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Topic50,000 and growing sign petition for Disney to rehire James Gunn for GotG Vol. 3
TheSextMachine
07/24/18 10:04:25 AM
#65
iPhone_7 posted...
even claiming Chelsea Clinton is an illegitimate child.

Because she is. Webster Hubble is totally her dad.
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TopicPeople LITERALLY preferred a person like Trump over Hillary
TheSextMachine
07/23/18 1:53:05 PM
#58
ThanksUglyGod posted...
"We're tired of politicians screwing us over and catering to wealthy businessmen.

Now let's vote for this wealthy businessman who definitely won't screw us over!"

See, the thing is everyone hates Trump so there is only so much damage he can do. Hillary on the other hand was just as corrupt and part of the political elite so she had connections to pull off some terrible back room shit, not to mention she was all about the pay to play. In the end she would do the worst damage.
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TopicMan pepper sprays another man and demands him to perform fellatio on him
TheSextMachine
07/23/18 1:34:24 PM
#13
Colorahdo posted...
Zurkon posted...
Yikes that was bear mace you know that dude was in pain


bear mace is the same as human mace. It's just in a larger container

Also it is more of a foam/gel so it is harder to wash off.
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TopicWitcher 3 won't let you bang the hottest woman
TheSextMachine
07/23/18 10:56:07 AM
#18
Ciri?

Yeah, it is pretty lame.
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TopicGot to see the Foo Fighters tonight in Boston.
TheSextMachine
07/23/18 10:45:39 AM
#2
Bump
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TopicHillary Clinton was unfit to be president
TheSextMachine
07/23/18 2:33:42 AM
#9
gunplagirl posted...

"Where were you 20 years ago?"

If it was an actual cause she cared about she would remember one of it's biggest supporters that was literally standing right behind her.
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TopicHillary Clinton was unfit to be president
TheSextMachine
07/23/18 2:20:43 AM
#7
Lost_All_Senses posted...
TheSextMachine posted...
Remember when she asked Bernie where he was while she was fighting for health care?
xLazexz

Her mind is gone.


I can't remember who I was with 2 weeks ago

Because you Lost_All_Senses.
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TopicHillary Clinton was unfit to be president
TheSextMachine
07/23/18 2:18:37 AM
#4
Remember when she asked Bernie where he was while she was fighting for health care?
xLazexz

Her mind is gone.
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TopicPeople LITERALLY preferred a person like Trump over Hillary
TheSextMachine
07/23/18 2:10:56 AM
#25
Vita_Aeterna posted...
Hilary won the popular vote.

/topic.

Not where it mattered, lol.
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TopicGot to see the Foo Fighters tonight in Boston.
TheSextMachine
07/23/18 2:09:37 AM
#1
They put on one hell of a show. Joe Walsh even came out at one point and they did Rocky Mountain Way together.
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TopicThat new Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles show... is actually not bad
TheSextMachine
07/23/18 1:12:56 AM
#31
Zikten posted...
raph should not be the leader that is stupid

Yeah, Raph is the lone wolf that bonds with Casey Jones. Leo is the leader.
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TopicDiamond City, Great Green Jewel of The Commonwealth.
TheSextMachine
07/23/18 12:54:01 AM
#6
Damn did they put on one hell of a show. They just came out hard and stayed that level the whole night. Joe Walsh ended up coming out and they did Rocky Mountain Way too.
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TopicMovie or TV adaptations that are better than the books they're based on?
TheSextMachine
07/22/18 6:37:49 PM
#27
Jaws.
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TopicDiamond City, Great Green Jewel of The Commonwealth.
TheSextMachine
07/22/18 5:45:37 PM
#5
Authentic_fan posted...
TheSextMachine posted...
Authentic_fan posted...
The wall is blue in diamond city

Only if you messed up.


I became over encumbered and accidently dropped the wrong paint

Once I got back to diamond city I figured I didn't give a shit enough to go back

So yeah it's blue on.my current save. I think I'll paint it yellow next time

Blue doesn't look that bad, but yellow is pretty ugly.
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TopicDiamond City, Great Green Jewel of The Commonwealth.
TheSextMachine
07/22/18 5:39:02 PM
#3
Authentic_fan posted...
The wall is blue in diamond city

Only if you messed up.
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TopicDiamond City, Great Green Jewel of The Commonwealth.
TheSextMachine
07/22/18 5:34:19 PM
#1
oSA8OGK

Getting ready to see the Fighters of Foo.
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TopicWhat Batman Villain who has never been in a movie would you like to see next?
TheSextMachine
07/22/18 12:59:25 PM
#39
Mad Hatter Perchance to Dream adaptation.
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TopicPeople are saying those that got James Gunn fired are alt-righters...
TheSextMachine
07/22/18 1:13:57 AM
#2
MangaFan462 posted...
So, why are progressives ok with rape jokes? Why do they think its ok?

It is only ok when liberals do it.
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TopicHow did McDonalds get away with putting 69 grams of sugar in their Sweet Tea
TheSextMachine
07/21/18 10:19:07 PM
#2
Lol 69.
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Topicwhy does Godzilla: King of the Monsters = SHIT
TheSextMachine
07/21/18 10:17:38 PM
#3
I am pretty sure the monsters fighting is what will make it post apocalyptic, not that it will start out like that.
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TopicAmanda Huggenkiss?
TheSextMachine
07/21/18 7:49:31 PM
#5
I C Weiner
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TopicNobody tell Disney that Robert Downey Jr. used crack 20 years ago
TheSextMachine
07/21/18 7:27:52 PM
#19
"Oh look, Robert Downey Jr is filming a shoot-out with police scene."

