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OP is David Clarke. The black sheriff in North Dakota who loves Trump.
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Mall has a poster of rules and the very first rule is "wear appropriate clothes." An older lighter skinned black guy was arrested for watching.
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Girl on the left seems cute. I don't mind thick girls but the other girl is a tad too big.
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Menardii posted...

Malicious spoiling should be an automatic ban.

I remember once I was on a site that had nothing to do with TV (I think it was a football message board) and on the night of the finale of Breaking Bad somebody posted "The way Todd died was bullcrap!" as the topic title. Hahahahaha.
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lol I got modded for spoiling star wars. As in the original star wars.
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Explain to me what a t-girl is
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Every penny counts.
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You better watch out. This topic may get modded for trolling.
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Personally I wouldn't waste my time. H1 is where it's at.
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The dude in Minnesota who got shot by the cop and then the cop started freaking.

"Hello officer. I just want you to know that I have a gun in my waistband."

"Don't touch the gun! Don't touch the gun!"

"But my hands are nowhere near the

BAM BAM BAM!

OMG WHAT DID I JUST DO OMG OMG
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"I'm Pickle Rick. Bitch." Note to mods: I am, in fact, quoting the television show Rick and Morty, and am not calling the OP a bitch.
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You should have plenty of experience fitting big long things in your mouth. Such as a hot dog wiener or bratwurst. Note to mods who will believe everything is offensive or trolling: I am, in fact, talking about hot dog wieners and bratwursts.
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This topic must be a spin-off of the poop knife topic. Try to be a little more original, OP.
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I remember one time back when I worked retail I was getting wrote up in the manager's office for "back talking" to a customer. I mean, if you're gonna be rude to me I'm gonna be rude to you. If you want to play the "who can be a bigger asshole" game I promise I'm going to win everytime. Anyways, I'm sitting there in the office and the janitor who quit 2 months ago came back in to the office and dropped to his knees and started begging for his job back. It was probably the most awkward thing I've ever witnessed. He quit by breaking his mop over his knee and throwing the sharp end at a manager and walked out saying "I don't need this shitty job!" I never got wrote up because the manager became preoccupied and called for A/P to escort him out lol.
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Sex.
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Without knowing French I am guessing that is I am a slave for your love. Oui o non?
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I know words. I know the best words!
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WalkingLobsters posted...

SauI_Goodman posted...

It was alright. Make sure you bring a lock with you. Don't expect any privacy. Bring flip flops for the shower.

did u get any sleep? i'm bringing ear plugs and eye mask

Yah. A lot of people tend to go out and party all night and come back in the early morning hours. I just did it because it was cheap. Like $11 a night.
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My Haribo says made in brazil.
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Just have a cop keep an eye on his whereabouts for the Halloween day.
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They were all good but one. I think it was Chronicles of Riddick. Literally fell asleep in the theater.
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I've heard multiple people say this. I must be lucky.
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Mystery Men.
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Wouldn't it be ironic when tech puts the billionaires out of a job and then they become the homeless. LOL THE FUTURE.
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It was alright. Make sure you bring a lock with you. Don't expect any privacy. Bring flip flops for the shower.
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So is this topic trying to say that a believer of <x> fears death? I find that hard to believe.
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Damn he's a 2 seed too. Number 2 bout to go down!
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Mushrooms are pretty good. I'm not vegan but ever try a vegan pizza? Bread, pizza sauce and mushrooms.
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Who am I to tell the people of India what to do.
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Dateline NBC'S To Catch a Predator.
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kingdrake2 posted...

ImTheMacheteGuy posted...

I live by myself so yes. It's not even inconvenient. No idea why some people have issues with it.

it's inconvienient for me. i lost my laundry key. my neighbor lost his laundry key and no one can access the laundry room unless i get ahold of the landlord.

the worse part is those key's if they happen to be able to be duplicated i wouldn't run into the issue because i would have a spare on hand so i can copy it.

i got lucky last time because the maintenance people had the laundry room open so i could wash a week and a half worth of laundry.

sounds to me like somebody shouldn't lose their key.
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What do you mean imagine? They did.
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Did you get some dessert afterwards? And by dessert I of course mean cunnilingus.
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Triple H's TIME TO PLAY THE GAME

vs

Jigsaw's I WANNA PLAY A GAME
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Is that an ass hair right in between the cheeks. I expect a hairy ass from guys but come on!
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Grilled chicken. Grilled chicken. Grilled chicken. Grilled chicken. On the stovetop. That's pretty much it.
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"Hey baby, what's say we take this back to my place."

Straight to the point. Women like confidence.
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UnfairRepresent posted...

That dude from the Simpsons?

Didn't he turn out to be an illegal immigrant? So it makes sense

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Better than Red Dead Redemption 2 (so far).
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If you're using the internet for dating instead of face to face interaction, you're doing it wrong.
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I worked with a guy that died of a heart attack at 25. A little overweight but not obese. In 9th grade a girl in the next class over from our class died from an aneurysm. You never know what can happen in life. You can get killed on your way home tonight. Don't take life for granted.
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I wash my clothes but take them to the cleaners for pressing. I hate pressing.
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No, I much prefer a banana or an orange.
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KillerKhan420 posted...

If she allows you between the cheeks, there's no way it's below boobs. Sorry, but another place to stick it is alot better than two breasts.

I'm an ass man, but there is a thing as a boob-f***.
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So the way this topic is worded, I take it OP is a HUGE college fan.
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