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TopicShe's so beautiful, CE.
Authentic_fan
08/02/18 7:50:38 AM
#56
So is she pregnant yet
TopicShe's so beautiful, CE.
Authentic_fan
07/25/18 1:58:16 PM
#39
The receptionist at my gym interrupted a conversation I was having with my friends about protein farts and how it can be a struggle and I basically responded by giving her a dissatisfied look as if to say mind your business thot

Then she went out of her way to talk to me like two days later about the benefits of green tea and we talked about that for a bit

Now it's just an awkward head nod when I go in and she looks at me while I'm leaving

She's nice tho I guess even tho we got off on the wrong foot
TopicLow Tier God is quitting video games
Authentic_fan
07/24/18 12:06:25 AM
#36

I wish the girl in the back would have said on screen "Your dick is like a vienna sausage, boo


Clearly that isn't the case tho!!

The best part is the comments where everyone is acting all butthurt and mad.

My penis is only like 5.5 fully erect and I know it's "below average" but since I actually have sex I know that it's an advantage to gigantic penises at times.

I've had girls tell.me I'm the best they ever had because my shit doesn't hurt them yet LTG knows he can talk.about his large cocks and piss off a bunch of angry virgins hahahaha i love it hahahaha
TopicLow Tier God is quitting video games
Authentic_fan
07/23/18 11:57:30 PM
#33
Tappor posted...
NeonOctopus posted...
catboy0_0 posted...
he made like one good video

Two


oh


Hahhahahhaa I love this guy
TopicLow Tier God is quitting video games
Authentic_fan
07/23/18 11:51:59 PM
#27
Cpt_Pineapple posted...
NOM posted...
This is a FUCKING VIDEO
TopicNEVER, EVER THREATEN THE UNITED STATES AGAlN
Authentic_fan
07/23/18 3:54:06 AM
#3
This is just trumps kill everything run
TopicCheese topic
Authentic_fan
07/23/18 2:57:22 AM
#5
Zurkon posted...
Mozzarella sticks


TopicElected GOP man calls people sand n-word, drops his pants, mocks Chinese accent
Authentic_fan
07/23/18 2:42:41 AM
#2
I think it's actually a breath of fresh air to see a politician do satire

Even if it's offensive and will ruin his career, here is a guy who obviously doesn't give a shit
TopicWhy are so many "Americans" hoping we are conquered to spite Trump
Authentic_fan
07/23/18 2:16:18 AM
#4
ChessInFiveD posted...
Just like North Korea huh


I was actually in the NAVY and yes.

Iran used to fly jets right over our ship just to annoy and harass us. They don't ever actually do anything though and it's been going on for decades.
TopicWhy are so many "Americans" hoping we are conquered to spite Trump
Authentic_fan
07/23/18 2:12:50 AM
#2
Because Iran has been playing stupid little war games with the United States for forever but nothing ever comes of it. They're all talk and it's just posturing.

They basically trolled our president.
TopicDoes Mario think about the lives of all the Goombas and Koopas he's ended?
Authentic_fan
07/23/18 2:07:17 AM
#2
Maybe they shouldn't be in the fucking koopa troop

Wow.is this a serious topic

They're in a fucking army dedicated to taking down the mushroom kingdom
TopicI'm not on here for hookups
Authentic_fan
07/23/18 1:49:56 AM
#4
I have never fucked a chick off of tinder
TopicShould i play persona 5
Authentic_fan
07/23/18 1:48:22 AM
#15
pieisthebest posted...
No, it's garbage


The problem with gamefaqs is I never know if opinions like this are sincere or coming from some weeaboo superfan who is overly critical of everything that doesn't match up to their perceived hayday of the persona series
TopicShould i play persona 5
Authentic_fan
07/23/18 1:46:40 AM
#11
MrMallard posted...
I'm gonna buy it on Wednesday, we can be Persona 5 buddies!


Be careful, it has a tendency of sitting in your library for weeks on end
TopicThe worst part about being in my 20s?
Authentic_fan
07/23/18 1:44:37 AM
#3
But youre approaching what's my age again
TopicShould i play persona 5
Authentic_fan
07/23/18 1:43:13 AM
#9
Lost_All_Senses posted...
Authentic_fan posted...
Lost_All_Senses posted...
No


But I paid like 25 dollars for it


So


I started it and it seemed kind of interesting. I didn't get past the part where You clean your room

So like I basically haven't played at all
TopicShould i play persona 5
Authentic_fan
07/23/18 1:41:59 AM
#6
Lost_All_Senses posted...
No


But I paid like 25 dollars for it
TopicShould i play persona 5
Authentic_fan
07/23/18 1:41:15 AM
#3
OwlRammer posted...
I don't know


Fuck.
TopicShould i play persona 5
Authentic_fan
07/23/18 1:40:45 AM
#1
It's just been sitting in my library not getting played since I got it
TopicThe most annoying thing about Twitter are the whiny bitches that reply chain
Authentic_fan
07/23/18 12:26:40 AM
#4
Russman posted...
Russman posted...
Bump for validation
TopicWhen a girl texts you at midnight to Netflix and chill
Authentic_fan
07/22/18 5:55:52 PM
#6
Lost_All_Senses posted...
I hate these topics. I don't know your life and my advice should be worthless to you about this. If you can't make these decisions yourself you have still not properly adapted into adulthood


Let him celebrate his first lay in peace bro
Topicdoes anyone miss The Admiral?
Authentic_fan
07/22/18 5:49:05 PM
#2
He still posts on the NFL board
TopicHave you ever had sex with an Asian person before?
Authentic_fan
07/22/18 5:47:35 PM
#20
2 hookers in Bahrain while on deployment

I didn't catch a disease so it's alright
TopicI'm giving away $1,000
Authentic_fan
07/22/18 5:44:37 PM
#8
Fuck yea I wanna be part of the barely scraping by giveaway!
TopicDiamond City, Great Green Jewel of The Commonwealth.
Authentic_fan
07/22/18 5:41:03 PM
#4
TheSextMachine posted...
Authentic_fan posted...
The wall is blue in diamond city

Only if you messed up.


