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TopicSBAllen vs 50 ducks. Who wins?
joe_stalin518
10/02/18 7:14:26 AM
#17
As someone who feeds and hangs out with the ducks.. I'm going with the ducks
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Topicdid people not like the original Xbox controller
joe_stalin518
10/02/18 5:49:56 AM
#5
Maybe they shouldn't have used shaq for controller development
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TopicSo we're pretty well past the point of no return re: climate change huh
joe_stalin518
09/30/18 9:08:53 PM
#9
It was 45F degrees when I woke up only topped at 65 today .not really that hot for this time of year
Where you talking about TC?
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TopicFuck it, I'm calling JG Wentworth
joe_stalin518
09/28/18 10:12:36 AM
#7
1-800-mr-legal
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TopicWhich FF should I play next? 3, 4, 7, 8, or 9?
joe_stalin518
09/28/18 7:25:15 AM
#22
Devil_Katt_II posted...
joe_stalin518 posted...
the real final fantasy 2 for nes just sucks major donkey Kong shlong

Devil_Katt_II posted...
FF III

Fuck my bad, I just really fucking hate ff2 for nes
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TopicWhich FF should I play next? 3, 4, 7, 8, or 9?
joe_stalin518
09/28/18 7:22:36 AM
#18
Devil_Katt_II posted...
if you're badass, you'll play the NES version of FF III

Now that is a bad suggestion, the real final fantasy 2 for nes just sucks major donkey Kong shlong ,now that's a game you have to force yourself to play Thu
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Topicthis lesbian girl got mad at me because i made out with her in front of her gf
joe_stalin518
09/27/18 8:11:26 PM
#31
Alpha218 posted...
WrkHrdPlayHrdr posted...
C: Final answer.

PgVyQpA

Lmao the guy looks like he's thinking " who the fuck is no_u_L7?"
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TopicIt's cool when a movie or video game takes place somewhere you've been or lived
joe_stalin518
09/27/18 7:41:16 PM
#4
I haulass down the same highways as in that movie salt
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TopicCan't we just inject dopamine directly into our bloodstream
joe_stalin518
09/26/18 8:04:16 PM
#4
Only one way to find out
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TopicWhy do you troll?
joe_stalin518
09/25/18 8:14:05 PM
#44
Jimbo: cause it makes me feel like a big man
Homer: let me check the list ... yeah that's on there
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TopicIn Arkansas failure to pay rent on time is a criminal offense
joe_stalin518
09/25/18 7:18:10 PM
#4
Arkansas is the Somalia of America
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TopicStop feeding wild animals
joe_stalin518
09/24/18 10:10:14 PM
#8
I'll feed the ducks till the day i die
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TopicU.S Marines penetrate burning building to rescue 150+ humans inside. Save all!
joe_stalin518
09/23/18 8:47:24 AM
#8
Best military in the world
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TopicSNL once did a skit that probably would be not allowed today
joe_stalin518
09/21/18 5:15:19 PM
#3
Lol
Truly the golden era of snl
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Topicwhy are people communists?
joe_stalin518
09/20/18 10:17:49 PM
#13
Reis posted...
will it really work next time?

No,
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TopicITT I'll give 25 random users $20.
joe_stalin518
09/18/18 8:04:15 PM
#144
Pick me
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TopicI slid here from a parallel Earth. AMA.
joe_stalin518
09/18/18 11:42:04 AM
#38
Garioshi posted...
Did Konami fuck over Kojima and MGSV in your timeline?

I 2nd this question, and if your universe version is a completed game can I have a copy? Ours sucks major donkey Kong shlong outside of that radio that plays take on me by a-ha
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TopicIs working 80hours a week
joe_stalin518
09/16/18 9:13:31 PM
#5
Really depends on the work
Are you in a lab trying to cure disease or
Are you working in a warehouse ruining your body ?
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Topicwhat are some of the worst endgame levels?
joe_stalin518
09/16/18 3:43:37 PM
#10
Rocket rush :donkey Kong country 3
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TopicDisable the "autism" flag redirectory
joe_stalin518
09/14/18 3:32:11 PM
#12
Muffinz0rz posted...
SageHarpuia posted...
Muffinz0rz posted...
An auto-filter to prevent slurs offends you more than a slur?

Yes because it discourages discourse and automatically assumes you're associating it with a negative connotation.

So should they un-filter r******d and the F word (not fuck)? What about the N-word?

I think he means in the sense to talk about autism as it's a real medical condition and not use it as an insult .
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TopicDat new One Piece manga chapter doe *spoilers*
joe_stalin518
09/14/18 10:40:54 AM
#5
LimboTraveller posted...
TC must be bullied a lot in real life and use the scene of main character beating "bad guy" as a way to have a pseudo closure to his pain against his misfortune

Nice alt, why not say your" keyboard version of Gettysburg" on your main ?
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TopicName a country that starts with the third letter in your name.
joe_stalin518
09/08/18 10:25:35 PM
#23
Howl posted...
Nigeria

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TopicWow, some people in Japan care more about the earthquake than the Direct
joe_stalin518
09/08/18 10:05:08 PM
#13
As a one piece fan, I have learned to care more about that oda didn't get killed from debris and not care about the 2 week delay in the show every march/April
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TopicHave YOU ever dated a hot blonde?
joe_stalin518
09/08/18 9:54:41 AM
#7
Yea but she was chubby
Great 44DD's and an ass i thought only existed in porno
Total paranoid jealous nutjob though .
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TopicQuickest way to die?
joe_stalin518
09/04/18 4:33:51 PM
#9
Not pulling out before climax
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TopicPeople are burning their Nike stuff
joe_stalin518
09/04/18 12:45:59 PM
#9
ThatMuttGuy posted...
People that burn their stuff in protest are low IQ people, no matter what the issue is.

