Lurker > Ranting Nord

Some of it is context. "Don't look at me in my underwear, but I'm going out in this bikini."
Edit: what he said.
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Tips fedora.
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Lol that's more sugar per mL than this can of Mt. Dew I'm drinking.

Wish I could find a good juice...
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I played it again recently for the nostalgia and I don't think it holds up well. No expansions, but I got the Boots of Blinding Speed as soon as I could because traveling is a CHORE.
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Jumbled? My screen rotate doesn't always straighten out right so I'll have messages in vertical and KB across the side. Or it won't scroll down to the bottom of the message list.
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I tried to get my wife a panda bear for Christmas and they told me they don't sell panda BEARS.
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That 5head
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I've noticed a boom in the number of large F150 style pick up trucks. I don't get that either.
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I get every color of the rainbow. One lady always requests read receipts. One lady makes everything high priority. One lady makes the subject one word and all caps. One lady puts the whole god damn message in the subject line.

Fucking neanderthals.
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If only there was a way to own more than one video game device at one time.
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I keep meaning to. Its on Hulu.
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I feel like incest porn has blown up recently too but...
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I put off buying stuff because I'm a slacker and then forgot.
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We haven't had cable in over two years, just using Netflix and Hulu.
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For a fun alternative, make the party nothing but healers.
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Have to spend all day being thankful for other peoples sacrifices for your Independence.
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RIP
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I also just like being hot vs cold.
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DnD and 5e especially is one of those games you can do with it what you want. Want a grid map and minis and combat and strategy? Done. Want no map and nothing but story telling? Done (Watch Acquisitions Inc, the C-team). Don't want to worry about Liches? Fight nothing but Orcs and Trolls. Want your Cleric to be an evil son-of-a-gun who shoots people with a gun and draws his magic from demons? Cool, roll with it. I DM'd a one-shot with some friends who were new to it and the Rogue found a Great Axe and he loves hitting things with it and doesn't care about sneak attack. Maybe I'm a lax DM, but I'm there to let everyone have a good time and make dreams come true if you can roll it.
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Source is also the difference between Wizards and Sorcerers. Wizards study forever and practice all their lives to learn magic. Sorcerers get bitten by a dragon or are just born with something that lets them cast spells.

Lich/Hecueva speaks to motivation too. A Lich did it to themselves so they think it's cool and awesome and want to stay that way and is probably hatching evil plans. Hecueva are cursed and probably having a bad time.
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Liches intentionally take out their soul and put it in a phylactery to be immortal.
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To beat the light into you?
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Welcome to the town of Ranting Nord, population 1.
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Take that shit to the library or Starbucks and jack their WiFi.
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What about Avengers: First Class? Just recast everyone as 20-somethings and ret-con everything.
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I took Greek for a semester. They conjugate their verbs AND nouns. Good times.
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https://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=3766
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What's FNL?
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This just seems like it takes out the 10 seconds of wasted time the cashiers have from people like my wife who just stare at the menu like McDonalds changes its menu once a week.
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Depends on your meaning. If she comes home from work and pounces me for sexy time, sure that's cool. If you mean the crazy stalker throw herself at you, then no thanks.
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I recently tried to play it too. I recommend getting the Boots of Blinding Speed and do the resist magic trick ASAP. Sure its cheating but holy cow does it improve things. Well, movement at least.
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Toast up your hands while you Candy Crush.
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Are they hard? I suck at video games but I like playing these.
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I heard someone said something in the EU about it being finicky because it had 3 AI's crammed in together and they argue with each other. I guess this is trying to go off that?
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I guess I'm just taking the thought processes to the extremes. If I'm walking in to your place with moist cash then I must "believe" it's ok just like they must think a gay couple is unhealthy and gross.

Sorry, sometimes I devil's advocate too hard.
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On the one hand, don't be a dick and not sell to people.
On the other hand, where does "no shirt no shoes no service" or "we don't accept cash that came out of your sweaty bra" fit in to this?
If you're business is doing well enough to turn down work... idk man.
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>Education is not a right
>X gun is Y. Educate yourself, fool.
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I don't know, DS9 was pretty good.
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Steamed hams.
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Mine is all the parts about women not holding jobs and it being cool to keep concubines.
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Insert my hard drive.
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Veggeta_MAX posted...

(yes it should be able to scan tons of tons of paper)

So... why doesn't it?
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"We always get kicked out of everywhere" in valley girl voice.
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It bothers me in games like God of War or Batman where it's some otherwise powerful character but he's derping around with my dumb ass at the stick doing fetch quests at "level 1".
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Well my wife just takes the most convoluted round-about route possible, so in that way I'd say I'm a better navigator.
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More Nords.
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Maybe they'll stop canceling good shows once they have a guaranteed 2 hour chunk every week.
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