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TopicWhat comes to mind when you think of "India"?
SideshowBob311
11/07/18 11:42:19 PM
#63
The stupid assholes I have to work with on a daily basis. Hooray for offshoring!
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[WoT] - [Evil Republican]
TopicNBC news just called the house for dems.
SideshowBob311
11/06/18 11:06:26 PM
#20
lincoln002 posted...
Good.

I'm just glad things didn't go trump here in IL, everything is OK.


Oh no, we got fatass JB Pritzger who can't wait to throw gasoline on the dumpster fire that is our state financial situation.
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TopicEverybody take a deep breath and calm down
SideshowBob311
11/06/18 10:54:24 PM
#12
ClunkerSlim posted...
NOM posted...
Vote for whoever you want, but it doesn't matter in the end.

Zikten posted...
he day to day life of the common citizen will remain about 99% the same

Absolutely not true. Don't let apathy lure you into a false sense of security.


He's sort of right. I mean, definitely vote for whomever you like, but don't pretend that one side is completely noble and the other are mustache-twirling cartoon villains.
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TopicSo tonight is absolutely a win for Democrats right?
SideshowBob311
11/06/18 10:51:12 PM
#7
It's a win for everybody.

The Democrats won just enough to insure that nothing actually happens for the next two years, but not so much that they can actually do anything worthwhile or worse, back crazy-ass Trump into a corner.
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TopicSave That Athlete (Round 55)
SideshowBob311
11/06/18 6:41:25 PM
#25
Whoops, misread the last post....make that:
Jackie Robinson
Mike Tyson
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TopicSave That Athlete (Round 55)
SideshowBob311
11/06/18 6:40:14 PM
#24
Jordan
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Topicwhat's the oldest game with a still active online community?
SideshowBob311
11/06/18 6:38:15 PM
#15
catboy0_0 posted...
probably people still playing some MUDs somewhere


For the low price of only $15 per month lol
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TopicFox News is a fucking embarrassment. Straight garbage
SideshowBob311
11/06/18 6:36:54 PM
#5
So you're bashing Fox for (clear) bias....but defending CNN?
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Topicwhat's the oldest game with a still active online community?
SideshowBob311
11/06/18 6:33:46 PM
#10
Depends on how loosely you're going to define "game". This text-only MUD style RPG has been around since the Prodigy/AOL days and is somehow still chugging along, despite an insane subscription fee.

https://www.play.net/gs4/
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TopicHow much Karma do you have to have in order for your opinion to count?
SideshowBob311
11/02/18 11:57:18 PM
#14
7000, minimum.
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TopicWould you prefer that your son be gay or straight
SideshowBob311
11/02/18 11:53:05 PM
#93
Definitely straight.....seems like he'd have an easier life that way. Then again, by the time a kid I had right now was old enough to worry about sexual orientation, our lives could be run by AI overlords anyway.
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Topic5 more days until political ads are over
SideshowBob311
11/02/18 11:07:31 AM
#18
But that means only about 6 months until 2020 presidential primary commercials start up. Woooooo
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TopicThe Inhumans movie was going to come out today
SideshowBob311
11/02/18 11:06:00 AM
#8
Before Marvel/Disney got the X-men movie rights back, Marvel was semi-quietly trying to bury the X-men and build up the Inhumans in their place. Yeeeeah that didn't work so well.
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TopicDo you drink,smoke,neither, or both?
SideshowBob311
11/02/18 11:03:57 AM
#14
Alcohol is delicious and I drink it pretty frequently...but not usually enough to get drunk. Typically just a mixed drink if I'm at a restaurant, or a beer on Sunday afternoon while I'm doing yard work, etc.

The poll didn't specify what kind of smoking, so I guess my occasional cigar counts.
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TopicIs Kate Winslet in Titanic the hottest woman ever?
SideshowBob311
11/01/18 5:41:23 PM
#19
She was ridiculous hot in that movie, but "hottest woman ever" is a bold claim.
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Topicconservatives: the 2nd amendment is sacred and cannot be changed
SideshowBob311
10/30/18 11:35:34 PM
#3
Just another example of Trump having generally the right idea, but going about it the worst, stupidest, most backwards way possible.
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TopicRate my dinner: store brand curly fries and Johnsonville jalapeno cheddar brats.
SideshowBob311
10/30/18 8:59:10 PM
#2
Better than fast food, but that's not a very high bar to clear.
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TopicWhy is it considered "gay" to have relations with a transgender woman
SideshowBob311
10/30/18 8:56:39 PM
#19
PogonaVitticeps posted...
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
In the case of pre-op, theres a dick involved. So, that.


