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NinjaBreakfast posted...

What if I found out where she worked, and waited outside? Like from 8am to midnight every day.

Preferably with sunglasses and a trench coat on.

Hiding in a bush.

No... I'm just kidding. But the way some people reacted here you'd swear I was actually planning something like this!

Anyway, most of the answers here weren't as dramatic. Some people told me to do it, majority said no. So I'll just forget about her.

wuss
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Kitt posted...

Why is your other account in purg?

made a topic that was a play on the word "spree". hindsight silly mistake and i understand why that's not in good taste online, but i make jokes like that all the time in real life
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don't want to link to it, but this user posted this:

Gamefaqs Poster posted...

So I made another thread earlier about if you guys would be willing to have a dude blow you if it meant sex with a hot girl later, and that's actually what's pretty much going on with me right now. I matched with a girl on Bumble, and she said we could fuck as long as her boyfriend "verified" me, which meant oral sex. The girl said he was kind of self-conscious about doing gay shit in front of her, so she wouldn't be there. I was hesitant at first, since I was thinking this would be some kind of prank or worse, but tonight I went ahead and got the blowjob out of the way with surprisingly little issue. I wasn't really into it and didn't cum because I'm not gay, and he was probably a little miffed at that, but he seemed like a genuinely cool guy and said that he was okay with me seeing his girlfriend.

So now I'm waiting for the girl to get back from work to tell her about the experience (said it'd turn her on, but she's probably gonna be disappointed too) and to see if we can set something up tomorrow or Saturday. Hopefully she actually ends up being real. She sent me nudes, so at least there's that.

Wish me luck, bros! :D

so....this guy totally got gay catfished right?
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don't overthink it. do a risk vs reward scenario. what's the worst/best case scenario? but just fyi, sending messages on FB to someone you're not friends with sends the messages to a different folder, and they may never know you sent it. you'll have to friend request her first. also she may not have unmatched you, but rather she may have deleted tinder entirely

EDIT: don't listen to these guys above me. play to win, don't play to not lose. who cares if you come off mildly creepy, you'll both forget about it in a week. if she reciprocates, that's potentially life changing
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sounds like you missed your escalation window, in pick up artist land, that is a cardinal sin
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Turbam posted...

Does she have a fat butt?

yes

bulletproofvita posted...

you don't believe that a porn star tried to charge me an outlandish fee to see her on the computer? i don't think you understand how porn stars make their money...
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Tropicalwood posted...

I can't imagine what type of person actually pays for privates when the majority of them just go for tips.

you can get more specific stuff that way, fetishes, dirty talk, etc. having her help you finish is way better than just finishing while she's stripping. but as mentioned ive only done it once
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LordChad posted...

you weren't texting to her. You were just texting to some guys/girls that she hired before she promoted her webcam session to you

you give porn stars too much credit lol. most of them don't have assistants or anything like that, all their promotion, etc they have to do on their own. their lives aren't as glamorous as you may think. source: i've dated a few porn stars
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Krojen posted...

ScofieldReturns posted...

nice, glad you have the patience to stick that out. i've never tried WNBA DFS for myself, but other users i chat with have and love it. but i would be doing it more for the money than i really like doing it. unlike in nba, where i would digest all that info and watch those games whether or not im gambling on it. sounds like you have quite the advantage in WNBA.

I was originally in it for the money. I was a broke college kid that was tired of treading water in the NFL. I started seeking lesser known sports and found an edge in the WNBA. I quickly developed a love for the league because it shocked me with its quality and paid my debts.

As for betting NBA: I bet summer league late, then skip regular season, then mostly bet Warriors/Cavs and mess around with other games. It's worked out haha.

How do you cap regular season NBA? Seems you can never tell each night which players are still hungover from their yacht parties the night before. (I would be too)

yeah, you gotta keep track through instagram/twitter of who has been partying too hard. i mostly stick with what's "easy", ie james harden slicing against phoenix's defense is a lock. i almost exclusively play 50/50's, so you only need to beat 50% (50 people) of the field for 80% ROI. So I try to not take any unnecessary risks. With it being legalized, i may extend my gambling online. What exactly do you bet on? the o/u line, winner, prop bets, etc
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Foppe posted...

Post 12 asked before that.

ok ill answer that one too

NES4EVER posted...

