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Topicthis lesbian girl got mad at me because i made out with her in front of her gf
No_U_L7
09/27/18 2:25:04 PM
#16
MC_BatCommander posted...
how do you even come up with this dumb shit


Just stories from my life...I've spent thousands of hours picking up girls
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Topicthis lesbian girl got mad at me because i made out with her in front of her gf
No_U_L7
09/27/18 1:01:38 PM
#10
YUHH posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
she said she did it just "out of instinct" because when someone puts their lips on yours, instinct is just to make out...

So what you're saying is you started kissing her without her consent


its kissing, not sex...who asks for verbal consent before kissing?

(actually i do all the time in that i instruct girls to kiss me, but i didn't this time)
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Topic"Yikes" is the least helpful comment that can be posted
No_U_L7
09/27/18 12:35:12 PM
#1
It literally conveys zero information lmao
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Topicthis lesbian girl got mad at me because i made out with her in front of her gf
No_U_L7
09/27/18 5:45:46 AM
#1
she said she did it just "out of instinct" because when someone puts their lips on yours, instinct is just to make out...
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TopicIs it weird I can only deed to girls I've met?
No_U_L7
09/27/18 2:58:32 AM
#1
If I dont have a realistic shot of banging her, it's just not hot enough for me
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Topicthis girl posted she came home to find her baby kitten drowned in the toilet =(
No_U_L7
09/27/18 2:49:56 AM
#1
and that's why you always put the whole toilet seat down...
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Topicthis girl posted a pic of her associates degree in art and acted super proud lol
No_U_L7
09/27/18 1:30:36 AM
#21
The23rdMagus posted...
Art school can be really damn difficult; been watching the girlfriend go through her classes this semester. She's already getting freelance commissions for illustrations, so something has to be going right.

I figure illustration and graphic design can be pretty lucrative if you have both artistic talent and social connections, but since neither one is my strong suit, I'll leave it to her.


So is an AA in art actually helpful for that...?
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TopicGonna buy my EDC tix this wk
No_U_L7
09/27/18 1:29:57 AM
#1
Terrible place for picking up girls, but can't complain about an event where I'll make out with 20+ girls a night
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Topicthis girl posted a pic of her associates degree in art and acted super proud lol
No_U_L7
09/27/18 1:13:32 AM
#11
soulunison2 posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
soulunison2 posted...
Good for her, I like to congratulate people on taking small steps that lead to bigger things

Thats just me tho


What can an associates degree in art lead to...?


Who knows, but it doesnt do me any good making fun of others, Im not the type to bring down people. I like encouraging others, it can only let them think of doing bigger things.


She can do whatever she wants and I'm not going to make fun of her to her face. But posting it on this board is fair game. It's like when someone names their kid something really stupid. Not gonna tell them how stupid it is but I sure am going to make a topic on ce
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Topicthis girl posted a pic of her associates degree in art and acted super proud lol
No_U_L7
09/27/18 1:10:39 AM
#5
soulunison2 posted...
Good for her, I like to congratulate people on taking small steps that lead to bigger things

Thats just me tho


What can an associates degree in art lead to...?
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Topicthis girl posted a pic of her associates degree in art and acted super proud lol
No_U_L7
09/27/18 1:08:26 AM
#3
SSJCAT posted...
as opposed to not pursuing an education?


can you really consider an associates in art an education?
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Topicif you don't own a peacoat for winter i question your sense of style
No_U_L7
09/27/18 1:07:59 AM
#53
Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...
All I said was that I've never seen people bundle up for 55. At 55 you see guys come into the bar in shorts although most people probably wear a hoodie or a light jacket for it.

I doubt most people in the Bay area own winter clothes unless they snowboard.


i dont live in the bay area but i see people in leather jackets and peacoats all the time. it gets cold nearby all that water
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Topicthis girl posted a pic of her associates degree in art and acted super proud lol
No_U_L7
09/27/18 1:03:11 AM
#1
um wtf lol, is that even an accomplishment?
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Topicif you don't own a peacoat for winter i question your sense of style
No_U_L7
09/27/18 12:49:36 AM
#51
Cj_WlLL_VVlN posted...
It's also not true... I don't think he's actually from CA.


if you want to be cold, knock yourself out. i'd prefer to stay warm
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TopicWhat's the opposite of a Chad?
No_U_L7
09/27/18 12:02:22 AM
#17
It's obviously incel
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Topicif you don't own a peacoat for winter i question your sense of style
No_U_L7
09/26/18 11:34:36 PM
#48
Panthera posted...
Probably because it isn't. Other places get cold. 50 is like, 10 Celsius. On a sunny day around here, that's shorts weather for me. I'd be in the minority, but hardly the only one. Even if it's cloudy, it would have to be pretty windy for me to actually wear anything warmer. If you spent a long time in a colder place, you wouldn't be considering 50-60 to be cold either.


i said it wasn't sunny...50 and winter winds is cold

not sure what you guys don't get about cold being relative...yeah it actually snows some places. doesn't mean i can't catch pneumonia in a tshirt and shorts in a 50 winter in cali...

