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TopicBrett "Couldn't be me, I was lifting with Squee" Kavanaugh
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10/05/18 11:31:19 PM
#18
Coffeebeanz posted...
Democrats. "If your debate skills ain't the greatest just call em a rapist"


Pretty good. To counter:

Republicans. "We sexually assualt humans and don't give a fuck."
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TopicBrett "Couldn't be me, I was lifting with Squee" Kavanaugh
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10/05/18 11:24:42 PM
#15
ledbowman posted...
Brett "Dissent not consent" Kavanaugh


Amazing!
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TopicBrett "Couldn't be me, I was lifting with Squee" Kavanaugh
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10/05/18 11:24:05 PM
#14
Brett "wrap it up getting laid, cause bye-bye roe vs wade" Kavanaugh.
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TopicBrett "Couldn't be me, I was lifting with Squee" Kavanaugh
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10/05/18 11:19:01 PM
#11
Brett "Rapists don't worry, I bought off this jury" Kavanaugh.
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TopicBrett "Couldn't be me, I was lifting with Squee" Kavanaugh
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10/05/18 11:16:47 PM
#9
Brett "have you seen this? It's my penis" Kavanaugh.
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TopicJames Bond actor says it's okay to slap a woman every now and then. do you agree
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10/04/18 7:48:35 PM
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I haven't read this thread, but no. Fuck Connery. I've seen that video and the guy is a piece of shit. I feel really sorry for his co-workers.
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TopicFetishes you don't have, but you could totally see being sexy.
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10/04/18 7:47:19 PM
#9
@Parappa09 posted...
being submissive

i don't get being sat on though


Not my fetish either, but when it happens, woooooooooo boy. You'll be in for a ride!
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TopicFetishes you don't have, but you could totally see being sexy.
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10/04/18 5:03:28 PM
#3
Getting jerked off by some chick's feet.

Ain't a foot guy, but I could see it doing it for me.
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TopicWalter White got CUCKED.
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10/03/18 6:00:12 PM
#8
nice double topic!
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TopicWalter White got CUCKED.
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10/03/18 5:59:18 PM
#5
Nice double topic!
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TopicAtuk: John Belushi, Sam Kinison, John Candy, Phil Hartman, Chris Farley all dead
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09/30/18 12:37:16 AM
#4
Kombucha posted...
Ten million dollars on a losing campaign
Twenty million starving and writhing in pain


This is just a punk-rock song!
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TopicThe Netflix show I was writing for during get pickers up
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09/29/18 3:39:24 PM
#8
With the amazing grammar and command of the english language that you have display in thos topic, I believe you.
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TopicBill Cosby had a BAD first day in prison
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09/27/18 8:32:08 AM
#6
Southernfatman posted...
Guess he shouldn't have raped those women.

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TopicBill Cosby going to prison
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09/25/18 2:20:01 PM
#2
Gonna get his puddin popped!
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TopicWhen someone in their 20s says "I'm past my party phase."
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09/24/18 5:47:33 PM
#17
I didn't really party until I was 19 or so. I'm still able to go strong at 33. I guess because I didn't abuse my body when it was still growing means a lot for my ability to continue to function as a member of society while still enjoy my booze and the occasional drug.
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TopicHow many people do you think will attend your funeral?
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09/24/18 4:37:05 PM
#14
Depends on when I die. If it's tomorrow, easily over a hundred. If it's in twenty years, who knows?
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TopicWhy was Hank Scorpio one of the best Simpsons characters?
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09/24/18 2:39:20 PM
#5
"Ahhhhhhhh. The Denver Broncos!"
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TopicAnybody getting the Beastie Boys book that comes out next month.
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09/23/18 11:31:48 AM
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Kitt posted...
Alucard188 posted...
SaithSayer posted...
I wasn't a fan. Fight For Your Right had limited appeal and passed quickly enough.


Fight For Your Right wasn't even written as a party jam - they wrote it to mock the party atmosphere. Sabotage is a much better song, anyways.

