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Tom Bombadil
05/02/19 12:40:59 PM
#301:


ECW Hardcore TV
Wk. 1, 4/96

Scorpio corners Alfonso and once again requests to fight Sheik. Alfonso wants to make sure that's what Scorpio really wants- to face the mad man? Scorpio stands his ground, and Alfonso agrees, on the condition that Scorpio be responsible for any lost time and revenue if he gets himself injured. Scorpio agrees, and Alfonso will draw up a contract to sign next week. (C-) Sheik demonstrates his monstrosity by beating up 911 until he gets gassed (about three minutes into the match.) (Also he was wasted AND high (D-)

Buh Buh Ray and D-Von Dudley have won the battle of the Dudleys, and they're gonna venture out on their own, away from the rest of the clan. They'll take on any challengers at the Massacre on Queens....and Mark Henry and Bam Bam Bigelow waste no time accepting. (C) The whole Flock squares off with Taz and the Pitbulls, with the stipulation that a tag title shot is on the line for the Pitbulls and What the Flock. It's a pretty even match, with the tenacity of the faces compensating for a slight defecit in unity. It comes down to Raven and Taz in the ring after a while...and Raven just grabs a chair and goes to town on Taz! That's a DQ, but he appears to have made his point. (D+) (Raven was wasted)

Windham is counseling an unmotivated Dreamer. Windham brings in Missy Hyatt and Francine to flounce around in skimpy outfits, then tells Dreamer to stay focused and not let SUCCUBI distract him. (C+) Our main event is Cactus and Parka against Chavo and Whipwreck, following the events of the past week. La Parka gets a big win after a while! (C+) Parka grabs a mic, and in broken English, attempts to convey that he's been doing well against the Network lately. He wants a shot at Douglas! Douglas comes out and laughs him off...but grants the shot, because it'll be his easiest defense ever! (C)

Overall: C SUCCESS

The Iron Sheik and Raven have been let go after 4+ Extreme Wellness violations.
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Maniac64
05/02/19 4:55:41 PM
#302:


Well that's fun
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WarThaNemesis2
05/02/19 5:01:49 PM
#303:


so i had the right logic, but the wrong match
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Lopen
05/02/19 5:06:42 PM
#304:


F***ing b*******!
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Tom Bombadil
05/07/19 8:56:46 AM
#305:


maybe today, maybe not
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Tom Bombadil
05/07/19 1:49:48 PM
#306:


NEWS
-UWFi Fugitive Dome Battle gets C+ (ME: Takayama d. Fujinami to retain)
-CWA TX Civil War 1996 gets D+ (ME: Hector d. Mantell to retain)
-Raven switches from Brawler to Entertainer. Hopefully he brings back Johnny Polo!
-Steve Williams wins the AJPW Triple Crown
-Chavo Rising :D
-AJW grows to Cult
-CWA TX grows to Regional
-Gran Hamada out for a year+ with a concussion
-Fujinami out for a month with Hyphema
-PWA feuds Blacktop Bully v. Robert Gibson
-Kamala to PWA
-Raw gets A (ME: Bulldog/Razor no contest)
-Nitro gets B (ME: Savage d. Pillman)
-WCW Saturday Night gets B- (ME: Road Warriors d. Arn/Sullivan)
-WCW Turmoil gets C- (ME: Slater d. Warlord)
-AWF gets C- (ME: Honky/Windham broadway)
-Superstars gets D+ (ME: Phatu d. Billy Gunn)
-USWA gets D (ME: Gilbert/Christopher/JC d. Spellbinder/Cobra/Brown)
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Tom Bombadil
05/07/19 2:51:18 PM
#307:


War: 4/4
Lopen: 3/4
5tar: 3/4
Maniac: 3/4
Eaed: 2/4
Sultan: 1/4

Lopen: 68/102
War: 63/75
Sultan: 59/73
eaed: 57/102
!5tar: 39/44
Maniac: 13/17
CPU: 10/22

PREDICT IT!
Hardcore TV, Wk. 2, 4/96

Scorpio v. Stone
Dreamer v. Big D
(2) Parka/Pitbulls v. Douglas/Eliminators
(2) BONUS: The Network has a replacement opponent for Scorpio. Who is it? (Hint: He's on the roster already, but not used much)
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Tom Bombadil
05/07/19 2:59:45 PM
#308:


