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Shuto-uke posted...

you'd not bite off your thumb, but you'd end with a nasty cut

sure, but we are talking about complete dismemberment here
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Shuto-uke posted...

Bloodychess posted...

Tupacrulez posted...

Banjo2553 posted...

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Trigg3rH4ppy posted...

And they'd risk having their skull blugeoned in if the guy doesn't pass out immediately. It's kinda a 2 way street

Lolol no guy is doing that after having his dick bitten off. You'd be hard-pressed to even form a cognizant thought. Get over yourself.

You don't know what happens when adrenaline/survival mode kicks in, so...

You clearly have absofuckinglutely no idea how shock, rapid blood loss, and another person's adrenaline, who isn't on the floor dying without a dick attached to them, work.

She rips it off, you fall down screaming in pain you cannot comprehend, she runs. That's it. That's how this goes.

Jesus you people are dense.

Unless she is the fuckings JAWS female equivalent from James Bond, no one's damn dick is coming off.

what? try biting your own thumb with full force.... call me from the er

Dude that would be even harder to bite off since it has bone in it.

And from a quick google search.......nope, not possible unless you are a freak of nature
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Tupacrulez posted...

Banjo2553 posted...

Tupacrulez posted...

Trigg3rH4ppy posted...

And they'd risk having their skull blugeoned in if the guy doesn't pass out immediately. It's kinda a 2 way street

Lolol no guy is doing that after having his dick bitten off. You'd be hard-pressed to even form a cognizant thought. Get over yourself.

You don't know what happens when adrenaline/survival mode kicks in, so...

You clearly have absofuckinglutely no idea how shock, rapid blood loss, and another person's adrenaline, who isn't on the floor dying without a dick attached to them, work.

She rips it off, you fall down screaming in pain you cannot comprehend, she runs. That's it. That's how this goes.

Jesus you people are dense.

Unless she is the fuckings JAWS female equivalent from James Bond, no one's damn dick is coming off.
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I mean, you could bite their sensitive spot too and it would probably hurt a hell of a lot more
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Roshon posted...

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ALIEN_WORK2HOP posted...

The only reason he is legendary is because he beat her up.

Pretty much. He was just another dude who could sing a high note before that. Great at what he did but hardly a legend in the making like my boy Bruno is

Not true. Chris is the ultimate entertainer, he dances circles around Bruno, and his sound and style is so influential that people like Bieber have attempted to imitate him.

I can't take JB seriously, is there another more serious artist you can say imitated him?
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I like socialism on paper, I just don't trust human beings to faithful carry out it's ethos
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I'll always have a soft spot for Nintendo but PC gaming is really starting to steal me away from Sony
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DevsBro posted...

1337toothbrush posted...

Also: sweet potatoes >>>> potatoes

*removes gloves and throws them to the ground*
*stares you down*

*stands next to Dev and stares down 1337*
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M_Live posted...

Can we get a statistic on how many Republican voeters are on welfare

Why do you want just Republican voters?
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frozenshock posted...

Rasmussen polls are always titled a few percentage points toward republicans

I mean, the most recent weekly from gallup has him at 56% disapproval

Best to rely on the aggregate of polls on 538

https://projects.fivethirtyeight.com/trump-approval-ratings

>Mentions Ras is partisian
>Cites 538 as an alternative

XD
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More potato's for me then
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Serious inquiries only
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ALIEN_WORK2HOP posted...

The only reason he is legendary is because he beat her up.

Pretty much. He was just another dude who could sing a high note before that. Great at what he did but hardly a legend in the making like my boy Bruno is
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RoseSaver posted...

Or would I be supporting an anti-LGBTQ cooperation?

I obviously don't hate gays and I love the food/costumer service, but is it morally right?

Literally nothing is morally right anymore

Just eat the damn chicken
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Kazi1212 posted...

Nah theyre in limbo. Dont get the advantages of either privileges

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UnfairRepresent posted...

I don't get how anyone can be mad that police worked to prevent violence in the streets

Counter protesters are mad with police no matter what they do
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CyricZ posted...

gmanthebest posted...

Hell, even if she didn't want a free 10k, she could have donated it

As House Representative, she'll have, for lack of a better word, access to the federal budget. 10K is tiddlywinks, and certainly not worth engaging with a man who has publicly stated that he will only engage with leftists in order to destroy them.

So she was afraid of getting destroyed, gotcha
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Does seribii list it as weighing more than 200 pounds?
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Is it from gen 3?
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Antifar posted...

Kazi1212 posted...

Wtf we love guns now

Socialists are much more ambivalent on the gun question than liberals.

Does everyone get a gun?
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Fony posted...

I'm sure he and everyone else got a laugh at Florida Man's skull bouncing off the street.

