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Trying to finally finish Skyrim before the weekend after next.
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rogerskg1979 posted...

Where's the option for No?

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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank

Math class. 7th grade.
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DPsx7 posted...

Should be interesting to see the stats. Few months ago we had this discussion and several people insisted that phones aren't $100 a month.

Weird. I could've sworn you were insisting that they weren't cheaper than a landline.
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This dumbass never ceases to amaze me with the stupid shit he posts.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank

Well, since its a job we know you wont.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank

Does anybody actually think there is every going to be a 1900 mile border wall?
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank

On the contrary, Id encourage it.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank

wwinterj25 posted...

Is TC that piccolo guy that used to post here? I've always wondered.

Yeah. He kept going through accounts because he was banned over and over again for posting creepy cartoons of underage girls.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank

I dont hate you. I think youre incredibly fucking weird and arent doing yourself any favors with your behavior if you act remotely close to this in real life.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank

Rasmoh posted...

Reduces illegal immigration and drug trafficking.

Lmao
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Zeus posted...

hat said, his foreign policy -- just like his predecessors -- leaves much to be desired. He's tried to do too much at once

Yeah, that's the problem with his foreign policy.

On the bright side he's appealed to guys like Icoyar. The one thing Nathan will finally have in common with a president is the fact we'll never see a copy of either of their tax returns.
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Sarcasthma posted...

I got a claymore attached to my assault rifle. Its been a pretty good day.

Nice. I hope they installed it correctly.

Unless you mean a claymore sword. In which case, even nicer.
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Sarcasthma posted...

Cacciato posted...

Sarcasthma posted...

Cacciato posted...

DirtyRoller posted...

Cacciato posted...

If it's a hoax then explain how I got it. Checkmate.

You got AIDS because you made terrible life choices.

SUCH AS

Getting AIDS

FUCK

Yeah, thats usually how you get AIDS.

:p

Hear that, Icoyar? You're safe from all threats, foreign and domestic.
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Sarcasthma posted...

Cacciato posted...

DirtyRoller posted...

Cacciato posted...

If it's a hoax then explain how I got it. Checkmate.

You got AIDS because you made terrible life choices.

SUCH AS

Getting AIDS

FUCK
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DirtyRoller posted...

Cacciato posted...

If it's a hoax then explain how I got it. Checkmate.

You got AIDS because you made terrible life choices.

SUCH AS
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Questionmarktarius posted...

Gamefaqs.gamespot.com doesn't allow me to mention the obvious ones, for some reason.

Aside from this, Amazon Prime recently.
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If it's a hoax then explain how I got it. Checkmate.
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green dragon posted...

Cacciato posted...

green dragon posted...

Dang,she knows your gfaqs user name?

The dude legitimately wants to change his name to that. Like he's a fuckin vampire or some shit.

You're joking, right? Tc, what's your real name?

I am not joking. He's literally made a topic about it.
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green dragon posted...

Dang,she knows your gfaqs user name?

The dude legitimately wants to change his name to that. Like he's a fuckin vampire or some shit.
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I_Abibde posted...

....

I thought that Kana left a while ago.

Between them and Melodramatic you can have a set of rotating topics where they say they're gonna leave and then just come back.
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Im in Virginia Beach and Im supposed to evacuate.

Im not gonna.
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Zikten posted...

But someone might break into a house and kill the cop they vowed revenge on and also kill their kid that was home

Thanks champ, it was a joke.
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I honestly dont think he has the ability to live to the end of a second term.
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We dont fucking care.
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"I properly understand when a woman wants my dick and I can do whatever I want to them, and then do it." OmegaTomHank

Revelation34 posted...

Dikitain posted...

Yea, anybody who abuses a child is going to have a rough time in prison. Glad to see that Australian prisons follow this policy as well.

That said, best way to be loved in prison is to be a cop killer. Those guys usually get cheered when they get escorted to their cells.

What if they did both?

Police stations dont usually hire children to be law enforcement officers.
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Blade_Trinity posted...

You're all so young.

You mean, as an adult you chose Blade_Trinity as a username?
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Please stop posting on this board.
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Kyuubi4269 posted...

The third world is a collection of countries that all individually choose to be shit. They all have their own unique claims to shitdom independent of eachother.

And there it is.
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Chewster posted...

Cacciato posted...

My point is he's not Brady, he's not Rodgers. Some teams would rather work with a QB in the top 45% instead of dealing with the attention he's gonna bring to a franchise.

I meant to say bottom 40% and edited that in. As in, even if you assume he's only in the backup tier, he's gotta be better than at least six or seven other backup QBs. And again, that's at worst. He's better than some starters (maybe you can argue he isn't better than any full-season starting caliber QBs, but he sure as hell is better than guys like fucking Nathan Peterman).