I'm not paying $9 a minute unless I'm given a weeks notice and I'm jack hammering her.

you're really just jack hammering yourself while she watches on in disappointment...
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Funbazooka posted...

Hot Kinky Jo?

no clue who that is so no lol
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0AbsoluteZero0 posted...

Funny that the guy who claims to be loaded would be worried about a slightly higher electric bill from leaving the AC on at night

not sure how many times i need to say it: just because i have money, that is no excuse to be stupid with money. how do you think rich people stay rich? they avoid bad investments. because it's a necessity, i just pay the triple digit electric bill...doesn't mean i have to be happy about it
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Krojen posted...

Ah, I've never done fantasy sports.

You ever gave it a shot? haha I know a bit too much. I've seen most games over the years and I follow many players on twitter because it's about the only way to get injury updates.

Regular season games really matter and the fight these women have is unlike anything else in pro sports. Mostly due to half the league making less money than a teacher. They literally can't afford to lose.

nice, glad you have the patience to stick that out. i've never tried WNBA DFS for myself, but other users i chat with have and love it. but i would be doing it more for the money than i really like doing it. unlike in nba, where i would digest all that info and watch those games whether or not im gambling on it. sounds like you have quite the advantage in WNBA.
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Acceleration posted...

Is it my girl Kimmy G?

only one ill confirm/deny since you asked first, but no it was not
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Chicken posted...

So you were standing in front of her texting her instead of talking?

no i texted her my name, she texted me her name right there on the spot, and then went back to talking. that's pretty standard when getting a girl's number, that way she associates the number with you and gets used to texting you, making it harder for her to ignore your next text.

Flamazide posted...

Teach me how to pick up pornstars.

i've made lengthy posts about it before, but all you guys did was mock and i'm too lazy to re type it all again. if you've got any specific questions, feel free to ask
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King_Avenger posted...

Super Slash posted...

$9 a minute is absolutely insane even by camgirl standards. Wtf?

I think thats standard on like MFC but i dont remember

haven't used MFC in like 10 years, but back then it was $20 for just under 5 minutes, so about $4/min. and no, i didn't actually pay, i somehow managed to talk a girl into giving me her CC info to use for her cam session (she needed a certain number of privates for some reason, i really don't remember. she's super lucky i didn't spend more than the $20 she told me to, i probably should have).
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Super Slash posted...

$9 a minute is absolutely insane even by camgirl standards. Wtf?

well she's not a camgirl, she's a fairly popular porn star, but i agree it's still overpriced.

Flamazide posted...

A cam session for $10 a minute? Lol

$9, i think she purposefully stayed under double digits for the psychological effects of sales

Chicken posted...

You were talking to a bot

well i met her in person, exchanged numbers and texts right there on the spot, so i highly doubt it
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met her at a convention and got her number. we started texting...and then she made the suggestion. i told her that's not the type of relationship we'll have and then we continued talking like normal...and then she blocked me the next day. guess she didn't want to go on a date with me. oops.

not gonna say her name, but she's a popular one that's posted about on here quite often.
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Krojen posted...

Wat

-NBA finals

-The best pro league of all sports: WNBA

Seriously, I make an easy 30+ grand every summer on the WNBA. It's by far the most entertaining form of basketball.

I mostly doing NBA Daily Fantasy (DFS), so it's possible but harder to gamble when there's only 1 game playing. I usually stop when the conference finals begin.

I've heard that plenty about WNBA, but i personally am not into that sport at all. how much do you actually know about WNBA?
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it's super hot where i live, it's even 88 degrees at night and can easily reach 100 degrees during the day.

-when it's this hot, layering is literally impossible, rendering all my nice blazers/sportcoats unwearable for 3 months (even my paper thin completely unlined linen ones are too much)

-plane ticket prices increase since everyone is traveling

-there's no basketball to watch or gamble on

-there's no new tv shows (maybe a couple if we're lucky)

-sleeping is difficult unless i leave my AC on all night, especially since i live on the 2nd floor

-leaving my AC on all night for the entire month leaves me with a $115 electric bill...

-it's super rare to find a lightweight AND highly stretchable pant (usually it's either or, or compromised with pants that are only 2% stretch when i prefer closer to 10%) for those times i actually need to wear pants instead of shorts (ie work)

-makes it harder to eat ramen/pho or drink hot tea

the only benefits is that i love that girls' insta stories are nothing but them in their bikinis, there are way more nipslips to screencap in the summer months
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Muffinz0rz posted...

