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Scorsese2002 posted...

Why do you ask? Planning something?

No, I don't have the balls for it
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Nt
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Ass Sports Resort
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Instead of laughing?
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Ass Attorney
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South Park : Fractured Ass Whole
Wait
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Metal Gear Solid 2: Ass of Liberty
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DavidWong posted...

I'm over "yikes"

We need a new word.

YOWZA
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B) The city is still in danger, prioritize putting out the fires

Rio starts to chase after them but you urgently call his name. You point at a nearby building surrounded by fire, inside is a group of three children crying for help. You're not sure how long they've been there but one of them is unconscious. Rio grits his teeth.
"Dammit." he mutters to himself before pointing at the burning building. "Empoleon get in there, Vaporeon provide cover." he orders as Empoleon jets forward, propelling himself with a stream of water forming behind him. As he closes in on the building, Vaporeon blasts the flaming debris and rubble around him. Empoleon grabs the children and makes a quick exit as the building behind him.

Rio calls you and the other trainer over.
"Thanks for the help, but you two are a liability right now. Get these kids to safety and leave the fire to me." he says before instructing Empoleon and Vaporeon to start putting out the flames. Rio disappears into the smoke as you and the other trainer rush the children away from the fire. You're holding the unconscious boy in your arms as Cubone and the other trainer's Sandshrew clear the way.

As you run for safety, a large building suddenly topples over and momentarily blocks your path. Cubone prepares to clear a path only to be knocked to the ground by a gust of wind. You look over and find two figures standing in the heatwaves.
"You two are interesting." a younger man in a Hydreigon masks his way towards you, at his side is a large black bird pokemon.
"Vullaby, the Diapered Pokmon. Its wings are too tiny to allow it to fly. As the time approaches for it to evolve, it discards the bones it was wearing. They tend to guard their posteriors with suitable bones they have found. They pursue weak Pokmon."
"You both had the chance to flee, yet you stayed behind to play hero. Well I wanna play too." his Vullaby starts laughing as they close in on you. The other trainer puts his hand on your shoulder and steps in front of you.
"Leave this to me, you get the kid to safety." he says sending his Sandshrew into battle.

What do you do?
A) Leave the masked man to other trainer, focus on getting the kid out of here
B) It's too dangerous to leave anyone behind, stay and fight together
C) It's too dangerous to fight, convince the other trainer to run with you
D) Object to the other trainer's offer, tell him to take the children to safety while you battle the masked man
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https://twitter.com/WVLTBrittany/status/1025182936017063939
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Swagnificent119 posted...

The red ranger got into gay porn, so he's got that going for him

That wasn't him
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Good for him
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tag
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KamenRiderBlade posted...

You first give up on Power Rangers.

And then find the original Japanese Super Sentai equivalents and watch those.

Way better than the bastardizations that Americans have done to "Super Sentai"

Nah, Super Sentai is better, but there's no equivalent to the Zordon era or RPM.
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That was the first thing I thought of
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https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/EventFlag?from=Main.DeathFlag
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The enemy Timburr is repeatedly swinging his woodblock around, Cubone does his best to dodge but takes a hit to the side and falls to the floor.
"Finish him off Timburr! Pound him into the dirt!" the Lucario mask yells as Timburr stands over Cubone, its woodblock rising overhead.
"Block it Cubone!" you respond as Timburr slams down his woodblock. There's a loud smack sound as Cubone blocks the woodblock strike with his boneclub in both hands. Cubone remains on his back, Timburr applying more pressure in an attempt to win the standoff. You can see Cubone struggling against the fighting type's strength. You have to figure out something fast or Cubone is done for. "Cubone shift your club to the side!" Cubone drops his left arm down a few inches, Timburr's momentum sends his woodblock sliding down to the floor, left of Cubone. Freed from Timburr's grasp, Cubone holds his bone club in his left hand and wacks Timburr in the back of the leg. Timburr falls to one knee, it reaches for its leg. "Quickly Cubone, iron head!" Cubone's skull flashes a bright silver once again as he grabs Timburr by the shoulders and reels his head back. There's a loud thud as Cubone knocks the Timburr to the floor. The Lucario mask recalls his pokemon and looks to his fallen comrades.
"Whatever, we got what we came here for!" he and his partners flee. You can see

You look back to Rio, he gives chase but is immediately cut off by another explosion. You hear distorted laughter. A man in a Hypno masks stands atop a building to your right. He wears a heavy oversized black coat.
"You did well, but this battle was already over." he opens his coat, a seemingly endless amount of zubat fly out from his beneath his coat. They rush you, Rio, and the other young man. The three of you defend yourselves only to find the zubatsare nothing but an illusion, by the time you realize this however the man in the Hypno mask is gone.