Couldn't have said this better myself, it's why it was a running gag on tv
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TopicGoing to a communist picnic Saturday
joe_stalin518
08/31/18 10:25:24 AM
#13
Go from person to person asking for 5 bucks from each, order yourself a pizza pocket the rest and eat it yourself, if you can't finish the crust you could offer that ?
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TopicList things that you are or have been addicted to.
joe_stalin518
08/31/18 9:27:11 AM
#7
Hydrocodone and oxys, fuck working in a warehouse
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TopicGoing to a socialist picnic Saturday
joe_stalin518
08/30/18 10:13:26 PM
#28
CanuckCowboy posted...
joe_stalin518 posted...
Shrimp/Calvary / ny strip for yourself and a select few friends, potato tots for everyone else


He's supposed to eat misspelt horses and people?

Yes dont buy real ny strip for the others ,get them something cheap, cook it in the fat/grease of the good steak. That way you can assert dominates over this click from the start
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TopicGoing to a socialist picnic Saturday
joe_stalin518
08/30/18 10:05:14 PM
#23
Shrimp/Calvary / ny strip for yourself and a select few friends, potato tots for everyone else
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TopicSo why don't you have me on your ignore list yet?
joe_stalin518
08/30/18 6:46:01 PM
#9
I never blocked franky boy , why start now ?
Besides it's really fucking childish
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TopicReminder that MGS4's ending cutscene is like 71 minutes long >_>
joe_stalin518
08/29/18 8:40:40 AM
#15
Abyssea posted...
apocalyptic_4 posted...
I remember holding my piss waiting for these cutscene's to end when I beat the game.


isn't there a pause button?

Your ether really young or like 65
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TopicCalifornia to eliminate cash bail
joe_stalin518
08/29/18 12:31:05 AM
#11
What's the chances of California going 1984 on it's self ?
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Topicseto kaiba but he lives in his parents' basement
joe_stalin518
08/28/18 11:14:47 PM
#4
Do you also picture him tuneing a guitar?
Maybe yelling from his bed that he wants pizza rolls ?
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TopicWhats the deal with Square and the Chrono series?
joe_stalin518
08/27/18 2:38:42 PM
#11
southcoast09 posted...
The game developers, for some reason, think that the general public has no interest in turn-based RPGs. If the continued with the series or remade one of them, it would have a new battle system or something that just ruined it.

Gotta give the devil his dues on this one
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TopicDoes anyone LIKE weapon durability in games?
joe_stalin518
08/25/18 1:26:29 PM
#19
Calwings posted...
In turn-based games like Fire Emblem, where you can take time to think your way around your weapon about to break, it adds more strategy while (usually) not being too much of a nuisance. In more real-time combat games like Breath of the Wild, I hate it and would rather do without it.

Big reason I sat out the game sadly, pretty sure I would give myself a stroke if I had to deal with that particular real life element in a game
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TopicThe city of Montreal is illegally disrespecting the Quebec flag
joe_stalin518
08/25/18 12:31:18 PM
#6
Must be a good place to live if this is the worst thing happening to them
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Topicyou get a call, the cops are coming to arrest/shoot you in 10 minutes, what do?
joe_stalin518
08/24/18 10:16:29 PM
#12
Put on pants
Go to corner store and get cigarettes and energy drinks
Come home and start to wake up
Remember the call and say "oh shit "
Try and run but I'm in a arsenal town so that's pretty much LMAO
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Topicso are our phones listening to us, and then giving us ads based on what we say?
joe_stalin518
08/24/18 6:05:33 PM
#2
Yes ,
More blood on Bush's hands
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TopicBeat Mega Man X4 for the first time >_>
joe_stalin518
08/24/18 4:15:59 PM
#16
NeonOctopus posted...
X's voice is awful.

Everyone else is just hilarious.

Also, that cutscene where Sigma has a flashback of him fighting Zero for the first time was legitimately fun to watch >_> It was a good fight

X4 is the peak of megaman x games if you ask me, 1st mm game you could play as zero all the way though also, it has the music and atmosphere to be called that too
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TopicMega Man X3 just isn't as good as I remember it >_>
joe_stalin518
08/23/18 2:36:29 PM
#13
NeonOctopus posted...
Hairy-man posted...
X2 is the shit though

As long as you ignore the X-hunters, X2 is great. But if you choose to fight them, it kinda railroads your playthrough and is tedious >_>

It's easier to fight the x hunters earlier thenzero right before sigma
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Topici need a job that is easy, pays well and doesnt need a college degree
joe_stalin518
08/23/18 2:23:29 PM
#15
A trade apprenticeship is your best and maybe only option, unless your afraid of living comfortably >_> otherwise private warehouse jobs but those are really demanding and you will hurt yourself, it's not a matter of if it's when
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TopicWhat happens when you have no self-control and spend $4K on a mobile game.
joe_stalin518
08/23/18 9:01:59 AM
#31
do_ob_tpkillr posted...
Abyssea posted...
$10,000 dollars flushed down the toilet on s***ty mobile games? :v Do I really have to explain?


So long as it's not money he can't afford to spend, it's all fair game.

I think he means there's a lot better things to spend 4000 -10,000 bucks on and have something to show for it , could have had a decent car , plot of land in a rural area , 40-100 100 dollar hookers .
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