I like Fight for you Right but I'll never understand why it's considered one of their best. Imo, it's not even in the top 5 on License to Ill.


I really dig their b-sides on "License to Ill." Shit like "Rhyming and Stealing," "Slow and Low,' and "Hold it now, Hit it."
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TopicAnybody getting the Beastie Boys book that comes out next month.
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09/22/18 3:44:33 PM
#3
I did not know this was a thing. I am now very excited.
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TopicAriel "stop sexualizing me" Winter
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09/20/18 1:07:24 AM
#43
dontIoseyourway posted...
joestarrr posted...
Milkman5 posted...
I still can't believe she got a breast reduction.

It's like a guy getting his penis size reduced or his abs removed


If your junk caused you back pain and general frustration would you keep it the same size?

Absolutely.


You know that no woman would want to sleep with you if your dick was that big, right?

Also, both you and milkman are full of shit if you claim that you'd deal with back pain due to penis size.
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TopicMan angrily strikes his hookup after finding out that she's a transgender
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09/14/18 12:00:54 AM
#62
gunplagirl posted...
Awful lot of bigots defending the assault of a person on the sole basis of their being trans.


Remember though, this is CE. You can't punch a nazi but you sure as hell can be transphobic. Bitch/Bastard was deserving of it. Richard Spencer, on the other hand, was just being an upstanding citizen.

Seriously. Y'all defending this are gross.
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TopicCE some random person texted me asking to pick up some dress and I'm now in to
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09/13/18 5:12:17 PM
#67
Did they leave a voice message?

Also, if they're gonna take you to small claims court, they already habe your phone number and could find out who you are rather quickly, I'd assume.
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TopicMy whole apartment smells of fish
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09/13/18 8:22:58 AM
#10
Aren't you supposed to be on a cruise?
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TopicHas Michael B. Jordan had a bad movie yet?
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09/12/18 7:36:51 PM
#5
SSJGrimReaper posted...
His character dies in every movie he's in


Where's Wallace, String? Where's Wallace?
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TopicAuthor of 'How to Murder Your Husband' charged for murdering her husband
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09/12/18 5:56:17 PM
#17
eston posted...
I seem to remember an eerily similar story recently with a male author who killed his wife and then wrote a book detailing numerous different ways one could kill one's wife


Naked Lunch?
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TopicYou wake up and realize you can control people's minds
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09/12/18 4:54:22 PM
#13
Yomi posted...
Honestly, I'd do just enough so I can get enough money to be comfortable (without being filthy rich) without having to actually work.

Living a life where the main thing I do is pursue various productive hobbies without worrying about making a living out of them is a constant dream of mine.


Pretty much this. Then I'd move to Costa Rica and continue writing novels and such. Also, the biggest plus would be never having to worry about violence against me/someone else if I happened to be in the area (I'm assume it's proximity based).
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Topicbeing an engineer aint such a bad life: 106k/yr, full benefits, pension
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09/12/18 1:47:13 AM
#9
Shut the fuck up.
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TopicGood horror without a single jump scare?
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09/11/18 6:40:48 PM
#23
EnragedSlith posted...
DK9292 posted...
im not 13 posted...
DK9292 posted...
im not 13 posted...
Deadspace

Bioshock 1

They have plenty of jumpscares.


I was referring to the cheap and easy part.

I think they do well to scare you without cheap scares (even though there might be some in game)

Well in that case I would say John Carpenter's The Thing.

There's a few jumpscares, but they're done VERY well.

Its also one of the only horror movies where the characters dont act like idiots and the creature doesnt behave like a spook for the purpose of being spooky. Everyone is just focused on self preservation, and the drama evolves naturally. The jumpscares are few, well deserved, and so much fucking fun. That movie tickles every bone in my body, its almost perfect


Just saw this. They're right on the button.
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TopicGood horror without a single jump scare?
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09/11/18 6:39:15 PM
#21
The Thing - there are one or two jump scares, but they're brought on by the psychological idea of being isolated. The movie doesn't use 'em for shock value, is what I mean.