A feminine dick though.


That's not a thing. Guy sexually interacting with a dick that's not his = gay
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TopicStand up! Or Sit down! To pee that is!
SideshowBob311
10/30/18 8:51:45 PM
#15
Why wouldn't a man sit down to pee at home? No matter how careful you are, you're still going to splash piss around. Bunch of savages around here
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TopicUniversity threatens police investigations for offensive Halloween costumes
SideshowBob311
10/25/18 10:54:50 PM
#33
Garbage like this is how we ended up with Trump. Congratulations, fragile little kiddies, I hope you're happy.
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TopicMan who lost nose and eye to cancer told to cover face at restaurant
SideshowBob311
10/16/18 11:21:19 AM
#104
Should he cover his face? Yes, that's gruesome. He should willingly do it to not horrify others.

Should he be FORCED to cover his face? No...if he wants to be creepy and inconsiderate, that's not illegal.
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TopicWho do you think would win in a fight a bear or a tiger?
SideshowBob311
10/12/18 4:06:42 PM
#9
Unless the tiger can somehow ambush the bear and cripple it before the fight even really starts, the tiger's fucked.
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TopicFirst tv show that comes to mind when you see the words 'black sitcom'?
SideshowBob311
10/12/18 9:41:46 AM
#52

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TopicNeil Gaiman on Game of Thrones fans and entitlement issues.
SideshowBob311
10/12/18 9:36:27 AM
#58
I kind of disagree with this. While he has no obligation to create the content that we/his fans want...he DOES have an obligation to actually do what he said he was going to do. I don't think he'd get anywhere near as much hate as he does if he would stop making promises and setting dates....and then completely ignoring them.
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TopicRepublican introduces bill to end federal tax credit for EVs and tax them more
SideshowBob311
10/10/18 6:17:29 PM
#6
Doom_Art posted...
Both sides are the same though


Reward people/groups who support me, punish those who don't. Sounds like pretty much every politician, ever.
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TopicPeople that think washing chicken is necessary kinda irritate me
SideshowBob311
10/10/18 3:52:03 PM
#7
Wait...people wash chicken? Why is there dirt on your chicken?
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TopicWhose nudes would break the internet?
SideshowBob311
10/08/18 11:13:08 PM
#139
sleepysausage posted...
IloveJesus posted...
Kitt posted...
GregShmedley posted...
Crazyman93 posted...
GregShmedley posted...
Nicki Minaj nudes would break my lif--the internet
Because she's sexy as fuck. Yes.

If you're into plastic that much why not play with a stack of Lego blocks?


I get not being into plastic surgery--hell, I'm not the biggest fan myself. But yall sound overdramatic and crazy to act like she isn't attractive in the slightest.

Yeah, pretty much just a bunch of turbo virgins on CE would disagree. If her shit got leaked, people would be freaking out.


It's not just that she's not attractive. She's hideous. Barely looks human.

wtf, she's very hot


Are we talking about the same Niki Minaj? Her face is oddly fishlike, her ass is cartoonishly out of proportion, and her chest is blatantly, ridiculously fake. There aren't many women I would flat out turn down for sex, but she's one of them.
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TopicWould you bang an 18 year old?
SideshowBob311
10/07/18 5:44:42 PM
#23
I mean, if I wasn't married? Yes, absolutely, in a heartbeat.

Since I AM married, absolutely not, wouldn't even consider it. there's no way I'm not going to get caught doing that. 18 year old girls are walking drama-bombs that can't keep a secret for more than 30 seconds.
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TopicNow it is all over: do you think Kavanaugh did it?
SideshowBob311
10/07/18 5:40:25 PM
#5
Did he do something she wasn't happy about? Yes probably. Did he do as much as she said he did? Unlikely.
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TopicWhat professional sports teams do you consider yourself a fan of and why?
SideshowBob311
10/06/18 6:16:00 PM
#38
The Popo posted...
Bulls, White Sox, Bears, Blackhawks