Why were you not banned?

why would i be lol

Tappor posted...

wait why is tc's main in purg lol

made a topic that was a play on the word "spree". hindsight silly mistake and i understand why that's not in good taste online, but i make jokes like that all the time in real life

SpinKirby posted...

Yeah, I'm still trying to get dates first.

check out my other topics for help. what are you having trouble with?
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Tappor posted...

... wasn't the last one #45 or something??

They're not in order...
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Bump
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Burgess posted...

Where do you copy this from.

my brain after a decade of studying and applying skills of seduction
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These are the 4 reasons i most hear for why guys pay on the first date and my counterpoints:

1. guys say they want to impress the girl, to show they have money but eventually they will start splitting the bill-if the only thing you have to rely on to impress a girl is a $20 meal, then you're not gonna impress her on this date and you'll lose a lot of money long term. also, it's better to set the relationship early, if you start paying and then suddenly stop, you're violating her expectations and she's more likely to be upset later on than she would be if you just said to split the bill on the first date. girls KNOW i make money once i tell them what i do. what's more important long term is to establish that she should be the one trying to impress me, not the other way around

2. "if you're the one asking them out, you pay"-um...but since guys are the one expected to ask girls out, that is extremely unfair, why should i have to take the initiative and pay the bill just because girls are socially conditioned to not make the initial move?

3. "it's just the way it's always been done, it's the gentlemanly thing to do"-it's 2018, it's the 21st century. now is the time to reevaluate traditions. just because something is the way its always been done does not mean that is the best way to do it. with all these feminists now, if they want equal rights i'll let them have it...but it starts with paying their own half of the bill. you can't only be for equality when it is convenient. i've made many an entitled feminist cry in a club/bar because she insisted on me buying her a drink and i called her out on this

4. "sometimes girls will offer to pay half, but it's only a test! you wouldn't get a second date if you let her pay half"-lol....if you're a super attractive guy she really likes, except you let her pay her half when she offered...she'll still go out with you again. she'll backwards rationalize it that she offered and youre not a mind reader, etc. she only does this for guys she doesn't like...and probably wouldn't sleep with. oh and if a girl doesn't sleep with me on the first date, she's much less likely to get a second date with me. one evening is enough for a girl to realize she should want to sleep with me

That said, i do pay sometimes. i am very good at reading the situation. Under these scenarios is when i do/do not pay:

- if i feel the date isn't leading to sex (due to lack of chemistry, etc), then i'll just let her pay her half. why should i pay for it all if it's not going anywhere?
-if the girl offers to pay half, i'll let her (even if i feel like it's leading to sex)
-if the girl doesn't offer and the date isn't leading anywhere, i'll just tell her or the waiter to split the check
-if the date is "on" and the girl doesn't offer to pay or reach for the check, i'll give it a few minutes to see if she does (obviously still keep talking like normal). if i feel it's very likely to go down (ie she's already established she's willing to hang out with no curfew, nothing to do the next day or best case scenario already agreed to go home with me right after) then i'll just pay.

NOTE: i can afford to pay for all my first dates, i mostly do this to set the right tone (where i would not betaken advantage of if the relationship were to continue) and to test the girl's amount of entitlement (this can tell me a lot about her)

If you actually want to discuss these, that's cool, but please actually provide good reasoning
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it's "real" in that it's in a real grocery store. the girl however, is completely staged
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guess no one else has this problem...
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Ugh Leo is the worst
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always just stop talking to me, since they think they have a chance of going home with leo

idk how they even know leo is there, it's like they have some sort of hivemind

trying to talk to any girl after that is like trying to hug a ghost

newsflash girls: leo isn't gonna fuck you

pretty much if a celebrity shows up i just have to find a different place if i want to get laid
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newtonwuzvirgin posted...

I think you need to brush up on academics because because your spiel has nothing to do with me. I triple majored and then got a master's.

And that's also besides the point since I said at least 3 bachelor's.

A master's is above a bachelor's so it's included

triple majoring in math/physics/chem is a waste of time

i have 3 "bachelors" then, since i have 1 undergrad and 2 graduate degrees

3 bachelor degrees is a waste of time and money
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newtonwuzvirgin posted...