Oh yeah, I definitely agree with that too then. From a performance perspective I'd rather have him as a backup, since at least I knew what he was capable of, over some of these guys that are on their 5th NFL team.
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mooreandrew58 posted...

Cacciato posted...

mooreandrew58 posted...

anyone good enough to play in the nfl is a pretty good player. but I don't think he was good enough to make it controversy or not. he may have lasted a little longer without it though.

and on the if its a distraction thing, different kind of distraction rather than if its holding up the game. it has people more focused and talking about it than the game itself, and it may or may not cost some ticket sells. that kind of distraction.

Yeah, they're good enough, but there's a draft every year that keeps pumping new talent into the sport. Eventually your talent pool is gonna be filled with cheaper, and eventually better, replacements.

My biggest issue with the 'distraction' is that this is supposedly a government-induced issue in the first place. If it's true that the anthem wasn't shown on TV prior to the 'paid patriotism' decision of the government then this whole issue is even more absurd.

Flip that switch. Do what ESPN said they're doing for MNF. Dont show the fucking anthem.

as said I don't watch a lot of football (and when I do the game has usually already started) but years ago I don't recall them showing it in the first place unless it was a big game like the super bowl.

Supposedly it started around 2009 when the Department of Defense got involved. I honestly never even noticed until he started the protest (so maybe it was effective to an extent?).
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Chewster posted...

He would easily be in AT LEAST the top 40% of NFL QBs if he was on an active roster (including backups, last year moreso than this year since he may be out of practice by now). People who try to make the excuse it has to do with his skill are fucking insane or just don't know anything about the NFL

I've seen the articles that compare his previous performance with the current group of starters. I've seen the same articles that say his performance was based off other team metrics when he went to the SB.

My point is he's not Brady, he's not Rodgers. Some teams would rather work with a QB in the top 45% instead of dealing with the attention he's gonna bring to a franchise.
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mooreandrew58 posted...

anyone good enough to play in the nfl is a pretty good player. but I don't think he was good enough to make it controversy or not. he may have lasted a little longer without it though.

and on the if its a distraction thing, different kind of distraction rather than if its holding up the game. it has people more focused and talking about it than the game itself, and it may or may not cost some ticket sells. that kind of distraction.

Yeah, they're good enough, but there's a draft every year that keeps pumping new talent into the sport. Eventually your talent pool is gonna be filled with cheaper, and eventually better, replacements.

My biggest issue with the 'distraction' is that this is supposedly a government-induced issue in the first place. If it's true that the anthem wasn't shown on TV prior to the 'paid patriotism' decision of the government then this whole issue is even more absurd.

Flip that switch. Do what ESPN said they're doing for MNF. Dont show the fucking anthem.
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PaddysPub posted...

I mean I guess the only opposing perspective I can really understand here is an NFL team owner not wanting the distraction before games.

And that's a fair enough argument, in my opinion. You can call Kaep a statistically better than average QB, you can call him a crap QB, the fact of the matter is that I think a lot of owners didnt think his performance would justify the amount of negative attention that he'd potentially bring to their team.

Chewster posted...

Actually, if anything, attempts to "soften" it like locking arms on the playing portion of the field or going to the locker room seem more distracting. People are out of place so it's probably adding a (minor) amount of delay to the game

This too.
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TheWorstPoster posted...

Cacciato posted...

TheWorstPoster posted...

PK_Spam posted...

TheWorstPoster posted...

PK_Spam posted...

But nope. Blame illegals. But not all illegals. Just the brown ones. And not all of the Russian and polish immigrants we have. Also, the brown ones need to be separated from their families.

So, why aren't you blaming Obama for that?

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/31/upshot/liberals-immigration-children-border-misinformation.html

I never said I liked Obama

Now answer my question @TheWorstPoster

Sounds like you only brought this up to somehow pin the blame on Trump, for things that have happened since 2014.

But I digress.

Anyway, what makes you think that any of us want illegals from Poland or Russia anyway? The truth is, there aren't many of them, since an overwhelming majority of illegal immigration, occurs to the one third-world country that shares a southern border to us.

(And before you call me "racist" for calling Mexico third-world):

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/08/First_second_third_worlds_map.svg/1024px-First_second_third_worlds_map.svg.png

Third-World is in green

Do you have an updated map? The one you provided said it's only between April and August of 1975.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_World

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/c/ce/Third_world_countries_map_world_2.PNG

Do you have any citations for that map? It describes them as 'usually' and I would like to know who it is that makes that determination. Shit, your maps dont even match up anyway lmao

I cant believe you're this fuckin goofy dude. Remember what I said a few weeks ago about getting an education? Go fuckin do that.
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TheWorstPoster posted...