Hard not to get sucked into the Bulls when you have MJ. Only one that I switched allegiances was I was brought up a Cubs fan, but became a White Sox fan around 10 years old. My family never really watched them, but I discovered them on TV on my own. Became a big fan of Frank Thomas, Robin Ventura & Jack McDowell. And in Chicago, you gotta pick one team, so I switched.


lol white sox
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TopicWhy is German food so scarce is America?
SideshowBob311
10/06/18 6:14:40 PM
#21
I feel like I see German restaurants pretty frequently. Then again, I live in Chicago, so I'm probably not a very accurate judge of this.
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TopicSafest/most boring city/ state to live in?
SideshowBob311
10/05/18 1:15:39 AM
#2
Wisconsin? Too far from the east coast/gulf for hurricanes....too far from the west coast for wildfires and mudslides...too far north for tornados....not near any major earthquake fault lines...no major crime problem (like Chicago).
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TopicInternet should be readily available world wide and uncensored.
SideshowBob311
10/05/18 1:13:12 AM
#10
DarkTransient posted...
SideshowBob311 posted...
Because nobody wants to provide goods and services for free on an enormous scale (like zero cost world wide internet would be). I know, shocking concept.

He never said "zero cost", just "readily available".


For it to be "readily available" in a lot of the poorer areas of the world, it would HAVE to be zero cost.
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TopicInternet should be readily available world wide and uncensored.
SideshowBob311
10/05/18 1:10:00 AM
#8
Because nobody wants to provide goods and services for free on an enormous scale (like zero cost world wide internet would be). I know, shocking concept.
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Topicwhy did they even have an FBI investigation if liberals were going to be mad
SideshowBob311
10/05/18 1:04:06 AM
#14
It gave the Republicans cover to vote to confirm Kavanaugh and it gave the Democrats credit in the eyes of their supporters for "doing everything they could" to block an inevitable appointment. It was just political theater that both sides won on.
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TopicBlows my mind that people in Kentucky continue to vote for McConnell.
SideshowBob311
10/04/18 11:39:22 AM
#4
The same reason Nancy Pelosi has been in congress for 30 years. Stupid people voting for awful politicians is not a party line problem.
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TopicWould it be racist if a white person dresses up as Black Panther for Halloween?
SideshowBob311
10/04/18 10:05:07 AM
#26
https://imgur.com/rol8Qf5

Please consult this handy chart.
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TopicSega Genesis music
SideshowBob311
10/04/18 1:03:19 AM
#5

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TopicDo you give money to the homeless?
SideshowBob311
10/02/18 11:20:47 PM
#38
There's a grand total of one homeless guy I give money to. He sits on the corner of State and Randolph in Chicago and has a very happy, healthy cat named Faith. Dude takes better care of the cat than he does himself, and I never hesitate to drop him a few bucks or ask if he wants something to eat/drink.

https://chicago.cbslocal.com/2018/08/10/cat-homeless-man-reunited/
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TopicWho else prefers on here prefers Casino over Goodfellas?
SideshowBob311
10/01/18 5:43:48 PM
#28
It's kind of like comparing tacos and pizza....I have a clear personal favorite, but I can't fault anyone on the other side, as they're both amazing.

That being said, I like Casino so much more. Las Vegas in the 60's/70's was fascinating.
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TopicLana Del Rey SLAMS Kanye West for being a crazy narcissist and Trump supporter
SideshowBob311
10/01/18 5:18:44 PM
#21
Kanye's been a screeching idiot for years....but I also don't give half a shit about Lana Del Rey, let alone what Lana Del Rey thinks of politics. How do I vote?
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TopicAvenatti names his new client. Reputable, holds govt clearances.
SideshowBob311
09/26/18 2:51:42 PM
#166
Coffeebeanz posted...
I will say, rights related to innocence aside, it would be fantastic if the GOP couldn't get a justice confirmed.


Don't hold your breath. Dude's going in no matter how much damage it causes in the process. Republicans are definitely going to total control of Congress in a few months...there's zero chance they don't get a judge confirmed before that.
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TopicAvenatti names his new client. Reputable, holds govt clearances.
SideshowBob311
09/26/18 2:05:43 PM
#103
Antifar posted...
SideshowBob311 posted...
He did creepy/pervy shit that isn't ok by today's standards, but wasn't a big deal back then.

Not according to him. He is, right now, denying that any of this happened, going so far as to pretend he wasn't a high school drunk.


