Lurker > slothica

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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

DocileOrangeCup posted...

Slothica how could you

https://imgur.com/K1FuJUi
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

stoltenberg11 posted...

It's a commitment ring. She's committing to losing enough weight so that it fits.

Ded
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

I'm still waiting for a sex tape.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

Get the mexican pizza and load it up with hot sauce until you can't taste the mexican pizza.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

I could rub your face and it'd be the same.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

Arrest your dog for sexual harassment.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

Imagine hating everything and everyone in existence, but being so good at faking it that no one could tell.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

I hate life 24 hours a day whether I'm drinking or not.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

Well I mean, I eat pussy, not armpits soooooo.....
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

I'd hit yes while beating an eagle to death with a replica statue of liberty.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

I prefer wrapping my tongue around walnuts.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

EnragedSlith posted...

Ive done it, this person had just been my closest friend this past year while dealing with a breakup. And now theyre one of my only friends because everyone else is married and I started working odd hours.

'Aint worth it.

Cut the bitch off. You've done all you can do. You can't save everyone.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

Unless it's indestructible, that's a no go.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

I only know of one lemon party, and I don't want to be a part of it.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

Whoever chose Oasis over Nirvanna & Soundgarden, go stick your nose in the fucking corner.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

I've spent most of my life trying to get people to leave me the fuck alone.

'Aint no fuckin way I'm growing a parasite down under.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

Calwings posted...

Moemon is the best fan-made Pokemon game

If you're a fuckin weeb.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

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https://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/0/0d/025Pikachu.png/250px-025Pikachu.png
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

Yes. Hoth is in fact a turtle.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

I'm okay with this. After all If I have to go to hell, I'd prefer it to be frozen over first.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

I want a divorce.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

Because I'm busy listening to Dio.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

inloveanddeath0 posted...

Who the f*** cares?

A LOT of racists, actually.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

Impregnate her and then fake your death.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

Because hardly anyone uses them anymore.

Just convert them to mp3's already old man.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

It's funny 'cause buttsex.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

mobilebloechel posted...

Hmmm which CE poster do you think he is?

I lol'd.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

Read it. It's better.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

omega cookie posted...

Dark Cloud.

Came here to say this.

1 & 2 are both pretty great.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

Loghain posted...

I had to scrap the bottom

What else is new?
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

Where's the "for gangbanging a wallrus" option?
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

> Going to Reddit expecting hospitality.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

Stupid as fuck.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

How long, on average, does it take to skin a polar bear using a butter knife?
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

Are there going to be strippers already provided, or will I have to take one for the team?
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

I'm fashionably late.

Uh.. happy zombie Jesus day I guess.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

Metang
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

You went from 1 to serial killer real quick.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

Cpt_Pineapple thinks they're his wife and makes a topic about them.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

How dare they use them for what they're for.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

Usual rewards for fighting in RPG's

-Exp
-Drop
-Crafting mats
-Improving stats or skills
-Money

Take all that out and there isn't much left to fight for. Might as well make a fighting game.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

There are none, because a game developer has never approached me about putting me in a game.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

Yes.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

DarkTransient posted...

If a religion encourages someone to kill those who disagree with it, that religion probably needs to be eradicated.

Religion in general needs to be eradicated.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

I see neither an orange nor a cup.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE

I'm almost certain Marilyn Monroe would be thrilled so many people still adore her.
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I'm as sweet as a cherry pie, but sometimes very wicked.
slothica the undying, wicked witch of CE