Lurker > LaggnFragnLarry

he claims that it is a mermaid

https://imgur.com/q4sWd0j

i just resort to banging other peoples moms

ParanoidObsessive posted...

Lokarin posted...

plush dolls

That seems... horrifying.

How do you even keep something like that clean?

it allows you to practice and master the pull out technique

he deserves it

same. its a lot more fun to play when drunk

knightoffire55 posted...

LaggnFragnLarry posted...

did you ever see that peter jackson movie meet the feebles?

@LaggnFragnLarry are you excited about the happytime murders?

looks like it will be decent. will watch drunk

you should talk to the wife about it. if shes on board to do it the proper and natural way, then the guy needs to stop being a bitch about it. maybe setting up a glory hole type thing might make him more comfortable

if he really wanted it he would have let you bang his wife. you did the right thing

south park phone destroyer is fun and i havent spent any money on it

would play drunk mario tennis with

i like to stretch my tinder babes for a workout if you know what im saying

gaston is the best thing about beauty and the beast

better than canadian club on the rocks?

the meat swing is the mating call of this generation

did you ever see that peter jackson movie meet the feebles?

would get drunk with

i bought a bender funko pop that i gave to my son but other than that never cared for them

i am a meat popsicle

^lol
aladdin vs lion king is what i want to see

sounds like the mom likes to get too involved in her adult daughters life. you dodged a bullet dude

i think i could help him get laid by a tinder slut

closer by nine inch nails

would eiffel tower a tinder babe with

always. got to have them ass and titties

i enjoy his posts

https://en.newsner.com/family/researchers-conclude-men-with-beer-bellies-get-more-women-and-live-longer/

explains scientifically how im able to get so many tinder sluts

about to bang one right now

yea

do they have any new games that use the aim controller? i havent kept up with it since doom vr

argonautweakend posted...

did your dad drink CC, Lagn?

he does

nice. that would be awesome to win them and avoid those booster fees

RCtheWSBC posted...

LaggnFragnLarry posted...

Jen0125 posted...

I said no because I'm afraid he'd get drunk and try to put the moves on me.

i know my dad bod is hard to resist but id only put the moves on rc from here

I think I could handle your fatherly frame

you could come down for gator growl especially if they have someone good performing. i dont think they can top snoop dogg from last year but always could chill and smoke good

argonautweakend posted...

Havent tried cc yet.

you should treat yourself to canadas second finest whiskey

Jen0125 posted...

I said no because I'm afraid he'd get drunk and try to put the moves on me.

i know my dad bod is hard to resist but id only put the moves on rc from here

little nicky was good enough for them to make a game boy game after it but its a toss up between waterboy and happy gilmore for my favorite

argonautweakend posted...

absolutely

have you tried canadian club yet?

SunWuKung420 posted...

Nope. I detest his misogyny and chauvinism.

are you afraid that i would bang your wife or something?

EclairReturns posted...

Firewood18 posted...

tinder slut

No, because I feel like all he would talk about would be screwing those; and I wouldn't want to associate myself with someone who does that on a regular basis, anyway.

but i could teach you too how to get hot tinder sluts and be hydroplaning in their wetness

i look forward to watching thats my boy with my son one day

Aculo posted...

he'll also show me how to properly use bacon grease. i keep doing it wrong, ok?

its all about slathering on a nice thick amount and maintaining a fast yet consistent speed so she can really smell what youre cooking

i hope its seth rogan

i wonder if they will do an all women reboot

im playing octopath traveler

and i did it all really drunk

a lot of movie theaters serve beer now

Syntheticon posted...

LaggnFragnLarry posted...

id probably bang erika over sabrinah

Ok, ew.

nah man erika has that thicc donkey which is good to smash where sabrinah has that flabby busted shit where im just plowing into her ischial tuberosities

should it be would you go to chipotle and smoke a blunt with this poster? would that be less awkward?

id probably bang erika over sabrinah

nothing better than a juicy breast

i had never played 7 or 8 so i got both

yoshi

nominate shenti