Tupacrulez posted...
That's not me and never has been. That account was literally made as a way of mocking my username.

Give yer fuckin balls a tug bud.
@SquirrelyDan


my bad
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Topicif you don't own a peacoat for winter i question your sense of style
No_U_L7
09/26/18 11:26:33 PM
#43
muchdran posted...
Seriously man, nobody gives a fuck about your shit "fashion sense". Its nothing you should ever talk about. Its low brow, and pretty fucking embarrassing.


lmao someone is salty
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Topicif you don't own a peacoat for winter i question your sense of style
No_U_L7
09/26/18 11:26:09 PM
#42
Tupacrulez posted...
I want a cited post where I said that. Let's see it.


https://imgur.com/YusK67j

SSJCAT posted...
thats pretty dumb.


Kombucha posted...
it's 53 out right now, i could be comfortable outside with a hoodie or sweater right now. i think a pea coat might be a bit much but to each their own.


you guys realize 55 and 55 in winter are different right? winter winds make the cold a lot more biting
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Topicif you don't own a peacoat for winter i question your sense of style
No_U_L7
09/26/18 11:19:02 PM
#34
Paper_Okami posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
but not sure how you quantify 50-60 as not cold


man it was just 55 out a couple days ago i didn't need a fucking sweatshirt let alone a coat.


55 and winter winds...people in cali are in full snow gear. Idk what to tell you
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Topicwe should do a chad mentoring program
No_U_L7
09/26/18 11:15:03 PM
#8
soulunison2 posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
The entire point of Chad is it's something you're born with, not something that can be taught. The closest thing is becoming a pick up artist...


they're both the same thing really


No...a Chad is someone that is just born with such good looks that they never have to try in life or with girls to be successful

Pick up artists are usually average looking guys that realize they have to be 10/10 in every aspect besides looks to have the sex life of a Chad. Pick up artists have to work much much harder to learn and understand everything else to reach that 10/10 in all not looks related categories
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Topicif you don't own a peacoat for winter i question your sense of style
No_U_L7
09/26/18 11:12:26 PM
#29
soulunison2 posted...
No_U_L7 posted...


What...?


that was the 200 DOLLAR SUGAR CANE JEANS dude


But i quantify why my products are worth the price. Jean's are worth $200 if it's made from selvage denim since the weaving process is more complicated. However all that means is the Jean's break in better. But with the advent of super stretch pants, not sure why I'd bother
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Topicif you don't own a peacoat for winter i question your sense of style
No_U_L7
09/26/18 11:09:31 PM
#27
soulunison2 posted...
Kajagogo posted...
Every time the TC starts these kinds of threads it just strengthens my theory that he somehow time traveled from the 19th Century.


he stole saccharine smile's old gimmick :(


What...?
M_Live posted...

ITT: Temperatures in the 50s and 60s are "pretty fucking cold."


I live in California. I know a lot of places get colder...but not sure how you quantify 50-60 as not cold
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Topicif you don't own a peacoat for winter i question your sense of style
No_U_L7
09/26/18 11:07:22 PM
#25
SSJCAT posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
SSJCAT posted...
its a little over done when every guy who thinks hes trendy is wearing one.
i got some pretty shweet coats tho (one of the only reasons i like winter lol)


what coats do you have?

y0Ggql5
i have more downstairs but don feel like getting them


Wouldn't really call most of those coats. Flannel overshoots are definitely not coats. Military jacket and denim jacket are more for fall/spring, maybe if you layer in winter. The black one looks nice and heavy
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Topicwe should do a chad mentoring program
No_U_L7
09/26/18 11:02:20 PM
#4
The entire point of Chad is it's something you're born with, not something that can be taught. The closest thing is becoming a pick up artist...
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Topicif you don't own a peacoat for winter i question your sense of style
No_U_L7
09/26/18 11:01:17 PM
#18
YUHH posted...
50-60 isnt peacoat weather lol