....there's more lol incoming on this show
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TheSultanOfSlam
05/07/19 4:31:56 PM
#309:


Scorpio
Dreamer
(2) Douglas/Eliminators
(2) BONUS: The Network has a replacement opponent for Scorpio. Who is it? (Hint: He's on the roster already, but not used much)

No idea Stevie Richards?
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Maniac64
05/07/19 7:39:40 PM
#310:


Scorpio
Dreamer
Parka/pitbulls

Who else is in the flock?
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Tom Bombadil
05/07/19 8:52:24 PM
#311:


Flock is Stevie, New Meanie (Christian), the fond memory of Raven, and thassit
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Maniac64
05/07/19 10:15:00 PM
#312:


Oh.

I'll go with Richard's then I guess.
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WarThaNemesis2
05/07/19 10:21:05 PM
#313:


Scorpio
Dreamer
Parkabulls
(2) BONUS: The Network has a replacement opponent for Scorpio. Who is it? (Hint: He's on the roster already, but not used much) Matt Hardy
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5tarscream
05/08/19 3:50:36 AM
#314:


Scorpio
Big D
Parka/Pitbulls

Bonus: Tajiri
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Lopen
05/08/19 4:05:08 PM
#315:


Scorpio
Dreamer
(2) Parka/Pitbulls
(2) BONUS: The Network has a replacement opponent for Scorpio. Who is it? (Hint: He's on the roster already, but not used much) Dances With Dudley
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Tom Bombadil
05/14/19 10:39:31 AM
#316:


waiting on eaed but also myself
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Tom Bombadil
05/16/19 10:12:41 AM
#317:


Wait I was already ready and now I have a second update buffered

@eaedwards6400
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eaedwards6400
05/16/19 10:47:58 AM
#318:


Scorpio
Dreamer
(2) Parka/Pitbulls
(2) BONUS: The Network has a replacement opponent for Scorpio. Who is it? New Meaine
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Tom Bombadil
05/16/19 12:00:13 PM
#319:


ECW Hardcore TV
Wk. 2, 4/96

Alfonso and Scorpio are in the ring, with a contract. Sheik is noticeably absent, and Alfonso apologizes that he's just too....Extreme...for the new ECW. Sheik's been let go, but not to worry! He has somebody else for Scorpio to fight instead....Mustapha Saed! Saed comes out and looks menacing while Scorpio tries to keep his temper. Oh, and Scorpio has a match right now BTW. (D) Scorpio makes quick work of Damien Stone, taking out some of his frustrations. (C-)

Richards and New Meanie are wandering around confused backstage, when they encounter Taz. Their little attack on him last week got Taz to think of the Flock as a problem. Taz solves his problems. You won't see Raven around for a long, long time, and if they're smart they'll make themselves scarce too. (D) Tommy Dreamer faces Big Dick Dudley next. Missy Hyatt is at ringside trying her best to get in Dreamer's pants, but Windham is at ringside annoying everybody, so it kinda balances out? At any rate, Dreamer avoids blowing the match. (D-)

Heyman psyches Parka up backstage. Next week is the match of his life, but tonight is his chance to prove he belongs there! He'll show the Network why they're wrong to underestimate him and ECW! (C-) Said chance comes in the form of a 6-man tag. Parka teams with the Pitbulls against Douglas and the Eliminators. Parka gets destroyed landing the wrong way on a tope, but finishes the match and gets the big win. (C)

Whipwreck is out with a mic to taunt Cactus some more. Cactus takes the bait....but Bigelow and Henry come in from the crowd! It was a setup! The heels put the boots to Cactus until the Dudleys show up to CLEAN HOUSE! (D)

Overall: D+ SUCCESS
La Parka sustains a broken collarbone

NEWS
-WWC falls to Small
-Jerry Sags fractures his larynx
-Gypsy Joe passes away
-Johnny Saint announces retirement
-Non-Iron Sheik retires
-Yuji Nagata open to working in Canada
-WCW Sat Night gets B (ME: Road Warriors d. Arn/Luger)
-Superstars gets B- (ME: 1-2-3/Bart Gunn no contest)
-WCW Turmoil gets C- (ME: Bart/Wallstreet d. Slater/Wright)
-AWF gets C- (ME: Honky d. Windham)

oh hey I have access to Psycho Sermons for the first time in my TEW career lol. Usually I'm a Motivational Speech guy!

