women's Title
-Lance Storm bulks up to Middleweight
-Raw gets A (ME: HBK d. Bret by DQ)
-Nitro gets B (ME: Pillman/Animal no contest)

Lopen: 16/15
Sultan: 16/15
5tar: 16/15
Maniac: 16/15
War: 13/15

Lopen: 88/121
War: 80/94
Sultan: 77/92
eaed: 61/106
!5tar: 58/63
Maniac: 33/36
CPU: 10/22

Lopen wins! I contacted him already so we're already set to move on :D

PREDICT IT!
See below: Hardyz v. Eliminators
See below: (Face) Dudleys v. What the Flock
(2) Cactus/Taz v. Douglas/Whipwreck
(1x2) BONUS: In the first two matches, the individuals awarded the decision will advance to a #1 Contender match for the ECW Title. Pick both of 'em.
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got me an ishtar

my luck apparently extends only to archers but hey she'll go nicely with my np2 tesla
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@eaedwards6400
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>_>
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the tour was pretty cool

at the panel we all got demon god pillar party hats
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(nobody said it had to be a VALUABLE career)

SHOW 33: EXILE
Rock hosts
Maniac v. ???
Panthera v. Bison
HC v. CAREER: Bowser (c) v. Kenshin
UCA v. CAREER: Taker (c) v. Mundo
MOT v. CAREER: Kora (c) v. Sonic
GRUDGE TITLE v. CAREER: Cena (c) v. Penta

FUTURE
GRUDGE: David v. Kenshin
David v. Bison
GRUDGE: Bowser v. David
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-Non-title: Cena v. Truth
Cena initially struggles with Truth's quickness, but eventually catches him with a Springboard Stunner, really waking up the crowd. He throws in another couple for good measure! Truth dodges a 5-Knuckle Shuffle, kips up....and runs right into an AA. Good night, Irene.
Winner: Cena

-Cena says he's got no time for small fry like MLMF when a career-defining match with Penta is next week!

-Wreck-it Ralph thinks a ballgown might look nice on Bang, but he doesn't know about that Mundo guy. The heels are in earshot and it's hard to tell who's more offended.

-DOUBLE GRUDGE HUMILIATING COSTUMES MATCH: Taker and Kenshin v. Bang and Mundo
Kenshin starts against Mundo, and hits Ryukansen before tagging out. Mundo bounces back with Moonlight Drive on Taker, tag to Bang. Taker's up quick, but Bang pokes him in the eye and tags out. Mundo gets a spinebuster, tag to Kenshin. Lotta fluidity today! Kenshin charges into a knee, and Mundo brings Bang back in. Kenshin reads a discus punch, and instead hits Ryushosen! One more of those, then a tag to Taker. Mundo berates Kenshin- Bang is clearly hurt! She slides out of the ring, and Mundo looks to the back for backup...out comes Flair! He's taking Bang's spot, I guess. Taker expresses his opinion on this subject by chokeslamming Flair for a quick two-count. Tag made to Kenshin, who gets a sucker punch for his trouble. Tag to Mundo, and a quick doubleteam stompfest. Flair gets into an argument with the ref....who decides he's had enough, and ejects him from the match! It's a 2-on-1 now! TNA! TNA! ....then Mundo hits a Moonlight Drive and wins anyway.
Winner, singular: Mundo

-The faces are pretty upset, but they are men of their word. Get ready for Diapers!Kenshin and the American Bad Heinie!

-MLMF are tired of being looked down on. Last week they took out Mario AND Rock! This week, they're winning in the main event. Next week, who knows how far they'll go at Exile?

-Match: Sonic/Strife/Scare v. MLMF (ECHO/Kora/Eddv)
Match barely has time to start when Scare gets the tag and ground and pounds Eddv, declaring that he's not Unbreakable! He doesn't stop for the ref....and gets DQ'd! What a lame main event!
Winners by DQ: MLMF

-Sonic is pretty pissed at this, so y'know what? At Exile, he's putting his career on the line to challenge Kora! Mastery of Taybles is just a side benefit to getting his hands on MLMF! This appears to play right into their hands, but Sonic's too MAD to think clearly.
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SHOW 32

-David is here to let us know he'll be medically cleared after Exile! The fans rally behind the idea of him doing something besides trading barbs with Uncle Kracker. He brings out his guests for tonight, Bangladesh DuPree and Johnny Mundo! They've got a match tonight against Taker and Kenshin, but they want to UP THE ANTE. If they lose, they have to wear matching fluffy ballroom gowns, but if they WIN, Taker's going to have to come to the ring on a tricycle, and Kenshin has to wear a diaper!

