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Topic | One removed from The Last Jedi-- The movie is still fucking awesome (spoilers) |
BlAcK TuRtLe 12/19/18 1:54:42 PM #50 | TLJ was a flawed movie that at least tried to do something original, and for that I rank it much higher than TFA. Honestly if you just eliminate the entire casino planet bullshit, and get rid of the bitch-admiral lady and weird Chinese chick, the film is 100 times better already. The core story elements were very well handled (Rey/Kyle/Luke) --- Advokaiser, my hat is off to you. Welcome to the Guru Champions Club lol xstats |
Topic | Safer_777's Contest Analysis! |
BlAcK TuRtLe 12/19/18 1:52:11 PM #129 | Vlado posted... Safer_777 posted...So what saved Tifa? PORN! I like how you just list the registered user total (which is fairly meaningless given how easy it is to create an account) and not the total vote. If Tifa didn't have her 400 hentai porno votes, the match wouldn't have even gotten to the point where it was close enough for her to win. --- Advokaiser, my hat is off to you. Welcome to the Guru Champions Club lol xstats |
Topic | ~*Ultimaterializer's Post-Contest Analysis!! Part 2*~ |
BlAcK TuRtLe 12/19/18 1:07:30 AM #64 | trdl23 posted... Ulti_PCA posted...Also, level with me. Are the games any good? This sounds like the worst game ever made --- Advokaiser, my hat is off to you. Welcome to the Guru Champions Club lol xstats |
Topic | transience presents: the top 75 matches in contest history: part 2, the top 25. |
BlAcK TuRtLe 12/19/18 12:44:22 AM #9 | I've always been of the opinion that Cloud won mainly because of Wind Waker backlash (I think people forget just how polarizing that game was when it came out). The picture wasn't the main reason for the loss, but it certainly hurt more than most pic disadvantages because it played on that polarization --- Advokaiser, my hat is off to you. Welcome to the Guru Champions Club lol xstats |
Topic | transience presents: the top 75 matches in contest history: part 2, the top 25. |
BlAcK TuRtLe 12/19/18 12:33:56 AM #3 |
Ehhh, I think going back to my justification for MM > GSC, which was that certain games (like non-RBY Pokemon, Super Metroid) have a slightly different fanbase compared to the casual favourites (like RBY and Majora). Anyone who is a hardcore Pokemon fan voted GSC in that 4-way match, anyone who was a casual fan of Nintendo games were split between RBY and Majora. Think it goes the same for the MM/SM matchup, Super Metroid is one of the most hardcore titles Nintendo has ever made --- Advokaiser, my hat is off to you. Welcome to the Guru Champions Club lol xstats |
Topic | transience presents: the top 75 matches in contest history: part 2, the top 25. |
BlAcK TuRtLe 12/19/18 12:28:52 AM #2 | Man, I'm reading through the stats topic archive of the Majora > GSC match, I've come to the conclusion that ExTha is the biggest crybaby in the world --- Advokaiser, my hat is off to you. Welcome to the Guru Champions Club lol xstats |
Topic | transience presents: the 75 most important matches in contest history |
BlAcK TuRtLe 12/18/18 11:47:51 PM #473 | I have a Wii U, so I can play Smash 4 if the desire ever comes up. All my friends have a Switch, so if we ever need to play Ultimate I can just go over to their house. I have a baby on the way in 6 months, so it's hard for me to justify a console purchase for the literal 1 game on the console I have any interest in --- Advokaiser, my hat is off to you. Welcome to the Guru Champions Club lol xstats |
Topic | transience presents: the 75 most important matches in contest history |
BlAcK TuRtLe 12/18/18 11:45:08 PM #471 | Team Rocket Elite posted... BlAcK TuRtLe posted...I dunno, I think Brawl/4 would be a really close match with an awful lot of apathy on both sides. I might take Ultimate over Melee if we have a game contest next year That was more in response to the 'Joker is going to be a threat' discussion, but reading up on reception, it does some like people care an awful lot about a complete rehash of Smash 4, so I guess I have to eat crow --- Advokaiser, my hat is off to you. Welcome to the Guru Champions Club lol xstats |
