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TopicIf there were no laws, the crime rate would go down to zero.
Verdekal
08/31/18 8:42:59 PM
#1
Woooooahhhhh.....
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TopicThe perfect girl, but she's a squirrel.
Verdekal
08/31/18 8:36:00 PM
#10

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TopicA friend of mine once compared his ex's vag to an angler fish.
Verdekal
08/31/18 6:51:31 PM
#1
lol
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TopicWas "asparagus" named after a vegan Roman Emperor?
Verdekal
08/31/18 6:06:42 PM
#1
?
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TopicWorkers aren't supposed to have rights. That's why they're workers.
Verdekal
08/31/18 4:13:09 PM
#9
fenderbender321 posted...
As long as you have the right to quit and walk away, there is literally nothing your employer can force you to do.

Even thinking that your boss isn't the god emperor of the multiverse who could have your entire family publicly gibbeted at the slightest offense or no reason at all?

That's a paddlin'.
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TopicWorkers aren't supposed to have rights. That's why they're workers.
Verdekal
08/31/18 4:09:05 PM
#1
You don't work to get paid, you work to DO WHAT YOU'RE TOLD.
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TopicThe gang's all fucking here
Verdekal
08/31/18 3:58:20 PM
#10
Bio1590 posted...
Verdekal posted...
I remember his solider comment back around 04 sort of killed his chances back then.

Isn't he an old fart now?

74.

He'd be 80 after his first term ended.

He looks like Frankenstein lol.
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TopicThe gang's all fucking here
Verdekal
08/31/18 3:52:46 PM
#7
I remember his solider comment back around 04 sort of killed his chances back then.

Isn't he an old fart now?
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TopicI like you CE!!!!!
Verdekal
08/31/18 4:02:15 AM
#1
We could be tighter than bark on a tree!!!!!!!!
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TopicSerious question: are Jewish people a race or a religion?
Verdekal
08/31/18 3:51:44 AM
#14
kuwab0 posted...
Ashkenazi are cosplaying Italians

I'm Jewish and I am always taken for German.
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TopicWe should abolish all commerce and return to agrarianism.
Verdekal
08/31/18 3:35:54 AM
#1
Yeah.
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TopicAll Star but it's Country Roads.
Verdekal
08/31/18 3:09:12 AM
#9
lol
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TopicHave you ever been threatened with a gun?
Verdekal
08/31/18 12:32:19 AM
#1
Not directly but I was a customer during an armed robbery almost 10 years ago.
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TopicAll Star but it's Country Roads.
Verdekal
08/30/18 9:39:58 AM
#1


This is the greatest thing in the history of eternity.
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TopicI can play two songs in my head at the same time.
Verdekal
08/30/18 9:38:26 AM
#3
MrResetti posted...
God Save the Queen and My Country Tis of Thee?

The Star Spangled Banner and To Anacreon in Heaven.
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TopicScenario: You see a dog locked inside a car on a hot day.
Verdekal
08/30/18 9:37:34 AM
#17
If it's a small parking lot with a regular convience store and the dog didn't look uncomfortable, I'd leave it alone.

But if it were a large parking lot outside a large grocery store and the dog looked uncomfortable, I'd probably break the glass.
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TopicI can play two songs in my head at the same time.
Verdekal
08/30/18 9:34:28 AM
#1
lol
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TopicTarget has vanished!
Verdekal
08/30/18 8:37:07 AM
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TopicWhat I think.
Verdekal
08/30/18 5:47:10 AM
#1
I am a total and utter nihilist in all regards. I don't recognize and I have utterly and absolutely no respect for anything that has anything to do with humanity. I have no respect for human values such as history, ethnicity, language, nationality or culture. It is all totally and utterly meaningless. We're all just pieces of meat on this big ball of dirt and one day we'll all be dead. That's all there is.
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TopicSometimes I feel like a smeckledorfed festizio...
Verdekal
08/30/18 12:03:57 AM
#1
._.
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TopicVerdekal: I'll take your questions.
Verdekal
08/29/18 11:58:37 PM
#4
and he decides who to free and who to blame...
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TopicAt some point, CE SKEWED into this shitpost!
Verdekal
08/29/18 11:01:53 PM
#1
Where I'm rich! And powerful! And married to your mother!
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TopicVerdekal: I'll take your questions.
Verdekal
08/29/18 1:14:42 PM
#3
There's a shitpost going around, taking names...
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TopicI remember running to the sea...
Verdekal
08/29/18 4:24:49 AM
#1
I remember falling to my knees....

I remember gliding off the ocean shore....

Until I touched the ocean floor....
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TopicVerdekal: I'll take your questions.
Verdekal
08/29/18 3:00:22 AM
#1
CE: Is this a shitpost?

Verdekal: We don't know.

CE: How does it spread? Is it airborne?

Verdekal: Airborne is a possibility, we don't know.

