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So uh...yeah, this one looks like it might devolve in a hurry. Leslie would probably single Elsa out as a target pretty quick. And he might make a serial killing friend in Chucky or Chucky might hate him, I don't know. Elsa probably solos both of them if it comes to that, though

I feel like this could literally wind up as a melee between Leslie/Chucky/Syndrome/Omnidroid vs Archer/Elsa/Robocop before they get out of the first room
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Leslie Vernon, Chucky, Sterling Archer, Queen Elsa, Robocop, Syndrome and Omnidroid have been trapped in the Cube! Location of the fight: The Cube - The structure as seen in the original Cube film. All mercs will begin in the starting chamber with no information provided to them and no knowledge how they arrived.. Who will escape?

There are no teams in this battle, each merc will cooperate (or won't) at their own discretion to escape. Vote for whoever you think will escape the Cube alive.

Guidelines

- The fight will occur in real-time (like an FMV sequence), focusing on how the characters would function in a real-time environment.

- "Broken" refers to a lot of things, including insta-death, auto-effects, a variety of status effects (e.g., Imp, Silence, Stop, *not* Poison), and revival. Unless stated otherwise, nobody has them, though do use your own discretion.

- There may be SPOILERS from all of the shows/movies the characters are from.

Rules for Voting

- Bold your votes (using bold HTML tags).

- You do not need to require justification for your vote, though the admins reserve the right to disqualify votes in the advent of obvious alt voting and other similar scenarios.

- Leaders cannot vote for their own teams, but they are free to argue their case.

- If you want to switch your votes simply bold the change; there's no need to delete your post, though you may if you wish.

- This match will end in 24 hours.

Leslie Vernon is as he appears in Behind the Mask: The Rise of Leslie Vernon. He is armed with a hand scythe and is covered in flame retardant.

Chucky is as seen in the Child's Play series, concealing a large butcher knife somewhere on his person. He is permanently in doll form and at no risk of becoming human. He may not transfer bodies.

Sterling Archer is as he appears throughout the Archer series. He comes to battle dressed in his Tactleneck and equipped with his Walther PPK, an M-16, a Walther WA2000 Sniper Rifle, a Grappling Gun, Night-Vision Goggles, a Compound Bow and his emergency Underwear Gun. Kenny Loggins' "Danger Zone" will play loudly from the terrain any time he directly enters combat. Only close-combat will count; the song won't play during stealth or sniping.

Queen Elsa is as she appears in Frozen, with full control over her powers. She may not create living creatures.

Robocop is as seen in the original movie trilogy carrying his Auto 9 with standard, Fletchette and Armor Piercing rounds

Syndrome is as he appears in The Incredibles, as an adult. He comes equipped with his Utility Gauntlets, Aero Boots, Bio-Probe and I-Bombs.

Omindroid is as it appears in the final fight of The Incredibles. It will follow Syndrome's commands at all times.
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Yeah I'm not at all familiar with Kham, so
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Todd Ingram - Scott Pilgrim vs the World (TV/Film)
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Death - Discworld (Literature)
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Magneto -X-Men (Comics)
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Revolver Ocelot - Last Days of FOXHOUND (Comics)
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I'm pretty sure I remember Daredevil getting stabbed with like a hook or something in Season 1, he carried on fine
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Half hour, I think. But it was a difficult tooth
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Seems like one of those things that's entirely dependent on the dentist and drugs involved. My top right one was pretty much lodged the fuck in there and they were wrenching at it like they were trying to remove a tire. But I felt nothing. Whatever local anesthetic they were using was apparently very good
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Dog driving the car
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To be fair, the Redskins are pretty good at forcing turnovers
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Eddie___Dean posted...

One main difference is the show is a lot more R-rated than the games (games don't have so much blood and swearing).

Except Castlevania: Bloodlines for the Genesis. Being a 90s Genesis game, that one is hilariously bloody
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Well yeah, but we know what is outside the Cube. A nondescript and apparently infinite drop into nothing

Now granted Voldemort can fly and stuff, but yeah
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I'll say Kira and Erin. From everything said about Kira, he'd probably be turned off by how grody Erin will inevitably be by the end of all the murder
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I haven't played but it sounds a lot like The Painscreek Killings, which was great
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So I'm leaning toward the idea that Mahogany wouldn't just immediately fly off and try to kill people. For whatever motivates that guy, he always seemed perfectly okay hanging out in disguise before trying to drop the hammer. We're probably going to wind up with an oddly cooperative bunch of dudes here, as if we assume Kira wants Erin to survive long enough to do...whatever the fuck he does, everyone has reason enough to work together. Except Voldemort. I think Voldemort would get himself killed being an arrogant shit

Erin obviously makes it to the end as she's essentially slasher movie Macauley Culkin, this is her bag. Kira sounds like he makes it to the end. I don't think Olin or Mahogany are nimble enough, even if the latter doesn't flip his lid. Hiccup I'm unsure of, it depends on if he gets killed trying to reign in Toothless.