Topic | transience presents: the 75 most important matches in contest history |
BlAcK TuRtLe 12/18/18 11:44:06 PM #469 | Ulti_PCA posted... BlAcK TuRtLe posted...I dunno, I think Brawl/4 would be a really close match with an awful lot of apathy on both sides. I might take Ultimate over Melee if we have a game contest next year I don't own a switch, but that is a fantastic track --- Advokaiser, my hat is off to you. Welcome to the Guru Champions Club lol xstats |
Topic | transience presents: the 75 most important matches in contest history |
BlAcK TuRtLe 12/18/18 11:43:24 PM #467 | The majority of the Smash fanbase will default to the newest game (barring some crazy mishandling of the franchise in the future). The sizable minority will probably never leave Melee. It will always go Latest Smash > Melee > the rest --- Advokaiser, my hat is off to you. Welcome to the Guru Champions Club lol xstats |
Topic | Would BOTW have any competition in the upcoming GOTD contest? |
BlAcK TuRtLe 12/18/18 11:41:21 PM #16 | Barring some crazy release next year, if BotW doesn't win the next contest (with Smash:U coming in a distant second place) I'll eat my hat. --- Advokaiser, my hat is off to you. Welcome to the Guru Champions Club lol xstats |
Topic | transience presents: the 75 most important matches in contest history |
BlAcK TuRtLe 12/18/18 11:39:34 PM #459 | I dunno, I think Brawl/4 would be a really close match with an awful lot of apathy on both sides. I might take Ultimate over Melee if we have a game contest next year --- Advokaiser, my hat is off to you. Welcome to the Guru Champions Club lol xstats |
Topic | transience presents: the 75 most important matches in contest history |
BlAcK TuRtLe 12/18/18 11:26:56 PM #445 | ExTha KP and Ulti all had Melee, which given their loudness and disdain whenever I'm right, probably explains why I remember the whole stats topic calling me an idiot for Majora > GSC and Brawl > Melee --- Advokaiser, my hat is off to you. Welcome to the Guru Champions Club lol xstats |
Topic | transience presents: the 75 most important matches in contest history |
BlAcK TuRtLe 12/18/18 11:22:51 PM #437 | LeonhartFour posted... Brawl was the Guru favorite man Not in the stats topic --- Advokaiser, my hat is off to you. Welcome to the Guru Champions Club lol xstats |
Topic | transience presents: the 75 most important matches in contest history |
BlAcK TuRtLe 12/18/18 11:19:28 PM #435 | Brawl > Melee was the cherry on top of my Guru victory. Melee fans are fucking terrible, and I only hesitate to call them the 'worst' in a world where Underfail and LoL exist. The only thing that made it better was the absolute certainty the stats topic had that Melee would win, despite that result not making a lick of sense in 2010. Man, GotD was a great contest, if only FFX beat Majora and lost to Brawl like it was supposed to --- Advokaiser, my hat is off to you. Welcome to the Guru Champions Club lol xstats |
Topic | transience presents: the 75 most important matches in contest history |
BlAcK TuRtLe 12/18/18 6:53:31 PM #343 | God this just reminds me of how awful that contest was, from start to finish. Draven was bad, I think Undertale was worse. All of the mindless morons from r/leagueoflegends that couldn't play a real MOBA like Dota were still better than the weird 'millennials' that invaded with Underfail --- Advokaiser, my hat is off to you. Welcome to the Guru Champions Club lol xstats |
Topic | ~*Ultimaterializer's Post-Contest Analysis!! Part 2*~ |