PK_Spam posted...

TheWorstPoster posted...

PK_Spam posted...

But nope. Blame illegals. But not all illegals. Just the brown ones. And not all of the Russian and polish immigrants we have. Also, the brown ones need to be separated from their families.

So, why aren't you blaming Obama for that?

https://www.nytimes.com/2018/05/31/upshot/liberals-immigration-children-border-misinformation.html

I never said I liked Obama

Now answer my question @TheWorstPoster

Sounds like you only brought this up to somehow pin the blame on Trump, for things that have happened since 2014.

But I digress.

Anyway, what makes you think that any of us want illegals from Poland or Russia anyway? The truth is, there aren't many of them, since an overwhelming majority of illegal immigration, occurs to the one third-world country that shares a southern border to us.

(And before you call me "racist" for calling Mexico third-world):

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/0/08/First_second_third_worlds_map.svg/1024px-First_second_third_worlds_map.svg.png

Third-World is in green

Do you have an updated map? The one you provided said it's only between April and August of 1975.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Third_World

I mean, I'm you of all people would never hate that someone posted a map fro 43 years ago.
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I wonder what a man who has never worked feels about the assertion that illegal immigrants are coming here and stealing jobs.

Can he be outraged? If so, is it justified? I mean, you're 30. You've never worked. You're not at risk of losing a job. Plus, the illegal immigrant still pays some taxes into the system that you exploit as an American.
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She Drives Me Crazy - Fine Young Cannibals - 7/10

That's pretty cool, I liked their Suspicious Minds cover.


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TheWorstPoster posted...

PK_Spam posted...

Its like the girl who called me a dirty Mexican in middle school. I met her parents some time later, and it wasnt that she was just a stupid, racist 13 year old. Her parents were racist too. And they specifically raised her to say those things in the privacy of their home.

ITP: Mexican is a race

How are you this fucking dense
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You know, Nathan, the fact that what you took away from all those comments was an argument over Ghana says more than anything that I ever could about you.

Hopefully you actually finally figure out how incredibly hypocritical you are doing things like leeching off a society while criticizing others using the same programs you take advantage of. It's nice to see you call a country a shithole despite the fact that it was sheer luck you were born somewhere that's somehow managed to let a borderline 30 year old 'man' (I use that word loosely) make it this far without contributing to their family, their nation, or the human race in general.
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Mead posted...

Absolutely, one of the best potders

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TheWorstPoster posted...

jramirez23 posted...

I thought he was protesting the killings of minorities by police officers... Also, how much money he makes is pretty irrelevant to what he is protesting. Also, please explain how Ghana is a "shithole."

You're right!

This is totally not a shithole!

http://www.citiesalliance.org/accra_gallery

This is literally the equivalent of someone saying all Americans are ugly big-nippled balding men, having someone disagree, and then having a picture of you posted.
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TheWorstPoster posted...

PaddysPub posted...

how smooth does your brain have to be to get upset over the way a man bends his knees during the government song? Like holy shit, man, hes not disrespecting the country, flag or song in any way at all.

Dumbest of the absolute dumb.

He makes millions of dollars per year. And yet he hates about how "oppressed" he feels in this nation, all because of what happened over 150 years ago (and forgetting about how 875,000 white men were brutally killed in a span of 4 years in order to end that), despite the fact that he is rich, has a career that is a dream job to millions of men, and lives in the freest nation on Earth.

Meanwhile, he vacationed in Ghana during the Fourth of July, as he considers that his "real home", yet refuses to move to that third-world shithole he apparently loves.

Your virgin ass might be the most delusional, disconnected poster on this board. You're a constant embarrassment and lack the self-awareness to even realize it.
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mooreandrew58 posted...

Cacciato posted...

I used to get drunk at work. A few times it was actually for training purposes, which took the fun out of it.

what the hell kinda job wants you to drink for training purposes?

Getting drunk so the new trainees can practice their field sobriety tests on you.
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I used to get drunk at work. A few times it was actually for training purposes, which took the fun out of it.
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wwinterj25 posted...

NMB trying to understand budgeting is fucking hilarious.

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I'd allahu akbar all up in her if you know what I mean.
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NightMareBunny posted...

Revelation34 posted...

NightMareBunny posted...

if people only bought what they absolutely needed then we'd all have pretty vacant looking houses and be staring at paint drying for our entertainment

A 40 inch TV at the most instead of 60 inches is fine.

or a used zune instead of an ipod or a no-name budget phone instead of a iphone or galaxy

I bet that sounded a lot funnier in your head huh
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I'm guessing you dont have any chicken bouillon cubes.
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