CE: Is this a national health hazard or a military concern?

Verdekal: Both.

CE: Is this topic dead? Or just it's career?

Verdekal:......We don't know.
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TopicHave you ever been called a spacial slur?
Verdekal
08/29/18 2:55:27 AM
#1
I was called an airhead before.
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TopicI would be a lot lazier if I weren't so tired.
Verdekal
08/29/18 2:12:26 AM
#1
Yeah...
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TopicA kid once told me to go gargle diarrhea.
Verdekal
08/29/18 1:34:21 AM
#7
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
A diarrhea gargler would think that


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TopicA kid once told me to go gargle diarrhea.
Verdekal
08/29/18 1:17:22 AM
#1
I actually thought it was a cool insult.
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TopicI don't let my life experiences affect my psychology.
Verdekal
08/29/18 12:27:02 AM
#1
Yeah.
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TopicAn already very tall woman randomly grows in the back seat of a taxi (sfw).
Verdekal
08/28/18 8:01:12 PM
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TopicYou discover a secret treasure trove....
Verdekal
08/28/18 7:52:35 PM
#1
full of doodads, doohickeys, thingamajigs and whatchamacallits...

What do you do next?
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Topicit's possible to get surgery that can make you up to 5 inches taller
Verdekal
08/28/18 4:21:34 AM
#6
DrizztLink posted...
Or you could just not be born a manlet.

Every man is born a manlet, question is, can they outgrow being a manlet?
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TopicThe holy grail of the old pokemon cards...first edition holographic Charizard.
Verdekal
08/27/18 6:55:03 AM
#4
_____Cait posted...
I think I did. I also had Ancient Mew.

I have two. I also have Entei from the third movie. They're not worth much, last time I checked.
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TopicSometimes I feel like people think the fact that I'm not racist, is racist.
Verdekal
08/27/18 6:54:34 AM
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Non whites seem to have a beef with me sometimes because I claim not to think about stereotypes or believe in them. They seem offended when I say I don't expect them to act any way. It's like, to some individuals I've met, I have a responsibility to believe in racist stereotypes so I can be racist and wrong so they can correct me. But when they hear I either don't know what they're talking about or even give a shit, they act like I should so they can one over me.

It's like, if I believe in any stereotypes, then I'm a racist (which would be right) but if I don't, then I'm ignorant and still a racist, and even if I express interest or sympathy, then I'm a "white savior" and still a racist.

I think some people are just psychologically disposed to not like some people no matter what and will use whatever justification to do that.
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TopicThe holy grail of the old pokemon cards...first edition holographic Charizard.
Verdekal
08/27/18 5:54:00 AM
#1
Ever had it?
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TopicYour opinion of the above poster?
Verdekal
08/27/18 4:45:00 AM
#30
Super Slash posted...
@ImTheMacheteGuy

I recognize your name but don't know enough about you. Never had any issues though.

Don't recall seeing the username before.
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TopicThe perfect girl, but she's a 100 ft tall giant.
Verdekal
08/26/18 10:20:02 PM
#1
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TopicAbout the Devil May Cry 5 trailer....
Verdekal
08/26/18 8:16:32 PM
#1
why is Dante's hair getting darker as he ages?
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TopicI am a Communist com median because I have no class.
Verdekal
08/26/18 8:12:18 PM
#1
?;
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TopicX and Zero totally should have banged
Verdekal
08/26/18 8:01:22 PM
#10
I thought Zero was a woman when I was a kid. Not just the long blond hair but the green orbs look like breasts.
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TopicA girl grabbed my ass when I was at work with her
Verdekal
08/26/18 7:40:30 PM
#7
Did your ass give a shit when she grabbed it?
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TopicThis is a fucking MESSAGE BOARD.
Verdekal
08/26/18 7:39:56 PM
#1
._.
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TopicGamer culture is toxic and dangerous
Verdekal
08/26/18 4:31:04 PM
#7
Duh. Adam Sessler had it right 10 years ago.
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TopicTranswomen can't get pregnant or have periods.
Verdekal
08/26/18 4:28:55 PM
#4
Literally Amazon Eve.
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TopicThe carbons...do you mean...?
Verdekal
08/26/18 4:20:52 PM
#2
lol
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TopicAny Belgian CEmen here?
Verdekal
08/26/18 3:12:22 PM
#2
Walloon or Flanders?
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TopicGive two words that rhyme that describe yourself.
Verdekal
08/26/18 7:58:52 AM
#1
Lazy and crazy.
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TopicWhy is The Admiral suspended again?
Verdekal
08/26/18 7:57:27 AM
#88
To be fair, you have to have a high IQ to understand The Admiral.
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TopicThe carbons...do you mean...?
Verdekal
08/26/18 7:53:34 AM
#1
the PEOPLE ON THE ISLAND!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I think someone was too close to the mic, lol.
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