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| Topic | What the actual fuck |
| ZombiePelican 08/08/18 4:26:29 PM #20 | |
| Topic | /v/ is literally unusable without a filter right now |
| ZombiePelican 08/08/18 4:20:27 PM #33 | IfGodCouldDie posted...
No,I'm annoyed at the flood of low quality Smash topics many of which are just mocking people whose pick didn't get in. Muffinz0rz posted... there are very few users whose dedication to their craft i find as depressing as this. That's funny coming from you of all people --- |
| Topic | How does Amy Schumer still have a career when she got caught stealing jokes? |
| ZombiePelican 08/08/18 2:28:27 PM #1 | Can she really hide behind "Women are funny, get over it" to compensate for her lack of actual talent forver?  --- |
| Topic | /v/ is literally unusable without a filter right now |
| ZombiePelican 08/08/18 2:21:26 PM #28 | __aCEr__ posted... It's like all you talk about, bro. electricbugs2 posted... Yeah this is a lie. All you do is whine about Nintendo. It's like your number one hobby. I was taking about on /v/ not here --- |
| Topic | /v/ is literally unusable without a filter right now |
| ZombiePelican 08/08/18 2:00:36 PM #24 | IfGodCouldDie posted... Why the hate for smash? I normally ignore Nintenso fans and their threads but they're clogging up the catalog and almost none have any worth to them --- |
| Topic | /v/ is literally unusable without a filter right now |
| ZombiePelican 08/08/18 1:46:40 PM #21 | Zero_Destroyer posted... ZombiePelican posted...Zero_Destroyer posted...smash ult is moving at least 10m units within a year Please, God of War shifted 5 million units in a month and MHW sold 8 million in a month Smash will most certainly shift alot of units but nowhere near as fast as them --- |
| Topic | /v/ is literally unusable without a filter right now |
| ZombiePelican 08/08/18 1:08:42 PM #19 | Zero_Destroyer posted... smash ult is moving at least 10m units within a year That's cute but the games that define this year were Monster Hunter World and God of War --- |
| Topic | /v/ is literally unusable without a filter right now |
| ZombiePelican 08/08/18 12:54:28 PM #11 | Zero_Destroyer posted... Smash is carrying gaming this year This is what Nintendo fanboys actually believe Imagine being this delusional --- |
| Topic | /v/ is literally unusable without a filter right now |
| ZombiePelican 08/08/18 12:52:11 PM #8 | Pancake posted... you just see people having fun and feel left out. Nah, there's a reason why /v/ is known as NintendoGAF. Because similar to here the mods are all biased Nintendo fanboys who go out of their way to delete any threads or posts that criticize Nintendo in any way --- |
| Topic | Chemo #9 today. Only 3 left after this. Anticipatory nausea is killing me tho. |
| ZombiePelican 08/08/18 12:48:47 PM #9 | I hope you make it through ok man. --- |
| Topic | /v/ is literally unusable without a filter right now |
| ZombiePelican 08/08/18 12:47:46 PM #5 | Pancake posted... lol filtering threads on a website that prunes them The mods on /v/ are Nintendo fanboys and will leave any thread up so long as it's Nintendo related Chicken posted... So you contributed to the flood here too. You've become the thing you hate the most. What? --- |
| Topic | Inside Any Schumer was a pretty legit show tbh |
| ZombiePelican 08/08/18 12:45:36 PM #5 | Because she got caught stealing jokes from other legitimate comedians --- |
| Topic | /v/ is literally unusable without a filter right now |
| ZombiePelican 08/08/18 12:44:38 PM #1 | The board is being flooded with Smash threads. I'm at over 50 threads filtered so far It's shameful when the mods won't do their jobs, rampant underage posting is happening and they refuse to act because they're all biased towards Nintendo --- |
| Topic | Jeff Bezos would have to spend $28M a day to avoid getting richer. |
| ZombiePelican 08/08/18 10:41:41 AM #50 | DavidWong posted... Jeff Bezos should be forced to give the money he's earned away. Nobody should be that rich even if they've earned it! ITP:He earned all that money by himself without stepping on countless workers to get to his position --- |
| Topic | Kotaku: Inside The Culture Of Sexism At Riot Games |
| ZombiePelican 08/08/18 8:39:57 AM #132 | CyricZ posted... 2) Discounting women as being an insignificant portion of video game playing people and doing so via exclusion of mobile gaming is a shameful way to prop an argument and entirely disingenuous towards the issue. Only you would get this butthurt over a fact Sites like Kotaku use the mobile market to prop up their shit rhetoric by parroting the "50 percent of gamers are women" myth. That only exists due to the mobile market Only you would think someone who plays games routinely for long periods of time should have the same title as someone who occasionally pulls out their phone to play farmville or candy crush for a few minutes --- |
| Topic | Denmark fines first woman $156 for violating 'burqa ban' |