Misery.
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TopicExactly one year from me and my fiancee's wedding day!
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09/11/18 12:34:48 AM
#10
Make sure you have solid wedding party who will help you tale care of shit day of. It's essential.

And I'm talkinf small things like fielding calls and helping load the bar and stuff.
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Topicwill there be humans alive to witness the death of the universe if it happens?
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09/10/18 10:29:46 PM
#9
The thing is no human species could eber live that long. Since the time frame is so vast, humans would have evolved physically and culturally to the point where the species doesn't resemble humans in one iota.

So no, present day humans as we see them will not survive and be present when the universe quits.
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TopicITT: Video game music you would unironically want to be played at your funeral.
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09/10/18 12:08:36 PM
#12
Flashman Stage - MM2
Dr. Wiley's Castle Stage 3 - MM3
Corridors of Time - Chrono Trigger
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TopicHave YOU ever dated a hot blonde?
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09/08/18 9:41:12 AM
#3
Yes. Two of them.
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TopicWhy does Trump keep doing his rallies?
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09/08/18 7:39:12 AM
#5
lifeamovie posted...
its called transparency, something liberals wouldn't understand


Ahhh transparency. Good word. So, when are we getting his tax returns again?
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TopicIf you want a hot girl, you have to deal with the mental issues.
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09/07/18 9:11:29 AM
#27
voldothegr8 posted...
For every hot ass woman you see, somewhere there's a dude who's sick of her bullshit.


Yeeeeeeeeeep. Been that dude on three seperate occasions.
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TopicTrump: What was Nike thinking?
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09/07/18 8:56:45 AM
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TheRealDill2000 posted...
Trump has a point here. Kaep is taking a worthwhile stance here, and I wholeheartedly support the idea. I just think he is doing it in a way that offends the wrong groups. Kaep shouldn't be attacking our flag and military with his method of protest, and I'm surprised that Nike is rewarding that approach.


You do understand that no one thought his protest was about the military until some fat piece of shit who dodged the draft due to bone spurs and insulted a POW made it about the military, right?

Like, tell me you understand this.
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Topicthe pick up artist community is similar to the assasin's community in john wick
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09/07/18 8:53:55 AM
#26
Oh my sweet lord can you please shut the fuck up?
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TopicRussian bombers intercepted near Alaska again.
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09/06/18 5:18:37 PM
#19
Sounds like they're playing a game of chicken.
Fly close to the designated airspace.
See how the USA responds.
?????
Profit!
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TopicWow, I forgot how garbage the Mega Man 2 castle is >_>
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09/05/18 10:09:18 AM
#18
Can you even beat the fourth boss in MM2's wiley stage without running outta Crash? I can always get close, but I have to die to refill it and then finish the fight.

Edit: Just watched a clip on youtube. Yep. It's possible.
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TopicFantasy Football Players: Get your ass in here and post your team
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09/04/18 7:09:45 PM
#11
MrK3V posted...
Eat More Beef posted...
7th pick in a 12 man standard, keeper league. Kept Kamara for a 7th this year.

Team name: Baker May Field A Dozen Loaves

Qb: Jimmy G. Carson Wentz
Wr: Antonio Brown (1st pick), Landry, Fuller, Hurns.
RB: Kamara, Mixon, Blount, Coleman, Gore (last pick for the lulz)
TE: Jimmy G, Austin S-J
K: Jake Elliott
Def: Jags

I feel pretty good about my team. Brown and Kamara will be my backbone and I can trade/switch players to build around them I figure.

Shoulda kept Breida, TC


I can't handle that headache. Plus I feel ok with my RBs right now. Currently hoping to trade James Connor, Jordy Nelson and TY Hilton to the Leveon Bell owner for Davante Adams and Chris Godwin.


