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TopicThe cougars in Far Cry 5 can fucking swim
action52
04/06/18 6:02:18 AM
#13
These cougars can swim!

ir98UGO

They actually did more than swim in that pool but if I posted those pictures here, I'd get modded.
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Topicthis Kevin Spacey topic on the movie board..
action52
04/06/18 4:07:03 AM
#6
Freddie_Mercury posted...
Parappa09 posted...
is every gfaqs board a shithole?


yes

No, there are lots of boards that nobody posts on.
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TopicScenario: Your daughter wins $24 million in the lottery but doesn't give you any
action52
04/05/18 6:36:51 AM
#26
As always, the boys of CE are showing how classy they are by making sexual remarks about their hypothetical daughter.
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TopicI was just IP banned for 5 minutes.
action52
04/05/18 6:26:08 AM
#30
CarlGrimes posted...
I just want to know what happened.

CarlGrimes is thinking...

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TopicWhat's the deal with Dan Schneider?
action52
04/05/18 5:01:25 AM
#88
Dan "It Could Be Worse, At Least I'm Not Rob" Schneider
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TopicSex Icons of Gaming
action52
04/05/18 4:50:40 AM
#41
Octoroks.

gIhhlby

That mouth is made for one thing baby!
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TopicWhen sex dolls and VR reach their peak, society will be irreversibly changed.
action52
04/03/18 11:04:06 AM
#40
voldothegr8 posted...
I don't want to punish women, just being real. If I could afford bots that give me sex, cook, and clean I'd get divorced in a heartbeat. Don't think for a second I'm alone on this mindset.

This makes no sense to me. I'm with my wife because I love her, and my son, and value our family. I want them to be happy, and to build a life together. But I love and value my family. If I didn't have THAT, I would be divorced in a heartbeat. If my wife were nothing but constant nagging and annoyance, it wouldn't be worth it. I'm a grown ass man--I can do my own fucking cooking and cleaning. And the sex... well, I can masturbate. I have also had sex with women I didn't care about, and it's not that much better. And I don't think I'm so unattractive that it's impossible for me to get with girls. So I don't think I would miss regular sex that much. If we got divorced I would be sad and lonely because I'd miss my family. I enjoy spending time with them, and watching them grow up.

The idea of me being some lonely, single 40 year old living in an apartment by myself, only I have a robot to have sex with me and do the cooking and cleaning... HELL NO, never would I prefer that to my current life. And the thought of abandoning them, and leaving my son without a dad, just to live like that, makes me feel sick to my stomach. Just at the thought of doing that to my son.
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Topicwhat the fuck was up with Spiderman 3
action52
04/03/18 8:03:30 AM
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I liked the part where he was walking down the street making "bang" finger gestures at girls. That was intentionally funny, and it worked. I like the idea of the Venom suit making Peter Parker think he's cool, when really he's just a more obnoxious dork. And that's the kind of role Tobey Maguire is great at.

...but then they decide to have that scene where he's being just as much of a dork with Gwen Stacey, only this time the movie acts like he really is cool. That is genuinely terrible.

The movie had some good ideas, but it also had some terrible ones, and in the end suffered from having too much crammed in.
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TopicWhen sex dolls and VR reach their peak, society will be irreversibly changed.
action52
04/03/18 7:48:50 AM
#7
When VR reaches its peak, we probably won't need sex robots.
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TopicHow did Adam Sandler movies go from GREAT to CRAP?
action52
04/03/18 4:12:57 AM
#16
They were always dumb movies, but at least they put effort into the jokes. You can tell that they are into the movies and trying to make them funny. Probably when they were writing the movies they bounced jokes around and cracked each other up, then used the ones they liked the most.

But gradually he seemed to just get bored. I mean you can tell with Adam more than anybody. His first few movies, the guy went nuts clowning around and mugging for the camera. Movies from 2010 and after, he's just acting like he's bored and doesn't give a shit. Nobody really seems into it though. Pretty much everybody is phoning it in. They just want to get that free vacation and fat paycheck. Probably when they write these movies, they just shrug and throw in whatever lazy jokes they think of first. I doubt that even they care if they're funny.