| ZombiePelican 08/08/18 8:32:44 AM #99 | FaultyGourry posted... I'm not a fan of organized religion, especially islam, but this is bullshit. People approving of this are absolute fools. In no way is a right being taken away from the people something to celebrate. It's a literal symbol of oppression that has no place in the West. If you want to wear a burqa go back to countries that mandate it, we in the West will not tolerate this. --- |
| Topic | Kotaku: Inside The Culture Of Sexism At Riot Games |
| ZombiePelican 08/08/18 8:23:44 AM #127 | Darmik posted... I really doubt they're the kind of person who cares about how women are treated in the video game industry anyway. Implying you actually care and aren't just virtue signaling. The guy who routinely goes out of his way to exonerate and defend faceless mega corporations from the criticism of consumers is now pretending to be all PC and virtuous Fucking lol. --- |
| Topic | I'm starting to understand Hollywood's apathy toward video games. |
| ZombiePelican 08/07/18 11:50:00 PM #62 | Skye Reynolds posted... ZombiePelican posted...If you think the reason Hollywood hates the gaming industry is because many devs try to make interactive movies, you're pretty delusional This logic falls flat when the guy who made the first Silent Hill movie was a fan of the games but it still ended up being shit or even when Ubisoft were directly involved with Assassins Creed it still turned out shit. Videogames have an uphill battle in Hollywood and will never have groundbreaking success as movies and videogames are polar opposites for the experiences they try to deliver and mixing them is just never going to end up any better than mediocre --- |
| Topic | You know what I love about Scotland? |
| ZombiePelican 08/07/18 12:37:06 PM #17 | The loch ness monster? --- |
| Topic | I'm starting to understand Hollywood's apathy toward video games. |
| ZombiePelican 08/07/18 11:44:49 AM #42 | If you think the reason Hollywood hates the gaming industry is because many devs try to make interactive movies, you're pretty delusional Hollywood hates the gaming industry because they actively take money from them, simple as that. It's why they'll never allow a good videogame movie to be made, why would directly work with and try to help an industry that actively sucks money out of yours? --- |
| Topic | We need a new Gex game |
| ZombiePelican 08/06/18 11:43:37 PM #1 | Imagine all the great quips he could make today Post apocalypse level - We did it, we made America great again --- |
| Topic | Racist dude contaminates black people's food because the whole race don't tip |
| ZombiePelican 08/06/18 11:13:32 PM #39 | Of course this happened here in NOLA --- |
| Topic | Fallout 76 will not be available on Steam |
| ZombiePelican 08/06/18 10:20:05 PM #24 | Zenimax think they can step up to Valve this late in the game, it's hilarious. What is it with game publishers thinking they can take the PC market away from Valve all of a sudden after it's already been comfortably in their possession for years now? --- |
| Topic | SFV just destroyed the Tekken 7 announcement |
| ZombiePelican 08/06/18 12:46:55 AM #13 | Banjo2553 posted... This kinda makes it funny that Nintendo didn't do any new reveals...they just announced a Direct for a couple days later that'll make the announcements. Nintendo has no care for competitive gaming and actively goes out of their way to prevent them from being played on a competitive level. Have you forgotten about tripping in Brawl? --- |
| Topic | Favorite pre-Renaissance Disney animation? |
| ZombiePelican 08/06/18 12:43:46 AM #25 | |
| Topic | Dawkins harasses repair guy who didn't do a good job. |
| ZombiePelican 08/05/18 11:12:05 PM #15 | Do yall pay a camera crew to follow this guy 24/7? --- |
| Topic | Negan from The Walking Dead is future DLC for Tekken 7 |
| ZombiePelican 08/05/18 10:35:34 PM #1 | |
| Topic | Godzilla could use King Kong as a football. |
| ZombiePelican 08/05/18 12:28:42 PM #8 | Behaviorism posted... Fuck these vs movies. Every single one ends in a stalemate. For once a want a director to grow a pair of balls and declare a winner, regardless of fanbases --- |
| Topic | Last of Us 2 literally confirmed to not be a fun game >_> |
| ZombiePelican 08/04/18 11:22:46 PM #32 | Don't you all get it yet? Games aren't meant for fun, they're serious tools meant for smashing the patriarchy and deprivledging cis white males? /sarcasm Remember when CE attacked me for calling Naughty Dog's "games" pretentious garbage? Ready to apologize yet? --- |
| Topic | I'm still on the fence about Fallout 76 |
| ZombiePelican 08/04/18 7:38:44 PM #1 | I hated the settlement building shit in 4 and that seems to be the main focus of 76. But all my friends are getting it and want me to squad up so idk This also seems like a project Bethesda are not putting all their care into and are just phoning this in just to get their higher ups at Zenimax off their backs. --- |
| Topic | Monster Hunter: World adding Arch-Tempered Teostra and Arch-Tempered Kushala. |
| ZombiePelican 08/04/18 11:36:05 AM #10 | Looks dope, can't wait --- |
| Topic | Crawfish are illegal in Michigan? |
