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| Topic | Nothing like waking up at 4:30 due to poop pains |
| lww99 10/14/18 10:19:06 AM #18 | ShinobiNinjaX posted... lww99 posted...I know I cant post pics but wish I could. Imagine a gallon of chocolate milk mixed with a bag of stomped on Tostitos. Sounds about right. Group chat bruh --- |
| Topic | Nothing like waking up at 4:30 due to poop pains |
| lww99 10/14/18 9:42:33 AM #14 | I know I cant post pics but wish I could. Imagine a gallon of chocolate milk mixed with a bag of stomped on Tostitos. Sounds about right. --- |
| Topic | Nothing like waking up at 4:30 due to poop pains |
| lww99 10/14/18 4:45:01 AM #6 | I had some sketchy Burger King, along with about half of a party sized bag of tortilla chips... --- |
| Topic | Nothing like waking up at 4:30 due to poop pains |
| lww99 10/14/18 4:40:13 AM #1 | |
| Topic | I wanna deed so bad but my roommate is still here wtf |
| lww99 10/13/18 4:19:01 PM #4 | headphones and "take a shit" --- |
| Topic | How to trigger a prostate orgasm during masturbation. |
| lww99 10/13/18 2:31:30 PM #32 | Never tried touching my butt, or having anyone else touch my butt. Heard it's nice though. --- |
| Topic | Fucking hell. I missed my account's 10 year anniversary D: |
| lww99 10/13/18 2:00:11 PM #6 | Ugh Im so mad lol. Been keeping tabs on it for a couple months --- |
| Topic | Fucking hell. I missed my account's 10 year anniversary D: |
| lww99 10/13/18 1:55:22 PM #4 | EliteLevel posted... Age is just a number. And jail is just a place --- |
| Topic | Fucking hell. I missed my account's 10 year anniversary D: |
| lww99 10/13/18 1:52:39 PM #1 | There goes my prezzies! I might change my name though... --- |
| Topic | Who is da horniest poster on CE? |
| lww99 10/13/18 1:51:28 PM #13 | Parappa09 posted... @lww99 Probably hahaha --- |
| Topic | I think I understand the appeal of drinking now |
| lww99 10/12/18 9:19:35 PM #4 | Drinking to drinking to that Johnny_Nutcase posted... Pepys Monster posted...I'll drink to that. --- |
| Topic | Joe Biden calls Trump supporters "dregs of society." |
| lww99 10/12/18 3:23:54 PM #82 | TheKentster posted... Just like the Right to spread Fake News https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/biden-woman-gun-photo/ --- |
| Topic | Anyone watch "The Terrifier" on Netflix yet?*spoilers* |
| lww99 10/12/18 11:53:24 AM #5 | GiggetySplicer posted... Clown is a coward who gets his ass beat by a girl with a 2 by 4 and has to resort to using a gun on her. Makes him holding up a chubby dude by the neck with one hand make no sense. Lol, definitely has a few inconsistencies --- |
| Topic | Anyone watch "The Terrifier" on Netflix yet?*spoilers* |
| lww99 10/12/18 11:46:05 AM #3 | Yeah, it was definitely a weird movie. --- |
| Topic | Anyone watch "The Terrifier" on Netflix yet?*spoilers* |
| lww99 10/12/18 11:28:20 AM #1 | When that girl gets sawed in half, starting down south... fucking hell --- |
| Topic | Wanted to get Odyssey last night but Gamestop was way too packed. |
| lww99 10/12/18 11:24:24 AM #25 | MuayThai85 posted... ^^^^why get yourself banned over tiny as fuck thumbnails that can barely be seen? Terrible suicide. --- |
| Topic | We can't drive on the freeway without our phones. Just end society. |
| lww99 10/12/18 9:00:33 AM #5 | |
| Topic | Horses in BOTW are fucking shit |
| lww99 10/11/18 12:04:27 PM #10 | X-Pac_Heat posted... Right? Rdr2 might just be the most realistic game ever :0 --- |
| Topic | 50 million, but you must randomly kill 500 newborn puppies. |
| lww99 10/10/18 3:04:35 PM #6 | As in committing the act yourself? Fuck no. No chance in hell. --- |
| Topic | At 28, I'm as horny as I was when I was 18. When does this stop? |
| lww99 10/10/18 12:10:38 PM #28 | |
| Topic | Just upgraded to a King sized bed. |
| lww99 10/09/18 3:20:15 PM #3 | Menardii posted... Holy shit there's so much room. We had a queen but it's crazy how much bigger it is. You will. A month later youll see a Queen and wonder how you ever fit, cuz now even a King feels small --- |
| Topic | At 28, I'm as horny as I was when I was 18. When does this stop? |
| lww99 10/09/18 3:11:13 PM #17 | kinetika_ posted... I'm weird. There will be weeks where I'm horny as fuck, like how some of you guys are describing... but then I have times where i feel nothing and have no thoughts/desire for weeks on end. Ive had a couple spells like that. I think it stems from stress. Like a mental boner block. Parappa09 posted... lww99 posted...2-3. I gotta be really horny to pump any more out. Yeah. We live together, but dont have sex as often as I would like. But even if were banging a few times a week, Id probably still fap at least a little. --- |
| Topic | Sit on the couch,puppy comes and buries herself behind my back |
| lww99 10/09/18 3:04:28 PM #7 | Just a little thing! My parents have a Multese that looks pretty similar. Prepare for yuck butt! --- |
| Topic | At 28, I'm as horny as I was when I was 18. When does this stop? |
| lww99 10/09/18 2:58:14 PM #13 | Parappa09 posted... lww99 posted...The_Theorum posted...At 38 I can still do the deed at least 3 times a day. 2-3. I gotta be really horny to pump any more out. --- |