You look to an angry Rio.
"They took it. They took the lance." he says as you notice the Lance of Wagner is gone.

What do you do?
A) They couldn't have gone too far, chase after them
B) The city is still in danger, prioritize putting out the fires
C) It's too dangerous to go after them, let Rio handle it
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A) Help Rio, these guys mean trouble

You can't be exact, but there's at least four masked men surrounding Rio. It's hard to see through the smoke, but you see Rio's Empoleon taking on two pokemon. A third approaches from behind, you look to Cubone and nod your head. Cubone leaps foward throwing its club at the enemy pokemon. The enemy pokemon hits the floor, the bone bounces off its head and back into Cubone's hand. You run closer and stand behind Rio. You get a better view of the pokemon you're battling.
"Timburr, the Muscular Pokemon. These Pokmon appear at building sites and help out with construction. They always carry squared logs. It fights by swinging a piece of lumber around. It is close to evolving when it can handle the lumber without difficulty.
"A Timburr huh." you say to yourself as the Timburr and its trainer come closer, the trainer appears to be wearing a Lucario mask. It's hard to hear among the chaos, but you can hear his muffled yells insulting you.

"You wanna play hero kid? Fine by me." he says as Timburr rushes towards Cubone. "Pound it!" Timburr lifts its wood block overhead and prepares to swing.
"Cubone get back!" Cubone leaps backwards, Timburr's attack misses, the woodblock hits the ground causing Timburr to freeze up from the impact. "Hit him quick with an iron head!" you command. Cubone runs forward and leaps towards Timburr, his skull shines a bright silver.
"Block it Timburr, reversal!" Timburr drops its woodblock and drops onto its back. Cubone flies over the Timburr. Timburr reaches up and grabs Cubone by the shoulders, the muscular pokemon uses Cubone's momentum against him and flips him onto the floor. Cubone hits the floor with a thud and quickly rolls over and back onto his feet.

Out of the corner of your right eye you see that the fourth enemy trainer is being battled by someone. The enemy is wearing a Totodile mask and using a Blitzle, his opponent is a boy around your age using a white Sandshrew. While you can't see him, you can hear Rio commanding his pokemon behind you. He yells for Empoleon and Vaporeon to combine their hydro pumps. Some of the water splashes your back. A fifth masked man appears to your left, he rushes towards Rio's blindspot with no pokemon of his own.
"Rio behind you!" you yell before shifting your focus back to the battle in front of you.
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He said he would get me pregnant through his magic and make my tummy big. Scammers get weird when they realize you're fucking with them.
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Pumpkaboo - Quirky Lv7
Trick, Astonish, Confuse Ray, Trick-or-Treat

Cubone - Jolly LV7
Bone Club, Double Kick, Iron Head, Chip Away

Shinx - Lonely lv 5
Thunder Fang, Fire Fang, Quick Attack, Night Slash
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I don't get it, they all look the same
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>Goku
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Why would you do that to yourself
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Update later

Tsuyoi3 posted...

So honestly, been meaning to ask, can we get specifics on our pokemon?

Sure, after I wake up
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We have yet to explore?
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It just looks so dumb
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I need to replay the series
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Bringit posted...

I'd say so, sticks in my head, I recall it whenever I think of the show and it can be pretty hype when used approriately.

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toyota posted...

now its a champa vs beerus baseball game. wtf is this s***???

The best filler since Goku and Piccolo learning how to drive
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HagenEx posted...

Accountants barely need to use math nowadays. Machines will do 85% of the job.

Can't help but feel something is being implied here
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Now that I've finished it, I think it was disappointing, not from a story perspective, but from how cheap it was. Every episode had a full OP and ED, the first minute or so of every episode was the last minute of the previous episode, and the stock footage was unforgivable. There's no excuse as to why this was spread out over three years instead of being a straight forward 26 week series.
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Burgess posted...

Yeah but you also have to buy a Switch so it's way more than 20 a month. You're also going to need power for the system and whatever it costs per month for internet.

Don't forget that you need to pay for rent
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I thought the last part was coming out in September, I didn't know it's been over for two months.
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I blame Wilmer Valderrama
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Both sides are extremely ignorant and refuse to listen to opposing view points. I'm not posting in this topic again.
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SuperMedz3 posted...

Megaman50100 posted...

'Whiteskins' would have been better.

That would be great

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HotLap posted...

Is that archived anywhere?