| ZombiePelican 08/04/18 11:19:09 AM #6 | Giblet_Enjoyer posted... "They would be a tasty meal down south..." I just want to go up there and boil a batch and show them how good eating Crawfish really are and then bam, your invasive species problem is taken care of --- |
| Topic | The Simpsons is the best TV show of all time and it's not even close |
| ZombiePelican 08/04/18 5:16:23 AM #6 | |
| Topic | Crawfish are illegal in Michigan? |
| ZombiePelican 08/04/18 2:42:16 AM #1 |  Fucking what? How can you have a problem with crawfish when they're fucking delicious? Seriously, if you can't find a way to get rid of them because they have no natural predators just fucking eat them. There's a hundred ways to cook them. This video has the entire state of Louisiana laughing at yall --- |
| Topic | Why do people spend so much on iPhones when there's cheaper android phones? |
| ZombiePelican 08/03/18 10:27:19 PM #6 | They're sheep who can't think for themselves. --- |
| Topic | Why are there so many shills for EA, Ubisoft, and Activision? |
| ZombiePelican 08/03/18 9:59:46 PM #13 | creativerealms posted... People still for EA? There is not enough money in the world... Did you forget half of CE was defending pay 2 win in Battlefront 2 and saying shit like "if you disagree with this you're a Communist or poor" --- |
| Topic | Spyro Reignited will require you to download Spyro 2 & 3. |
| ZombiePelican 08/03/18 10:36:03 AM #57 | Outer_space posted... Leanaunfurled posted...Here's the long-awaited Moneybags reveal!  --- |
| Topic | Why did From Software go to Activision to publish Sekiro? |
| ZombiePelican 08/02/18 10:20:50 PM #1 | Like that legit has me apprehensive about buying this, saying this as a huge From Software fan Like I get wanting to be done with NamcoBandai and Sony but were there really no other publishers interested in publishing a game by From fucking Software? I just don't understand why it has to he Activision of all publishers. --- |
| Topic | Spyro Reignited will require you to download Spyro 2 & 3. |
| ZombiePelican 08/02/18 2:40:03 PM #50 | This probably means 2 and 3 won't be finished by the time the disc gets printed and TFB are rushing it because of course with Activision being Activision probably put a tight and unmeetable deadline on them for this project Shameful, I'll pick it up when it's on sale --- |
| Topic | Parents are paying Fortnite tutors $20 an hour to help their children |
| ZombiePelican 08/01/18 8:57:12 PM #39 | How did we get to this?  --- |
| Topic | Nintendo reveals top selling first party Nintendo Switch games |
| ZombiePelican 08/01/18 2:19:58 AM #13 | Nufinzorz posted... @zOmBiEpElIcAn They deserve it. BoTW and Mario Odyssey were excellent games --- |
| Topic | Recommend me cool gaming based Youtubers |
| ZombiePelican 07/31/18 9:08:00 PM #7 | HotLap posted... I like videogamedunkey. He's pretty good when he's trying to be funny, but alot of the time when he's being serious his logic falls flat on it's face. Like when he said Lawbreakers failed because it didn't have cartoony graphics like Overwatch --- |
| Topic | Recommend me cool gaming based Youtubers |
| ZombiePelican 07/31/18 9:04:17 PM #1 | |
| Topic | Do you think toxic masculinity is a problem? |
| ZombiePelican 07/31/18 2:07:34 PM #3 | Not at all. Toxic Masculinity is a literal Tumblrism that has no meaning in reality --- |
| Topic | My Little Pony writer arrested for possessing CP |
| ZombiePelican 07/31/18 2:06:09 PM #52 | Ivynn posted... Reis posted...DocDelicious posted...Tappor posted...no one saw this one coming --- |
| Topic | Worst design flaw in console history |
| ZombiePelican 07/31/18 1:53:43 PM #104 | Cartridges for the N64. Such a stupid move literally cost them the majority of the 3rd party support they had --- |
| Topic | Trump is now attacking the Koch brothers |
| ZombiePelican 07/31/18 12:10:34 PM #39 | Looks like buyers remorse is kicking in for the Kochs --- |
| Topic | Mansplaining explained in one handy chart |
| ZombiePelican 07/31/18 7:54:31 AM #24 | These are the same people who said using a reaction gif or pic of Black person is the same thing as blackface. How do they have any credentials left after that? --- |
| Topic | somebody should do a call out video on Jim Sterling |
| ZombiePelican 07/31/18 7:49:52 AM #24 | snesmaster40 posted... Romulox28 posted...Jim Sterling is one of those guys that gets so obsessed with being outraged over something that is ultimately very inconsequential (in this case, video games) that he seems to forget that the actual point of games is fun/amusement Lol ok pal. I can tell you've never seen a single video he's put out and are only parroting what you hear from groups of corporate defenders like Darmik --- |
| Topic | somebody should do a call out video on Jim Sterling |
| ZombiePelican 07/31/18 7:47:46 AM #23 | Romulox28 posted... that he seems to forget that the actual point of games is fun/amusement Tell that to major publishers who seem to have forgotten that rather than the guy complaining that big money interests are killing the AAA industry with their greed --- |
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