BlAcK TuRtLe 12/18/18 6:51:11 PM #15 | For all of the weird lunatic fringe alt-right subtext in Ulti's posts, he is absolutely correct about SJW morons being the main problem with society these days. It's almost like all the below-average intelligence manual labourers and factory workers that have had their jobs automated, now have nothing to do all day but post about how great Trump is, or post SJW drivel. Just goes to show that both "sides" in the political argument are absolutely insane. How hard is it to evalute each political issue and formulate your own opinion instead of locking yourself into some hardline tribalist 'stance'. But I digress --- Advokaiser, my hat is off to you. Welcome to the Guru Champions Club lol xstats |
Topic | transience presents: the 75 most important matches in contest history |
BlAcK TuRtLe 12/18/18 11:35:22 AM #299 | ShatteredElysium posted... Man, that Majoras Mask run still leaves a bitter taste in my mouth because I originally had it as the winner of the contest without any doubt in my mind. Then I let B8 slowly eat away at me and eventually talk me out of it. That was the last time I let B8 change my mind on the latter end of the bracket I had it beating FFX and losing to Brawl but pulled back because everyone else on the board had it losing to Pokemon (which never sat right with me so thankfully I at least kept it going as far as I did) --- Advokaiser, my hat is off to you. Welcome to the Guru Champions Club lol xstats |
Topic | transience presents: the 75 most important matches in contest history |
BlAcK TuRtLe 12/18/18 11:20:34 AM #297 | Team Rocket Elite posted... Sephiroth looked shaky the entire contest... except for that time he demolished Ryu. Sephiroth was kinda strange all contest long. If you throw out Seph/Tifa and base their indirect strength on Samus/Mario 1, everything else makes sense. That requires you to take Samus/Mario 1 at face value though, and for whatever reason, people still want to believe in Samus > Mario. --- Advokaiser, my hat is off to you. Welcome to the Guru Champions Club lol xstats |
Topic | transience presents: the 75 most important matches in contest history |
BlAcK TuRtLe 12/18/18 11:07:15 AM #294 | transience posted... Mac Arrowny posted...I feel like Red vs. Blue > Cloud vs. Sephiroth at least deserves a spot on the list! Was there any evidence that the Tifa rally didn't come from all those hentai subreddits? --- Advokaiser, my hat is off to you. Welcome to the Guru Champions Club lol xstats |
Topic | Contest Stats and Discussion - Part 1323 |
BlAcK TuRtLe 12/18/18 11:05:32 AM #181 | swirIdude posted... Bold of you to say that just after he was announced for Super Smash Bros. Ultimate. Do you try to be this wrong or is that just your nature? I wasn't aware of the announcement, because: A) who cares about a complete rehash of Smash 4 and B) who cares about Persona? --- Advokaiser, my hat is off to you. Welcome to the Guru Champions Club lol xstats |
Topic | Contest Stats and Discussion - Part 1323 |
BlAcK TuRtLe 12/18/18 10:43:48 AM #179 | Let's be clear here, a shitty Persona character was never going to amount to anything. The 10 people that played those games know who he is regardless of name, and not a single other person in the world is going to vote for them. Persona is going to be the new 'Tales of' in these contests --- Advokaiser, my hat is off to you. Welcome to the Guru Champions Club lol xstats |
Topic | ~*Ultimaterializer's Post-Contest Analysis!!*~ |
BlAcK TuRtLe 12/18/18 10:12:49 AM #456 | Man this division hurt bad. I had Sans > Hayabusa getting to the division finals. I'm still shocked that all the shitty ancillary shit-tier Smash characters (Rosalina, Pac-Man, Bayonetta, Belmont) were so strong this year. Even more surprising was how strong Geralt ended up being. I figured he'd be on the same level of 'generic open-world third-person protagonist' as Aloy and the Assasins Creed clowns. --- Advokaiser, my hat is off to you. Welcome to the Guru Champions Club lol xstats |
Topic | Contest Stats and Discussion - Part 1323 |