I think this is all that's left

http://pkmnponchocyoa-unedited-uncut-unhm01.blogspot.com/2009/08/cyoa-you-are-professor-oak.html?m=1
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Bump
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As night falls the people of the village line the streets. The festival doesn't seem to be over. You follow a large group to the Village Center, a large fountain of a knight and a Escavalier sits in the middle of the village. The fountain seems to be a tribute of sorts, the towns people surround it with flowers and candles, you notice a picture of an older man at the foot of the fountain. Could it be that you've come to the village during some kind of wake?

You hear music in the distance. It appears that the Village Center is the end of a parade route. Musicians and dancers march down the street, people and pokemon sing and dance through the street as they make their way towards the fountain. At the end of the parade is a single float, above it stands a young man, he resembles the man in the picture at the foot of the fountain. A relative perhaps? Behind the young man is a large lance embedded in stone, it looks ancient yet preserved.

The people of the village cheer loudly for the young man as he steps off the float and kneels before the fountain. The people grow quiet, you notice that many of the people are in tears. You overhear a couple behind you. The young man on the float is named Rio Jobim Jr., he is the son of the man in the picture, the recently deceased Rio Jobim Senior. You recognize the name, Rio was the gym leader of Samba Village. Rio passed away two weeks ago, his son is now accepting the position of gym leader.

You pull up your PokeGear app and check the town map for info. Samba Village was the birthplace of Wagner, one of the Harmo Region's greatest warriors, legend says he helped bring peace to region 1700 years ago. It seems the fountain depicts Wagner with his partner pokemon, Escavalier. The lance behind Rio is supposedly the lance of Wagner himself, one of the legendary weapons of the Harmo Region.

The villagers throw flowers and beads towards Rio Jr. He humbly waves and smiles back to the villagers. However his moment of celebration and mourning is cut short. A black cloud of smoke fills the street. A group of people dressed as gypsy pirates wearing various pokemon masks storm the village and surround Rio and the fountain. The village is on fire. The pirates start sending out pokemon. Rio reaches for his own pokeball. Rio sends out a large blue penguin pokemon.
Empoleon, the Emperor Pokmon. The three horns that extend from its beak attest to its power. The leader has the biggest horns. It swims as fast as a jet boat. The edges of its wings are sharp and can slice apart drifting ice. If anyone were to hurt its pride, it would slash them with wings that can cleave through an ice floe. It avoids unnecessary disputes, but it will decimate anything that threatens its pride."

What do you do?
A) Help Rio, these guys mean trouble
B) Evacuate, you need to get to safety
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C) Go stock up on supplies
B) Check out the festival

Talking to the nurse about Shinx reminds you that you still have no supplies. You leave the Pokemon Center and head towards the PokeMart, luckily it's right across the street. You walk in and feel your wallet crying, you spent the last year working on the farm and at your neighbor's steel mill, at least it's going to good use. You notice that there's a surprising amount of trainers here, it appears there's a sale going on because of the festival.

You buy a new backpack, the one you were using before was just a regular backpack, this one is water proof so that's nice. You stock up on potions and buy a few full heals, you can't buy too many without killing your funds, but you need to be safe, can't always rely on on a random camp and a cute nurse in training to save you. You struggle to pick out food. Pumpkaboo is all about sweets so she's easy to shop for, but you don't really know what to get for Cubone and Shinx, you buy a generic brand and some spices, you'll just have to experiment. Can't forget underwear and socks, you'll miss your comfy loose boxers, but you can't really be picky right now and have to settle for what you can get your hands on. Lastly you buy a dozen pokeballs, you can't be a good trainer if you have nothing to train.

You leave the Pokemart and look at the time, 2 PM. You're in no rush so you decide to check out the festival. The people of Samba Village are extremely welcoming. There's games, dancing, food, my god is there food. You let your pokemon out to enjoy the fesitval. Cubone enjoys traditional carnival games, he seems to especially enjoy using his boneclub to play whack-a-diglett. Shinx stays close to your leg, you offer to pick him up, but he refuses. You try to get Shinx to play games but it seems weary of straying far from you. You momentarily lose Pumpkaboo but eventually find her causing havoc at a nearby cotton candy stand. You apologize to the owner and pay for an obscene amount of cotton candy. A stuffed Pumpkaboo floats gently into your arms for a nap.
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D.

AssMuff has the best dialogue. It's just so vivid in my head. I hope to one day see an AssMuff movie.
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I think I have the full story in my head now. Let's see how long it takes to get there.
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Five Guys is better than In N Out, but the two set out to he different things. In N Out is quick and small. Five Guys is slow and big.
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ModLogic posted...

earthbound was never a good game. it had cool settings but the gameplay was so f***ing ass.

What was wrong with the gameplay?
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I go back to it every few years, I love it. Only issue I have with it is the inventory system
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Bump.
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Bump
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You're a great system, once you've been modded
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