I dont know what to tell you, it's cold, I put it on and I'm not cold enough and I dont overheat. Not sure what else you need to make it peacoat weather
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Topicif you don't own a peacoat for winter i question your sense of style
No_U_L7
09/26/18 10:56:54 PM
#15
SSJCAT posted...
its a little over done when every guy who thinks hes trendy is wearing one.
i got some pretty shweet coats tho (one of the only reasons i like winter lol)


what coats do you have?
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Topicif you don't own a peacoat for winter i question your sense of style
No_U_L7
09/26/18 10:52:08 PM
#13
Tupacrulez posted...
LOL fuck no.


says the person who owns a "matrix style leather duster"
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Topicif you don't own a peacoat for winter i question your sense of style
No_U_L7
09/26/18 10:51:38 PM
#10
Paper_Okami posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
Paper_Okami posted...
lmao it pretty much never gets cold enough in Cali to wear a peacoat


as someone who lives in cali i disagree with you. it's pretty cold in dec/jan, i can still wear it in nov/feb.


i just looked it up it's usually in the 50s or 60s in jan

lmao that's not peacoat weather


huh...that's pretty fucking cold. i can wear a sweater and a peacoat and be at a good temperature. no clue what you're talking about
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Topicif you don't own a peacoat for winter i question your sense of style
No_U_L7
09/26/18 10:46:19 PM
#3
Paper_Okami posted...
lmao it pretty much never gets cold enough in Cali to wear a peacoat


as someone who lives in cali i disagree with you. it's pretty cold in dec/jan, i can still wear it in nov/feb.
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Topicif you don't own a peacoat for winter i question your sense of style
No_U_L7
09/26/18 10:44:58 PM
#1
the perfect layer
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TopicTbh I hate it when girls expect me to buy them drinks
No_U_L7
09/26/18 9:59:01 PM
#1
It's one thing if we've been hanging out for over an hr and we've maybe moved spots and it's easier to just buy both drinks than take turns ordering and paying. But some girls expect me to buy them a drink after talking for like 10 min just because they're a girl. And these girls consider themselves feminist. Well theres nothing equal about having to buy girls drinks and you cant just be feminist when its convenient for you.
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Topicwait...do circumcised guys really need lube to jerk it/have sex?
No_U_L7
09/26/18 8:42:55 PM
#1
Topiconce my chad friend had a threesome with 2 8's and complained that i took the 9
No_U_L7
09/26/18 7:21:04 PM
#1
for myself....

ugh, chad's just don't understand the non-chad struggles
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TopicGirl 1: we've known each other since forever Me: oh, since the garden of eden?
No_U_L7
09/26/18 5:46:40 AM
#21
ModLogic posted...
wouldn't the big bang be more forever than garden of eden?


but then i couldn't make the devil joke...

i'll try big bang next time and see if i can lead it anywhere funny

i've also used "the ice age" in the past, but it was too boring
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TopicGirl 1: we've known each other since forever Me: oh, since the garden of eden?
No_U_L7
09/26/18 5:38:20 AM
#19
DarthWendy posted...
I'm asking you for a simple fraction, such as x/y, x being Amount of Girls Slept With and y Amount of Girls Joked With, and you're telling me your life.


because that is my life. i can't possibly keep track of that. for example, what if i'm winging my friend and have to talk to an ugly girl, does that count against me? what if i'm talking to a hot girl but realize i don't like her personality and leave, does that count against me? what if i only get a bj, does that count against me? what if i choose to spend the night with a hot girl thats less DTF than a less hot girl who is way more DTF, does that count against me? etc

some things are better not to keep track of that specifically. i focus on having better game over a larger sample size. besides that i just want to live my life without worrying about stats. i want to actually be able to enjoy my interactions with women without worrying about stats.
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TopicGirl 1: we've known each other since forever Me: oh, since the garden of eden?
No_U_L7
09/26/18 5:28:16 AM
#17
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
You're not a comedian. You're far from funny. Almost as far as fetched your gettin laid stories are.


i never claimed to be a comedian. but i have enough of a sense of humor and can execute it well enough in every day interactions that girls think im funny. when i talk to girls, i'm not doing stand up comedy, which would be weird/bizarre for the girl. it's just every day interactions i'm trying to add just a bit of spice and humor to. it was a simple convo and the question i asked that led to the interaction was "how do you two know each other?" which is an important question to get an answer to for logistical reasons. so yeah there's a big difference between stand up comedy and inserting humor into every day interactions.
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TopicGirl 1: we've known each other since forever Me: oh, since the garden of eden?
No_U_L7
09/26/18 5:07:36 AM
#15
DarthWendy posted...
Can we have the ratio between Girls Joked With and Girls Shagged ? I want exact figures.