I'm not saying the old movies were good, but they were funny dumb humor. The new ones... I can't imagine how people can enjoy them on any level.
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TopicAlternative rock/pop in here (1980-2005)
action52
04/03/18 3:13:27 AM
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TopicIs it worse to use your company laptop or your company phone's hotspot for porn?
action52
04/03/18 2:33:25 AM
#7
Either is bad but the laptop is obviously worse.
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TopicRidley.
action52
04/01/18 3:38:27 PM
#6
SSJGrimReaper posted...
bluezero posted...
https://i.pinimg.com/564x/ca/4c/59/ca4c59ac37c3ba1025a3bfe9a670542f.jpg

that's Ripley

lol you're right! But for some reason I thought of that. How dumb I feel...
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TopicHave you ever gone "under the knife before?"
action52
04/01/18 10:07:34 AM
#15
Drank toilet cleaner when I was 2. When I got to the hospital it had burned through to my small intestine so they had to cut me wide open to remove it.
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TopicRidley.
action52
04/01/18 9:51:46 AM
#4
bluezero posted...
https://i.pinimg.com/564x/ca/4c/59/ca4c59ac37c3ba1025a3bfe9a670542f.jpg

I also prefer this Ridley.

And I'm a big Metroid fan.
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TopicThe internet is insufferable on April Fools
action52
04/01/18 9:33:28 AM
#5
fan357 posted...
So is April first like groundhogs day for you?

SwayM posted...
In a way

Holy shit, did we just learn that @SwayM is reliving today over and over again?
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TopicAvocado coca cola is a thing that exists in stores now.
action52
04/01/18 9:31:33 AM
#20
I was going to say this is proof that no god exists in this world, but now I see it's an April Fool's joke. The jury is still out.

You win this round, theists.
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TopicRemember, you can't call people nerd but blatant Christophobia is a-ok.
action52
03/31/18 12:36:10 PM
#36
Cornmuffins posted...
I4NRulez posted...
lol Christophobia

Hey I'll have you know Christophobia is no laughing matter! I've been seeing a psychiatrist to help deal with mine. You have no idea how crippling it is. Every time I see a commercial for the Infinity War movie it sends me into a panic attack.
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TopicThe best Marvel theme song?
action52
03/31/18 12:27:48 PM
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TopicName a Movie (NOT PORN) that made you HORNY!!
action52
03/31/18 12:24:50 PM
#11
When I was a teenager there were tons of non pornographic movies and shows that made me horny. Oh man that episode of the Wonder Years where Punky Brewster was a special guest and she had big boobs made me super horny. She was the same age as me, and I had kind of a crush on her when I was a kid, so to see her come back all GROWN up like that was crazy sexy to junior high me.

I'm trying to think what movie made me the most horny... I know I used to always watch R rated videos that my parents rented looking for boobs. Also there were a lot of softcore adult movies I remember watching in the late old on HBO and Showtime. But mainstream movies that made me horny...

National Lampoon's Vacation (oh that shower scene)
Who Framed Roger Rabbit?
Ghost
Hot Shots!
My Cousin Vinnie
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TopicThe You Fap You Lose Topic (CEgals and CEgays edition)
action52
03/30/18 9:38:53 AM
#13
Ray-Ray posted...
*throws up*

thats what fap means right?

Look how not gay I am everybody! I actually get nauseous from looking at sexy pictures of men!
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TopicThe You Fap You Lose Topic (CEgals and CEgays edition)
action52
03/30/18 6:39:23 AM
#4
ypIMxFD
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TopicIvanka or Melania?
action52
03/30/18 4:33:19 AM
#7
Dark_SilverX posted...
NOM posted...
Wheres the all of the above option

fuck

Are you mad at yourself for not putting in the obvious best answer?
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TopicI was eating popeyes fried chicken and is this the brain?
action52
03/30/18 4:28:10 AM
#18
Chicken posted...
Thats an oversized liver, a side effect of gene manipulation.