"I don't see any cameras."
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TopicMy brother is joking that Orlando Bloom should play an MCU villain based on this
TheSextMachine
07/21/18 7:11:18 PM
#2
But Wasp is good.
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TopicGlass Official trailer
TheSextMachine
07/21/18 7:09:26 PM
#31
ledbowman posted...
Signs was the last not bad movie he made back in 2002

Split was last year.
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TopicGodzilla: King of the Monsters - Official Trailer
TheSextMachine
07/21/18 5:57:10 PM
#37
CM_Ponch posted...
It's no Shin Godzilla, but it'll do

Is that the ugly one with the really long tail.
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Topic34 years ago, a KGB defector chillingly predicted modern America
TheSextMachine
07/21/18 5:53:47 PM
#9
silentwing26x posted...
It bears saying that when he made this statement, he was warning about baby boomers and Democrats of the time.

So he was spot on.
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TopicWhy feminists hate man caves.
TheSextMachine
07/21/18 5:46:31 PM
#27
They hate them because they can't have lady caves without it sounding like a term for their vagina.
yjk8J95
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TopicKratos is black
TheSextMachine
07/21/18 4:05:08 PM
#6
Indeed.
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TopicT-Rex vs Spino II: Book it.
TheSextMachine
07/21/18 3:14:57 PM
#2
We need a Jurassic Park: Warpath sequel.
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TopicWhat if dogs are actually Russian agents?
TheSextMachine
07/21/18 1:11:58 AM
#14
PXlAUH6
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TopicM-I-C-K-E-Y M-O-U-S-E mickey mouse!
TheSextMachine
07/20/18 11:55:58 PM
#3
I'm in a world of shit... yes. But I am alive. And I am not afraid.
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TopicScar Jo playing a cyborg = bad, Black chick being cast as Buffy = ok
TheSextMachine
07/20/18 11:48:53 PM
#27
DJ Qualls is....

Pootytang.

We will see how fast people lose their shit.
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TopicWhat if the Assassin's Creed games are real?
TheSextMachine
07/20/18 9:36:34 PM
#8
Dagon_0 posted...
I wish the animus was real, it would be badass to relive memories of your ancestors like that, especially really far back.

Plus the ability to use the bleeding effect to learn new things.
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TopicWhat if the Assassin's Creed games are real?
TheSextMachine
07/20/18 9:28:56 PM
#7
Spidey5 posted...
Nothing is true

Everything is permitted.
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Topic"How are you going to pay for universal healthcare?"
TheSextMachine
07/20/18 9:26:35 PM
#12
s0nicfan posted...
Just a gentle reminder that military spending created plastics, GPS, the internet, nuclear power, and a significant number of additional quality of life improvements. It's not just bombing brown people.

Hell, the Cold War put us on the Moon.
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TopicLawrence nudes leaked three different times and they're all terrible
TheSextMachine
07/20/18 9:21:19 PM
#11
Zikten posted...
I thought he meant Lawrence of Arabia

More like Lawrence of a Labia.
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TopicWhat if the Assassin's Creed games are real?
TheSextMachine
07/20/18 9:12:48 PM
#1
And the games exist as a way to discredit the events. What better way than to make people think it is just a game.
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TopicLawrence nudes leaked three different times and they're all terrible
TheSextMachine
07/20/18 9:10:05 PM
#5
gamepimp12 posted...
Jennifer Lawrence

Oh, I thought you meant Lawrence Welk
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TopicRemember when Sarah Michelle Gellar had that lesbian scene in Cruel Intentions?
TheSextMachine
07/20/18 8:47:31 PM
#12
yusiko posted...
Paper_Okami posted...
NibeIungsnarf posted...
It wasn't as memorable as when she begged her brother to fuck her in the ass.


wat


he was just her step brother
also he was really hot so its impossible to blame her


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TopicRemember when Sarah Michelle Gellar had that lesbian scene in Cruel Intentions?
TheSextMachine
07/20/18 8:37:48 PM
#9
I remember in the sequel when they had twin sisters making out in the shower.
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TopicGlass Official trailer
TheSextMachine
07/20/18 8:35:22 PM
#20
Zikten posted...
they showed him being all scary in front of Glass and he didn't seem to like it.

But right after that Glass says that it sounds like the bad guys are teaming up.
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TopicHistoric WWE announcement this upcoming RAW
TheSextMachine
07/20/18 8:29:38 PM
#27
Intergender Championship is coming back with Jim Carrey as Andy Kaufman revealing himself as champion.
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TopicApparently they are rebooting Buffy the Vampire Slayer.
TheSextMachine
07/20/18 8:26:06 PM
#35
So a reboot of a reboot?
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TopicITT: Classic TV theme songs
TheSextMachine
07/20/18 12:30:42 PM
#23

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TopicAre the Backstreet Boys making a comeback?
TheSextMachine
07/20/18 12:01:28 PM
#7
And that's why they're larger than life.
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Topic100% of Republicans vote NO to increasing funding to protect elections
TheSextMachine
07/20/18 2:19:15 AM
#2
Unless they actually hacked voting machines there really was no interference.
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TopicWould you eat a Fool's Gold Sandwich aka the sandwich Elvis flew for?
TheSextMachine
07/20/18 2:16:27 AM
#2
No wonder he died on the toilet.
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TopicThe movie where tom cruise goes back in time to defeat aliens.
TheSextMachine
07/20/18 2:05:54 AM
#5
A Few Good Men?
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