i joke with every girl. i've never slept with a girl without joking with her and i've never had a conversation with a girl where i didn't joke around (provided the convo was a decent length)
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TopicGirl 1: we've known each other since forever Me: oh, since the garden of eden?
No_U_L7
09/26/18 4:55:49 AM
#13
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
You could pull this off with fat women or skinny drug abusers who just found jesus h christ I suppose.


what....i wasn't being serious and the girls knew it. its just joking/roleplay. the girls were hot


Ahhh they were stupid. Also good.


They were stupid because they were at a bar and wanted to joke around?
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TopicGirl 1: we've known each other since forever Me: oh, since the garden of eden?
No_U_L7
09/26/18 4:46:37 AM
#11
Johnny_Nutcase posted...
You could pull this off with fat women or skinny drug abusers who just found jesus h christ I suppose.


what....i wasn't being serious and the girls knew it. its just joking/roleplay. the girls were hot
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TopicGirl 1: we've known each other since forever Me: oh, since the garden of eden?
No_U_L7
09/26/18 4:43:21 AM
#9
teepan95 posted...
dontexplainthejoke.png


not to the girls, but to you guys...some things don't necessarily translate from oral to text
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Topici had to delete my tinder because i barely got any matches
No_U_L7
09/26/18 4:15:52 AM
#3
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
Thats racist bro


but im asian
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Topici had to delete my tinder because i barely got any matches
No_U_L7
09/26/18 4:10:21 AM
#1
i was only getting matched with asian girls, so it was useless...
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TopicGirl 1: we've known each other since forever Me: oh, since the garden of eden?
No_U_L7
09/26/18 3:54:13 AM
#7
DrizztLink posted...
No_U_L7 posted...
if you don't understand the joke

Everyone got the joke, it's just that the joke is shit.

At least make yourself witty in these fantasies.


i thought it was witty, the girls thought it was witty. idk maybe you just have a poor sense of humor
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TopicGirl 1: we've known each other since forever Me: oh, since the garden of eden?
No_U_L7
09/26/18 3:52:03 AM
#5
0AbsoluteZero0 posted...
You sure do have a vivid imagination coming up with all these scenarios


i talk to dozens of girls every time i go out...there's a million conversational snippets i can make topics about
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TopicGirl 1: we've known each other since forever Me: oh, since the garden of eden?
No_U_L7
09/26/18 3:49:23 AM
#3
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Meh, pretty corny. Some women like corny tho.


i try not to worry too much about that, it was a joke that's funny and stands out well enough compared to normal bar conversation
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TopicGirl 1: we've known each other since forever Me: oh, since the garden of eden?
No_U_L7
09/26/18 3:38:21 AM
#1
girl 1: haha, yeah we were adam and eve
me: i know, i was there too
girl 2: i thought it was just adam and even in the garden
*sly smile*
me: who do you think offered eve that apple?

(if you don't understand the joke, the implication is that i'm the devil)
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TopicSucks that I literally cant grow facial hair
No_U_L7
09/26/18 1:51:18 AM
#36
gamestunner posted...

Have you ever made a female so wet they had to change their panties? Man you are missing out bruh.

Cant blame ya though, it is a required taste tbf.


how is that related to this topic? i make a million topics about girls, feel free to post in any of those. this one is about facial hair
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TopicSucks that I literally cant grow facial hair
No_U_L7
09/26/18 1:47:47 AM
#34
gamestunner posted...

Yeah it's in the lab. Basically the cells that help your sperm with their travels to the egg, they help simulate hair follicles. Now not only does my wife prefer the beard on her cooch, my beard gets a tickle everytime as well.


so you're saying it' actually the seminal fluid that helps beards grow...?

let me know once you're published
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TopicSucks that I literally cant grow facial hair
No_U_L7
09/26/18 1:36:52 AM
#29
gamestunner posted...
Hey if eating pussy ain't your thang thang, then you can try some rogaine gaine


do you have any scientific evidence that backs up that eating a girl out makes your facial hair grow?
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TopicSucks that I literally cant grow facial hair
No_U_L7
09/26/18 1:35:45 AM
#27
powerman1426 posted...
Maybe you have low T. The commercials say it's a thing


more likely to be an asian genetic thing
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