This might be true, as that is next to the backbone.

I've gotten little bits of guts attached to the chicken lots of times. They just missed it when they were cleaning it out. The chicken is deep fried enough that food poisoning should not be an issue. You'll be fine.
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TopicRoseanne tweets nazi salute to David Hogg
action52
03/29/18 9:26:06 PM
#15
Smashingpmkns posted...
That was a dumb move on her. I like her as a comedian and what she's done for the industry. I really hope she doesn't continue down this path as a crazy right wing conspiracy nut

She seems you really be going off the deep end. She also has a tendency to want to shock and subvert, combined with poor judgement on how much she can get away with.

Don't get me wrong, there's probably some sincerity to her Trump supporting ultra conservatism, but she's probably playing it up or exaggerating because she knows it pushes people's buttons.

I wonder if her success may have made her want to go off the deep end. Just to sort of test: if she's successful enough, how much can she get away with?

I mean it also may be that she doesn't care if she gets fired anymore because she knows she can retire rich.
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TopicReligiously raised Atheists, do you remember the moment you became atheist?
action52
03/29/18 10:11:53 AM
#24
lilORANG posted...
Like did you just wake up one day and go "oh wait, none of this makes sense. This is all fake," or was it like a gradual process with no real start and end point?


The second one.

lilORANG posted...
and if so, how did you sort of know "I'm no longer X, but I still believe Y, but now I don't believe Y, but I believe Z, but now I don't believe any of it"

I don't know. I had a fairly liberal Catholic upbringing so I never felt like anything was "shoved down my throat."

Just that as I get older I started to realize there was no real basis to think that Christianity was correct and all other religions were wrong.

When I was in college I believed that maybe there was some sort of higher power that created us and is guiding us, and that all world religions are interpretations of that. But gradually I came to think that was probably just wishful thinking on humanity's part.

So right now I consider myself an atheist because I believe no god is the most likely to be true. Like if I put a number on it, I would say I think it's about 80% that there is no god, 20% that there is some spiritual form of "god" that all the world religions are reaching for and partially understanding, less than 1% that one of the world's major religions is totally right, and less than .00000001% that fundamentalists are correct.

Some people would say that makes me an agnostic because I'm not 100%, but I say that's silly. It is hubris to say you are 100% sure for anyone if you ask me. But if you decidedly think it more likely that god does not exist, you're an atheist.
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TopicWait what, why is Tesla on the verge of bankruptcy?
action52
03/29/18 9:56:22 AM
#21
They are good cars with great technology. It is unfortunate that the company is so poor at managing itself from a business perspective.

I imagine they will either go out of business and other companies will use their technology more effectively and efficiently, or they will be built out and gradually lose their quality but make lots more money.
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TopicIs it fair for a professor to start a test 5 minutes before the class starts?
action52
03/28/18 7:29:50 PM
#4
If the professor lets you do the test until the very end of the allotted time, debatable. People who get there on time aren't losing anything versus starting on time, and in fact get a little extra because they don't have to wait for everything to be passed out. Although you could make a case the other way that people who came early get an unfair advantage, especially if the grade curve is a big thing in that class.

If the test also ends five minutes early, definitely unfair.
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TopicWhat's you favorite Keanu Reeves film?
action52
03/28/18 8:42:28 AM
#22
Questionmarktarius posted...
Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure

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TopicThe You Fap You Lose Topic.
action52
03/28/18 7:43:21 AM
#40
Twizz810 posted...
Posts needs more choices of ethnicity...


Got ya covered.

ypIMxFD
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Topicdo you watch rick and morty?
action52
03/27/18 3:39:21 AM
#17
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty.

The humor is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation - his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realize that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE.