Kronus no-shows an agent meeting

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Tom Bombadil
05/16/19 12:03:10 PM
#320:


Lopen: 4/4
War: 4/4
eaed: 4/4
Maniac: 4/4
5tar: 3/4
Sultan: 2/4

Lopen: 72/106
War: 67/79
Sultan: 61/77
eaed: 61/106
!5tar: 42/48
Maniac: 17/21
CPU: 10/22

PREDICT IT!
Massacre on Queens Boulevard
4/wk2/96

(2) TV Title: Chavo (c) v. Taz
(2) Dudleyz v. Bigelow/Henry
(2) Tag Titles: Eliminators (c) v. Pitbulls
(2) Too Cold v. Mustapha
(2) Cactus v. Whipwreck
(5) ECW Title: Douglas (c) v. ???
(5) BONUS: With the card almost 100% different from what I was planning, who is Douglas' challenger?

The next PPV, for some reason, is in ONE WEEK, so that sounds to me like it's time for a dumb gimmick PPV! Prize this cycle will be to pick it.
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5tarscream
05/16/19 12:18:12 PM
#321:


TV Title: Chavo (c)
(2) Big/Henry
(2) Tag Titles: Eliminators (c)
(2) Too Cold
(2) Cactus
(5) ECW Title: Douglas (c)
(5) BONUS: With the card almost 100% different from what I was planning, who is Douglas' challenger?
Dreamer
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Tom Bombadil
05/20/19 12:37:16 PM
#322:


>_>
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TheSultanOfSlam
05/20/19 3:25:22 PM
#323:


TV Title: Chavo (c)
(2) Bigelow/Henry
(2) Tag Titles: Eliminators (c) v
(2) Too Cold
(2) Cactus v.
(5) ECW Title: Douglas (c) v. ???
(5) BONUS: With the card almost 100% different from what I was planning, who is Douglas' challenger?

The next PPV, for some reason, is in ONE WEEK, so that sounds to me like it's time for a dumb gimmick PPV! Prize this cycle will be to pick it.

Dreamer
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Maniac64
05/20/19 6:17:06 PM
#324:


Chavo
Bigelow/Henry
Eliminators
Too cold
Cactus
Douglas
Dreamer
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TheSultanOfSlam
05/20/19 6:25:17 PM
#325:


Oh Douglass to retain btw
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Lopen
05/20/19 6:26:56 PM
#326:


Tom Bombadil posted...
La Parka sustains a broken collarbone


What's the point :(

(2) TV Title: Taz
(2) Dudleyz
(2) Tag Titles: Eliminators (c)
(2) Too Cold
(2) Cactus
(5) ECW Title: Douglas (c)
(5) BONUS: With the card almost 100% different from what I was planning, who is Douglas' challenger?
... uhh Dreamer I'm original
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WarThaNemesis2
05/20/19 10:30:48 PM
#327:


(2) TV Title: Taz
(2) Bigelow/Henry
(2) Tag Titles: Eliminators (c)
(2) Too Cold
(2) Cactus
(5) ECW Title: Douglas (c)
(5) BONUS: With the card almost 100% different from what I was planning, who is Douglas' challenger? Windham
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Tom Bombadil
05/21/19 6:29:01 AM
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Tom Bombadil
05/23/19 9:49:06 AM
#329:


Massacre on Queens Boulevard

We're opening with a no-buildup TV Title match between Taz and Chavo! Hot off "fixing" Raven offscreen, Taz is looking dangerous lately. Chavo gives him a good run, but the challenger is able to parlay the momentum into a win! (D+) The Network are in the ring to gloat that poor wittle la parka bwoke his little collarbone, and can't compete tonight! Douglas has already run through everybody else in this fed, so I guess that means he gets a night off....he's interrupted by Heyman! There's definitely one guy Douglas hasn't beat lately, and that's TOMMY DREAMER! Dreamer comes out with Windham in tow, and Alfonso is forced to admit that it'd be a good main event for tonight. (B-)