I'm pretty sure you need a bachelor's to get a master's

think having 3 degrees would teach you...but no, you do not need a bachelors degree in a field to also get a master's in the field

in fact, it's better to have 1 bachelors and multiple masters, so you could have just done chem undergrad and gotten physics and math masters degrees and that's more respected in the field

i have 1 bachelors and 2 masters in engineering
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newtonwuzvirgin posted...

Could have helped you not look like a fool here though

At least I didn't make a topic where I didnt meet my own criteria lol
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newtonwuzvirgin posted...

I can tell you don't have a bachelor's in English

Correct, I don't have one of the most useless bachelor degrees there are
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Um...so you only have 2 bachelors degrees?
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Rika_Furude posted...

What will you do after the 99999999999999999999999999999999th millenium youve spent in the loop? You would be an empty shell of a creature

take up yoga
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PMarth2002 posted...

Toward anything. No new movies, no new games, no new tv shows, no changes in relationships, you couldn't have kids, or your kids wouldn't ever grow any older, you couldn't really travel anywhere that you can't get to.

Now if you're stuck in a life-long time loop rather than a daily time loop, that's an entirely different story. I'd be okay with that.

those are all valid points, it just depends on how much those things matter to you. personally, there's already enough media out to last an infinite time for me

life-long loop would be cool but those first 18 years are gonna suck...
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Dragonblade01 posted...

139.9...

I tried explaining to them the mathematical reality that 139.9... is the same as 140, but they still won't let me call myself a genius. It's hard when you're the only person who appreciates rational thought.

it has to be 139.999 lol
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so i can't legit call myself a genius

so close yet so far =(
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Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...

ANYONE suggests something quite dark

with infinite time to learn a girl's blueprint, you probably could sleep with ANYONE. even married girls, just play it super friendly (maybe even tell her you're gay) the first few times, go out with her, then use the info you learned to become her dream man
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Dat_Cracka_Jax posted...

Erm...>_>

if bill murray can seduce anyone with infinite time, i'm sure yall can. with infinite time, you can study, learn and apply pickup at an A+ level.

(btw if you've never slept with anyone on the same day you met them, i suggest trying it, the rushing feeling of romance is a lot of fun. but i've done it so much it's gotten a bit stale)
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Anisoptera posted...

What if the time loop ends? You will deal with an upset boss and coworkers. Don't call in sick unless you're actually sick. And you're supposed to call in sick at least 24 hours advanced.

haha, what? no one waits 24 hrs, sickness sneaks up on you. sometimes my boss is lucky to get 30 min warning, sometimes i don't even call in sick until 2 hrs into the workshift.

but weigh it as a proposition of alternatives. Option 1: call in sick and deal with a slightly upset boss the next day, if the timeloop were to end even though it never seems to end. Option 2: work for all of eternity, in the event the timeloop were to end. even if you pick option 2, i'm pretty sure you'll switch to option 1 after a few hundred years off without a day off

PMarth2002 posted...

Becauase nothing ever progresses. Sure, you could fuck around doing whatever you want without any lasting consquences, but you're basically trapped.

progresses toward what, death? i'm ok with that
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IHeartRadiation posted...

Would this be fun?

are you a US marine captured by japan...?
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Anisoptera posted...

Depends if you have work on that infinite time loop or not.

why would that matter? just call in sick/vacation, or even just flat out ditch it. the day is reset the next one, so it doesn't even matter
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Muffinz0rz posted...

Lol being immortal is bad enough, and now you want to add eternal repetition?

No thanks

you wouldn't want to be immortal, why...?

16-BITTER posted...

Get boring

if you find being alive boring i guess

Corman321 posted...

Stuck on the same day forever? It's not enough time to make anything happen.

make what happen? you can still visit family, you can have sex with anyone within a reasonable distance, you never have to worry about money (assuming you're not flat broke), you never have to work, you can do anything you want!
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you'd be effectively immortal
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why does anyone need to enter/leave that many times a day...
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averagejoel posted...

you should stop hitting on those younger girls

but why

i prefer a good 18 year old to girls of any other age
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Muffinz0rz posted...

ScofieldReturns posted...

i'm like 99.9% sure these girls are over 18...

You should stop until this figure reaches 100%

how does it reach 100%...even if i check ID there's a chance it's fake
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hanging out with him?

he just keeps saying things like "dude, leave them alone, they're just children"

i'm like 99.9% sure these girls are over 18...

he's 34 and i'm 32
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