Of course he is...in the court of public opinion, if you admit to anything, you're admitting to everything.

Everybody knows exactly what happened, and depending on the individual's political leanings they're either claiming he's an innocent angel or the rapiest raper who ever raped. That's how this stuff works. The truth is always somewhere in the middle.
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TopicAvenatti names his new client. Reputable, holds govt clearances.
SideshowBob311
09/26/18 2:01:06 PM
#98
UnfairRepresent posted...
SideshowBob311 posted...
lifeamovie posted...
MrMallard posted...
These people are coming forward and making their claim under the threat of perjury. This is kind of fucking big.

To anyone who's like "who cares, it's all fake, throw it all out!" - if there's no fire here and this has all been an artificially manufactured outrage machine, then the women coming forward will be facing heavy penalties for this. This guy could sue them for thousands of dollars in damages. If this alleged rapist judge guy truly did nothing wrong, then let the witnesses testify. If you're right, then they're fucked by the law. If you're not, then your divided country doesn't elect a fucking rapist to its highest institution of justice.

why was a fucking rapist allowed to be in the position to be nominated?


Because 99% of the time nobody gives a shit about what drunk highschool/college kids did in the 80s. When you're desperate to stop a sure thing supreme court nomination, everything becomes relevant.

Even if you claim rape doesn't matter if it happened in the 80s (wtf?)

The fact he has repeatedly lied about if over the past month demonstrates that he shouldn't be in power regardless.


The thing is, he didn't rape anybody. He did creepy/pervy shit that isn't ok by today's standards, but wasn't a big deal back then. See Revenge of the Nerds, Porky's, Animal House, etc etc etc

If he did this crap last year, it would be a big problem, but he did it 40 years ago.
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Topic$1000 but you have to have sex with the last thing you killed in a video game
SideshowBob311
09/26/18 1:58:44 PM
#25
A Stardew Valley slime? I can get down with that.
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TopicIf someone murdered your parents 36 years ago and they finally captured the
SideshowBob311
09/26/18 1:55:27 PM
#11
Was murder considered acceptable behavior 36 years ago?
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TopicAvenatti names his new client. Reputable, holds govt clearances.
SideshowBob311
09/26/18 1:53:00 PM
#96
lifeamovie posted...
MrMallard posted...
These people are coming forward and making their claim under the threat of perjury. This is kind of fucking big.

To anyone who's like "who cares, it's all fake, throw it all out!" - if there's no fire here and this has all been an artificially manufactured outrage machine, then the women coming forward will be facing heavy penalties for this. This guy could sue them for thousands of dollars in damages. If this alleged rapist judge guy truly did nothing wrong, then let the witnesses testify. If you're right, then they're fucked by the law. If you're not, then your divided country doesn't elect a fucking rapist to its highest institution of justice.

why was a fucking rapist allowed to be in the position to be nominated?


Because 99% of the time nobody gives a shit about what drunk highschool/college kids did in the 80s. When you're desperate to stop a sure thing supreme court nomination, everything becomes relevant.
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TopicGreedy landlords can't stop hiking up the rent.
SideshowBob311
09/26/18 12:39:42 PM
#113
FLUFFYGERM posted...
averagejoel posted...
DragonGirlYuki posted...
averagejoel posted...
anyway, the artificial scarcity is created by landlords to drive up their property value

The artificial scarcity comes from governments trying to muck in the market to appease the renters who want nice places without having to pay for it. Put in stuff like price controls and overbearing regulations and eventually landlords will say fuck it and not bother renting out causing less supply and making the shortage worse and driving market prices even higher.

then have the state seize their property and turn it into affordable housing


Imagine being this delusional and unable/unwilling to understand basic cause and effect


All people like that want to understand is "I want X...I cannot afford X....therefore someone should be forced to give X to me because whoever has it now is obviously just greedy".
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TopicSo now that the Kavanaugh nomination is effectively dead...
SideshowBob311
09/24/18 10:58:06 PM
#90
thronedfire2 posted...
SideshowBob311 posted...
This "new allegation" is that he basically whipped out his dick at a party in college as a joke. That was acceptable back then....they made movies about that kind of thing. It's just an excuse to try and delay/derail a sure-thing appointment


They used to make movies about getting high school girls drunk to take advantage of them too


I'm not saying it's acceptable NOW....but he didn't do it last week either.
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