Dunno dude. I don't trust bell this year. You're better off not dealing with him. Keep your dudes and run for the money.
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Topiccopyright, patents, and trademarks are among the worst of things.
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09/04/18 6:36:52 PM
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Tag me when you get back to me so I can see it. I'm currently in the middle of drinking beer and writing a novel, so I dunno how much more CE I'll be adventuring on tonight.
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Topiccopyright, patents, and trademarks are among the worst of things.
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09/04/18 5:00:40 PM
#10
PiOverlord posted...
Eat More Beef posted...
As an musician that's put out a few albums, and a published author, copyright is a great thing. My IP stays me IP.

I will say, however, that there should be limitations on it. Like, you can will ypur IP to one person, and after that it goes into public domain. I'm not a fan of Disney constantly pushing back the date for Mickey, because that character is the precedent for all IP. There comes a time when a public figure/story/song/etc should revert back to the people.

The same theory should apply for drugs and tech and, well, everything.

Thank you. I should be more clear, they have a place, but they should be weakened.


Agreed 100%. Blanket copyright is detremental to the human condition.

How do you think it should be changed?
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Topiccopyright, patents, and trademarks are among the worst of things.
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09/04/18 4:58:30 PM
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As an musician that's put out a few albums, and a published author, copyright is a great thing. My IP stays me IP.

I will say, however, that there should be limitations on it. Like, you can will your IP to one person, and after that it goes into public domain. I'm not a fan of Disney constantly pushing back the date for Mickey, because that character is the precedent for all IP. There comes a time when a public figure/story/song/etc should revert back to the people.

The same theory should apply for drugs and tech and, well, everything.
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TopicIf you could bring back one television series for one more season...
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09/04/18 3:37:56 PM
#136
NoMeLx22x posted...
Deadwood


fuck. how'd i forget about this show!
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TopicWhich singer/musician/band has the most songs that you like?
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09/04/18 2:54:52 PM
#9
Queens of the Stone Age
Red Hot Chili Peppers
NOFX
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TopicFantasy Football Players: Get your ass in here and post your team
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09/04/18 2:48:14 PM
#6
7th pick in a 12 man standard, keeper league. Kept Kamara for a 7th this year.

Team name: Baker May Field A Dozen Loaves

Qb: Jimmy G. Carson Wentz
Wr: Antonio Brown (1st pick), Landry, Fuller, Hurns.
RB: Kamara, Mixon, Blount, Coleman, Gore (last pick for the lulz)
TE: Jimmy G, Austin S-J
K: Jake Elliott
Def: Jags

I feel pretty good about my team. Brown and Kamara will be my backbone and I can trade/switch players to build around them I figure.

Shoulda kept Breida, TC
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TopicHow long would you last under torture?
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09/04/18 1:35:39 PM
#8
Depends on the type of torture, honestly. I'm covered in tattoos and had some piercings, so physical pain type torture? Maybe ten minutes, depending on the information they're looking for.

Mental torture? Dunno, a day or so maybe?
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TopicRight wingers attacking Nike for sweatshops because of Kaep.
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09/04/18 10:32:05 AM
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Vyrulisse posted...
Eat More Beef posted...
Vyrulisse posted...
Imagine justifying sweatshops just so you don't have to face the fact that you support a fake activist who has proven himself a hypocrite and a long-known dirty company that abuses exploiting cheap labor in horrid conditions to score good boy points. Just imagine being that hollow and lacking that much dignity.


I wouldn't say that Kaep is a fake activist. He did donate over a million dollars to different grass roots charities.

He's doing all this because of a girl. He didn't sacrifice much either as his career was already near dead. He was benched and bitter and decided to throw a hissy fit. Once it caught on he took advantage of the situation to push his own "brand". That's all this is and if you believe for once second he gives a shit about any of this then you're naive.


Why are you so angry at a dude for donating money? You say his reasons are not pure, I say they are. The only one who knows is Kaep. Let's just be happy he did something, ie, put his money where his mouth was.

Also, if you support Trump (i dunno if you do or not) then calling Kaep's motivations horseshit yet falling in line behind the prez is dumb. Only one of these humans has disrespected the troops, and it ain't the football player.
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