-Match: Eaed v. Penta
Eaed stops on the entry ramp to bicker with BOB SAPP, who insists that it's BOB SAPP TIME. More accurately, though, it's Penta time, because the #1 Contender jumps Eaed from behind off the distraction. It's back and forth for a lot of the match- Penta is fast and angry, but Eaed has him well-scouted and gets the crowd going for him. Penta low blows Eaed! ...and rolls him up for the three.
Winner: Penta

-Penta just starts demolishing ringside, trashing everything he can lay his hands on! He's going to rip John Cena apart just like this! CERO! MIEDO!

-Match: Flair v. ???
Flair styles and profiles down the aisle, but right as he's gearing up for a WOOO of epic proportions...

It's....it's @MajinZidane , here in B8WL to take on the Nature Boy! He's got Slime with him! Boko gives as good as he gets, shrugging off a series of chops and retaliating with one of his own. Flair shoves Boko into the ref, knocking him down. Flair snags a chair and beans Boko with it, then follows up with a chair-assisted elbow drop before the ref comes to! Flair manages to hit the ref with the Boko a second time, but this time Boko doesn't stay down long enough to capitalize. Boko rallies with a Chocobo Kick, but Flair withstands it...and gets the Figure Four! Boko taps!
Winner: Flair

-Bison is interviewed about Penta/Cena. Mean Gene seems to favor Cena, but Bison maintains that the day that Penta wins his title back will just be a Tuesday. (or whatever day I actually play Exile)

-HARDCORE TITLE: Bowser (c) v. Maniac
Bowser just falls on Maniac to start, then dropkicks him out of the ring. Van Daminator from Bowser, dang. Maniac goes under the ring as Bowser gloats, then gets him with a freakin' BLOWTORCH. Bowser is resistant to fire, but still! Maniac goes for a lariat, but Bowser flips him through the Spanish announce table. Bowser gets Maniac's leg in a grapevine, then calls for his posse! A bunch of Goombas storm ringside! Maniac tries to fight them off, but there are just so many....they swarm him and drag him up the ramp, still fighting. He doesn't manage to break away from the small army, and disappears into the back as Bowser simply watches. That's....a win, I guess?
Winner(ish) and still champ: Bowser

-Bowser admits that Maniac is strong....that's why he had a swarm of minions take him out! Mwahaha!

-Cena's backstage to hype up B8WL 2020, coming soon from Grey Dog Software! ...The Angry Video Nerd isn't buying the hype, and yells about the superiority of Fire Pro. He gets an AA.
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Lopen: 4/4
War: 4/4
eaed: 4/4
Maniac: 4/4
5tar: 3/4
Sultan: 2/4

Lopen: 72/106
War: 67/79
Sultan: 61/77
eaed: 61/106
!5tar: 42/48
Maniac: 17/21
CPU: 10/22

PREDICT IT!
Massacre on Queens Boulevard
4/wk2/96

(2) TV Title: Chavo (c) v. Taz
(2) Dudleyz v. Bigelow/Henry
(2) Tag Titles: Eliminators (c) v. Pitbulls
(2) Too Cold v. Mustapha
(2) Cactus v. Whipwreck
(5) ECW Title: Douglas (c) v. ???
(5) BONUS: With the card almost 100% different from what I was planning, who is Douglas' challenger?

The next PPV, for some reason, is in ONE WEEK, so that sounds to me like it's time for a dumb gimmick PPV! Prize this cycle will be to pick it.
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ECW Hardcore TV
Wk. 2, 4/96

Alfonso and Scorpio are in the ring, with a contract. Sheik is noticeably absent, and Alfonso apologizes that he's just too....Extreme...for the new ECW. Sheik's been let go, but not to worry! He has somebody else for Scorpio to fight instead....Mustapha Saed! Saed comes out and looks menacing while Scorpio tries to keep his temper. Oh, and Scorpio has a match right now BTW. (D) Scorpio makes quick work of Damien Stone, taking out some of his frustrations. (C-)

Richards and New Meanie are wandering around confused backstage, when they encounter Taz. Their little attack on him last week got Taz to think of the Flock as a problem. Taz solves his problems. You won't see Raven around for a long, long time, and if they're smart they'll make themselves scarce too. (D) Tommy Dreamer faces Big Dick Dudley next. Missy Hyatt is at ringside trying her best to get in Dreamer's pants, but Windham is at ringside annoying everybody, so it kinda balances out? At any rate, Dreamer avoids blowing the match. (D-)

Heyman psyches Parka up backstage. Next week is the match of his life, but tonight is his chance to prove he belongs there! He'll show the Network why they're wrong to underestimate him and ECW! (C-) Said chance comes in the form of a 6-man tag. Parka teams with the Pitbulls against Douglas and the Eliminators. Parka gets destroyed landing the wrong way on a tope, but finishes the match and gets the big win. (C)

