Lurker > DrizztLink

Check this shit out, I'm going to be a fucking
Hateful dwarf warlock from the grave diggers union who is currently on probation for drunk and disorderly behaviour
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I want to help (talking Pillars of Eternity) Edr learn more about his brother but not sure I can.

I failed my bro.
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I'm just straight copy-pasting and it comes out like this.
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@ 5:20
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lazy Halfling Bard from a high end gambling house who is completely and utterly tone-deaf

Incredible.
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http://whothefuckismydndcharacter.com/

Random generator to find out who the fuck your character is.

Me:

sophisticated Half-elf Sorcerer from a small family bakery who is manically obsessed with etiquette
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Payzmaykr posted...

Nice. I still saved 11. The problem is that I only had one round for my grenade launcher, and I couldnt change my party or leave to the Normandy.

If I had my grenades and some biotic users, they would have gone down. As long as my files arent messed up, that works.

The disk I have is also really smeared up... not really scratched. Can I use a glasses cleaning cloth and spray to clean this?

Just get a decent lint-free cloth, no spray.

IMPORTANT: NEVER WIPE IN A CIRCLE.

Start from the middle and move to the rim in a straight line, along the radius.

Dunno if that's common knowledge or not, but I see people ruin discs by going circular.

The YMIR mission fucking sucks. I don't think I've ever saved more than 15.
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All I can find is that the issue was supposed to get patched like 6 years ago.

Is your version as updated as possible?
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I elected to not wreck the town.

And yes, turns out ingredients don't take up space.

I unlocked the destiny with a Dodge teleport, but the one that lessens requirements and gives me a point in every skill is so nice.

Also my chakrum are fucking ridiculous now.
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CM_Ponch posted...

Eevee-Trainer posted...

Read the spoilers

Holy fuck this could've been awesome. Even if I know the end goal I still kinda want this to keep going. The whole "it'd all about the journey" and all.

I thought up the whole storyline based off a single joke I thought of in the brain storming idea

"Oh yeah, well your mom sucked 10 dicks."
"Do you know who those dicks belonged to?"
"I always assumed it was 10 different dudes."
"No, all 10 dicks belonged to the Original Chad."

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Pulled a fate mode kill on her.

Fairly sure I crushed her head in my hands.
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About to take on The Widow.

She wants me to kill the town.
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giantblimpN7 posted...

Payzmaykr posted...

Hey! Everyone! This shop discriminates against the poor!

My favorite line in the series

Shepard: You refused to testify. Obviously you hate justice and deserve this.
Lorik Qi'in: What insane breed of logic is that?!
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No.
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Zikten posted...

DrizztLink posted...

Oh for fucks sake, I doubt Hugo Weaving gives a shit about your nerdy-ass "well AKTWALLY *snort*" shit.

He said Nazi.

well AKTWALLY *snort*

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In the Fate dungeon place.
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Oh for fucks sake, I doubt Hugo Weaving gives a shit about your nerdy-ass "well AKTWALLY *snort*" shit.

He said Nazi.
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JxOxNxIxCxS posted...

Bless the fucking rains in Africa

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i don't understand
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GODTIER posted...

Biggie helped invent that heavy

jajajajaja
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Jesus Christ CE
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She's the secretary who wanted his Amber waves of grain, yeah?
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TheCyborgNinja posted...

I had Owen Wilson-ish hair for a while too.

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nevershine posted...

He's a menace.
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Nine NINE
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god damn it Pi if you don't sig that so help me
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Either beef or pork, can't remember.

Chicken is fucking awful.
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Giant_Aspirin posted...

this girl i dated like 20 years ago once told me that there's a female version of a 'snowball' called a 'rainbow kiss' where you go down on a lady while she's on the rag and then kiss her and spit the, uh, rag juice into her mouth. it was weird.

Red wings
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Oh, and here's that list Hothlin keeps posting and deleting.

https://m.imgur.com/a/77jmG

Too slow that time.
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BLAKUboy posted...

Axiom posted...

https://gamefaqs.gamespot.com./user.php?db=.3.user=Sephiroth1288

Mal got suspended again on his alt

Here's my shocked face:
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Gotta save that one.
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Trump could literally shoot a guy in the face and fuck the corpse on live TV and trumpeteers would find some way to excuse it.
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SSJCAT posted...

meow.

Aziz Ansari?
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A bed, a shower, a shitter.

All he needs.
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I'm not sure on that. Says I have like 30 things in my inventory, and my weapons, armor, accessories are empty. Don't think I have that many potions.
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Finally got a Stash and I can't put ingredients in it.

Fucking why
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Or stopping in Webwood.
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Going to the Ettinmere.
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Error1355 posted...

btw all of our anmes is "[Username] GameFAQs" so.

That's a thing I guess. I had to have a last name for us. >_>

Missed out on the chance to make the Shitposter family.
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Nsfw probably.
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frozenshock posted...

I mean police handcuffs, not kinky sex handcuffs.

It can be both.
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Well, guess the drinks are on him.
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kuwab0 posted...

Thwack thwack thwack thwack thwack
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Abyssion posted...

I absolutely despise reaction videos for anything.

Unless it's obvious satire like Red Letter Media.

Or 2girls1cup.
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Turbam posted...

No, I've never seen that

*Shows proof of you seeing it*
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CensorErik posted...

gatorsPENSbucs posted...

CensorErik posted...

I just sliced the Parma prosciutto and sent her away happy in her ignorance. For those unaware, prosciutto is made from pork. There are other types, but they all have the specific meat in their names. Like beef prosciutto.

Had a lady call in one time when I was working at a pizza shop. Told me the pizza had bacon on it and she didnt eat pork. Apologized, all that good stuff and then brought up her order.... that had pepperoni on it. So I asked if that was a mistake and she said no. Let her know pepperoni, at least ours, was pork. She told me no its not and bla bla bla, so I sent her back a pepperoni pizza and said enjoy your day.

Was having a discussion with a co-worker at that same store, and she claimed to have never eaten any meat of meat products in her whole life. I asked if her family were all vegetarians as well and she said, No, just me. I asked how her parents knew she was born a vegetarian and respected her choice to not eat meat or meat products. She asked what I meant...

All the while she's eating a Jell-o cup. I told her to look up gelatin when she gets a chance. The next day she came to work and gave me the silent treatment.

She was trying to be special and unique and you ruined it
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It really is a shame this studio went under, though.

My inability to rhythmically tap A aside, this game is great.
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more like fartier
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The problem is you're supposed to eat five dozen eggs.
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