Bam Bam Bigelow and the Dudleyz punch each other a whole lot for ten minutes. The Dudleyz don't look out of place against the main eventers, but neither are they gonna win a brawl with them. (C) Missy Hyatt does sexy Miss Hyatt things. (B-) Tag Titles! The Eliminators will defend against the Pitbulls. Thanks to some Francine fanservice, the Pitbulls are able to take down a distracted Kronus for the win! (C)

Too Cold Scorpio is up against Mustapha Saed. Scorpio is still upset that he will never get his hands on Sheik, and Mustapha is just looking to prove himself as a singles competitor in the conspicuous absence of New Jack. Both men have something to prove tonight, but Scorpio has the moves to pull it off. (C-) Scorpio sighs and plays to the crowd....the Network rush him from behind! Douglas and Whipwreck brutalize Scorpio while Alfonso warns the locker room that THIS is what happens when the hired help gets out of line! (C-)

Cactus comes out to brawl with Whipwreck, and gets a few cheap shots from Douglas and Alfonso before the bell rings for their match. Cactus starts off on the back foot, but soon Douglas and Alfonso head to the back to get ready for Dreamer. With the numbers game out of the equation, the veteran Cactus is able to start turning the tables on his former protege. A few broken tables and chair shots later, Cactus Jack gets the big win. (C+) Cactus says that Whipwreck's first mistake was throwing away their friendship, but his biggest one was betting against ECW! (B)

It's time for the main event, as Windham psyches Dreamer up on the entry ramp. Dreamer and Douglas are a roughly even match, and it goes back and forth. Windham keeps interjecting himself into the proceedings, taunting Douglas and yelling advice to Dreamer. Eventually this backfires, as Windham gives Dreamer a long enough lecture that Douglas is able to recover and get in a blindside attack on both of them. Franchiser! 1....2...3! Douglas retains! (C-)

Overall: C- SUCCESS

NEWS
-Leilani Kai wins the USWA Women's Title
-Lance Storm bulks up to Middleweight
-Raw gets A (ME: HBK d. Bret by DQ)
-Nitro gets B (ME: Pillman/Animal no contest)

Lopen: 16/15
Sultan: 16/15
5tar: 16/15
Maniac: 16/15
War: 13/15

Lopen: 88/121
War: 80/94
Sultan: 77/92
eaed: 61/106
!5tar: 58/63
Maniac: 33/36
CPU: 10/22

Lopen wins! I contacted him already so we're already set to move on :D

PREDICT IT!
See below: Hardyz v. Eliminators
See below: (Face) Dudleys v. What the Flock
(2) Cactus/Taz v. Douglas/Whipwreck
(1x2) BONUS: In the first two matches, the individuals awarded the decision will advance to a #1 Contender match for the ECW Title. Pick both of 'em.
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Lopen
05/23/19 11:03:38 AM
#330:


See below: Hardyz
See below: What the Flock
Douglas/Whipwreck
(1x2) BONUS: In the first two matches, the individuals awarded the decision will advance to a #1 Contender match for the ECW Title. Jeff Hardy and Stevie Richards
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TheSultanOfSlam
05/23/19 11:24:25 AM
#331:


See below: Hardyz v.
See below: (Face) Dudleys
(2)Douglas/Whipwreck
(1x2) BONUS: In the first two matches, the individuals awarded the decision will advance to a #1 Contender match for the ECW Title. Pick both of 'em.
Bubba and Jeff?? Ifk
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5tarscream
05/24/19 5:11:20 AM
#332:


See below: Hardyz
See below: (Face) Dudleys
(2) Cactus/Taz
(1x2) BONUS: Matt/Bubba
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WarThaNemesis2
05/24/19 7:41:15 PM
#333:


Eliminators
Dudleys
Douglas/Whipwreck
(1x2) BONUS: In the first two matches, the individuals awarded the decision will advance to a #1 Contender match for the ECW Title. Pick both of 'em. Saturn and Bubba
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Tom Bombadil
05/29/19 7:06:54 AM
#334:


show is written but predix aren't ready yet

maniac (and eaed?) missing
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Maniac64
05/29/19 7:21:03 AM
#335:


Sorry

Eliminators
Dudley's
Douglas/shipwreck
Saturn and Bubba
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eaedwards6400
05/29/19 8:33:53 AM
#336:


See below: Hardyz
See below: (Face) Dudleys
(2) Cactus/Taz

Go from left field and say Matt and D-Von
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Tom Bombadil
05/29/19 4:10:49 PM
#337:


Hardcore TV
4/wk3/96

Alfonso opens the show by explaining the gimmick for this weekend. There's TOO MUCH INTERFERENCE these days, so it will be BANNED, and punishable by FIRING. However, he's a man who gives opportunities, so if you win a match, you'll be given a free pass to interfere in one match later in the night without even disqualifying anybody! Also, we're going to have tag matches tonight between established tag teams. The INDIVIDUAL winners of those matches will face off at the PPV for a shot at Douglas later in the night! (C+)

The first of those matches sees the Hardyz face the recently dethroned Eliminators. The Hardyz have a lot of fight in 'em, but their time has not yet come, and Saturn taps out Jeff. (D; Jeff was wasted) The heel Dudleys (Big Dick, Dances With, and Sign Guy) are hitting on Francine. The Pitbulls do not take kindly to this, and wipe them out from behind. (D)

The face Dudleys (I really need distinct names for the factions >_>) are up against What the Flock with TITLE RAMIFICATIONS on the line. The Raven-less Flock is coming into their own...and Stevie prevails! So it'll be Stevie v. Saturn for a shot at Douglas! (D) Dreamer and Windham are in the ring, with Windham attempting to console Dreamer on his loss. Dreamer needs to focus on self-improvement! Bigelow and Henry come out to interrupt the lovefest. They actually WON at the PPV, so maybe these yahoos should clear the ring. Dreamer says maybe they should settle it this weekend instead! (C+)

Taz is Cactus' latest partner in the battle against Whipwreck in specific and the Network in general. Cactus and Taz fight about even with Douglas and Whipwreck....but JERICHO is back to interfere on the Network's behalf! The MISCARRIAGE OF JUSTICE results in a Whipwreck win. (C+) Afterwards, Scorpio confronts Alfonso- that beatdown was totally unnecessary! Alfonso says it's important to keep his men in line, so Scorpio was unfortunately in a position to be made an example. He should know better than to challenge his betters. When this somehow fails to satisfy Too Cold, Alfonso says they should step in the ring this Friday! Scorpio is surprised to get a direct shot at the man, but hey, no interference, so it's probably not a trap, right? (C)

Overall: C- SUCCESS not enough wammen even though I gave Francine actual story and everything

NEWS
-Steamboat finds Douglas guilty of leaving a mess backstage
-WAR Rebellion Holds No Fear 1 gets C (ME: Hamaguchi d. Koshinaka)
-Scott Steiner to WAR
-WCW Saturday Night gets B- (ME: Road Warriors no contest Arn+Giant)
-Superstars gets C+ (ME: 1-2-3 d. Billy Gunn)
-USWA gets C- (ME: Morton d. Jarrett for the HW Title)
-WCW Turmoil gets D+ (ME: Gang/Bart no contest Sierra/Wright)
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Tom Bombadil
05/29/19 4:15:37 PM
#338:


War: 4/4
Maniac: 4/4
Lopen: 4/4
Sultan: 2/4
eaed: 0/4
5tar: 0/4

War: 84/98
Sultan: 79/96
eaed: 61/110
!5tar: 58/67
Maniac: 37/40
CPU: 10/22
Lopen: 4/4

PREDICT IT!
ECW Hostile City Showdown

(2) Fans bring the weapons: Cactus v. Mustapha
(2) #1 Contender: Stevie v. Saturn
(2) Tag Titles: Pitbulls (c) v. Heel Dudleys
(2) Scorpio v. Alfonso?
(2) Dreamer+Windham v. Bigelow+Henry
(5) ECW Title: Douglas (c) v. #1 Contender
(5) BONUS: Who gets fired for interference tonight?
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5tarscream
05/29/19 8:03:32 PM
#339:


Nice. Nailed it.