BlAcK TuRtLe 12/18/18 10:02:28 AM #168 | 2B - 30.93% Simon Belmont - 30.79% Vincent Valentine - 30.38% Terra Branford- 30.34% Pac-Man - 30.33% Ryu Hayabusa - 30.31% Crash Bandicoot - 30.03% Kratos - 29.93% Sub-Zero- 29.75% Ryu - 29.35% Jill Valentine - 29.28% Kefka - 29.26% Magus - 29.23% Yuna - 29.13% Frog - 28.92% Waluigi - 28.70% Ness - 28.63% Amaterasu - 28.53% Dante - 28.45% Rosalina - 28.32% And here is the perfect reason why using Tifa/Sephiroth is dumb. I think the most accurate way of handling this situation is to use Mario/Samus 1 and extrapolate Tifa and Seph through Mario and Samus. That puts Tifa and Sephiroth close together (which is probably where they actually stand) and fixes a lot of the problems that Tifa/Sephiroth causes. Of course, the stats topic is fixated on this magical 'Samus > Mario indirectly' concept with absolutely zero supporting evidence. But please hear me out and try it, and see where the final stats lay --- Advokaiser, my hat is off to you. Welcome to the Guru Champions Club lol xstats |
Topic | Contest Stats and Discussion - Part 1323 |
BlAcK TuRtLe 12/18/18 9:29:36 AM #165 | UltimaterializerX posted... KP adjusting stats because hes still buttmad over a Ganon sprite picture that made no difference in a match he was never going to win is hilarious. For once I have to agree with Ulti. Ganondorf dropping makes a lot of other matches make sense. Remember Occam's Razor --- Advokaiser, my hat is off to you. Welcome to the Guru Champions Club lol xstats |
Topic | Contest Stats and Discussion - Part 1323 |
BlAcK TuRtLe 12/18/18 9:28:46 AM #164 | Tifa - through Mario/Sephiroth and Tifa/Sephiroth Samus - through Tifa This seems silly. Tifa/Sephiroth is one of the biggest outliers in the entire contest (besides the last couple of Zelda matches). --- Advokaiser, my hat is off to you. Welcome to the Guru Champions Club lol xstats |
Topic | Should Link be retired from future Character Battles? |
BlAcK TuRtLe 12/17/18 5:39:57 PM #8 | No Why would you remove the strongest character from the bracket? Especially when he's already been relegated to side-contests like the legends bracket? This is a truly 'millenial' line of thinking. "Every character deserves to win". Fuck that noise, let me see Link 60-40 the next strongest character --- Advokaiser, my hat is off to you. Welcome to the Guru Champions Club lol xstats |
Topic | SND's Top 10 Moments of the 2018 Contest Season(Countdown) |
BlAcK TuRtLe 12/17/18 5:32:24 PM #75 | SuperNiceDog posted... Honorable mention 4- Extha vs rally fanbases Hilarious that not 2 weeks after this post, ExTha would be rallying for Tifa on reddit And people wonder why I called him a fucking hypocrite --- Advokaiser, my hat is off to you. Welcome to the Guru Champions Club lol xstats |
Topic | transience presents: the 75 most important matches in contest history |
BlAcK TuRtLe 12/17/18 5:15:36 PM #170 | CaptainOfCrush posted... I still find it weird that tumblr had enough people to pull off that Undertale run. Maybe I'm an internet recluse but I almost never hear about that site. I mean, hentai subreddits also had enough people to pull off Tifa/X and Zelda/Snake. Guess it just goes to show how many people love beating it to weird cartoon porn --- Advokaiser, my hat is off to you. Welcome to the Guru Champions Club lol xstats |
Topic | transience presents: the 75 most important matches in contest history |
BlAcK TuRtLe 12/17/18 1:26:41 PM #131 | charmander6000 posted... BlAcK TuRtLe posted...Reading through these, is the consensus that 2005 was the best contest? It's certainly my personal favourite Seems reasonable, I don't remember 2003 too much, since I only started coming here during the villain contest. Think for me it goes 2005 > 2007 > 2010 > 2006 > 2018 > 2008 > 2013 --- Advokaiser, my hat is off to you. Welcome to the Guru Champions Club lol xstats |
Topic | Star of the contest, excluding Zelda? |
BlAcK TuRtLe 12/17/18 11:55:30 AM #25 | I voted Alucard, but 2B deserves a lot of credit --- Advokaiser, my hat is off to you. Welcome to the Guru Champions Club lol xstats |
Topic | transience presents: the 75 most important matches in contest history |