Seek help
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Related question: why is Manning free but Snowden a fugitive?
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FrisbeeDude posted...

Jerry_Hellyeah posted...

And theyre the ones who went to Harvard.

Sheeeesh.

spotted the flyover

Man you really like that word
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VipaGTS posted...

its costing American Citizens their jobs.

Dey took er jerbs!
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Get nut implants
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davyheinz posted...

Smash has TC shook

I mean, it basically won the holidays for Nintendo and its still summer
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YOUHAVENOHOPE posted...

imagine complaining about your own private insect defense force

Cats are better for this and more cuddly to boot
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Is it true that TC is a welcher?

Details please
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Why would Nintendo kill a bird?
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MrK3V posted...

Truly rip

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Kahn vs Bunny was more entertaining than i was expecting
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boxington posted...

cool, I might have to buy a Switch now.

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Do republicans even use the phrase "family values" anymore or has that facade been cast off?
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orcus_snake posted...

Bloodychess posted...

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Cornmuffins posted...

Huge crybaby and has sex with women without their consent. No ty.

That wasn't it. She agreed to have sex, but didn't agree to anal or something like that. Someone on the NBAB who read the court transcripts claimed that.

Sooooo, sexual act without consent. Not seeing a big difference here

wellp, you didnt take time to change the goalpost.

Oh wow, i moved it 2 inches to the left.

HUGE DIFFERENCE NOW GUYS!!
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YoshitoKikuchi posted...

Cornmuffins posted...

Huge crybaby and has sex with women without their consent. No ty.

That wasn't it. She agreed to have sex, but didn't agree to anal or something like that. Someone on the NBAB who read the court transcripts claimed that.

Sooooo, sexual act without consent. Not seeing a big difference here
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VoightKent posted...

This is only gonna lead to more angry muslims, God European politicans are stupid.

Yeah, silly European politicians and their refusal for appeasement.
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Welcome to your Doom!
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Zeeak4444 posted...

I don't think you understand what...

Also doubt im going to see these phrase get thrown around so nonchalantly in a thread for the rest of the year.
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Zeeak4444 posted...

Funbazooka posted...

Senator from Connecticut says freedom of speech is a threat to democracy and there needs to be MORE shut downs.



Trump isn't the one shutting down the freedom of the press. It's left-wing and Democrat aligned social media corporations who are doing it now with the support of the Democrats. Election is coming up, of course they want to silence their opposition.

And establishment media like CNN, MSNBC, BBC, ABC, etc.. are overjoyed that one of their alt-media competitors has been silenced.

Go make a conservative platform. Or a neutral one since you want fairness. Compete with facebook and YouTube. Easy fix, sitting here crying doesn't do anything.

Doubt im going to find a lazier evasion than this for the rest of the week
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Spooking posted...

Why does she need more?

Because our current legal system enables it
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Orlando_Jordan posted...

"User Since: Jun 2003
Karma: 349
Active Posts: 11

Neat
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Bruce vs. Bruce was terrible, not as bad as Douglas vs. Jefferson but up there.
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Ivynn posted...

iPhone_7 posted...

I didnt want to but thanks a lot TC.

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SageHarpuia posted...

I always just fill the tub up and take my baths when I wash her

Only way to do it
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DarkChozoGhost posted...

And nothing of value would be lost

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X-Pac_Heat posted...

Which is an inherent issue with trying to adapt video games into theatrical films. That's like the whole point of my post

And the point of my post is that there isn't some massive storytelling presentation gap that makes translating a video game story onto the big screen really tough. The liberties some studio's and directors make are unnecessary and usually lead to a film flopping. You're more or less saying it can't be done because video games are just too different.

Hollywood can make successful films based off of books, comics, and plays. Video Games aren't some medium that's just unworkable, more people in production just need to respect the source material.

X-Pac_Heat posted...

Now I'm sure you're going to say "Resident Evil is horrible film series, it's barely like the games!"

Oh yeah, totally agree. They definitely didn't have RE3 in mind when shooting the 2nd theatrical movie.
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X-Pac_Heat posted...

The only video games that could work as a movie are shitty walking simulators or games like Uncharted which are practically movies anyways.

Otherwise, it doesn't work because there is such a huge difference in storytelling style between video games and movies. Video games tend to be long burns where the vast majority of the storytelling is told through the experience and the gameplay as much as the exposition.

That isn't easy to transfer to movies, so a lot of short cuts and just making shit up happens that fans of the game do not like, and actual film fans find to show a low quality of filmmaking.

If Hollywood can make a great LotR trilogy from the books, then there is no reason they can't take a video game and do the same.

It is easy to transfer to movies, that's why let's plays and video walk through's are popular. The issue is that too many directors take too many liberties and end up with a product that the original fanbase doesn't want and the casual moviegoers still doesn't care about.
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