I became over encumbered and accidently dropped the wrong paint

Once I got back to diamond city I figured I didn't give a shit enough to go back

So yeah it's blue on.my current save. I think I'll paint it yellow next time
TopicDiamond City, Great Green Jewel of The Commonwealth.
Authentic_fan
07/22/18 5:35:23 PM
#2
The wall is blue in diamond city
TopicMinute or less cringe videos. Can you cringe others?
Authentic_fan
07/22/18 5:32:43 PM
#2
I typed weeaboo into YouTube but all the videos are 10 minutes or longer
TopicWhich of the PS1 Final Fantasies was the weakest?
Authentic_fan
07/22/18 5:11:57 PM
#2
9 is the worst because it's not 7 and it didn't have triple triad
TopicStreaming services like Netflix/Hulu are seriously overrated
Authentic_fan
07/22/18 2:06:51 PM
#5
Lol imagine buying DVDs in 2018
TopicDo straight women and gay men actually enjoy sucking dick?
Authentic_fan
07/22/18 2:05:15 PM
#2
Most women don't
TopicLove and basketball
Authentic_fan
07/22/18 11:44:05 AM
#2
Yeah I put some hard d on her and her butt touched me but neither of us scored for the first 5 minutes because we suck
TopicCE has destroyed boogie2988
Authentic_fan
07/22/18 11:26:21 AM
#7
That being said that's sad.

I don't actually hate him I just think that LTG video is fucking hilarious. It's the best string of fat jokes ever
TopicCE has destroyed boogie2988
Authentic_fan
07/22/18 11:25:12 AM
#3
This is a FUCKING video
Topicman, i've been hung up on the same girl for like 10+ years
Authentic_fan
07/22/18 11:00:59 AM
#6
Roxborough4Ever posted...
it's never good to give an "ultimatum" but i kinda just want to tell her...."hey, you've always known how I felt about you....so why do you do this to me? how come you'll date anybody BUT me? How come you never gave me a chance? Your kid that you have should be mine. Don't ever contact me again unless you want to start a family with me and get married....we are 27, we should have cars and houses and all this crap by now but we don't because you are too busy playing games....either be with me or just leave me alone"


Do that but hire an acapella group to help you sing it outside of her window
TopicIt's gonna most likely rain during the Coheed concert I'm going to tomorrow.
Authentic_fan
07/22/18 9:18:36 AM
#12
Well it's gonna slightly distort the music and you will get wet and won't be able to smoke or anything

But...

Maybe the turn out will be less? That could be good
Topicis it weird that i feel weird letting girls buy me food?
Authentic_fan
07/22/18 8:13:16 AM
#5
No_U_L7 posted...
Authentic_fan posted...
Wouldn't say it's weird

Would say it's dumb tho


it's more that i know these girls don't have that much money...


Life isn't all about money and people aren't defined by their bank account. Money is definitely a stressor in life but ultimately it doesn't define us.

They probably just want to buy you food. It probably makes them feel good because they like you, just accept the gift and buy them food every once in a while.
TopicMy member is about to fall off from overuse in the last 24 hours
Authentic_fan
07/22/18 8:10:16 AM
#2
You have no hope
TopicMy grandpa just died and left me $6.5 million. he was the CEO of Sweet n Low.
Authentic_fan
07/22/18 7:36:39 AM
#8
Also sorry for your loss tc
TopicMy grandpa just died and left me $6.5 million. he was the CEO of Sweet n Low.
Authentic_fan
07/22/18 7:33:55 AM
#4
Do me
Topicis it weird that i feel weird letting girls buy me food?
Authentic_fan
07/22/18 7:19:02 AM
#2
Wouldn't say it's weird

Would say it's dumb tho
TopicPeach's ???
Authentic_fan
07/22/18 5:03:50 AM
#28
What if it's a picture of her and bowser on vacation or something
TopicFood, drink and drug are the only things that make my misery go away loool
Authentic_fan
07/22/18 4:56:02 AM
#4
You should try playing RPGs
TopicBunch of celebrity/high profile people seen with bruised left eye (illuminati?)
Authentic_fan
07/22/18 4:54:28 AM
#5
catboy0_0 posted...
some of them are right eyes though


That's what they want you to think
TopicMississippi has the highest percentage of Black Americans in any state
Authentic_fan
07/22/18 4:48:56 AM
#5
UnfairRepresent posted...
Who the fuck cares?

Don't get why more people aren't just colorblind like me


Colorblindness is genetic
TopicMississippi has the highest percentage of Black Americans in any state
Authentic_fan
07/22/18 4:40:27 AM
#2
Not everyone votes

And apparently the people that do vote don't care that their state is worth peanuts
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