Whipwreck is out with a mic to taunt Cactus some more. Cactus takes the bait....but Bigelow and Henry come in from the crowd! It was a setup! The heels put the boots to Cactus until the Dudleys show up to CLEAN HOUSE! (D)

Overall: D+ SUCCESS
La Parka sustains a broken collarbone

NEWS
-WWC falls to Small
-Jerry Sags fractures his larynx
-Gypsy Joe passes away
-Johnny Saint announces retirement
-Non-Iron Sheik retires
-Yuji Nagata open to working in Canada
-WCW Sat Night gets B (ME: Road Warriors d. Arn/Luger)
-Superstars gets B- (ME: 1-2-3/Bart Gunn no contest)
-WCW Turmoil gets C- (ME: Bart/Wallstreet d. Slater/Wright)
-AWF gets C- (ME: Honky d. Windham)

oh hey I have access to Psycho Sermons for the first time in my TEW career lol. Usually I'm a Motivational Speech guy!

Kronus no-shows an agent meeting
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Wait I was already ready and now I have a second update buffered

@eaedwards6400
@whateverispmyworkuses
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at least I got a lot of random mats and gems and stuff
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engaged tryhard mode
grinded through to final boss
not enough time to clear more missions, grab some kp stuff and go

.....knocked off half her first health bar

good thing I have extra SQ to burn on stupid amounts of continues!!
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Brock
Sheamus/Rusev (c)
Roman Reigns
Shane McMahon
Drew
Charlotte
Samoa Joe
The Miz (c)
Bobby Roode (c)

NAITO
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tonight is possible, but a very long shot
tomorrow is a bit of a long shot
so are Sat and Sun
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waiting on eaed but also myself
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a half hour a day keeps meaningful progress away

at least I cleared solomon in time to catch some of this event!!
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I don't know if it's THAT many but I have a freakin' lot

sometimes I use a bronze or silver one
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nooooooo
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We expecting this to rerun next year or anything? I want BB but it's gonna be tight for me to get her at all, much less ascension mats or extra copies @_@
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(what would being the punkEE in that situation be, then)
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se~n~pa~i~
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Flock is Stevie, New Meanie (Christian), the fond memory of Raven, and thassit
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Show 32
David hosts
Eaed v. Penta
??? v. Flair
HARDCORE TITLE: Bowser (c) v. Maniac
Non-title: Cena v. Truth
GRUDGE: Taker+Kenshin v. Bang+Mundo
Sonic+Scare+Strife v. ECHO+Kora+Eddv

SHOW 33: EXILE

GRUDGE TITLE v. CAREER: Cena (c) v. Penta

FUTURE
GRUDGE: David v. Kenshin
David v. Bison
GRUDGE: Bowser v. David
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-UCA Title Match: The Undertaker (c) v. Bangladesh DuPree w/Mundo
Bang admires ABA Taker's sweet chopper, and they almost start bonding over it before she remembers she's about to fight. Tie up....Last Ride off the bat, geeze. Old School follows....twice in a row. Taker might be getting a bit senile. Taker chases Bang to the outside...and ECHO shows up to get in a cheap shot! Slows Taker down long enough for Bang to catch him with a big slam. Taker shakes it off, though, and lands a chokeslam! Mundo tries to intervene but gets clocked....setting Bang up for a thunderous suplex! Taker's OUT, man. Bang crows for a bit, and goes f-HELL'S GATE. Bang taps right out!
Winner and STILL Champ: Taker

-Sonic is upset that Mario got taken out. He's gotta....go fast.

-Cena, Rock, and Scare get a little shoot-y as they talk about how they have to assemble the whole rogue's gallery against them just to provide decent opposition!

-Match: B8WL Champ Cena/Rock/Scare v. MoT Kora/Penta/Bowser
Penta kicks the snot out of Rock for a bit, as Cueto comes to ringside. Rock fights back....and Cueto immediately calls for the bell! Rock had a closed fist...so he's DQ'd! Cueto is feeling pissy tonight....but so is Cena! If they're gonna stack the deck against him like this, why doesn't he just take on Penta....Title v. Career, at Exile! Cueto likes this idea, but one more thing...MLMF run in! Truth bloodies Rock, in particular.
Winners by (questionable) DQ: Penta team
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I have returned from the void

Show #32

-Davidponte is here with special guest Uncle Kracker, whom I have absolutely zero idea how to write, but he's a heel. He goes off on recent negative media coverage, talking over David when he tries to calm him down. David didn't want to have to resort to this, but challenges him to a RAP BATTLE. It never really finishes, because at the end of david's first verse, he drops "I'm the greatest you'll ever see in your life/ Maybe that's why I've been going out with your ex-wife," at which Kracker's ex appears and leaves with David. Destroyed, or something.

