Lurker > mustachedmystic

Congrats. Been 14 months for me.
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Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand.
Sampson, Terrordactyl

I bet you got some sweet Hubert Humphrey jokes.
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Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand.
Sampson, Terrordactyl

wasn't directed at anyone in particular
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Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand.
Sampson, Terrordactyl

With a little clever interpretation, you can make the Bible say anything.
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Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand.
Sampson, Terrordactyl

My nephew literally rescued his cat. Found her bloody, and injured on the side of a busy road.
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Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand.
Sampson, Terrordactyl

This story would make a great rejoinder to anyone who likes to act as if stupidity is exclusive to the States.
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Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand.
Sampson, Terrordactyl

FLUFFYGERM posted...

SJWism is a mental illness and we really should ensure that these lunatics hold absolutely no influence or power in society, lest they infect others with their babble.

Not that I disagree(I don't), but Trumpeters shouldn't throw stones.;
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Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand.
Sampson, Terrordactyl

They should move elections to weekends, and make voting mandatory.
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Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand.
Sampson, Terrordactyl

Amos Moses
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Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand.
Sampson, Terrordactyl

SauI_Goodman posted...

mustachedmystic posted...

You know what's good for quitting?

Never starting in the first place.

indeed
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Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand.
Sampson, Terrordactyl

You know what's good for quitting? Finding out you have heart disease.
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Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand.
Sampson, Terrordactyl

That pic. looks like some high schoolers photography class homework.
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Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand.
Sampson, Terrordactyl

LOL, would read again.
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Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand.
Sampson, Terrordactyl

Cassettes? WTF? Why?
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Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand.
Sampson, Terrordactyl

Laserion posted...

Do they have any interesting pics?

Who keeps their phone unlocked?
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Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand.
Sampson, Terrordactyl

Bestoffuture posted...

If she won, the Democrats wouldn't be bitching about the electoral college.

You're right, the Republicans would be.
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Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand.
Sampson, Terrordactyl

Garioshi posted...

BLAKUboy posted...

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DneYbdUXcAAh06I.jpg

Chris Christie fucking killed me.

*looks at pic. again* That's Christie? LOL, that just makes it that much funnier.
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Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand.
Sampson, Terrordactyl

For some reason I read the title as "Police Academy" and came in to make a dumb joke about Steve Gutenberg.
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Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand.
Sampson, Terrordactyl

The fat guy in the lawn chair is the funniest part of that pic.
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Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand.
Sampson, Terrordactyl

BeyondWalls posted...

mustachedmystic posted...

BeyondWalls posted...

Who's he talking to on the phone?

He wants to go bowling with Nico.

I don't understand that reference, but I'm sure it was funny!

It was hilarious.
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Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand.
Sampson, Terrordactyl

BeyondWalls posted...

Who's he talking to on the phone?

He wants to go bowling with Nico.
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Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand.
Sampson, Terrordactyl

As if it's up to the President.
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Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand.
Sampson, Terrordactyl

They all died before I was born.
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Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand.
Sampson, Terrordactyl

something something Catholic school.
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Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand.
Sampson, Terrordactyl

KamenRiderBlade posted...

@Coffeebeanz posted...

AlephZero posted...

it's time for forced redistribution of wealth

nobody needs a net worth of more than $100k

I'm going to assume this is satire

He's a serious SJW / Leftist

With no idea of what things cost. There's parts of the country where a married couple with no children couldn't live very comfortably on 100k a year.
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Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand.
Sampson, Terrordactyl

I heard Grant wasn't very smart
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Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand.
Sampson, Terrordactyl

I've put milk on my cereal maybe twice in my entire life. Just the thought of soggy cereal makes me want to puke.
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Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand.
Sampson, Terrordactyl

I'm 99.998% sure the answer is yes.
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Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand.
Sampson, Terrordactyl

I don't remember what peanut butter brand, but she used Hershey's semi sweet. Yeah, I know, Hershey's sucks.
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Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand.
Sampson, Terrordactyl

Can this be gotten on disc, or only through PSN?
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Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand.
Sampson, Terrordactyl

My mom used to make homade peanut butter cups. a thousand times better than Reese's.
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Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand.
Sampson, Terrordactyl

No_U_L7 posted...

mustachedmystic posted...

I would have thought it wouldn't be possible to get away with such things at a workplace where the employees wear blazers.

that's what makes it possible. the process to get rid of someone is so intricate and complex at this level. without knowing the reason he was gone, the paperwork simply could not be filed. IE, if he had died you cant terminate him. but they had no idea what happened to him.

LOL, it was a joke, dude.
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Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand.
Sampson, Terrordactyl

I would have thought it wouldn't be possible to get away with such things at a workplace where the employees wear blazers.
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Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand.
Sampson, Terrordactyl

@Coffeebeanz, what do you think of this?
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Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand.
Sampson, Terrordactyl

I wonder if anyone has ever watched that entire video.
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Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand.
Sampson, Terrordactyl

Is there anyone in her life that she dislikes so much, that she'd pay 20 dollars to not have to deal with ever again?
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Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand.
Sampson, Terrordactyl

Hawaiian_punch posted...

Some idiot is going to literally break his neck using this

First thing I thought.

ImTheMacheteGuy posted...

Actually it looks very good for the neck of used properly.

Someone should summon one of the CEMDs to give their thoughts on this.
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Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand.
Sampson, Terrordactyl

Nothing with gorging every now and then, as long as it isn't very often, and you exercise regularly.
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Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand.
Sampson, Terrordactyl

MrNintendo1213 posted...

but the scouts are just using the kids as free labor to sell shit.

My elementary school(public, to boot!) did this when I was a kid.
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Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand.
Sampson, Terrordactyl

Release Honey pronto, or we'll level Toronto!
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Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand.
Sampson, Terrordactyl

pegusus123456 posted...

But yeah, having her OD seems a bit spiteful.

But it fits with the character, who is addicted to painkillers.
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Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand.
Sampson, Terrordactyl

I'll say this Caution, no one can accuse you of halfassing anything here.
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Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand.
Sampson, Terrordactyl

I'm sure if this happens, it'll be overturned as soon as the next non-idiot(Democrat) is elected President.
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Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand.
Sampson, Terrordactyl

You should go to an urgent care clinic.
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Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand.
Sampson, Terrordactyl

LOL at that first pic.
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Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand.
Sampson, Terrordactyl

GTA5 (single player) 8/10
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Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand.
Sampson, Terrordactyl

Reis posted...

good

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Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand.
Sampson, Terrordactyl

I knew Battlefield Earth (#15) would be there. One of those so bad, it's good movies, imho. Also, didn't know there was a Far Cry movie.
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Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand.
Sampson, Terrordactyl

Kombucha posted...

this is just in jest.

I sure as hell hope so, as the thought that someone could possibly think that Article 2 places the president above the law is depressing.
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Guns; freedom you can hold in your hand.
Sampson, Terrordactyl