...this feels like it comes down to whether Erin can escape Kira at the very end with Kira playing the part of Quentin
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I feel like it might depend on what Mahogany tries to do. Is he in psycho killer mode? Is he in Creepy Businessman mode? Because this scenario goes to shit very quickly if like, Mahogany immediately tries to kill Erin. We'd end up with a weird scenario where Kira might or might not try to save her before the butcher man inevitably carves her pretty hands up
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https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRs7h4gV8zYiYULl-fuuUwtP2Y00657oTuH2ko_PA7pJWW42WEP

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So personality-wise, how would Kira react to Erin, a woman who looks like every other slasher victim who ever existed but actually has an assload of survival training specifically dealing with serial killers?
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I dunno, would Voldemort immediately go "AHAHA APPARATE" and then launch himself out into the darkness of space?
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I disagree, Erin is a clever bugger
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Gerald Olin, Erin, Mahagony, Yoshikage, Hiccup and Toothless, and Lord Voldemort
have been trapped in the Cube! Location of the fight: The Cube - The structure as seen in the original Cube film. All mercs will begin in the starting chamber with no information provided to them and no knowledge how they arrived.. Who will escape?

Guidelines

- The fight will occur in real-time (like an FMV sequence), focusing on how the characters would function in a real-time environment.

- "Broken" refers to a lot of things, including insta-death, auto-effects, a variety of status effects (e.g., Imp, Silence, Stop, *not* Poison), and revival. Unless stated otherwise, nobody has them, though do use your own discretion.

- There may be SPOILERS from all of the shows/movies the characters are from.

Rules for Voting

- Bold your votes (using bold HTML tags).

- You do not need to require justification for your vote, though the admins reserve the right to disqualify votes in the advent of obvious alt voting and other similar scenarios.

- Leaders cannot vote for their own teams, but they are free to argue their case.

- If you want to switch your votes simply bold the change; there's no need to delete your post, though you may if you wish.

- This match will end in 24 hours.

There are no teams in this scenario. Each merc will work at their own discretion to escape, and may cooperate as suits them. Vote for which mercs you think would escape the Cube alive.

Gerald Olin is as he appears in 1408, a normal hotel manager.

Erin is as seen in You're Next. She is armed with a crossbow, a pistol, a butcher's knife, and a blender.

Mahogany is as he appears in The Midnight Meat Train carrying his hammer and a nice suitcase.

Yoshikage Kira is as he appears in the Sheer Heart Attack chapter of Jojo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond Is Unbreakable.

Hiccup Horrendous Haddock III and Toothless are as seen in the How to Train Your Dragon films, as well as the spinoff show Dreamworks Dragons. Hiccup comes to battle in his flight suit, and comes equipped with his sword Inferno, his spyglass and his multi-purpose shield. In battle, the two will work together as a single unit whenever possible.

Lord Voldemort is as he appears throughout the Harry Potter film and novel series. He comes equipped with his Phoenix feather wand. He cannot use the Imperius Curse. He does not need to be defeated by the Chosen One, nor does he need to have any Horcruxes destroyed.
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Firefly
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I kept thinking Kris looked vaguely familiar and now I realize why

https://66.media.tumblr.com/71fa9ce4be171722a3894efb3aa9eb9d/tumblr_phiiihcLUr1rfizaeo2_r5_1280.png

https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/xenosaga/images/6/67/IdSmiles.gif/revision/latest/scale-to-width-down/250?cb=20151212095456
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It has some unfortunate problems (to say the least) but it's still very good
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I mean I haven't seen the show, but that's basically how it goes in Order too. Boss fight, second phase boss fight, Drac goes "Nah" and kills you unless you plot cheat him
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The first Xenosaga was decent, the second was forgettable, the third was a terrible hell spiral of Shion endlessly screaming "KEVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN"
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I picked up The Painscreek Killings since it was on sale. That was really fun. Kind of daunting in that it gives you a bare minimum of in-game notes and fully expects you to keep your own, but I am the kind of lunatic who enjoys having a notebook full of blurbs on videogame characters trying to piece together who killed who
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Saddler: Daaaaaaw
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I felt like that was a movie that couldn't make up its mind on what it wanted to be. They had a pretty creepy story going just with the whole snuff film plot. Making it all be the work of the Illuminati threw it all way into Dumbland
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I like Kylo's character of Prophecy's Butt Monkey
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Really Vincent is considered the guy who always does better than expected and Magus is considered the guy who always does worse than expected, so it's surprising it's very close
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Nope
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oliCVn7Ic68&fbclid=IwAR2zgVs0i5-WLbA9sFiJhlNNrA6VY7BGM14X2IZEJdEa3V42SoH82IXfxhE
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Intelligent Qube is really good
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Ignus from Planescape: Torment
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Sonic
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KanzarisKelshen posted...

DeathChicken posted...

I wouldn't take Lloyd here without giving Sonic 8000 powerups to overcompensate for Mercs being Mercs

Did you mean to say you would take Lloyd without the extra stuff Sonic gets, DC, or that you'd vote in favor of Sonic even if it was 'base Sonic' anyway?

The second. And I like Lloyd, but I think a fight with base Sonic goes "Sonic dashes, Lloyd gets smashed faster than he could react. gg"

Like, you can stop Sonic with melee, but I think it would take someone with at least BotW Link's bullet time reflexes
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I wouldn't take Lloyd here without giving Sonic 8000 powerups to overcompensate for Mercs being Mercs
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Admittedly it was very frustrating as a player for a topic to start and there were multiple votes before even a copy pasted argument could make it up
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It fits with the theme that we're living through late Weimar Germany, except the Nazis are bungling clowns
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I would say a big part of it is so haphazard and lazy they were with the murder. It was very "We can kill who we want, we are oil barons, fuck you"
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Logan not being nominated was a travesty
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The actual endings to everyone's stories are in the archives files, if you haven't seen them yet (no, I have no idea why the game would do this)
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Link. I convinced myself by reminding myself of how many NPCs in BotW go out of their way to say "Link is ridiculous"
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