BlAcK TuRtLe 12/17/18 11:54:57 AM #124 | It's crazy to think, but when Mario/Link 1 happened, Ocarina of Time was only a 4 year old game. To put it into perspective, we are further removed from Link Between Worlds than 2002 was from OoT. We are almost as far removed from BotW as 2002 was from Majora's Mask. --- Advokaiser, my hat is off to you. Welcome to the Guru Champions Club lol xstats |
Topic | transience presents: the 75 most important matches in contest history |
BlAcK TuRtLe 12/17/18 9:41:13 AM #117 | Reading through these, is the consensus that 2005 was the best contest? It's certainly my personal favourite --- Advokaiser, my hat is off to you. Welcome to the Guru Champions Club lol xstats |
Topic | *PLEASE HELP UPDATE* List of characters seen in both Smash and a GameFAQs match. |
BlAcK TuRtLe 12/17/18 9:38:41 AM #2 | Doc Louis was in a contest before? How do I not remember this? --- Advokaiser, my hat is off to you. Welcome to the Guru Champions Club lol xstats |
Topic | transience presents: the 75 most important matches in contest history |
BlAcK TuRtLe 12/16/18 10:44:25 PM #101 | Nelson_Mandela posted... KamikazePotato posted...transience posted...67. I took Kerrigan but I don't remember being particularly adament about it. I think I got 1 point in the Devil division, Squall > Geno --- Advokaiser, my hat is off to you. Welcome to the Guru Champions Club lol xstats |
Topic | To this day, Feed the Animals by Girl Talk is one of the best albums of all time |
BlAcK TuRtLe 12/16/18 10:38:02 PM #7 | Wow, Extha showing good taste? What is this? All Day was better though --- Advokaiser, my hat is off to you. Welcome to the Guru Champions Club lol xstats |
Topic | transience presents: the 75 most important matches in contest history |
BlAcK TuRtLe 12/16/18 9:27:14 PM #89 | transience posted... 64. This is probably my favourite match of all time. So much on the line and a great comeback --- Advokaiser, my hat is off to you. Welcome to the Guru Champions Club lol xstats |
Topic | So what were the major trends of this year's Contest? |
BlAcK TuRtLe 12/16/18 11:18:14 AM #23 | SuperNiceDog posted... I think another trend was "badass, traditionally cool, alpha-male lead characters underperforming" Ehhhhh Snake, Big Boss and Seph have valid reasons to have dropped, MGS going to shit and FF7 not having a meaningful release in over a decade. lol @ considering Zidane to be 'alpha' Sonic is a mystery to me, the rest of Sonic team looked good coming off of Mania, but again, I don't think anyone considers Sonic to be 'alpha' Noctis is a garbage character from a garbage game that noone played X and Zero looked pretty good after you see where Tifa and Pikachu ended up Leon was a surprise, but I think his strength was based off of RE4 getting a port on every console up to last generation, and that finally drying up. Mewtwo was always suspect in terms of strength I don't know that I buy your theory --- Advokaiser, my hat is off to you. Welcome to the Guru Champions Club lol xstats |
Topic | So what were the major trends of this year's Contest? |
BlAcK TuRtLe 12/16/18 11:14:41 AM #22 | SJWFF and hentai rallies --- Advokaiser, my hat is off to you. Welcome to the Guru Champions Club lol xstats |
Topic | ~*Ultimaterializer's Post-Contest Analysis!!*~ |
BlAcK TuRtLe 12/16/18 11:13:59 AM #316 | I feel like the people that didn't see 2B coming didn't play GotY 2017 --- Advokaiser, my hat is off to you. Welcome to the Guru Champions Club lol xstats |
Topic | Contest Stats and Discussion - Part 1323 |
BlAcK TuRtLe 12/15/18 10:04:35 PM #106 | red sox 777 posted... Logience posted..._Dog_ posted...@HaRRicH posted...Can't wait for us to get to the eligibility of religious figures. I'm curious to see a conservative catholic vs hentai pervert rally-off --- Advokaiser, my hat is off to you. Welcome to the Guru Champions Club lol xstats |
Topic | Contest Stats and Discussion - Part 1323 |