As a consequence people who dislike Rick and Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existencial catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools... how I pity them.

And yes by the way, I DO have a Rick and Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- And even they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand.
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TopicI honestly can't believe Trump tweeted nothing about March For Our Lives
action52
03/27/18 1:14:09 AM
#6
Darmik posted...
I have to imagine his staff were basically ripping his phone away from him as soon as he started writing a tweet about it.

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TopicI guess I'll watch the Shawshank Redemption tonight
action52
03/27/18 1:11:12 AM
#15
GregShmedley posted...
action52 posted...
GregShmedley posted...
Mufflnz0rz posted...
Manocheese posted...
Good choice. It's the best movie ever.

Yeah, I don't think so at all. I don't get why it all of a sudden got this status ranking up there with The Godfather and Casablanca. I think that's crazy.

It is a good movie though. I definitely think it's worth watching as long as you don't go in with crazy expectations.


All of the sudden? The Shawshank Redemption has been popular for a long time. It's been number one on IMDb's top 250 list for at least ten years.

Yeah and that was over ten years after its release.

I remember very clearly. First there was all this media attention because The Dark Knight was all of a sudden the number one highest rated movie. Then a year or so later it was Shawshank Redemption and I was like "Wha-?"

In 95 it got decent but not fantastic reviews. I remember seeing it and liking it okay. Then I never heard anybody talking about it. It certainly wasn't in any "best ever" lists that I remember seeing before the mid-2000s.

Apparently though there was a generation of kids watching it over and over again on cable and just falling in love with the movie, who propelled it to the status that it has today.

Don't get me wrong, I like the movie, but never got on board with the level of praise it got.
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TopicI guess I'll watch the Shawshank Redemption tonight
action52
03/26/18 11:55:13 PM
#7
GregShmedley posted...
Mufflnz0rz posted...
Manocheese posted...
Good choice. It's the best movie ever.

Yeah, I don't think so at all. I don't get why it all of a sudden got this status ranking up there with The Godfather and Casablanca. I think that's crazy.

It is a good movie though. I definitely think it's worth watching as long as you don't go in with crazy expectations.
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TopicI just nutted to 3d henta, Ask me anything
action52
03/26/18 10:57:35 PM
#18
Manocheese posted...
CrazyandLazy posted...
ok guys stop, shit gets old

Manocheese posted...
henta

Darkraiomb posted...
What is henta?

Banana_Cyanide posted...
I've heard of hentai but this henta must be some next level shit.

LinkPizza posted...
ShinigamiSoul posted...
Who says "nutted"?

CrazyandLazy

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TopicTell me why. Tell me why.
action52
03/26/18 10:37:30 PM
#2
Ain't nothing but a heart break
Ain't nothing but a mistake
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TopicDo Calf raises get you in running shape?
action52
03/26/18 7:01:41 PM
#11
Fin_Dawg_004 posted...
or just walk a lot and slowly add jogging to your walks

This. If you're in really bad shape, start with walking. As you're doing it you should be able to walk faster and longer. Then jog. Then jog faster and longer. Then run. Then run faster and longer.
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Topicr/niceguys is without a doubt one of the funniest that I've seen
action52
03/26/18 12:39:45 PM
#86
Zodd3224 posted...
action52 posted...
Zodd3224 posted...
DarthWendy posted...
@Zodd3224
Zodd3224 posted...
@DarthWendy more incels for ya

Ha !
I was PRECISELY going to ask, are those the proverbial incels from the legends of old ?
Some escalate really quickly though, must be jokes or pranks.

I mean you cannot possibly go from "Why, hello young madam, how are you on this fine morning ? May I enquire about your well-being, presently ?" to "YOU FILTHY WHORE OF BABYLON !! DIIIIIIE !!!" in less than 8 seconds..... Or can you ? I mean, maybe incels can, and it's precisely part of their special psychic powers ?