-Bryan storms into Cueto's office. They were working together to take down Cena, and now he's not even booked for Implosion? Cueto calmly responds that Bryan let him down, and let the B8WL down. He's going to give Bryan a few weeks to think about his failures....by suspending him until after Exile!

-Match: King Maniac v. Johnny Mundo
Mundo's speed is tough to deal with early on, but Maniac eventually just gets mad and brawls him. The match goes to the mat, and Maniac gets him with a series of suplexes.
Winner: Maniac

-Maniac complements Mundo's technique, but Maniac wanted it more today. Eaed is with him, and he may be from the future, but he's excited to fight a legend of the past!

-Match: eaedwards v. Ric Flair
That legendary status seems to have earned Flair a bit of leniency from the ref, and he is able to pull out all his tricks. Eaed rallies back with a series of shots to the head. Flair almost gets him with a sucker rollup, but Eaed escapes. Eaed charges, but Flair catches him with a trip...and slaps on the Figure Four! Eaed's got nowhere to go....and eventually taps!
Winner: Flair

-Eaed goes for a handshake, but Flair brushes his hair instead! Rude.

-Match: Mario w/Peach, Sonic, and Strife v. Men of Low Moral Fiber (ECHO, Eddv, and Truth w/Caelus)
The announce team wonders what's going to happen with Panth's scheduled match against the now-suspended Bryan- Vampiro posits that nobody cares. The match quickly degenerates into a brawl, and Caelus makes his presence felt with a bottle to Strife's head. ...It doesn't slow the faces down much, though, as Strife tanks it and tags out to Sonic, beginning a long string of face offense. ECHO gets the worst of it. ECHO soaks a ton of damage, but a slap to the face from Peach into a rollup eventually does him (...it?) in.
Winners: Mario Team

-....But we're not done here. Truth is still fresh after never actually getting in the match, and Kora's here too. MLMF overwhelm the faces and begin a brutal beatdown of Mario in specific, braining him with the Mastery of Taybles (...what IS it, anyway? A belt? A cup? I never thought to specify) before putting him through the announce table! Mario has to be stretchered out.

-Match: Panthera v. M. Bison
Bison replacing Bryan is seen by the announce team as a letdown. Panthera brings some stuffed dogs to ringside, and lets the ref pet them. Bison makes the mistake of punting one of them, and Panthera lays into him. Unfortunately, Panthera crotches himself going for the top rope. Bison shakes the rope, but gets a warning from the ref. As the match continues, Panthera lays out Bison with a beautiful suicide dive, but can't quite get him back in the ring to finish the deal. Bison eventually finds his feet, and whacks Panth a couple times with a chair! That'll do it.
Winner: Bison
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....there's more lol incoming on this show
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War: 4/4
Lopen: 3/4
5tar: 3/4
Maniac: 3/4
Eaed: 2/4
Sultan: 1/4

Lopen: 68/102
War: 63/75
Sultan: 59/73
eaed: 57/102
!5tar: 39/44
Maniac: 13/17
CPU: 10/22

PREDICT IT!
Hardcore TV, Wk. 2, 4/96

Scorpio v. Stone
Dreamer v. Big D
(2) Parka/Pitbulls v. Douglas/Eliminators
(2) BONUS: The Network has a replacement opponent for Scorpio. Who is it? (Hint: He's on the roster already, but not used much)
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NEWS
-UWFi Fugitive Dome Battle gets C+ (ME: Takayama d. Fujinami to retain)
-CWA TX Civil War 1996 gets D+ (ME: Hector d. Mantell to retain)
-Raven switches from Brawler to Entertainer. Hopefully he brings back Johnny Polo!
-Steve Williams wins the AJPW Triple Crown
-Chavo Rising :D
-AJW grows to Cult
-CWA TX grows to Regional
-Gran Hamada out for a year+ with a concussion
-Fujinami out for a month with Hyphema
-PWA feuds Blacktop Bully v. Robert Gibson
-Kamala to PWA
-Raw gets A (ME: Bulldog/Razor no contest)
-Nitro gets B (ME: Savage d. Pillman)
-WCW Saturday Night gets B- (ME: Road Warriors d. Arn/Sullivan)
-WCW Turmoil gets C- (ME: Slater d. Warlord)
-AWF gets C- (ME: Honky/Windham broadway)
-Superstars gets D+ (ME: Phatu d. Billy Gunn)
-USWA gets D (ME: Gilbert/Christopher/JC d. Spellbinder/Cobra/Brown)
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Can already tell today is probably another miss

Next chance is Friday
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maybe today, maybe not
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the other 5% is depression

another chance tomorrow
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Monday is about 95% certain
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