ECW Hostile City Showdown

(2) Fans bring the weapons: Cactus
(2) #1 Contender: Saturn
(2) Tag Titles: Pitbulls (c)
(2) Scorpio
(2) Bigelow+Henry
(5) ECW Title: Douglas (c)
(5) BONUS: Who gets fired for interference tonight? Jeff Hardy
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Tom Bombadil
06/06/19 7:30:28 AM
#340:


....that it?
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WarThaNemesis2
06/06/19 8:52:37 AM
#341:


(2) Fans bring the weapons: Cactus
(2) #1 Contender: Saturn
(2) Tag Titles: Pitbulls (c)
(2) Alfonso
(2) Bigelow+Henry
(5) ECW Title: Douglas (c)
(5) BONUS: Who gets fired for interference tonight? Why that will be one Jeffrey Nero Hardy, sir.

Edit: woops had wrong pick for Scorpio/Alfonso
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Maniac64
06/06/19 10:21:49 AM
#342:


Cactus
Stevie
Pitbulls
Scorpio
Big & Strong
Douglas

Saturns partner
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06/07/19 4:34:20 PM
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06/07/19 5:56:17 PM
#344:


(2) Fans bring the weapons: Cactus v
(2) #1 Contender: Stevie
(2) Tag Titles: . Heel Dudleys
(2) Alfonso?
(2) Bigelow+Henry
(5) ECW Title: Douglas (c)
(5) BONUS: Who gets fired for interference tonight?
NEW Meanie?
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Tom Bombadil
06/11/19 11:38:03 PM
#345:


I am gonna go ahead and cut off the *prediction cycle* here. I'll let Eaed and Lopen (and anybody else) have another day or two to predict, but neither can catch up to Sultan and War anyway, so I will go ahead and ask the winner for their prize choice.
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Tom Bombadil
06/14/19 3:21:00 PM
#346:


ECW Hostile City Showdown
Fri, Wk. 3, 4/96

Cactus Jack is here. Earlier he requested that a message be posted on www.ecw.com (AOL Keyword: ECW) asking the fans to bring weapons to the show! He feels like a war tonight, so he thanks you for your help. Now, who wants to go to war with him? Turns out his challenge is taken up by Mustapha Saed! (C) Not all of the fans were paying enough attention to know about the Fans Bring the Weapons match, but Cactus and Mustapha are crazy enough to make it work. Cactus gets the win after breaking a Tickle Me Elmo over Mustapha's head. (C+)

Stevie Richards faces Perry Saturn for a title shot, with New Meanie and Kronus in their respective corners. Saturn gets Stevie in a pinning predicament....but Meanie gets Stevie's foot on the rope! The ref is suspicious, but didn't see it. Kronus, Meanie, Saturn, and senior official Peewee Moore all argue for a while....and Saturn gets a Stevie Kick! 1....2.....3! (D+) Here comes William Alfonso. The referee's decision stands....but Alfonso saw Meanie interfere! New Meanie.....YOU ARE TERMINATED! (D+)

The Pitbulls roll through Big Dick and Dances With Dudley, retaining the titles with very little issue and very little crowd appreciation. (D) Taz and Chavo run back the TV Title match from last PPV, with a similar result of Taz winning a well-fought bout. (C-)

Alfonso is out first, dressed to compete(?) with Scorpio as advertised. Scorpio seems suspicious, but also heads to the ring. Alfonso challenged Scorpio to a match, and he makes good on his word...but he never said it would be a one on one match! Whipwreck and Jericho jump Scorpio from behind, as Alfonso announces gleefully that this is a tornado 3 on 1 handicap match! (D) Scorpio fights well, but three guys is a lot, even if one is a non-wrestler and the other two are upper midcard! Scorpio is in bad trouble as the heels start picking him apart....wait, here comes Cactus! He won earlier, so he's allowed to interfere! He spears Whipwreck through a table, taking them both out! Jericho and Alfonso start taking things a bit more seriously....here comes TAZ! Alfonso bolts through the crowd as Taz (legally) gives chase! Jericho is upset that he has been left alone, starts to throw a tantrum....and turns right into a Diss That Don't Miss! Scorpio gets the win! He needs help to get to the back, but ECW has gotten a big win today. (C-)