Lmao! While I am sure some of them are pranks, some are most certainly real. If you ever visited the incel reddit pages before they got shutdown you would have seen them full of stuff like this.

You know, I wouldn't be surprised if it's a creepy fetish for some of these guys. Like they get off on making women angry and are actually masturbating to the replies they get. Probably not many of them, but I bet there are a few.


There is a fetish for literally everything. I just heard a couple days ago about a girl who gets off giving herself papercuts.

**winces**
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Topicr/niceguys is without a doubt one of the funniest that I've seen
action52
03/26/18 12:29:57 PM
#84
Zodd3224 posted...
DarthWendy posted...
@Zodd3224
Zodd3224 posted...
@DarthWendy more incels for ya

Ha !
I was PRECISELY going to ask, are those the proverbial incels from the legends of old ?
Some escalate really quickly though, must be jokes or pranks.

I mean you cannot possibly go from "Why, hello young madam, how are you on this fine morning ? May I enquire about your well-being, presently ?" to "YOU FILTHY WHORE OF BABYLON !! DIIIIIIE !!!" in less than 8 seconds..... Or can you ? I mean, maybe incels can, and it's precisely part of their special psychic powers ?


Lmao! While I am sure some of them are pranks, some are most certainly real. If you ever visited the incel reddit pages before they got shutdown you would have seen them full of stuff like this.

You know, I wouldn't be surprised if it's a creepy fetish for some of these guys. Like they get off on making women angry and are actually masturbating to the replies they get. Probably not many of them, but I bet there are a few.
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Topicr/niceguys is without a doubt one of the funniest that I've seen
action52
03/26/18 6:01:04 AM
#72
Well that's the whole point. They think "I'm a nice guy, why don't I get girls?" But usually they're not really nice guys. They're just pretending to be nice so they can get girls to like them. If they don't get what they want, their true colors show.
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TopicI just watched death note, is Ryuk really a villain ?
action52
03/25/18 8:45:34 PM
#36
I would say Ryuk is more like a force of nature than a villain.
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TopicThe Last Jedi made $1.3 billion. How was it a failure?
action52
03/25/18 6:48:29 PM
#29
SSJGrimReaper posted...
stoltenberg11 posted...
i don't think anyone ever claimed it was a failure at making money

Polycosm posted...
I don't think I've seen anyone claim it was a box office failure. Who is this question addressed to?

I've seen it a few times. Usually it's just really angry nerds who are desperate to find every way possible to tear the movie down. They'll take the most optimistic predictions they can find (or even pull bigger "expectations" for what it "should have made" out of their ass) then make vague claims about how everyone at Disney actually views this as a total failure.

But it's not like we really need to argue with them.
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TopicGuacamole is such a stupid dip
action52
03/25/18 8:15:32 AM
#8
MabusIncarnate posted...
Patchwork posted...
Guac is great. Make it right.

This

Wtf trash guacamole are you eating that is too thick to dip chips in?

Well he could also be using garbage corn chips that are paper thin.
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TopicGuacamole is such a stupid dip
action52
03/25/18 4:21:03 AM
#6
Anisoptera posted...
chip breaks when you try to dip it into some quac

Then there is something wrong with either your chips or your guac.
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TopicLoyola Chicago
action52
03/24/18 9:06:45 PM
#10
Muffinz0rz posted...
8ltO08D

Ha ha! Go Ramblers!
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TopicReservoir Dogs is a perfect movie.
action52
03/24/18 9:03:11 PM
#16
I would agree Reservoir Dogs is pretty much a perfect movie for what it's doing.

However Pulp Fiction is almost as perfect and much more ambitious so I would say it's a better movie.
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TopicHow often do you eat meat other than chicken or beef?
action52
03/24/18 7:50:32 PM
#9
I think TC forgot pork. Also maybe turkey because that's so common as well.

Also fish and seafood usually aren't considered "meat."

I like lamb but can't eat it often because it's expensive.

I live fairly near the ocean so I eat fish and/or seafood regularly.
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