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Impavid54 posted...

TheWorstPoster posted...

I met my state governor just over one month ago.

what state are you from?

Massachusetts. It was at The Big E (Eastern States Exposition). It was the final day of the fair. We didn't even know that Charlie Baker would be there, but he was, and got to meet him and got a picture with him.

He is a really cool guy, even though our politics don't exactly mesh.

Mover_of_Zigs posted...

TheWorstPoster posted...

Mover_of_Zigs posted...

This reminds me of a dream I had once.

Two men attempted to murder a trucker, but they were stopped by a pint sized witch doctor who put a curse on them which would eventually turn them into killer whales. The witch doctor told them the only way to lift the curse was to apologize for what they had done, and then eat a whole live fish.

Make a novel out of it

I've kind of sort of been toying with the idea of stitching my dreams together into a single narrative involving mind control pickles, traveling to the bottom of the sea on a toilet seat, a touch of time travel, maybe some secret origins of life and other such nonsense. I actually had a well thought out plan that I ended up forgetting most of...Maybe it'll come back to me

I wish I had your crazy dreams.

I met my state governor just over one month ago.

Mover_of_Zigs posted...

This reminds me of a dream I had once.

Two men attempted to murder a trucker, but they were stopped by a pint sized witch doctor who put a curse on them which would eventually turn them into killer whales. The witch doctor told them the only way to lift the curse was to apologize for what they had done, and then eat a whole live fish.

Make a novel out of it

Shatterhand

German needs to reform, to accommodate the 58 other genders.

You meet the girl of your dreams. She kisses you and turns you into a jellyfish with no way to revert back to being human.

How screwed are you?

Why did duckbear have somebody else use his account?

This is not a normal format for him.

Yellow posted...

TheWorstPoster posted...

Somebody is going to think you had a stroke. Stop it.

What sdo I scare if someone thgingks I had a strolke>?

SDpes kmuy mom visit these forums>?

Yeah! Yours!

Somebody is going to think you had a stroke. Stop it.

It also helps that I MEMORIZED the keyboard layout, and did this every day for the past 12 years or so, gradually improving. I don't know how I am able to do this, but it's a lot like talking. I just do it.

And yes, I aced my Typing class, by just typing sentences and ignoring the actual instructions, since it would have slowed me down.

Did you get a stroke or something?

And yes, I typed this without looking at my keyboard, while hunting and pecking, at over 80 WPM, and it's the only way I know how to type. No errors were made.

topeics

streamofthesky posted...

Why are you declaring War on Christmas, ICOYAR?

Because the month known as Christmas isn't for 30 more days.

Even though it is nearly 2 months away, and Thanksgiving might as well not exist.

It'll get annoying, like it does every year.

The problem is that you go to Reddit.

It's still a thing

Isn't that robbery?

Xak is an alien name.

From the 1960's.

Only depends what "romance" movie you are talking about.

I saw Titanic in 3D with my dad in the theaters back in 2012 when it was rereleased in theaters.

Read up on Shia LaBouf vs /pol/

He is the most mentally ill of them all, especially in the world's largest game of capture-the-flag.

If /v/ is right, and they are always right, the Grinch will be the final character announced

He should have died long ago.

I hate that this state abolished Capital Punishment.

weeb98 posted...

minervo posted...

Do you live in a Spanish-speaking country?

california

So in other words, yes.

I nominate miiaoo

DeltaBladeX posted...

http://toilet.games

@TheWorstPoster

This is the internet, and people make sites based on the stupidest things.

Take this site games "GameFAQs", for instance. The administrators ACTUALLY believe that we would go through a badly written text guide for a game that nobody cares about.

What a pathetic waste of bandwidth.

Way too many third-party titles one could also get on PC.

You are not me.

You are not a failure.

JimCarrysToe posted...

I don't understand

Assassins, serial killers, and muderers are referred by their full name,

John Wilkes Booth, Lee Harvey Oswald, John Wayne Gacy, James Earl Ray, Mark David Chapman

There has never been a more depressing official cover song than this

Seems legit

How do you convince people that you are not a murderer?

But then the heart would be digested, leaving the man to die a quick and painful death.

10% of everyone who played Spider-Man got a platinum trophy, which I believe is one of the most about any game (if the rarity of that is to be believed).

It doesn't take long to 100% everything.

And turn their darkest and most mature cartoon into an SJW fest?

Muffinz0rz posted...

Sarcasthma posted...

Muffinz0rz posted...

What is this, 4chan?

kind9 posted...

The video in the article, called "The Problem with Apu" has caused me depression. Good thing it has 10k dislikes to 3k likes, and not a single positive comment.

Hopefully the show declines in viewership so much to the point where it becomes cancelled.

I hate SJWs

MICHALCOLE posted...

Whenever I am in usersub and a girl posts a selfie I always say holy shit I know that girl! and they delete the post within minutes

What if you REALLY know her?

However, you accidentally left your window open, so she flies out of it and perches herself on a tree, and flies even further away if you try to catch and return her to your home.

How screwed are you?

They found the guy

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/us/fbi-arrests-man-in-florida-suspected-of-sending-parcel-bombs/ar-BBOVLpa?li=BBnb7Kz

I nominate RedWingsBabe

bump

http://gs.statcounter.com/windows-version-market-share/desktop/worldwide/#monthly-201808-201808-bar

Why?

I'm sorry for your loss.

I have no idea what to say.

I ate a McPhone once. I had diarrhea just a few hours later.

Do not recommend.

I don't know who is doing this, or why. I am guessing it is somebody on the Alt-Right, as I do not believe this to be a false-flag operation.

Only clue was an ISIS flag image attached to the packages, but I believe it could be intentionally misleading.

Whoever is doing this should be sent to a maximum security prison or executed. I hate everyone who he is sending the packages to, but this is terrorism.

Rap music could be unintentionally hilarious, if every last bit of profanity and explicit content, was bleeped out.

It's funny.

I nominate KriemHilde or whatever her username was.

I am nominating all of the old-school PotD girls