It's time to cool things down, or heat them up depending on your perspective. Heyman trots out Francine, Beulah, Missy Hyatt, and Woman in bikinis, because screw the Network. (C+) Dreamer and Windham are up against Big & Strong. (why yes, I did steal that name from Maniac) It's a gut check for the face(?) team, but the one thing Dreamer excels at is enduring punishment, so he and Windham are eventually able to rope a couple of dopes and get a big (& strong) win. (C-)

Heyman psyches up Stevie- The Network took a beating in that handicap match, so now all he needs to do is seize his destiny and beat Douglas fair and square! For himself! For his fired friends! For ECW! (C) It's a pretty good match. We're low on people able to interfere, so Douglas augments his abilities with shady tactics instead. Stevie displays a lot of heart, but this would be a tough fight for him even if Douglas was fighting clean. ....Here comes TOMMY DREAMER! And Windham! Dreamer storms down to the ring as Windham chases after. Windham....is telling Dreamer not to stick his nose into other people's business! ECW is just a brand, and it is idolatry to have loyalty to it! Dreamer considers....and backs down. Douglas and Richards have both been keeping an eye on the exchange, and the veteran reacts a bit quicker when it's resolved. Franchiser! 1....2....3! Douglas retains! (C-)

Overall: C- SUCCESS
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Tom Bombadil
06/14/19 3:24:38 PM
#347:


NEWS
-Mustapha shows up too high to work, strike one.
-??? has taken on Bad Crew #2 as a protege
-Steamboat finds Hughes guilty of cockiness.

-Scorpio getting tired
-NJPW Battle Formation gets A (ME: Mutoh d. Misawa to retain)
-AJPW Champions Carnival Final gets B+ (ME: Taue d. Kobashi in the final)
-WCW Exile gets B (ME: Flair d. Arn to retain)
-Eddy Guerrero d. Steven Regal for the WCW TV Title
-Luger claims to be carrying WCW
-Stevie Ray out for two months with a torn ligament
-AJPW signs Hashimoto
-Confederate Wrestling Alliance renames to Continental Wrestling Alliance
-Bob Caudle retires
-Lioness Asuka strains a calf muscle
-Jd' grows to regional
-Raw gets A (ME: Diesel/Razor no contest Sid/Bulldog)
-Nitro gets B (ME: Arn/Bubba d. Road Warriors)
-USWA gets D+ (ME: RnR d. Armstrong/Smothers)
-AWF gets D (ME: Honky/Nailz d. Norris/Z-Man)

Sultan: 16/15
Maniac: 13/15
War: 11/15
5tar: 11/15

Sultan: 95/111
War: 95/113
!5tar: 69/82
eaed: 61/110
Maniac: 50/55
CPU: 10/22
Lopen: 4/4

PREDICT IT!
Hardcore TV, Wk. 4, 4/96

Chavo v. Tajiri
Hardyz v. Jericho/Whipwreck
Face Dudleyz v. Bad Crew
(2) Tag Titles: Pitbulls (c) v. Big & Strong
(2) BONUS: I have signed a tag team! (Sultan's prize was to determine who they get involved with first) Who are they? (HINT: Apparently they were in ECW before the timeframe of this game, but I'm still surprised I could snag them)
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Maniac64
06/14/19 4:59:13 PM
#348:


Dang I knew I should have picked Christian.

But yay my tag name stuck!
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5tarscream
06/15/19 1:12:39 PM
#349:


Chavo
Jericho/Whipwreck
The Duds
Pitbulls

Bonus: Harlem Heat
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Lopen
06/15/19 1:19:21 PM
#350:


Poor New Meanie

Chavo
Hardyz
Face Dudleyz
(2) Tag Titles: Pitbulls (c)
(2) BONUS: I have signed a tag team! (Sultan's prize was to determine who they get involved with first) Who are they? The Steiner Bros
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No problem!
This is a cute and pop genocide of love!
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