BlAcK TuRtLe 12/15/18 10:26:50 AM #86 | I think you people are crazy if you think any of those characters are going to be higher than 20% on Link, aside from a few of the big ones like Vader/Spiderman. At this point, I can't see any DC heroes being worth anything, for all the Batman/Joker talk, I feel lik you people are stuck in 2008 --- Advokaiser, my hat is off to you. Welcome to the Guru Champions Club lol xstats |
Topic | Contest Stats and Discussion - Part 1323 |
BlAcK TuRtLe 12/14/18 8:33:24 PM #42 | So besides Smash and BotW, what other powerhouses are we looking at for GotD2? --- Advokaiser, my hat is off to you. Welcome to the Guru Champions Club lol xstats |
Topic | Contest Stats and Discussion - Part 1323 |
BlAcK TuRtLe 12/14/18 5:27:14 PM #5 | Honestly, if we just skip next year and go right into GotD2 at the beginning of 2020, I'd be totally okay with that. Then I can become the first multi-time Guru champion. Spoilers, Breath of the Wild is going to win, and Smash Ultimate will be the close #2 --- Advokaiser, my hat is off to you. Welcome to the Guru Champions Club lol xstats |
Topic | Contest Stats and Discussion - Part 1322 |
BlAcK TuRtLe 12/14/18 1:48:49 PM #468 | I've never see creativename be this militantly stupid and wrong about something. --- Advokaiser, my hat is off to you. Welcome to the Guru Champions Club lol xstats |
Topic | Contest Stats and Discussion - Part 1322 |
BlAcK TuRtLe 12/14/18 11:19:41 AM #436 | creativename posted... HaRRicH posted...Please keep these contests to just video game character-originals, thanks. I'm sorry but you're wrong. Change for the sake of change is never a good thing. This contest was fascinating from start to finish, despite the numerous bullshit rallies --- Advokaiser, my hat is off to you. Welcome to the Guru Champions Club lol xstats |
Topic | Contest Stats and Discussion - Part 1322 |
BlAcK TuRtLe 12/14/18 10:37:43 AM #425 | MetalmindStats posted... BlAcK TuRtLe posted...Ryu has historically been one of the most consistant characters. Again, historically Occam's Razor has been very applicable to contest results: the answer with the least assumptions is often the correct one. You took 2 giant paragraphs of dancing around to come to your conclusion, all I did was throw out the really weird Tifa/Seph match and everything else fell into place. --- Advokaiser, my hat is off to you. Welcome to the Guru Champions Club lol xstats |
Topic | Contest Stats and Discussion - Part 1322 |
BlAcK TuRtLe 12/14/18 8:59:53 AM #413 | BarbaricAvatar posted... Can always count on Gamefaqs to worship anything Zelda, Final Fantasy or Nintendo. Missing out on a lot of the objectively best video games ever made is 'balanced'? I guess you're kind of right, when you haven't played any of the best games, I suppose all the shitty games like Fortnite look a lot better by comparison --- Advokaiser, my hat is off to you. Welcome to the Guru Champions Club lol xstats |
Topic | Contest Stats and Discussion - Part 1322 |
BlAcK TuRtLe 12/14/18 8:52:15 AM #411 | MetalmindStats posted... BlAcK TuRtLe posted...that puts Ryu at a really really weak level which makes zero sense. Ryu has historically been one of the most consistant characters. If Chun-Li looked like shit I might have believed it, but she looked really good as well, and so did Ryu in every match prior to running into Seph. I dunno, you all seem pretty convinced, but nothing anyone has said has convinced me that you guys are right about the placement of Samus/Zelda/Seph. There are too many leaps in logic to peg Samus indirectly higher than Mario, and Sephiroth being any weaker than Mega Man and Crono. --- Advokaiser, my hat is off to you. Welcome to the Guru Champions Club lol xstats |
Topic | * 2018 CBX Guru Contest - Results, Discussions and Eliminations, Part Two * |
BlAcK TuRtLe 12/14/18 8:48:39 AM #60 | Congratulations and welcome to the club! --- Advokaiser, my hat is off to you. Welcome to the Guru Champions Club lol xstats |
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