| Topic | Sit on the couch,puppy comes and buries herself behind my back |
| lww99 10/09/18 2:55:59 PM #4 | Beware posting about your pupper here. No matter what you do, youll be doing something wrong. Any pics? --- |
| Topic | Da Flash season 5 premieres tonight! |
| lww99 10/09/18 2:41:59 PM #5 | Cant wait to meet the new addition --- |
| Topic | Why am I attracted to Nicole Aniston? |
| lww99 10/09/18 2:30:54 PM #2 | Bumps. Her lovely lady lumps. --- |
| Topic | At 28, I'm as horny as I was when I was 18. When does this stop? |
| lww99 10/09/18 2:22:27 PM #11 | |
| Topic | At 28, I'm as horny as I was when I was 18. When does this stop? |
| lww99 10/09/18 1:51:58 PM #9 | spanky1 posted... I'm in my 30s and I realized I don't wake up with boners very much any more. Eh I guess morning wood isnt as frequent --- |
| Topic | At 28, I'm as horny as I was when I was 18. When does this stop? |
| lww99 10/09/18 1:17:07 PM #5 | The_Theorum posted... At 38 I can still do the deed at least 3 times a day. Yeah, Im usually still doing a few days a week, multiple times per session. I mean I guess when I was a teen it was like 5x daily, so I have slowed down a little. --- |
| Topic | At 28, I'm as horny as I was when I was 18. When does this stop? |
| lww99 10/09/18 1:11:10 PM #1 | |
| Topic | Why am I attracted to Nicole Aniston? |
| lww99 10/09/18 12:59:17 PM #1 | Kinda infatuated tbh. But Im not sure why, she looks so fake. --- |
| Topic | I've eaten nothing but tacos and burritos for every meal, since Saturday. |
| lww99 10/09/18 12:35:11 PM #11 | Thats suppose to be dinner too ugh --- |
| Topic | I've eaten nothing but tacos and burritos for every meal, since Saturday. |
| lww99 10/09/18 11:42:43 AM #9 | SimpleMan posted... Why couldn't you save the rice? No extra room in the fridge. Didnt turn out exactly how we wanted either --- |
| Topic | I've eaten nothing but tacos and burritos for every meal, since Saturday. |
| lww99 10/09/18 11:22:46 AM #3 | Maybe. My ass is pretty sore lol --- |
| Topic | I've eaten nothing but tacos and burritos for every meal, since Saturday. |
| lww99 10/09/18 11:06:53 AM #1 | Over the weekend, we had a party that we bought a metric fuck ton of food and alcohol for. People ate a good amount, but we still had tons of left overs. Just trying to get through it all before it goes bad. We made a few lbs of chicken AND beef, black and pinto beans, with cilantro lime rice. Rice was the only thing we couldnt save. Im trying to mix up the left overs so it doesnt feel so redundant, but at the end of the day its still a variation of taco --- |
| Topic | Made a some new ass gifs |
| lww99 10/09/18 10:06:18 AM #95 | |
| Topic | Made a some new ass gifs |
| lww99 10/09/18 9:17:06 AM #94 | |
| Topic | Of course there's a gaudy Elon musk smoking t-shirt |
| lww99 10/06/18 8:57:48 AM #31 | They sat and drank whiskey for two hours before lighting up the joint. No one batted an eye. --- |
| Topic | Good tracks on 4:44? |
| lww99 10/05/18 9:37:12 AM #1 | I just heard Story of OJ, and that shit is --- |
| Topic | Does your SO call you daddy or nah? |
| lww99 10/04/18 4:03:44 PM #4 | Occasionally. Mainly when things are getting extra spicy in the bedroom. Sometimes sarcastically just around the house. Zadddy --- |
| Topic | Let's see what Hillary Clinton is up to [evil woman] |
| lww99 10/03/18 9:32:48 AM #9 | |
| Topic | Gender reveal party results in 47000-acre forest fire |
| lww99 10/03/18 9:22:17 AM #23 | Hooooooooly shit. 8 million dollar restitution. 100k up front and payments for the rest of his life... --- |
| Topic | Got to shoot a few sniper rifles today. Pretty damn cool. (Pic and video) |
| lww99 10/03/18 9:01:28 AM #4 | |
| Topic | Got to shoot a few sniper rifles today. Pretty damn cool. (Pic and video) |
| lww99 10/02/18 9:05:34 PM #3 | Only one of them. Didn't matter how tight I held it, still blasted the fuck out of my shoulder/chest. It's crazy how much of a "concussion blast" some these have. You can be in the next lane over, and feel a gust of air blow at you when they fire. --- |
| Topic | Got to shoot a few sniper rifles today. Pretty damn cool. (Pic and video) |
| lww99 10/02/18 9:01:26 PM #1 | |
| Topic | Vending Machines kill approx 14 people a year. |
| lww99 10/02/18 4:01:36 PM #22 | UnfairRepresent posted... slimfizzle2 posted...I got bit by a radioactive vending machine in high school Cooked --- |
| Topic | I caught her on da phone and she touched herself! |
| lww99 10/02/18 3:03:50 PM #3 | Isn't it "called" Alive with the glory of love, and walk through hell are some straight jammers tho --- |
| Topic | Driving motorcycle to wedding...? |
| lww99 10/02/18 1:38:35 PM #8 | Space_Man posted... Ugh, I just booked a hotel for the night.. Didn't consider riding home @ night when it's supposed to rain. Plus you'll assumingly be drinking at the reception. Uber from hotel to wedding. --- |
| Topic | Is it legal to drink alcohol in your place after 2AM? |
| lww99 10/02/18 12:26:22 PM #5 | fix_omega posted... Not only legal, but required. VIP- Production? Been here 10 years and never seen this. --- |
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